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Joined 12-16-12, id: 4421872, Profile Updated: 01-05-20
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Mass Effect.
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Temporal Tide by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Heartbroken and lost, ripped from her home and turned against her will, Bella tries to learn what it means to be a vampire. Skipping through time, can a love a thousand years in the making come to fruition? Tanya/Bella Femslash. Time Travel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,880 - Reviews: 2453 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Bella, Tanya]
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 192,519 - Reviews: 5242 - Favs: 12,144 - Follows: 14,615 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
You've Got Post by Hebisama reviews
What if Gwendolyn Post wasn't lying and she really was sent to be Faith's watcher. Oh, and wasn't evil. That is important. Buffy/Faith
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,393 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 12/12/2018 - [Buffy S., Faith L.] G. Post
The First and the Last by WavesBlade reviews
Darth Zannah was the first Sith Apprentice of the Rule of Two, a powerful Sith Sorceress, and incredibly selfish. Rather than be usurped, she faked her death and put herself in suspended animation. Almost a thousand years later, in the Clone Wars, Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker finds a woman in stasis, a Jedi Shadow by the name of Rain, when chasing after Asajj Ventress...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,011 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Anakin Skywalker, R2-D2, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K.
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 62 - Words: 333,072 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 4,297 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/8/2014
Mythos Effect by Omniscent1 reviews
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,151 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 3,924 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Saren A., Shepard
Kallen Stadtfeld, Countess of Britannia by Forthwith16 reviews
Kallen left Japan with her father before the Second Pacific War erupted. In Britannia she found new friends, made a home for herself, and soon came to a startling revelation: deep down, she was more Britannian than Japanese. Events spiral from there. (Has a TV Tropes page!)
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,490 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/16/2018 - [Kallen S., Lelouch L.] Marrybell mB., Leila M.
Rise of the Dark Lord (Discontinued for the forseeable future) by I LIKE FEAR 1-2 reviews
In the Shadows of the North, he waited. The Dark Lord was prepared, all he needed was a vessel. His army was ready, his wrath terrible. The world would once again, fear his power. Now the Dark Lord has his sights on someone. The one man who could hold the fate of Westoros in his hand, is about to receive aid from the most unlikely of places.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,088 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/3/2018 - [Daenerys T., Sansa S., Jon S., Arya S.]
Wishing Upon A Black Star by Cloud Auditore Fair reviews
Bella's very existence destroys Rosalie's equilibrium, and it doesn't seem like she can escape. Trust her, she's tried. So maybe now all she can do is give way to gravity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 144,799 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Bella, Rosalie]
There's a Softness by Tsume Yuki reviews
Near 13 years after the rebellion, Aegon the Conqueror awakens, surrounded by dragons yet, utterly alone. An Usurper on the throne, his house exiled and the Kingdom nearing crisis; Aegon does what he does best. There is so much wrong with the world he has woken to. Most certainly there should not be a Stark bastard sporting Visenya's hard frown and Rhaenys' kind eyes. (Female Jon)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,679 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 2/17/2019 - Published: 7/30/2018 - Jon S., Aegon T., Aegon VI
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,573 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 7,736 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Crimson by ensou reviews
The color of fresh blood. The color of her eyes. Eyes that were empty, revealing a broken person teetering on the edge of sanity. And before I knew it, I'd fallen in love with her. ...I suppose that makes me crazy too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 9/9/2015 - [Bella, Victoria]
New Era New Opportunity by tb7753 reviews
Azula finds herself in a whole new world after being frozen for years. Maybe she can find new opportunities with a new Avatar. Azula/Korra
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,479 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Azula, Korra
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3513 - Favs: 6,451 - Follows: 7,995 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cursed Eyes by Anime Enthusiast reviews
Some say that being in the wrong place at the wrong time can get you killed. Well, young Naruto will learn this the hard way, as he tried to find food near the Uchiha Clan Compound, only to find something else instead. A different twist to the Uchiha Massacre and Naruto receives a gift he never asked for in the first place. NarutoxOC and KakashixOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,486 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 3,612 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 674,275 - Reviews: 8229 - Favs: 6,140 - Follows: 5,489 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Emerald Eyes, Silver Tongue by ExaltedChaos reviews
Harriet Potter wanted two things in life; to escape from the Dursley's, and to make her mark on the world. When she is brought back into the world of Magic, it is that second desire that would change everything. Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry. Rated for occasional language, mature themes, and general future-proofing. Begins 31 July, 1991, planned to run through all seven books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,686 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
What Happens in Vegas by Silently Watches reviews
…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,432 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Harry P., Raven] N. Tonks - Complete
Avatar of Victory by James Golen reviews
