Hello there :)

A little bio for me:
My friends call me Jazzy, and the baby sis calls me Bo...feel free to do the same with either name (Find me on tumblr: jazzybohart or ao3: razzlejazzle22)

I'm 25 years old
I'm only 5 feet tall
I am obsessed with Glee
I am obsessed with Starkid ( I was a starkid before I was a Gleek, a friend turned me onto Glee and I was hooked instantly)
I am obsessed with Queer As Folk (US version)
I am obsessed with Harry Potter (according to pottermore I am a Ravenclaw :D )

And a long list of other shows: merlin, doctor who, ouat, arrow,the flash, lost girl etc...
I love to write
I love to read
I love to sing
I have Ehlers Danlos, a rare genetic connective tissue condition with no cure that causes both severe pain and effects the entire body...I dislocate and sublux multiple times a day and yes...its excruciating , CRPS, fibromyalgia and a long list of coinciding symptoms and conditions im being tested for by the group of specialists I now need.

My sexual orientation is...well...I just like to say I'm sexual and can appreciate the beauty and amazingness of all different types of people :) You fall in love with the person not the gender. Most ppl say I'm 'pansexual' but idk, I dont rly do labels, I refused to be put in a box lol I'm more attracted to women I suppose, but I've been attracted to literally any and all

I'm a caffeine addict.

My favorite character in Glee is:

Kurt Hummel.

I ADORE Kurt. I love Kurt-centric fics. I love me some Kurtbastian & Kadam & Hevans & Puckurt...etc (I'm having a love/hate relationship with Klaine...I stopped liking Blaine a long time ago...there's oblivious yet well meaning attention whore with gel addictions and then there's asshole's who go out of their way to hold someone down and back and keep them from being who they are, being a hypocrite, ruining someone's self esteem, trying to keep someone inferior just because you can't deal with not being the center of everything, attempted rapist bullshit and his relationship with Kurt was literally glorified abuse and by the end of glee I kinda wanted him to fall into a volcano...the only 'love' I have with Klaine is the occasional fic that VOIDS all that shit ). If I'd been born a gay man...Kurt would have definitely been my cup of tea.

For fanfiction? I pretty much ship Kurt with any guy in the world of Glee...as long as Kurt ends up happy I'm pretty much good. Kurt/Happiness for the win.

My biggest irritation in pretty much ALL the fanfiction I read? People keep making the characters irritatingly stupid. For long periods of time. "oh yes I feel this way and I know exactly what I need to do...but I'm going to do NOTHING about it...I'll pretend it's not an issue and angst for 15 chapters in ways that dont even make sense unless you are missing brain cells just for the drama of the story and stay in this situation and no one will figure it out or help me with it, no one who does anything bad will ever get repercussions and anyone who does figure it out I will ignore like a 3rd grader with my fingers in my ears...because drama!''. Like it's not necessary to have someone let alone KURT act like he's stupid just to make a story longer. You can have drama without making it obnoxious. Like you can cover heavy intense shit and uncomfortable scenarios without cop outs I don't know why that's so difficult to comprehend. 'He tried to sexually assault him' 'oh i'm sure it's just totally fine I'm going to stay with him or be his friend now because he's so trustworthy and a 'good guy'...no. Good guys dont try to force their boyfriends to give up their virginity in the back seat of a car after spending all night dancing and flirting with someone else, especially boyfriends who have a history of things being forced on them. Alcohol doesn't turn you into a monster. It's either in you already or it's not. If you cant trust someone to have their inhibitions lowered around you? Then you can't trust them. Period.

