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Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Do you guys even really care what is on here? I mean, honestly, you are just here to read gay porn. Sorry, but I am not the writer for you. I don't write that kind of stuff.

BY THE WAY yes, I am the author of DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS etc etc. That story had been deleted by the owners of the website for some reason for a few days, but it is now on again. If you haven't read it, you need to bro.

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The Curse of the Gods by TheGodsSeries reviews
It has been months since the famous battle against the Red Death. Hiccup and Toothless return to a normal life, until Hiccup seems to suffer the consequences of befriending a dragon. The Gods seem to have curse Hiccup and help him follow the a road of fate that he never could have ventured before. Contains Toothcup, Yaoi, and Violence in later chapters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,228 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Hiccup, Toothless] Astrid, Stoick - Complete
Forbidden by insaincat reviews
An prince turned into a peasnt and a black smith with a hidden idenity of a knight. There love forbidden to the point which they may not see each other. How will these two find a way to be together? When thier kind is said not to be? How will they get around it? And will they servive? GerIta , Spamano, ect. Mpreg. Human names used. 'T' for Romano's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Germany, N. Italy
I Dare You by I'm gonna raichu a story reviews
To keep it simple: The bad touch trio is hanging out at a bar when just a simple dare, turned their lives upside down... FrUk, PruCan, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,986 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [France, England/Britain] Prussia, Spain
Two sides of a coin by Marimo-chwan reviews
Italy runs from training and an unwelcome 'Friend' decides to step in for him. How will Germany deal with the vicious and somewhat dangerous Italy around? Will Feliciano come back? (Gerita, 2p!Italy, Human names used, Swearing and slight violence, sorry for suckish summary)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,383 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 8/31/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
The Producers (Hetalia Style!) by HeroineOfDarkness reviews
Down on his luck, Feliks Lucasiewicz, a once famous Broadway producer, plots to make a fortune from a flop. Unfortunately, Toris, A meek accountant, is dragged into the scheme and is forced to deal with a crazy German, Italian directors, and a beautiful Belarusian. Not to mention the possibility of jail time. Will they succeed? For Toris' sake, I sure hope so. Cover art is not mine
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,131 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Lithuania, Belarus] Poland
Nonexistent by PurpleLuna98 reviews
America had been insulted his whole life. The insults heightened after the Cold War, when the world's attention was drawn to his economy and his people. What will happen when America finally breaks down one night, after a particularly harsh meeting, and wishes that he was never born? Full summary & pairings inside. Rated K in case of language and for depressing themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - America, Holy Roman Empire
Triangolo Rosa by yaniguchi reviews
1938. The dawn of the Second World War. Reluctant soldier Ludwig Beilschmidt tries to avoid serving in the war by escaping on the first train out of Germany. He ends up in a small Italian town and meets a Florentine artist, Feliciano. After falling in love, Ludwig is conflicted about how to keep his new lover in his life. Historical. GerIta. Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
Shattered Glass by katesmak reviews
What really hides behind the glass of a mirror? None know. Do the nations want to find out the truth? Honestly no. And when they do are they going to wish that they hadn't? Probably. But it's too late, the 2p!s begin to make their move and the countries have no way to stop them except play the game through, follow the rules and hopefully stay alive in the meantime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Parallel Nations
Pranks For The Fool Who Fall For Them by Sir5er reviews
The countries play April Fool's pranks on each other, but some aren't as easy to fool Rated T for some of the pranks
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, America, France
Island of Terror by JinxyBear reviews
After two days stranded at sea, the Hetalia nations discover a deserted island. At first it seems like a miracle, but it turns out that the island is harboring a deadly secret that they aren't sure they can survive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Prussia, Canada, America, England/Britain
Myself Reflection by Kowalistair Fanatic reviews
The nations have had many adventures in history, while also paying heavy prices for them. However, what happens when their enemies are not each other, but themselves? The 2P-s are in our world, and are determined to take it over from our favorite Hetalia countries. But this time, they're bringing their counterparts to ruin not by their doing, but by their emotional weaknesses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013
All You Need Is Love by A. Zap reviews
"The Beatles work with everything!" Alfred reaches an epiphany about Beatles music and tries to prove it to Arthur. Life and love according to the Beatles. Not really song fics. Not connected unless I say so. Human names used. Mainly USUK. Rated for implications and Arthur's potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Farewell by Potato-Braus reviews
The last day of school is arriving and that's the time students say their goodbyes. One student has a lot to say to his friends before he bids his farewell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Making Friends by StellatheAlchemist reviews
Germany had a rather lonely childhood. When he learned of the mysterious thing known as "friends", he decided to get one. Thus, Herr Stick was born. This is the tale of Germany and his friend Herr Stick as he grows from a lonely child state into a strong adult nation. ((No pairings, T for safety, pre-series Germanycentric. Yes, a serious Herr Stick story. I'm not joking.))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Germany, Prussia
DX by IchiDaAwesomeness reviews
i don't know anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
You Know You're A Hetalia Fan If by onarwhal reviews
A list of quirks you may have as a fan of Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013
I'll Protect You by bertletheturtle reviews
In the midst of a battle, the sound of angry men and swords is the typical music, though the sound of early mourners and screams are often heard to amongst friends. But one sound was neither the sound of battle nor mourning, but the sound of a baby.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 135 - Words: 30,791 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America
Silenzio reviews
A great war has destroyed most of the world. One young man is reborn from the ashes and must overcome his own death to regain control of his land or face dire consequences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 10/22/2014
Viva La Revolution reviews
"I grew up only knowing fear. To whomever finds this journal, know this. We are born and raised in hell. This was a time where humans were at the bottom of the food chain and they were the top. Sure it's a cruel life, but it is mine." A prequel to another story I wrote called The New Age. To read it, go to my profile. Warning: contains mature content in later chapters of the story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations
Greek Poetry reviews
Japan has taught Greece the art of Haiku. With this new found art, Greece was willing to publish his works. Each one is a masterpiece (about cats)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Japan, Turkey, Greece
The New Age reviews
"The world as we know it was over. A sickness spread among the human race, wiping out almost the entire population. Only a few people survived this disease. Scientists say it was something in our DNA, but it doesn't matter. With this new sickness came a revolution that shook the already broken world. All the old countries died, leaving us with new cruel ones. It's all over now."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Parallel America, Parallel Nations, OC - Complete
The Third Vargas Brother reviews
A young man is being bullied in his small home town. After the death of his father, he goes to Italy to look for two men, the Vargas brothers, Veneziano and Romano. It turns out he finds more than just friends, but family. They also tell him some shocking news that will change his life forever. Slowly, with the help of his friends and loved ones, he learns about who he really is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,050 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Seborga - Complete
Meet The 2p Countries reviews
The 2p's are always forgotten, yet they somehow have the more interesting stories. Some fight everyday just to stay alive, others fight for their beliefs, and the rest, well the fight because it's fun to see the terrified looks of their victims faces before their blood stains the streets. These are the 2p countries and their daily lives, something they can't avoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Parallel Nations