name: olivier van der biest

japanese: 黒川 Kurokawa (black river) 拓海 Takumi (open sea)

sex: male

likes:anime,girls,manga,girls,my friends,girls,sleeping,did i say girls

dislikes:hypocrytes,jackasses,people who say stories are stupid while they haven't read a single one in their life

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381,Kauzi, The Infamous Man, Xenotoneanwarrior37, naruto-uzumaki-namikaze-uchiha

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!

Dragon Ball pact.

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!

Random Stuff

90% of woman don't like men wearing pink shirts, ironically 90% of men that wear pink shirts don't like woman.

I would die for you, but if you have to ask me too you're not worth it.

I'm not calling you a slut but if your vagina had a password it would be “1234”

If someone hates you for no reason, give the motherfucker a reason!

If you're wrong and you shut up, your wise. If you're right and you shut up, your married.

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning. Can you believe that!? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

Sex is like Pizza, when it's good it's good and when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

There are two rules for success:

1:Never tell everything you know

2:...

Boobs are proof that men can focus on more then one thing at once.

Can you spare just $2? Rangi is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no breaks and only one pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video... it's fucking hilarious.

Getting into an argument with a woman is like getting arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you.

Girls don't dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys they would walk around naked all the time.

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying “I hid the body... now what?”

Woman who say men only want to have sex, are woman who have nothing else to offer then that.

Dear McDonald's cashier, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal... don't forget the toy too!

There are two types of people in this world, those who admit to peeing in the shower and dirty fucking liars!

Men look at boobs like a small child looks at a puppy locked in a cage. We both just want to set them free and play with them.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were really badly hurt and needed medical attention and I had a phone to call an ambulance... I'd order a pizza.

I'm not saying we should go kill all the stupid people, I'm just saying we should remove warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more then standing in a garage makes you a car.

I hate it when old people poke me at weddings and tell me “You're Next”, so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Not impressed with Jesus turning water into wine? I heard Russians can make a potato into Vodka. Impressed yet?

How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing someplace in your house there is a monkey your going to battle. You walk in. "Monkey you here!" Monkey comes out with Armour and a Sword. Makes me sad because I know it will never happen.

Give it to me she screamed I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now. She could scream As much as she wanted but... I was keeping the umbrella.

Sweet as sugar
Hard as Ice
Hurt me Once
I'll kill you twice.

97 percent of the fanfiction community like emo, weird, shy, stalker, fangirls (Hinata!) If your part of the three percent that wants to jab a pencil through her eye, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If You Think That Yusei And Akiza From 5D'S Should Get Together Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana,ShadowWolf 2.X,Ghost Rider Fan123, Darkvizardking69,naruto-uzumaki-namikaze-uchiha

the two greatest quotes of bleach

You wanna know who i am, i have, NO NAME. Hollow Ichigo

What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" -Urahara Kisuke, Bleach

favorite quotes

"Give it a few months, you'll get used to it...or you'll have a psychotic episode." -Zed, Men In Black

"N! Y! P! D! Means I will kNock Your Punk-ass Down!" -Agent Jay(Will Smith), Men in Black.

Watashiwa o moi dene wa nara nai sa.(I will never be a memory.)- Sephiroth, the One Winged Fallen Angel, Final Fantasy 7

"Is sanity...the price to pay...FOR POWER!?" -Dante Sparda, Devil May Cry 4.

"Guy just came from Hell, he's gotta hit up a couple tourist sites!" -Nero, Devil May Cry 4

"From that day forth...my arm changed...and a voice echoed: "Power...Give me more power!" And if I become a demon, so be it, I will endure the exile...Anything to protect her!" -Nero, Devil May Cry 4

Might controls everything and without strength you can’t protect anyone or anything, let alone yourself-Vergil Sparda, Devil May Cry 3

"Almighty protector of the sun and sky,
I beg of thee please heed my cry,
Transform thyself from orb of light,
And bring me victory in this fight,
I beseech thee grace our humble game,
But first I shall call out thy name,

Winged Dragon of Ra!" - Ra's summon chant, Atem's version, original yugioh series

Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry.
Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight.
Envelop the deserts with your glow, and cast your rage upon my foe.
Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win.
Appear now in this shadow game as I call aloud your name:
Winged Dragon of Ra-Ra's summon chant, Marik's version

"We stand in awe before what we cannot see"- Rukia Kuchiki "Bleach"

"Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning, lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water's great guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its song will fail, thus the earth shall turn to ash. Oh, Chosen One. Into thine hands bring together all three. Their treasure combined, tame the Beast of the Sea."

"Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate."zangetsu (BLEACH)