I've been assaulted okay? I couldn't even be around my male FAMILY members without having panic attacks for a long time, the smell of beer made me lose it, dark closed spaces made me lose it, people sneaking up on me, touching my neck, touching me period for at least 6 months...like it's so disturbingly obviously the writers had no business covering a topic like that when they had absolutely zero understanding or ability to handle it appropriately... so much about glee was unrealistic and part of the reason I went to ff was looking for stories that actually...oh idk dealt with problems instead of acting like these awful heavy things where non issues and totally fine and that you wouldn't have to be freaking emotionally abused, traumatized and manipulated and brainwashed to stay in that situation and for not ONE person who is close to you to even see what was happening and be like hey this isn't okay and you deserve better. Idk about everyone else? But I wasn't a dumb ass in hs. Oh sure I did some stupid shit, got in over my head a lot, ended up in bad situations but I hate how much people act like bad situations dont change people. Trauma changes you. You mature. You literally have no choice it's either grow up and find out how to live with all of it or let yourself implode. After the death threat I HIGHLY doubt Burt Hummel would have just ducked out on anything that happened with Kurt and never realized again that anything was ever not okay with him for the rest of the show. They destroyed every character. I ended the show either hating them or being so painfully disappointed it wasn't even funny. Bad writing. Extremely bad lazy writing. So many things not only could have been done differently? They SHOULD have. I dont want any freaking teenager watching that show without a responsible adult next to them to explain constantly why various things arent ok or normal and to teach them to get help and not accept or glorify abuse of any kind as romantic or compromise yourself or your morals just because you dont want to be alone and are scared you can't do better. I'm honestly terrified of possibly young kids out there who are going to think that sort of shit is fine now. It's not and they should be ashamed for portraying it as such. This show had SO MUCH POTENTIAL(the characters too had they been given actual character growth) and couldv'e opened so many doors for kids who are different and it's sad that they didn't respect that.

My all time favorite author for glee is gleefulmusings who has written my top 3 favorite fics which amuses me a lot because Blaine isn't in them at least so far lol:
Metamorphosis (literally begging for an update from any of these. )
An Unholy Alliance
Choices

Cacophonylights 'A Change in The Weather' on livejournal is glorious and I read it once a month and cry over it not being finished. (yes I've read the adopted continuation by a dif author and will keep reading it)

Of Bearcups, Meerkats and Hobbits' is fantastic. My first Kurtbastian Fic and I was pretty much ruined for all others lol

I need badass Kurt-not Klaine- not STUPID Kurt Fics desperately. I'm in pain literally every moment of my life I like the distraction. If the characters spend the entire fic being stupid though I'll pass.

For Queer as folk? Strictly Brian/Justin No other pairings. They are my OTP for life.

For Harry Potter my favorite pairing's are:

Harry/Snape (pretty much in any way, I love their dynamic when well written)
Harry/Draco
Harry/Tom Riddle(or Voldemort) ...This one surprised even me. o_O But after reading a couple good stories I was like...legit...I like this.
Harry/Sirius

Literally the only 'straight' fic pairings I find even vaguely interesting are:
Hermione/Sirius
Hermione/Remus
Hermione/Snape
Hermione/Harry
Daphne G./Harry

Dont ask why, my favorite stories just happen to have those pairings, Ive read FF's of EVERY PAIRING I can possibly think of and these are my favorites to read. I love stories where Harry is sort of a BadAss, and even though in real life I would NEVER like it- in FF I love some Dumbledoor & Weasley Bashing were the 'good guys' really arent so 'good' and Dumbles is actually a manipulative bastard, and poor Harry has no idea his 'friends' arent really his friends. Angsty fics r awesome, I like stuff that makes me FEEL something. I want a story to move me to tears, make me angry and anxious and desperate to keep reading. ALSO I've never understood Harry/Ginny as a couple...ever. I worship JK. Rowling as my queen but I just...yea...wasn't feelin it in the books, the movies, and no matter how many H/G ff's I read I just dont like them together.

As far as glee goes? I love me some Blaine, Rachel, Finn, Mercedes bashing.

