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Joined 01-29-13, id: 4513348, Profile Updated: 03-25-13
Author has written 4 stories for American Horror Story, Fairy Tales, Naruto, and Skins.

Okay, let's get a few things straight before you read anything (even if you guys are most likely not even gonna glance at this).

One, no flames. Okay, I can take criticism. If anything, I welcome honest critiques and constructive criticism. But if there is one thing I do not like, it's people who just seem to hate the world and want to take down authors simply because of their style of writing or their success. In fact, I strongly support any authors receiving any such comment or reviews. Trust me on this one, you are appreciated and your writing is not terrible simply because someone has a green-eyed monster leering over their keyboard.

Two, I am a grammar Nazi. Okay, maybe not to that extent, but I can't bear to look over my writing and see mistakes in spelling or word confusion. Therefore, I will most likely not be getting a beta. If anyone volunteers, be my guest, but most of my editing is sort of kind of automatic and most of my mistakes are just typos or Microsoft Word being stupid.

Three, some of my story pairings will most likely be OC. This isn't a 'self-insert' kind of thing though. No, I just enjoy making up characters that I find would add something to the storyline (or, in most cases, help to create a completely different storyline because I hate directly quoting things and rewriting conversations word for word). Most of my stories will be with actual characters from the series/movie/show/whatever, but some of them will probably be, as I mentioned before, OC.

Four, I tend to watch and read a lot of different things. A LOT. Tv shows, movies, anime/manga, comic books, books, cartoons... Yup. So there'll probably some sort of variety on here since I tend to get hooked on one thing at a time, and when I say hooked, I mean HOOKED. So I hope that's good for any of you.

Five, most of my writing is done by hand and then copied onto a Word document of some sort. I do this so that I can get some done during the day (because who pays attention in class, right?) and so that when I actually do get around to typing it up, I have room for tweaking. This can either mean more chapters or, if I actually have work to do, less. My posting will not be on a scheduled basis. Even so, I will try my best to get things out as fast as I can as soon as I am satisfied with them. Seriously, you have no idea how many ideas I've scrapped over the past few years.

Six, I will not demand reviews, but they are very much appreciated. Most of you on here are authors yourselves, and can understand what it's like to get that fuzzy-warm feeling of 'Oh, someone actually likes something I wrote'. It also kind of motivates me to beat my brother away from the computer more often so I can get some writing done. And trust me, motivation is something you need when you live with a sibling whose attachment to the computer seems more like a symbiotic relationship than just a love for technology. No, I am being 100% serious here. I'm not even sure which one is the parasite- my brother or the computer.

That seems to be it for now.

For any of you who wish to have a name to call me by may address me as Merida.

No, that's not my name. I just have the exact same freaking hair as the girl from "Brave".

And no, I'm not kidding, I wish I was. Seriously, it's hard enough trying to avoid notice in a crowd when your hair is orange, but when it also resembles that of a famous Pixar character? Hah, good luck.

I will leave you with this.

