He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.

Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.

"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts." UPDATED 2017. Bridging the gap between Prometheus and Covenant.

[Maleficent x Diaval] A series of one-shots and drabbles featuring the cutest couple there is. In which Diaval accumulates a hoard of... things..., all of which mean something to him, and Maleficent watches bemused as his pile of clutter increases in both height and importance.

When the weather conspires to trap them together, things heat up between Ryou and Tea. But what happens when the darkness within Bakura comes out to play? Host/Vex

Just something I whipped up because I was thinking of Elves

Malekith captures Darcy and tries to gain control of a powerful human weapon (Malekith / Darcy).

"Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman, you claim to be my humble subject, yet you will not sit in my dungeons?" Thranduil/Sigrid.

Who ever said Glorfindel couldn't be a peacemaker? He has to settle a fight between stubborn elflings Elladan and Elrohir, but his efforts are rewarded soon after when he has the pleasure of witnessing one of their famous pranks on Erestor. This is the 1st part of the Revenge series.

Never trust two bored elflings claiming that there's an oliphaunt outside. It never ends well - for Erestor *or* Glorfindel! One-shot.

A short, sweet moment in time for Thranduil and a very young Legolas. Written for a Teitho alphabet challenge where the first sentence of the story should begin with the letter A. The second with the letter B, the third with C, etc. Surprisingly it was awarded third place.

A story of the relationship that develops between Margaret (Schroeder, Thompson) nee Rowan and everyones favorite gambling addict, Arnold Rothstein. What happens when he finds himself embracing a charitable and philanthropic side of himself? Surely there are ulterior motives, or maybe he simply enjoys her company for her solid work ethic? Time will tell. M for later chapters.

Do you believe in love at first sight? I do not, no matter what the Professor tells us. So here comes my attempt of a plausible and hopefully entertaining story why and how Éowyn and Faramir came to love each other. Classical gap filler; strictly book-verse.

'I stand, fixed in place. The parchment leaves my nerveless fingers and rustles down to nestle upon the thick woollen rug beneath my feet. I can not move.' Thranduil recieves a letter from Elrond that stirs up old feelings of resentment. Written from the prompt for July Teitho - Betrayal and Forgiveness, but not submitted.

Once Valinor retreated from this world, the Elves who remained on Middle-Earth could still sail West...but if it wasn't Aman they found, then what was it? (Not modern day.)

One-shot morality tale, set in no particular place or time. Wherein Evil is measured by the degree of worth possessed by its victim.

As the icy talons of the Allied Armies curl around Europe in 1944, the proud Gilbert Beilschmidt works as an SS at Auschwitz-Birkenau, where he encounters a Hungarian dissident named Elizabeta, who threatens to change his views. When he tries to flee with her, he betrays the country he once loved, and Ludwig must grapple between his twisted ideals and saving his brother's life.

Aslan told him he would be High King, that his brother would also be King, that his sisters would be Queens. But how can that prophecy be fulfilled when all that surrounds him is death? Golden Age.

In Cair Paravel's library, a friendship is strengthened.

Exactly what it sounds like! All the ships, slash and smut you could ever want. Get ready for Legolas x EVERYONE! The most epic Legomance ever attempted!

Every day it was the same. Haldir would just finish braiding his own hair when the door would fling open and his brothers would demand that he braid their hair too.

She had been called many names in her long life, and many titles, but some she preferred more than others.

When Belarus wakes up from a nasty fall she doesn't remember being angrily rejected by Russia, or anything else for that matter. She does however come to the conclusion Lithuania is her fiancé. How can the Lithuanian get himself out of this mess? Does he even want to? How long until it blows up in his face? LietBel

Even though the Ring has been destroyed, Frodo still finds his nights (and days) plagued by shadow of memory and shade of fear. While resting and healing in Rivendell, Frodo has an enlightening talk with Elrond, discovering something not only about himself, but something about the Elven lord as well.

Thomas bandages Jimmy's hand. Plotless wish-fulfillment one shot. Spoilers for series 4.

'Can a Tenth Walker fanfic be done well' Some scene-length explorations of how it could be.

The 43rd Hunger Games were the shortest Games there ever were. All thanks to one girl from district ten with a beaded bracelet.