The Cycle of the Avatar has held for thousands of years. Other Cycles can stretch far, far longer. An A:tLA/Mass Effect Cross-Over
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,880,239 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 5/8/2012 - J. Garson
Empress in the shadows reworked by Seneth reviews
This is the story of a sane Goa'uld, her rise to power and the birth of her empire. Rework of Voider's fanfiction. AU
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,147 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 4/19/2014 - OC
Legacy by cr4zypt reviews
Madara's lineage did not end at the valley of the end. His legacy lived on through Minato and into Naruto. Sharingan Naruto. Strong/Godlike! Naruto. NaruHina. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 499,497 - Reviews: 5797 - Favs: 10,036 - Follows: 7,445 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Lady Revan by ProfessorScrooge reviews
A different Revan fights against the Sith, with a checkered past she is still remembering, and born from two of the galaxy's greatest warrior races. Alexa Fett balances on a knife edge between light and dark, and the memories implanted in her by the Jedi. Alien!Revan, Fem!RevanxBastila, AU, OOC. Based on Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. On hiatus.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,546 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Revan, Bastila S.] Mission V., Darth Malak
Behind the Veil by StycianLeo reviews
After the final battle, our hero takes time to mourn the lost; for all his tribulations Magic itself gives him the opportunity to regain his loved ones and perhaps make a few more. For that opportunity, no price is too high. Rated M, FemHarry/TMR and more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 343,982 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Gifted by Darcythe2nd reviews
A terrible gift manifests itself in Bella at a young age and forces her to run for seven long years. 16 now, she has gained some control over the monster inside her and begins to hope for a normal life with her father in Forks, if he can ever forgive her. In Forks she meets and falls in love with the Cullens, who help her come to terms with her past. Femslash. Bella/Rosalie. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 223,914 - Reviews: 3177 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bella, Emmett, Rosalie
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 7,935 - Follows: 4,394 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Wishing Changes Everything by declan4 reviews
Part 1 of 'The Wish Saga': A wish at Faith's bedside sends Buffy back in time to Faith's arrival in Sunnydale. Can Buffy changes things for the better between the two slayers? And what, ultimately, will be the price?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 161,672 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Tossing Stones 2 - In the Sea by Princess Alexandria reviews
Sequel to Tossing Stones - Bella's circle of friends and admirers grows, much to Rosalie's displeasure. Rose wants to slowly introduce the idea of being with Bella to the human, but with all this competition slow may not win the race.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bella, Rosalie, Emmett, Irina
The Masks We Wear by NiceThorn reviews
Zuko discovers his uncle's betrayal. Plot divergence at Ba Sing Se. Prince and Princess team up and stay that way, now with 100% more of our favourite blue fire. You might find chapters 14 and 28 interesting. Likely to be somewhat dark, or at least in the shade. Eventually continuing years past the comet. NOW WITH SIDE STORIES, check the links on my profile.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,318 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Zuko, Azula]
Tossing Stones by Princess Alexandria reviews
She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Adrift - Round Peg Square Hole by Princess Alexandria reviews
A mutant from the twenty-first century with the power to travel realities was forced to run and she landed right in the path of Voyager. As she tries to learn to fit in she works with the ships other misfit and a relationship grows as they help each other 'adapt'. Seven/OC femslash (This is my OC Christy Taylor, so if you like, there are more stories with her) - review please
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,054 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Seven of Nine - Complete
Serpent's Tears by Julis Caesar reviews
Sarah receives her Hogwarts letter, just like everybody else. Unlike everyone else, she's Muggle-born... And in Slytherin. She is absolutely determined to arrange the world around her ideals- and if Voldemort gets in the way, well, too bad for him. WIP, no ships, OC-who-I-am-trying-to-keep-from-being-a-mary-sue, etc. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,046 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Severus S., OC
They Shook Hands : Year 2 (New Version) by Dethryl reviews
A tighter, more solid version of Y2. Not nearly as many drastic changes as in Y1, but a few things are different. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text where applicable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,114 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 1 (New Version) by Dethryl reviews
After swearing I was done tinkering with the first entry in the series, the Muse struck me. Essentially the same story, but with a more solid introduction to the new characters. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,746 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11790 - Favs: 10,129 - Follows: 4,159 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 6,642 - Follows: 5,897 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Downfall Series: Part One, My First Taste by Aelora reviews
The following is my interpretation of Clark Kent if he were to have been a female. This is not Supergirl it is based on the WB's Smallville and their vision of Clark as a teenager only ‘he’ is a ‘she’. There will likely be three separate sections to t
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 554,155 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 4/23/2003
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The Great Anomaly reviews
The Alliance finds out about the magical world as a result of the first contact war. Shepard is an earthborn witch. Rated M for some instances of strong language, graphic violence, death and gore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/17/2013 - J. Garson
Codex for the Great Anomaly reviews
Title says it all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9