Pixychick84hide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Hi there! Pixy chick here! *waves* :) . Hmm I'm a human... and female... and.. alive?...Sometimes, although I still think us insomniacs should count as some form of zombie. I came on here years ago for fun as I get strange plot bunnies in my head now and then. I also am severely dyslexic and wanted a way to improve my spelling and challenge my English as I do love to wright and read. My goal as a writer is to hopefully make you smile or even laugh. I'm not good at serious tales most of the time and I am no Jane Austen but I do enjoy a good story. So yes that's me as an author. and reader. As for what I like to read I'm a huge fan of all things written, so long as they are done well and not overly depressing (I do have a hard time with them.) Or 18's and over. Never have been a fan of smut and never will. as I said before, I am horribly Dyslexic so please excuse any spelling or gramer error's in comments or work, I do try not to make them!! Well.. would ya look at that... still have more time to fill do I? Er... Look over there!! ...Didn't work eh? So! Me? I love to travel! I have been to five continents now. Life goals to get to 6 out of 7 before I'm 25.. And right now I... still have a few more months... I won't say how many though could be 6 or 60 ;). Alas I have falen in love with Asia and so postponed my South American dream. I'm off to Israel in a few weeks. South America I shall get to you next! ("It's like America, but south!") For all of you who did not get that quote you NEED to watch up!! Interests? Hmm... Well I love music, mainly playing guitar and singing.. Do gigs rather regularly not tech savy though so I am still avoiding a you-tube chanel for now.. though I am working on a C.D. People are always great to, and traveling! Art is also fun!...Did I say I love music? Drama is fun to... I love all things cute and animal like owned everything form snakes to chickens, ducks, dogs, cats, rabbits, turtles, frogs, a mole, that dove.. basically everything. I love people. So feel free to write me :). Hmm thank thats it for now! :P oh well Pixy out! |
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Amaryllis by silverfootsteps reviews
Ingredients: A delicate flower and a headstrong general. Procedure: Combine ingredients in one palace, add murder plots and power struggles. Shake vigorously for best results. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 186,342 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Glimpses by LavenderSkies reviews
Supplementary to the story "Searching". A collection of vignettes showing glimpses into the new lives of Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Orihime, and the rest of the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,858 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Spaces Between Stars by rabid behemoth reviews
In a perfect postwar Konoha, Sakura's life is still missing something. Attempting to discover her destiny, she makes a wish on a shooting star — but it falls on her head instead. When she wakes, the world is a little different than she remembers...[ItaSaku & KakaSaku. Non-triangle. Yes, you read that right.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,715 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Down the Road by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Itachi didn't die like he wanted. In fact, nothing had gone as he had planned. Instead, he's alive in a world after the war, after the Akatsuki, and after Madara. He's been pardoned and welcomed back to Konoha with opened arms as a hero when he had expected to die a villain. A story of what comes next in the future he never intended to have. M for language and sexuality
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,454 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Dessert of the Day by paws-bells reviews
Random ItaSaku drabbles/onesies featuring various universes and various storylines for your reading pleasure. Chapters may or may not be interconnected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,246 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 642 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Matchmaker by DecidedlyPositive reviews
It seemed to be the goal of the entire shinobi population of Konoha to help a newly-revived Itachi woo an unsuspecting Sakura. Unfortunately, proficiency in the ninja arts does not always translate into an aptitude for romance. [Itasaku] [post 4th Shinobi War]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
For those kinds of nights by pyro-rocketeer reviews
She would go for a walk, late into the night, when the stars glittered protectively over the village. Non-massacre. AU. Rated for some swearing. Changed summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Sakura Hatake by Love Is a Myth reviews
Sakura's parents died during the Kyuubi attack. Kakashi comes across her in the mess of things. She latches on to him. Sakura becomes a Hatake. And Kakashi becomes slightly less lonely. Slightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,396 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 658 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Uchiha Itachi: Heir, Prodigy, Fanboy by dydshark reviews
At twenty years old, Haruno Sakura thought she knew everything there was to know about fanboys. Until the day Uchiha Itachi showed up in front of her door one morning with a rose, a smile, and the unforgettable words: "I'm your number one fanboy." AU, Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The What Girl? by Perfect Beauty reviews
"Itachi, is this the reason why we never see you with any women and why you go to award shows alone?" Uchiha Itachi, are you gay?" For the first time in a long time, his body moved on autopilot as words began to tumble from his lips.."I already have a girlfriend...her name? Haruno Sakura." Too bad he really didn't have a girlfriend named Sakura..oops A/U
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,354 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Bloody Hell by Laora reviews
[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Kakusei Heroism The Hero Without A Name by Strata's Stargazer reviews