A.R has a reason for wanting her there. A.R x Margaret. I'm obsessed with this ship and I had to write something! Un-betaed. Please R&R!

Fluffy first-time fic, one-shot. Thomas and Jimmy argue and make amends in wintry London. This was written for the wonderful Shadegarden, for her donation to the Downton Charity Drive.

He really, *really* needed to start thinking things through before he opened his mouth.

AU Fiction; A childhood incident alters Spencer Reid's life, however his path still crosses with the BAU and one agent in particular. Can he prove himself worthy of being part of the team and can Emily Prentiss admit to herself what he could mean to her?

Hermione/Remus-On any normal day, living under the same roof as six men—two of whom had a penchant for mischief making while the remaining four enjoyed a good joke far beyond the levels of common decency—was perilous enough for Hermione Granger's psyche. April Fool's Day, however, was always another matter entirely.

Remus/Hermione-Hermione wondered if she was possibly making the wrong decision with all of this nonsense. 'Probably,' was the response her rather logical brain replied, 'But you're here now, aren't you? Might as well.' She sometimes wondered at the ineffectual nature of her moral conscience.

"Just one dress can be . . . lethal."

Stella Hanson's dreams are very real, some are fantastic adventures while others leave her afraid to sleep for days after. On her next adventure, she finds herself in the world of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. Although she finds herself in the body of a falcon, she still eagerly follows her heroes on their journey to destroy the Ring.

With a war of words and wills, Jimmy Kent and Thomas Barrow embark on a strange romance. Set Post Christmas Special. ((Oh, and credit to Catthetamedshrew on tumblr for the awesome cover image!)

Finnick's story and the story of the rebellion, starting with the 65th Hunger Games. As a victor Finnick's life is no longer his own. Snow wants him as his puppet. The rebels want him to be a leader and a hero. Finnick just wants Annie. With edits for 2017.

"I fell in love in the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once." -John Green. When Nymphadora Tonks meets Remus Lupin, he's spent 13 years learning that letting people in only causes pain. Her determination to break down his walls, however, may just match his determination to keep her away. Goblet of Fire era RLNT.

To what great lengths will a father go to in order to protect his daughter?

Thomas/Jimmy one-shot. Smut with a little hurt/comfort. Jimmy sleepwalks. Thomas helps him out. *Spartan warrior voice* THIS IS POOOOOORRRRRNNNN!

One-shot. Jimmy and Thomas bet on everything. And I do mean everything.

One-shot. Thomas and Jimmy teach each other about love. Possibly inspired by too many readings of Flippyspoon's "1921".

"There?" he whispers in her ear and, sure enough, he feels her grip tighten. - COMPLETE! -

COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.

Arwen steals Glorfindel's horse. My take on how it all went down. One shot.

Kagome's mad, the demon wolves are sick, and a rare flower is needed. What did Inuyasha do this time, can he finally decide who he wants, and can Kagome and Kouga save his tribe in time? Kagome and Kouga fanfic.

One-shot, silly fluff.

Hauntsverse story, set post "The Enchanted Life of Thomas Barrow". It's not always perfect magical love for Thomas and Jimmy. Well, okay, maybe it is.

Betrayed and torn away from home and family, Peter and Edmund have nothing to hold onto but their trust in Aslan. But has He abandoned His chosen ones? Golden Age. No slash. Thanks to narniagirl11 for the great cover art!

When a naive young man loses a bet with the notorious Arnold Rothstein, his wife agrees to spend the night with him in lieu of payment. It's a darkly erotic story, not for kids, and with original characters. It's also my first ever fanfic, so please be gentle! If you'd like me to carry it on from this point, just leave some nice feedback and I'll figure out what happens next...

Sequel to 'Lubricant'. This is ridiculous, fluffy smut. There will be a Part Three eventually to conclude the ridiculous smut.

Sequel to 'Haunts'.

"Jimmy asks Thomas what that little jar of petrol jelly is for." This is in response to Flippyspoon's prompt. it's actually not dirty at all, I swear. One-shot, not in the Hauntsverse. There's a slight possibility of a sequel someday, after I finish 'Enchanted Life'.

A FranceXJeanne story. WARNING: THIS WILL MAKE YOU CRY. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CRY. Jeanne makes a promise she can't keep. Crappy summary is crappy.

