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Joined 06-01-13, id: 4760750, Profile Updated: 05-16-19
Author has written 1 story for Familiar of Zero, and Touhou Project.

I say, I say now listen my flock that it won't be jesus or god that will be mans salvation. It won't be waifus, nekos, inu girls, or kitsunes. Only when mankind embraces the soft bunny ears and fluffy bunny tail will they find salvation!

- Some insane homeless in 2019.

Welcome to my profile where I write for the Touhou newbie bait.

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The Chords of Paradise by Zap797 reviews
When a young man tries to get a job on his travels, he ends up getting thrown into something he never expected that was possible! With only his trusty guitar by his side, he tries to get by in this new world the only way he knows how: Keep moving forward with a song at hand!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 270,869 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Alice M., OC] Mystia L. - Complete
Imperfect Cherry Blossom by Supperdude9 reviews
Belief, faith, and fear are funny things. Kyon finds himself in a new world, a world of true fantasy. He will need help to get out of Gensokyo alive. Haruhi/Touhou Crossover! Set after the events of Snow Mountain Syndrome, and written as an introduction to Touhou. Rated T. Soundtrack companion available on Youtube. Search episode name for playlists! Meltdown 11 is almost ready!
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 967,563 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Itsuki K., Kyon, Marisa K., Reimu H.
Gensokyo and The Ballad of Horrors by NazoDi reviews
It has been over a year since the last Cosmic Horrors appeared, but now they have returned and Remilia and her friends find themselves invaded by one Eldritch Abomination after another. Mature Content, Vulgar Language, Violence.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 303,005 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Remilia S.
Imperfect Metamorphosis by TakerFoxx reviews
It's the first day of spring, and Cirno and her friends are once again up to no good! But after stealing a strange box from Marisa's house, they soon find themselves over their heads as they discover some things are meant to remain locked up.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 1,262,395 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 3/19/2010
Kings of Revolution by sephiroth12285 reviews
Born from betrayal and loss will arise the Dragon King who shall usher in the destruction of law and blanket all seas in darkness. However from a far-away land no longer free, the Demon King, born of loss and sorrow he shall lead us towards an age of peace shall rise up with his knights. Detailed Summary inside Lelouch/undecided. Has its own Tv tropes page.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 282,134 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Kyrie F., Lelouch L.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 1,063,838 - Reviews: 9329 - Favs: 10,056 - Follows: 9,816 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Void Berserker Series Book 1: The Red Legion by DespertaFerro reviews
Lord Ghathrax of the World Eaters is summoned by a strange pink-haired girl after his army is massacred. Read about the brutal war that will ensue, and discover the truth behind the legendary prophecy of the Void Berserker. Based on Zero no Tsukaima events during the Albion War. Rated M for extreme violence, sexual content and occasional foul language.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Khorne, Louise, Henrietta, OC
IrregularS by Sergio Turbo reviews
What would happen if Madoka made a different wish and failed to change the universe? Homura would keep on fighting, obviously. However, things are different in this timeline. For example, she's the White Devil's cousin...
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,174 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Nanoha T., Fate T.] [Homura A., Madoka K.] - Complete
Koishi's Ero-ero Adventures! by WaifusAndSyrup reviews
Koishi takes an interest in sex after reading a strange book in the scarlet devil library, eventually leading to her regaining conscious thought (since she apparently likes thinking about perverted stuff). She sets out to make a harem, but soon realizes the heavy burden that comes with her new-found emotions, thoughts and powers. Will her heart break under the pressure of reality?
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,921 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Koishi K., Rin K., Satori K., Yamame K.
A Fool's Reality by Heraklinios reviews
Alright, let's get on with my life.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 600,334 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 5/3/2009
The Nine RED Men Incident by Ownee171 reviews
After the Soldier once again pissed off Merasmus, the Team find themselves separated across a strange land called Gensokyou. Will they be able to make their way out without causing an incident? And will they ever find out what Merasmus was trying to invite them to? Almost certainly not, but let's find out!
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 139,123 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 9/17/2014
Remnant - The World Left Behind by ExpendableVoice reviews
After defeating Satan Morroc, a group of players pursue him through the Dimensional Gap. However, an untimely disconnect leaves one player character stranded, and now the directionless avatar has found itself lost in a new world.
Crossover - Ragnarok Online & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 157,199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Scholar, Team RWBY
A Soul of Fire by Satire Swift reviews
It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 272,640 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa, No. 01/Miya A., No. 06/Homura - Complete
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
A Commander's Path: Road To Freedom by foldguy24 reviews
A US Ranger team finds themselves trapped in a GLA stronghold after destroying their target. A lucky green portal saves them from being roasted by the GLA after being discovered but transports them to a world of a messed-up fairy tale where magic exists. See how soldiers trained by a free-world nation cope against tyrannical rulers and fight for the freedom of the oppressed.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 317,292 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 9/26/2012