Rescued one night after an undercover mission, Sakura finds herself helping the masked vigilante "Crow" look into a conspiracy that could threaten Konoha and the Fire Nation. Modern AU - Now COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Free Falling by ahmandie reviews
Loki x Lucy. Lucy feels like she's falling...for none other than her stellar spirit, Leo. Nah, he can't be "the one." They're partners, after all! Loki, on the other hand, seems awfully determined to make it so. A story of not so unrequited love.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,932 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
BAKA! by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 227 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Handsome by DecidedlyPositive reviews
After a loony fortuneteller gives Sakura a vague description of her supposed true love, Ino takes it upon herself to discover the man's identity…dragging an unwilling Sakura along in the process. [ItaSaku ][non-massacre]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 229 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 5,746 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Contagious by rabid behemoth reviews
Konoha's citizens are being controlled by a virus, and it falls on Sakura's shoulders to save them. A double agent among the most hostile, unrepentant criminals in the world, she finds herself navigating between competing loyalties in a sea of moral uncertainty. But that's impossible for a faithful Leaf nin like Sakura. Loyalties aren't contagious...right? [Eventual ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,552 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Unmistakable by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- An atheist finds himself in a supply closet with a Sunday school teacher. They have ten minutes before the tornado hits. -Easter Fic-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Complicated Series of Events by Mustsleep reviews
Chapter 21: Cupcakes. The reason Sasuke came to detest all sweets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,495 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Missed Connection by rabid behemoth reviews
Sakura misses her train, but meets a man from another lifetime. AU oneshot. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
What Were You Thinking? by Mustsleep reviews
Sasuke needed someone to watch his cousin and somehow she got volunteered. Oh dear, poor Shisui Shi/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Mustsleep reviews
He leans in, kissing lips void of all life in hopes of breaking the curse upon her. But not all fairy tales end happily. Non-mass. Sakura-centric. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lifetime It Is by Angie-san reviews
Follow up to The One. Nine months into Itachi and Sakura's fictional courtship Akatsuki make their move and Sakura's mother forces the pair into a corner, leaving Itachi no choice but to make a decision or risk losing Sakura completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Giving by nelliel3 reviews
Loke/Lucy fic. One-sided NaLu in the begining. DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL, ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT! THE ONLY THING I OWN IS THE PLOT!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
The Wrong Perception by theonesakura reviews
"This is going to be perfect for you. The scent of it is going to mesmerise you. You're going to be coming back begging for more. I guarantee you," She said with a sly grin. Non-massacre. NEW CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Blithe Spirits by Spoiled Sweet reviews
"Glorified Nanny" was not the job Sakura had been looking for to make rent, but at the very least smut writer Hatake Kakashi was an interesting fellow. -Obviously AU, Modern Setting, Fluffy possibly citrus-y nonsense-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,065 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Art Of Persuasion by lost in corde meo reviews
"I'll have you know, Uchiha, that I can persuade anyone into giving me anything at any time." In which, Sakura learns of consequences of opening her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 500 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
From Kitten to Lion by Rhov reviews
"One day, my son, you shall inherit my position as the Lion." What if Loke isn't an ancient being, but only as old as he looks? One day he meets a very young Lucy. A promise made in childhood will affect the rest of his life. Chibi Loke. Super cuteness!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.] Capricorn, Virgo - Complete
Captain for a Week by Totoromo reviews
The lieutenants' and captains' roles are reversed for a week. Humor.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/7/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Shunsui K., Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Sick Day by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Twenty-four hours and a million problems: Sakura discovers the perils of attempting to care for one sick, highly delirious Uchiha Itachi. / ItaSaku / non-massacre /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Liar, Liar by DecidedlyPositive reviews
In which Sakura gets to be the damsel in not-so-much-distress, Itachi plays the hero, and one crazy missing-nin is convinced they're utterly in love. / ItaSaku / non-massacre / one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Storybook by moodiful819 reviews
When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 281 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Consequences of Uchiha by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Sequel to "The Consequences of Snooping". Sakura knew she had fallen from the pan and into the fire this time. She had finally finished her ill-fated date with Itachi, but now she had a three-week long mission to Suna with him. Was there no escaping him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Art of War by leafygirl reviews
Entry for the LJ Kakasaku AU contest. Sakura gets stuck following her teacher after a bet with her friends. But his mysterious life is nothing she ever expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Most Unusual Quest by Killaurey reviews
The dragon never gets the girl. Except one time, he does. AU. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ninth Night by leafygirl reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Lieutenant for a Week by Totoromo reviews