Strange apparitions descend upon Downton Abbey, rearranging furniture and lives- and, in the midst of it all, Thomas Barrow and Jimmy Kent begin to unravel their own mysteries.

COMPLETE so, yeah, i know there about a bazillion and five stories where the LOTR characters show up randomly at someone's house, but the plot bunnies were restless and this was all i could think of...

In which there is a great deal of very fine rum, Jill has hips, and Eustace is an oblivious yet alluring man of science. The third installment of a collaborative work with rthstewart and OldFashionedGirl95: "Stone Gryphon Everybody Lives, Nobody Dies AU"

Sequel to An Elf-Lord in Peril. In the Blessed Realm, Elrond waits nervously for a new arrival – who might still be upset about Elrond's handling of the Ring situation.

Four years is a long time. Long enough for a child to become an adult. Long enough for a heart to break from lonliness, but not long enough for it to heal. Staring at the letter in her hands, Anzu felt the ache in her heart from that absolute truth. Host/Vexshipping.

S/B. Sybil reconsiders the "kissing only" rule she set when she accepted Tom's proposal. Explores their newly physical relationship in the months between their failed elopement and reveal to the family. Canon compliant, fills in the blanks... steamily.

Just a oneshot about Eustace remembering Lucy's attitude while fighting in the movie version of VotDT. Edmund helps explain a few things.

Sometimes, one's destiny is laid out, rather simply, in rock.

Even the mightiest have their fears; even the strongest sometimes find themselves weak. Yet sometimes all they need is someone to carry them out of the dark and back to the light.

She was always everyone's favourite, always the perfect queen. Not anymore. The war for Underland was over but for Mirana the danger had only just begun as her world is torn away and she is forced to turn to the one person she could never trust.

King Edmund the Just was once counted among the traitors, but now he is known throughout Narnia as a man of honor and truth, and the High King's trust in him can never be shaken. Or can it? Golden Age. No slash. Thanks to narniagirl11 for the great cover art!

A collection of drabbles featuring the guys of Axis Powers Hetalia! OC/Reader X Various

Not your average Legomance.

A letter from Susan to Lucy, around 1948.

Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.

Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.

SiriusHermione - He swore to himself that he would play the gentleman. He wasn't used to the role and as she moved toward an equally-inebriated Charlie Weasley, he realized that he was really not fit for the role.

Mary and Marshall sitting in a tree...

DMHG She had always thought that popular dance had disintegrated to nothing but an upright expression of that which was best done behind closed doors, but as the bass used her body as tuning fork, she suddenly wondered what was wrong with that, really...

People's hands speak of their lives, and the four Golden Monarchs of Narnia are no exception. A closer look at the hands of the Pevensies. Four shorts, Golden Age.

Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.

A short Valentine's day one shot for all the Hostshippers out there. Pure fluff ,slight Vexshipping

Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC

One can only ignore the heat for so long. Done for Hetalia Prompts group on Deviantart. Disclaimer in my profile. Vash/Lili...maybe.

Mary and Eustace stare at each other across the room, remembering waiting for the time where they can sneak away to be together. My first tudors fic. Chary

A Narnian history as told by the losing side. Dark themes. Can be seen as AU.

TokikoxNemuro oneshot

After witnessing an unfortunate incident on the slopes of Mount Orodruin, Elrond and Thranduil must escape Mordor disguised as females. And that's only the start of their problems. Elrond; Thranduil; Caleborn; Celebrian; Galadriel. Rated T for innuendo

As a 1st year healer in the Spell Damage ward, Hermione already has a lot on her hands, but when a new patient checks himself in with an unusual problem, she seems to have met her greatest challenge. Will she be the one to heal him when nothing else has?

RemusHermione - "Remus," she whispered. "Yes?" "Why do you put up with me?" He propped himself up on his elbow, looking at her thoughtfully. "I suppose it's because I may be in love with you."

While in Dol Amroth for trade negotiations in the summer of 3020, Éomer, King of the Mark, encounters Lothíriel of Dol Amroth for the first time and a catenation of misunderstandings and conflictive emotions lead to a race of life and death.

Pegasus has a plan to spend one night with Cecelia, but how can he manage that when there's a party going on? One shot using English Anime names.

Aragorn and Legolas are in a cave. Aragorn decides to use this adverse circumstance to discover why Legolas hates caves so much. The truth may surprise you. Or not.