II Negative Mind by SorrowfulReincarnation reviews
It's been twenty years since he has last set foot into Gensokyo. He has changed, but so has the land. And as he finally returns to the land of fantasy and forgotten things, he sets a chain of events into motion that threatens the peace anew. Only this time, he cannot do a thing. His homecoming draws closer, but is it really a good idea to return to the place you have abandoned?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 397,577 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Rumia
Hyperdimensional star Prologue by songoku2006 reviews
A preview of what waits the fate of two worlds.
Crossover - Lucky Star & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Complete
Touhou: Unchained Distortion of Reality by MaelstormCaT reviews
After losing his home, an average human is brought into Gensokyo by a certain gap youkai. This is his story as he tries to make a new home in this new and unfamiliar land. Note: will contain epic spell card battle... hopefully.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 223,408 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012
Once a Nation, Now a Monarchy by Doomevil reviews
By an act of a God, The Enclave has mysteriously teleported to the Code Geass World, realizing Britannia has occupied The United States, they will form an alliance with The Black Knights. Seeking an all new goal that awaits them...
Crossover - Fallout & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,326 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013
Touhou Chronicles by Etherdrone reviews
A newcomer arrives at Gensokyo after a great battle. Damaged, with low reserves of power, he tries to find his place within this strange, new world he has been introduced to. Please comment/review.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 423,809 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010
Perfect Covert Fantasy by Lord Mehtul Bawkes reviews
Meet Dutch Kotozaki. Your standard 19 year old person with a special past. He's getting some new tenants today. Who knows, they may bring adventure. Be aware though, for adventure often brings unforeseen consequences. Secrets will be unlocked, rules shall be broken and ancient plans will be set in motion.How will this scientific person fare in the worlds of magical impossibilities?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 219,447 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011
Stigma of the Void by Leo Septem reviews
Louise Valliere wanted a strong familiar to prove that she wasn't a failure. What she got was the only living Contractor in existence, Kazuma Yagami. Crossover between Zero no Tsukaima and Kaze no Stigma.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,596 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Louise, Siesta, Kazuma Y. - Complete
One's Dream (Original and Discontinued) by Nisroc Chico reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,057 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
A Green Sun Illuminates the Void by EarthScorpion reviews
Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,223 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Louise - Complete
A Satori's Tale by Antimatter625 reviews
Satori has to earn her keep, so she leaves her happy little bubble to go work. Be warned, this is a fairly dark work. It gets a bit bloody, as well. I hope you enjoy it.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 331,117 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Satori K. - Complete
Puella Stellae Madoka Magica by Snowflames reviews
In the name of the Immortal Goddess: burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean.
Crossover - Warhammer & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 197,642 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - The Emperor, Madoka K. - Complete
Ancient Arcane Curse by Blidnga reviews
With his memories gone, a recently deceased human finds himself in Gensokyo. His existence is corrupted by the shadow of a god who desires to use him for his twisted purposes, and he must now travel across this bizarre world in search of a cure for his curse...before he loses his mind. /A darker story. Enjoy.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,581 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012
Average Joe in Bullet Hell by Magnificent Sasquatch reviews
Follow the misadventures of a shameless semi-self-insert as he attempts to make heads or tails of this new crazy world and its even crazier inhabitants! There is fantabulous adventure to be had!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,601 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Utsuho R.
Strife of Vampire by NazoDi reviews
After some how being captured by the United States military, Remilia has been rescued by a young man. Weakened and on the run, she tries to find her sister and return to Gensokyo while the military tries to recapture them. Violence. Suggestive themes.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,035 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Memories Unforgotten by Kaiser dude reviews
An OC takes up residence in the human village, but knows more about a new threat to Gensokyo than even Yukari knows about; they're Shadows, suppressed emotions taken physical form. He takes up a part time job as Kaguya's tutor. OC. Better summary inside. Pasts of some of Gensokyo's residents come back to them using shadows. Ten Desires Arc extra done. Hiatus
Crossover - Touhou Project & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 8,517 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
3 One Random Sukima by WillieG.R reviews
The third chapter in my Sukima series. This time around, there's a shadowy mess caused by one random Sukima, created by a silly mistake. *This story follows Misplaced, and Another Misplaced Sukima Story*
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 255,677 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Zero no Tsukaima: Gyokuto reviews
The familiar summoning ritual has occurred at the Tristain Academy of Magic. Louise after many failure summons a familiar from the moon whose loyalty has previously been fickle and possesses a somewhat opaque personality. Will Reisen Udongein Inaba become more trustworthy with her new master or will this familiar choose to escape her service as she'd done previously? Romance(?)
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 5/16/2019