for QaF? I love me some Michael, Lindsay bashing

Also I'm not really sure what happened..But the show Shadowhunters started and the casting is perfect and I'm in love and MALEC FOR THE WIN BITCHES. Seriously idk what happened though, I read the first book and then stopped being kind of honestly taken aback at ending it with the whole 'brother and sister' thing (i've now done my research shhh) and I saw the movie sort of hoping for answers and was less than impressed with it on a whole and then I saw previews for the show ...which got me interested enough to watch and then got me wanting to go back and reread the first book then read the rest but seriously I keep getting ideas for possible fics and I'm just yeah...All about Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood. Sign me right up. OTP status. And can I just say...the cast is seriously so attractive I have to watch each episode twice to make sure I get all of it because sometimes I get a little distracted and by a little I mean thoughts tapering off like 'wow he's gorgeous...really really gorgeous...look at that smile...hellllo high warlock...how do cat eyes on a man look sexy?...look at that dimple...she's possibly the most stunning woman I've ever seen I didn't even know bodies like hers existed outside of photoshop...gotta love a fiesty red head not taking any shit...he's adorkable oh my...and now pretty boy's not wearing a shirt...ANYONE HAVE THE MORTAL CUP I NEED TO TAKE A DRINK SO I CAN GET MYSELF A SHADOW HUNTER' So yeah...you can see the problem. And by problem I mean would you like to sign this petition for Alec Lightwood spending the rest of the season shirtless?

I kid...sort of. Unless it would work them I'm game.

I'm sure it probably says something about me that I've literally only ever written fanfiction with LGBT couples. What can I say though? There's a lack of representation in the real world and us LGBT writers having some actual LGBT characters we can work with now even if we mix them up with non-cannon is exciting. It's irritating though that I've yet to connect with even ONE fem/fem couple however..they don't seem to put much real effort into building the relationship or you know...putting in real effort to give them believable personalities instead of sticking to offensive one dimentional stereotypes on women AND fem/fem relationships. But you know...whatever -_- I'm totally not bitter at all.

Just so we're clear? Hateful anon's who send me messages because they dont like my writing and tell me to go to hell & die? Just stop and get the hell over yourself, No one is making you read my stories. There's comments on the actual story line or constructive critisism...then theres stuff that could actually get you arrested..yeah are you aware telling someone to go kill themselves isn't legal? And if they go through with it you can be charged as taking part in their death? It's not a fucking game. It's not funny. It doesn't make you cool.

Anywho feel free to recommend any of your favorite Kurt-Centric stories...part of me feels like I've read them all :p ALSO if you have any recommendations for Any amazing ANGST fics whether Glee/Harry Potter/ or QaF ? Please message me.

-Razzle Jazzle

LASTLY? I WILL UPDATE STORIES WHEN I UPDATE THEM. Period. You asking/harassing me about it constantly does absolutely NOTHING to speed up the process. So instead of bugging me about it constantly just be patient and know that I'll get to it when I get to it and either the inspiration is there or it's not. Either I'm well enough to write or I'm not. I have a chronic pain condition, sometimes I genuinely CANT write. Unless something is labeled 'On Hiatus' that means I am WORKING ON IT. so messaging me on here or tumblr or posting anonymous reviews does nothing. I'm not psychic I can't magically guess when I'll be finished writing a chapter until I'm almost done with it. I'm sick of being harassed by people who act like I owe them to update on their schedule. I just cant...FORCE inspiration. It's either there or it's not. And believe me if I could force myself to not be sick and in pain I'd have done exactly that YEARS ago. But even when I'm feeling alright if the inspiration isn't there, there isn't much I can do about it. So I normally take a break and work on something else until I am able to work on that one story again so I wouldn't get out of the writing zone because once that happens it's so hard to get back into it. That's how my creative process works, I try to write every day regardless of what it is so that I don't let the creative juices stop. So sending me rude, demanding or flat out mean/threatening messages? Wont speed up the process. Period. If anything it just pisses me off and makes me want to not write at all. So don't bite the hand that feeds you, being rude to an author and giving them attitude over how quickly they can bust out updates doesn't make writing any easier. If anything it makes it harder because it's more pressure added on. Remember that I do this for my own enjoyment, I don't get paid, I do this despite my shitty health that sometimes makes this almost impossible. Writing is the one thing that keeps me going despite all the negativity in my life, the one thing that causes me true happiness and keeps me from falling over that teetering edge of depression and I'm not about to let some anonymous reviewers take that away from me. I'm a real person with real problems and a real life, think about that before you send me messages like that again. Before you send ANYONE messages like that again. For all you know? You're thoughtless comment could be that last thing that puts them over the edge and then guess what? The story will never update, and that's on you.