Drives with Branson take Sybil to surprising destinations.

Prussia challenges Austria to write some porn with him topping. It was a masterpiece in Austria's eyes, but to Prussia...?

A little AU scene based on 2009 adaptation. During their argument about Harriet, Mr Knightly feels jealousy over Emma's excitement of Mr Elton and acts very out of character to show his displeasure and frustration.

From 'Emma'. A series of drabbles following Emma and Mr. Knightley's relationship almost from the beginning. Rated T for later chapters.

And one she hopes he doesn't. Roy ruins all of her relationships. It's all his fault. It's always his fault. Roy/Jen

"Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants." This is how they survived and why they died.

Submission for the Twin Exchange Valentine's Day Challenge! REMUS/HERMIONE - "I'm sure Sirius and James would be proud. Drinking wine with a beautiful woman in the Headmaster's office seems like something they would approve of."

Forced to attend a Journalism Expo in Las Vegas, Lois and Clark find themselves in a unique situation after meeting an informant in the hotel bar. Oneshot.

Set during SIII. Her vacation shot to hell by the explosion of international anti-Superman articles due to his odd behavior, Lois Lane storms back with tempers blazing from Bermuda, only to confront a most unexpected situation. TRIGGER WARNING. VERY M.

This is the most horrible moment of all: Edmund briefly imagines pushing Caspian into the water, watching flesh transform into gold, before turning and reclaiming his kingdom. A missing scene from Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Missing-chapter story for "Voyage of the Dawn Treader". Who says there's nothing exciting about having a round world?

Lily decides to get Severus drunk one summer night. Angst thereby incurred happily resolves itself into, uh, happiness.

Lily shares some of her young sexual curiosity with Severus, but that may not have been the best idea.

Severus has learned that Dark magic can burn away his imperfections, but can he convince Lily to see it his way?

Best friends? Maybe so, but clearly there have been some other thoughts occurring on both sides as well. Severus/Lily.

Christmas. A time for love. And to not spend in an police station working with a guy you hate. Ironically that's what happens to Strahm. And this new situation gets him to say stuff like "if we did have sex, I'd go on top," to Hoffman of all people.

After the Box Hill picnic, instead of going to London, Mr. Knightley, in despair that Emma will marry Frank, decides to save Jane Fairfax from her fate as a governess by asking her to marry him instead. Obviously, AU.

"This is Steve" Gracie stated as Steve nervously shifted his weight from one foot to the other. "He's my daddy's new health risk."

Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are unhelpfully contributing to.

Werner's last moments on earth, as he stares into his Colonels eyes. What the two men are thinking. Not really slash at all, very short.

AU. What if Belarus did not chase Russia, but ran instead? Ivan ruthlessly pursues Natalia with a single-minded intensity to join her under his house. Oh my! RussiaxBelarus. Mature rating in future chapters.

Hotch and Reid are taken captive by a sexual sadist, who takes an interest in Reid. Reid doesn't want his first sexual encounter to be like that, so he has to ask Hotch for a big favor. SLASH! Reid/Hotch. Non-con Reid/OC.

A story of Faramir and Eowyn as their relationship blossoms into something special. I do not own LOTR of any characters recognised herein...

Remus/Hermione/Sirius - Sirius left her tingling, fully satiated and panting with sensuality. Remus had her spinning down a rabbit hole. The pleasure he gave her was darker, as if she was never entirely sure she should be feeling so good. Gift for GVSL.

How long can one have almost what he needs and survive? Marshall struggles with being so close to Mary and yet remaining so far away. This is the development of something previously conceived in iPod drabbledom. Now rated M. Was bound to happen, folks...

You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.

MY VERSION ON THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF THE FINALE. SCREW YOU, WRITERS. SCREW YOU. After leaving the office, Mary comes to a decision...the right one;Unrepentantly M&M and rated for language and spice and everything nice;18th in my 2010 SSS Project

Five times Mary kinda, sort of, almost jumped her partner and the one time he jumped her . Mary/Marshall

Edmund tries to enliste for WWII. INSPIRED BY THE NEW VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER TRAILER! Check it out, and let me know what you think! : Rated K for mild language.

Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.

A fleeting one-shot looking inside Marshall's head as he has to hear this question over and over again. What is he thinking? Spoilers for stuff through "Whistle Stop."

We all know that Hoffman and Strahm hate each other, right? Well, what if we're al wrong and it's not completely true...? HOFFMANXSTRAHM, very very random...please read anyway.

*Mild SLASH* Hotch/Reid. Five times Hotch didn’t have to say the words and one time he did.

From 'Emma'. What if Emma didn't renew the conversation to find out just why Mr. Knightley envied Frank? Slightly AU.

RemusHermione Remus hadn't meant to do it. It's just that it had been so easy. She had made it easy. And things were going to change.

After the ten millionth time she'd heard the joke, Lois decides that if she's been said to have joined the mile-high club, she's damn well going to try.

A series of Touga/Saionji oneshots. Various ratings, various genres. Reviews would be much appreciated. HIATUS

From 'Emma' - yes, really. Married life is not quite what Emma hoped it would be. Emma/Mr Knightley.

RLHGSB. She had lived with them for almost 2 years, and it had become very comfortable. The sexually-themed dreams she had suddenly started having, however, was quickly starting to change the way she looked at her two housemates. Gift for pelespen.

From 'Emma'. Mr Woodhouse is not the only one who finds it difficult to let go. Emma/Mr Knightley.

An obsession that destroys everything it touches.

AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.

Bobble knows he can never have Tink for his own. Yet, he cannot keep what he is feeling for her a secret forever.

Estel asks an inevitable question. Elrond shares his unique perspective on the nature of filial love.

Dramione - A chance meeting on the Astronomy Tower leads to a moment that neither Draco nor Hermione will ever forget. Gift for Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte - Thanks for breaking me out of my comfort zone, babe!

Haunted by solitude outside of Archet, Aragorn finds respite unlooked-for in the company of a friend. Seasons of Bree-Land Quartet: Autumn.

When Thorin and Company arrived in Rivendell enroute to the Lonely Mountain, Elrond Halfelven did not offer aid in their endevours until their last night in his house. Why? Simply put, he was occupied with more pressing matters: 2941 was a very hard year.

Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!

On a bitterly cold night in Bree, Aragorn reflects upon one of his many secrets. Seasons of Bree-Land Quartet: Winter.

Because you asked, now with a second chapter. Love to all.... Mary and Marshall wake up in an unfamiliar hotel room with conspicuous gaps in their memory and lots of things around them that make them very, very nervous.

Mary finds out Marshall has an interesting hobby. Watch out for flying citrus... There is a reason this one is rated M, people.

He had found her in the library, drinking wine and reading Shakespeare at 2 am, curled up in Sirius's old leather chair. She always did love that chair. And he quickly found that he loved her.

She's getting married to Austria tomorrow. If he's ever going to kiss her, if he's ever going to hold her, it has to be tonight. PrussiaxHungary.

Lucy is telling her stories again..." An Unbelieving Susan fic - with a twist.

COMPLETE. The story begins during TPM with an unexpected but welcome friendship. When friendship turns to something more, an entire galaxy will be changed, for better and for worse. Obidala.

When he smiles, he is downright destructive. Mido/Namikawa.

Sirius listens at a door, and his dirty mind draws the obvious conclusions, but is he right?

Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.

One-shot. Elrond decided that Legolas should be the Elven representative in the Fellowship. Thranduil has his own views about that. Characters: Mainly Thranduil and Elrond, with brief appearances by other Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits.

Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.

Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.

There are certain things about the Colonel that Werner doesn't permit himself to think about." Prior to the implementation of Operation Walküre, Werner von Haeften makes a list concerning Colonel von Stauffenberg. Preslash and Wagner.

Quite frankly, Peter doesn't understand it, and Edmund is only too happy to clue him in. A one-shot, nonslash, brotherfic set after Prince Caspian.

Caspian was expecting someone older, someone wiser, someone, well, a little more experienced in the art of battle. Can a moment of boys being boys show him just how battle worn the Pevensie brothers really are?

Anne Elliot, professional pushover, freelance artist, and closet cynic is about to get her clean slate. If only a certain ex would agree to bury the hatchet. Or y'know, stop being such a douchebag . Persuasion, Modern-day! Rated T for language & completed

All Edmund wants is to get some sleep. Too bad Prince George and Baldrick have other ideas.