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace." -The Royal Tart Toter

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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 188 - Words: 386,000 - Reviews: 19261 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 6,000 - Updated: 7h - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4924 - Favs: 6,410 - Follows: 6,391 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Yesterday is Tomorrow (Everything is Connected) by Kneazle reviews
James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,931 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 5,461 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [Hermione G., James P.] Regulus B., Barty C. Jr.
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,795 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 4,633 - Follows: 5,331 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
A Promise Unspoken by Kittenshift17 reviews
Thorfinn Rowle had a mission: Ruin Hermione Granger's life like she'd almost ruined his. To trap a lion cub is easy, but when this little lioness grows up Thorfinn will have to walk a knife-edge between hate and love to avoid her sharp claws. Revenge is a dish best served cold and unspoken promises are deadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 211,467 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Hermione G., T. Rowle] Theodore N., Antonin D.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8644 - Favs: 9,681 - Follows: 10,601 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Loyalty by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 247,302 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Anko M.
Crimson Wings by kate langdon reviews
Billy and Clare know Death. They know the stab of not being wanted. Maybe that's why they were drawn to each other. And on top of Neil's sadistic and sporadic abuse and Clare's nightmares that seem all too real, there are girls throughout all of Indiana going missing. How the f-ck does it all connect? (Billy/Steve's sister)
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,365 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Steve H., OC, Max M., Billy H.
Détraquée by Hystaracal reviews
"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope." It was definitely the worst of times. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble; and comes out of it hopefully at least partially sane. (Super slow burn)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 290,317 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N.
Right the First Time by msmerlin13 reviews
"Are you familiar with Time-Turners Miss Granger?" The question was the catalyst that sent Hermione back on a secret mission to stop Voldemort before October 31st, 1981. Her work with the original order was important, but clearly nobody relayed this to her partner. Young and not yet tainted by the pain of loss and Azkaban, Sirius Black was a lot harder to manage than Ron or Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 405,352 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/14/2018 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7377 - Favs: 15,832 - Follows: 18,033 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
She Rises by giraffelove92 reviews
"He watched as the air around her crackled with her magic, and it was so aggressive, so electrifying, that he wondered how this beautiful creature had ever managed to evade his notice – how he'd so foolishly underestimated her from the start." Darkfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 341,630 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
Tom, just Tom by Ciule reviews
Lord Voldemort slithers out of the Veil on New Year's Eve in the year 2000. Still bent on world domination, he decides that Golden Girl Granger will be the perfect accessory on his arm. AU, Tomione/Volmione, explicit, manipulative and dark. Tom POV. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,407 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Serpent's Gaze by DictionaryWrites reviews
The pride of a Slytherin is in his resource and cunning, and in the serpent's discerning gaze. Slytherin!Harry, assorted ships. Heavy violence. No Lord Potter, no creature inheritance, no bashing - AU plots (no Riddle diary, no Department of Mysteries, no manipulative!Dumbledore, no Horcruxes). Character-focused and plot-heavy. Cross-posted to Ao3. POV between HP and SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 357,626 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
Dames and Dragons by BeckandCall reviews
Post-war. Romania. Charlie is distracting himself with his favourite fire-breathing monsters, and an unlikely visitor descends to wreck havoc, academia and Slytherin angst all over the place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,726 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Draco M., Luna L., Pansy P., Charlie W.
Handling a Dark-Lord Wannabe by Conpostus reviews
Hermione was not amused. Not. At. All. They had defeated Lord Voldemort after years of struggle. Witnessed the end. She had thought, with relief and without an ounce of charity, that she never had to deal with that pretentious, presumptuous, melodramatic, homicidal maniac ever again. Apparently the castle had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,982 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Hear the Silence by EmptySurface reviews
"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 302,145 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 4,193 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Jiraiya, Minato N., OC
Ottery St Catchpole by Erisah Mae reviews
From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,559 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 12/4/2017
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
supernormal by cupcakeriot reviews
She is different. She is magic. And her life is unbelievably beyond normal - it's supernormal. Featuring: M-rating for language and violence, magic rituals, strange creatures, stranger deaths, some citrus, realistic character development, and a super slow burn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 222 - Words: 353,534 - Reviews: 5594 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 8/2/2017 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
School Days by Meowmers reviews
They meet on the playground. Ron told her that if she doesn't fight for herself no one will ever leave her alone so she's just trying to follow his advice. "Are you crying?" He asks. She musters all the fury in her 7-year-old body and channels it into her voice when she speaks through the tears. "So what? I'll still kick your arse." Tomione. AU. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,298 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 10,004 - Follows: 11,001 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
A Casket Full of Victory by Liffae reviews
It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,580 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 4,609 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,649 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2965 - Favs: 5,794 - Follows: 6,836 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9400 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Bits of Sunshine by Terans-DinosaurCostume reviews
What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 441,715 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Damon S., OC
Naught But Bones by nneurosis reviews
The Amy/Eleven college AU you never knew you wanted.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,445 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Hit and Run by deadnow reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 5,275 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 17,659 - Follows: 15,986 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,892 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 6,636 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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I Don't Hate Mondays reviews
History is written by the victors. That doesn't mean that it's true. This is what maybe happened and what maybe didn't. Memories can fail. Records can be wrong. Nothing can be real, because no one knows what reality is anymore. The only thing that's certain is that nothing is set in stone. Not even the past.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,117 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Tate L., Violet H.
Under my Skin reviews
It all adds up to nothing; we all know that. We got from nothing to nowhere fast, because is there really any other way to do things? We all have something, anything in common. This is the road in-between. Skins AU (an attempt at) gen 4
Skins - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2014
This Would be Paradise
"Screw you, Sasuke! And your stupid baggy pants too! And those dumbass floppy shoes! They're going to fall off in the middle of a spar someday, and hit you right on that icky case of pinkeye that you and your Clan call 'kekkai genkei!" What if the genjustsu world from Road to Ninja was just an alternate universe? A whole world, parallel to the original?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,750 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2014
The Day Death Died
There were once four brothers, united in their destiny to bring end to the world. But nothing ever does go to plan, does it?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete