Hi! I'm just a girl from washington with MPD, a dirty mouth, and a computer so... RUN.

BlackTudorRose

(formerly Danceswithdemons)

My quote: Lead me, follow me or get the fuck out of my way.

Poetry:

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,

I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;

The Admission is free, so pay at the door,

Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight;

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,

A mute man came to shout "Horray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise and Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,

In a two-story house on a vacant lot;

A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;

The long black hearse came to cart him away, But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table, The only eyewitness to facts of my fable; But if you doubt my lies are true, Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

- Anonymous

I'll sing you a song of the long ago.
Seven shine the Shiners, oh!
What did the Seven do way back when?
Why, they wove the Charter then!
Five for the warp, from beginning to end.
Two for the woof, to make and mend.
That's the Seven, but what of the Nine--
What of the two that chose not to shine?
The Eighth did hide, hide all away,
But the Seven caught him and made him pay.
The Ninth was strong and fought with might,
But lone Orannis was put out of the light,
Broken in two and buried under hill,
Forever to lie there wishing us ill.

HETALIA TIME!

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. (true story bro)

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

31. Your history book need's a spoiler alert.

The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta

I promise to remember Germany whenever someome says West

I promise to remeber Japan whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac

I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose

I promise to remember China whenever I see Picachu

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato filed

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

Four months, you think for sure

That's all you've got to endure

All the double-clicks

All the fan-art pics

It's all so stressful, more than I can endure

Then when someone says 'update'

You check Hima's blog and you say "Hey, wait!!"

This is the same as the last time I came here I thought it was over Aw, that's just great...

The whole damn fandom's just as obsessed

With who's coming next and who's underdressed

Who is the bunny? That post was funny!

Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And we still don't have an update

But now we have 75 threads Nothing changes but the users, the gifs and the trends

Christmas Never Ends

Check out the newest thread

You'll never guess who HRE is

How could Hima-Papa put us through all this wait?

And after that one comic, I don't think she's strait

And the only thing that matters Is getting an update faster

Still care about your pair and when the allies arrive

Doesn't matter if your sixteen or thirty-five

Hima-Papa, he's the Troll King

Estonia has another weird thing

Pants on the ground

Monaco playing black-jack I've seen it all before

I want Hima back!

The whole damn fandom is just as obsessed

With who's coming next and who's underdressed

England's in a pub and Iceland's on drugs

How long do we have to wait before we can rest

And we still don't have an update

But now we have 75 threads And we're still listening to the same music we did back then

Christmas Never Ends

Christmas Never Ends

The whole damn fandom's just as obsessed

With who's coming next and who's underdressed

Who is the bunny, that post was funny

Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And I still don't have an update

And I still have 75 threads But I'm much more worried about Hima than when this will end

Christmas Never Ends

Christmas Never Ends x2

Still here? Damn you must really like me... Sucks to be you! anyway here are my stories... have fun... Remember kiddies never trust a man in a big white van... Except if its france... then hop in the front seat and proceed to run away with him!