To encourage teamwork, each captain gets another captain's lieutenant for a week. Humor. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/20/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, G. Ichimaru, Shuuhei H., Nemu K. - Complete
Pure Dumb Luck by DecidedlyPositive reviews
When cornered by an enamored Rock Lee yet again, Sakura makes a desperate attempt to escape his advances… nonmassacre / ItaSaku / oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oz by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- College brings 20 year old Inoue Orihime to the US, where a sudden tornado dumps her in a world at war. Now it's up to her to save Oz, with a talking cat, a cowardly munchkin, a traitor, and an untrustworthy heartless man at her side. -UlquiHime-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,854 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Altocalciphilia by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do I have to take it off? by UNseated4TH reviews
Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Wrong Room by Wysteria Starfyre reviews
My 2nd 1 shot - rather short. Lucy is seeing a doctor to find out why she's sick. The answer she gets is one no one would expect!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Lucy H., Team Natsu, Loke/Leo - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha by Orange Sherbet reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Hair Day by DecidedlyPositive reviews
"Alright, Uchiha. You can either sit here quietly and get your hair cut, or go to Sound, kick Orochimaru's ass, and bring him back to Konoha for trial." In which Mikoto's bad hair-cutting skills and a pair of scissors bring Itachi and Sakura together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Candy by Writing bunny reviews
Why does Ukitake always give Hitsugaya all the candy?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Sister by DecidedlyPositive reviews
"Sasuke-kun! I didn't know you had an older sister!" In which Itachi is thoroughly amused, Sakura is horribly mistaken, and Sasuke wonders if introducing his brother and best friend was the brightest idea. AU / ItaSaku /one-shot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
With Practice by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Itachi by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, Sakura finds that writing letters to Itachi in her journal is great anger management therapy when he takes over her ANBU training for the upcoming exam when Yamato-taichou is off on a mission for a month.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Days to Common Ground by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kuchiki-taichou is acting weird.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The woes of being Uchiha Itachi by primary colours123 reviews
Fugaku Uchiha wants grandchildren. So, what is the big deal? Ask Itachi. Non massacre. Almost CRACK. Ita-Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hair by Iridescent Rain reviews
Questions lead to answers. Drabble. ShiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
Evolve by LavenderSkies reviews
Sequel to "Searching". Dumped in the living world w/ her memories wiped, Nel was saved from hollows. As our heroes try to solve the mystery, Nel grows attached to her savior: one Kurosaki Ginjo, AKA Grimm. The savior in question, of course, is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,052 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 359 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Consequences of Snooping by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Non-massacre fic. Sakura had gone in with the intention of finding some way of blackmailing him. So just how did she end up being the one blackmailed into going on a date with him? Damn sneaky geniuses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pitfalls of the Transportation Justu by alifestylechoice reviews
“What the hell kind of a jutsu was that?” she asked his internal organs. Kakasaku, KakashixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Snapshot by swirlheart reviews
Hitsugaya takes a nap on a couch and Rangiku comes in with a camera. But Hitsugaya is acting very strangely in his sleep. Please read and review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 325 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perspective by Still Evil Flame reviews
What IS it with Ukitake and his candy? Toshiro hates it, but maybe understands it a little more after a talk with Shunsui and gains a whole new perspective. No yaoi or sexual content at all for that matter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/9/2009 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Double Dog Dare by N-AngelFire reviews
Sakura, truth or dare?" "Dare." I said stupidly. "I double dog dare you to stalk Itachi until you find out his deepest secret!" Oh crap... Non-massacre AU ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
In So Many Words by Silent Scribe reviews
With Rin just joining the crew there are some things, Sesshomaru realizes, that can be said in a simple gesture.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Hero by Lanse reviews
Save the world, save the village, save the pretty woman cutting off the circulation in his arm. All in a day’s work for the legendary copy-nin. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Disturbia by Lady Silvamord reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Free Fall by Lady Kaliska reviews
The Great Ninja Wars had ended more than a decade ago. But that wouldn’t stop a country supposedly in a state of peace from searching for greater power to hold over other countries, or even a clan from another. Itachi Uchiha, a cold and calculating ANBU c
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,333 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Cat is Fine Too by drakensis reviews
In the aftermath of the Aizen Debacle, Captain Soi Fon is ordered to root out the remaining traitors in the Gotei-13.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/4/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Magic Tricks by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Kimono by Pardon the Insanity reviews
Lord Sesshoumaru's gifts always meant the world to Rin. But as she got older, they started to hold a different significance... oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