Alex/Olivia - Someone has killed a judge's daughter in a brutal and terrifying manner. The horrific case puts Olivia in the right place at the REALLY wrong time. This is going to be a long story, so be prepared!Femslash - If you don't like it, don't read!

Nightmares were the bane of her existence. Emily/Hotch Garcia/Morgan, JJ/Reid. Part 1 of the Years Go By Series. Profiler's Choice Lifetime Achievement Award 2010.

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

Lois puts herself in a very unfamiliar situation while trying to assuage Clark’s guilt over a recent accident. Possible two-parter.

While visiting the Magician's garden on the Island of the Dufflepuds, Lucy and Eustace have a little chat about true beauty.

Edmund joins the fencing club.

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.

Baldwin has never vocalized the pain he feels from his illness, and yet after his encounter with Reynald he finds himself growing weaker. He turns to his sister Sibylla for comfort. Vignette. Oneshot.

A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.

Complete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.

She had never expected to be pushed against a wall and kissed until her lips were swollen by a boy who was as emotionally a wreck as her [AnzuBakura, PostManga]

Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.

Anzu never did like liars so it's okay when Otogi never mentions a thing about love.

Boromir of Gondor is dead. That's not the sort of thing he takes lying down.

An alternate ending. What does Peter really want? PeterWendy

Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.

Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...

Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?

Ellethwen was invisible, Boromir saw her. Friendship blossomed into something more. They were destined and sometimes fate is a funny thing. BoromirOC COMPLETE

It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.

A brother's patient attempts to get his younger sister to say his name warms a mother's heart.

Lucy comes to terms with her Faun fetish. Tumnus comes to terms with the fact that his teapot is broken. LucyTumnus parody... don't say you weren't warned.

All Faramir wants is a cup of tea. The rest of Middle earth, however, has other plans. Rated for Wanton Debauchery

Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

A long lost love attends King Baldwin's bedside for the last time.

If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.

Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.

When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.

Boromir and Faramir raid the Citadel archives in a noble but desperate quest for The Truth. They end up discovering a bit more than they'd bargained for.

Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'

Juri visits Ruka in the hospital and they discuss they way things can never be.

Recent studies show that if one watches RotK and then reads 'The Importance of Being Earnest' by Oscar Wilde, one will wake up at midnight and write something a bit like this.

Faramir didn't mean to look into the Palantír. Not really. But the temptation was simply too great to resist... and what he sees may scar him forever. Independent companion to 'The Departure of Boromir'.

Faramir learns to speak a new language in Edoras. Pure FÉ fluff.

Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.

Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...

A vision of the tempest of winter she seemed, her pale hair a frozen waterfall cascaded down her back. Her arms were bare, even in the chill of the morning. Her eyes shone clear blue and as always, there was fire in the ice. Éowyn of Rohan had returned.

Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.

All she wants is her freedom. She'll do anything to keep it, and he will do anything to keep her. Kaiba&OC

Kozue explores her relationship with Miki, only to find tragedy. Incest, sex, and character death. Don't read it if it might offend you.

What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE

Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.

A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.

The tale of the wife of Haldir and her love for him. How she deals with their life and rumors of his infidelity.

A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.

Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06

Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.

The Fellowship reunites to defeat a new evil. Parody of those stories were Pippin is always cute and depressed, Gimli does nothing, and Legolas just can't stop saving the day. REVISED November '06.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.

The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along

A more sinister look at Mirkwood, MarySues... and Legolas.

Plot-what-plot? Het and fluff. Faramir is playing with a bunch of dusty books, so Eowyn must distract him. Rated for whoopee.

The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.

Grima finds a way to get what he cannot have.

Eomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.

Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.

When Faramir disappears, thirteen year old Boromir, haunted by memories from the past, goes to look for him.

Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.

Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06

All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.

Denethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.

Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.

Amarië, a halfelf, seeks to enter Lothlórien on a twofold quest and meets Haldir, March Warden. Sparks fly, and the two soon find that their destinies are intertwined. Updated with corrections, 121906v AU!

A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Young and alone on a long road, Once I lost my way: Rich I felt when I found another Man rejoices in man. The story of Gimli and Legolas. Slash.

*Finally finished* How Touga convinced Saionji to become his rose bride.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

You cried for Gandalf. You cried for many, even those that who did not fall. But did anyone cry for Boromir? I did.