ribbon by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She had been subdued, kidnapped, humiliated, and dragged all the way into god knows where just for…this… Him. The kunoichi is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Simplicity by canicide reviews
ITASAKU. A curious Sakura tries to unravel the mysteries behind Itachi's constant silence.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spare the Rod by Aryndiel reviews
Rin runs afoul of an angry villager while she is foraging for food. Sesshoumaru finds human concepts of child discipline utterly barbaric. One Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Point of Grace by Shadow.of.Illusion reviews
“Why can’t you just leave me be?” A muffled sigh answered her question, and she found her gaze suddenly riveted to Kakashi’s cloth-covered mouth. “That’s a very good question, Sakura.” KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Can't Get The Help These Days by Von Doomsatan Productions reviews
It's days like this are the reason why Ulquiorra doesn't have Fraccion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Special Blend by incandescens reviews
Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
deep fried vegetables by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Follow up to fiesta. No, Sakura would tell Sasuke a few weeks down the road, I didn't fall in love with your brother because he was an Uchiha. I fell in love with him because he knew how to cook.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
fiesta by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 114 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
The Taste of Repetition by Pen Against Sword reviews
[Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack...] Orihime's fixated on the way his name sounds. Orihime can't stop watching him. Orihime's going to get caught.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Puppies! by Greenzaku reviews
Komamura has a strange litter of puppies. Their names are Shuuhei,Izuru,Hinamori and Iba.Total crack, and very fluffy. Literally.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2007 - S. Komamura, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Father Figures by Amara Anon reviews
Shippo has a crush. Can Miroku help him get the girl? [Oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Shippō, Miroku - Complete
Wasurenai by Empatheia reviews
[Yachiru x Byakuya] He always says no, but sometimes his no means maybe and sometimes it means yes.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Unbalanced Chivalry by therealesther reviews
Sakura suddenly realised it was probably the sweetest, most chivalrous, if unbalanced thing any man had ever done for her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 289 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi And Booze, Oh Noes! by The Hooded Menace reviews
When Kakashi accepts a challenge from Gai, he doesn't know that it's a drinking contest. Will poor Sakura survive a drunk Kakashi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Truths: Shunsui and Nanao by schweinsty reviews
Ten truths Shunsui and Nanao didn't know about each other. Fluff warning.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
After Life by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Security Procedures by Honeyfish reviews
A cracky rewrite of chapter 116. Hanatarou exercises his acting skills. Byakuya is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
What's This? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yachiru opens Mayuri’s heart to the spirit of Christmas in her own special way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Letters of Yesterday by kakashidiot reviews
RE-EDITED VERSION! Chapter 5! Will Sakura discover the identity of her penpal before it is too late? In the aftermath of war, love heals the heart. RandR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,373 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Heat by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSaku, Team Seven fic] Sakura goes a little bit farther than usual to get her sensei's attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fox in Boots by Letta reviews
You know that story ‘Puss in Boots’? This isn’t it. It’s better. Besides, that story’s wrong anyway, so you should thank me for writing this the way it’s supposed to be because now you know the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Prepubescent Whims by firefly reviews
With blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/3/2006
How in the Hell did I get in this Mess? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has a tendency to pick up strays.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 898 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tooth and Fang by Amara Anon reviews
Rin is growing up. She's going through changes. But is Sesshomaru ready to deal with them? And Jaken isn't helping. [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Fur Fetish by peroxidepest17 reviews
Renji has something he wants to do…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2005
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Kakashi's Party by leafygirl reviews
Kakashi and his friends have his usual birthday party but something changes this year. slight kakasaku - some language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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The truth about the chūnin exams reviews
In witch Orochimaru shows his true colors. Sasuke gets a hickey. Sakura is a some what logical fan girl, and Naruto pokes things... And Kakashi, well Kakashi is just plain confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
In wholly martimony reviews
Where simple missions are actually simple... some times, but unfortunately for our lead duo, it is not so for them this day. crack/humor/parody-ish. In wich there are unforseen coplications.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Lighten the mood reviews
It was common that there would be some tension after a near death experience with a comrade, but this... had to be one of the stupidest things Kakashi had ever done! Or.. " Because A kunai to the ass was something no one ever wanted to experience. "
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
