I am sort of new to fanfiction so I have very little experience in this field. So anyway, hello.

List of ultimate BAD A@#$ES

1. Master Chief/ Chuck Norris - Both are equal because M.C is the Chuck Norris of Halo!

2. DoomGuy- the guy fought HELL just because they squished his pet bunny... and he won!!

3. Ruby Rose- She has a Scythfile, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!!!

4. Yang Xiao Long- She can go Super Sayian. P.S. Don't... MESS WITH HER HAIR!

5. Blake Bellodona- Ninja cat lady that fights robots and giant birds

6. Weiss Schnee- can use Dust fire, ice, and other elements against her foes. Don't make her angry.

7. Agent Carolina- uses a grav hammer better than a brute

8. Agent Texas (Beta A.I)- beat a man to death with his own skull

9. Agent Texas (Epsilon copy)- Nailed Grif in the balls I don't know how many times (one of the reasons I fear offending women)

10.The Meta- evil has never been so awesome

11. Caboose- don't anger the VEHICLE DESTORYER!!!

12. Sarge- knows how to be a moron...LIKE A BOSS!

13. Agent Washington- Paranoid, slightlhy naieve, is finding his inner church, and took a grappling hook to the balls.

14.Nora Valkery- Grenade Hammer!! need I say more?

15. Lie Ren- You took out a giant 2 headed snake with your bear hands big deal. M.C killed a guy with a BLEEDIN SHARK!!!

16. Grif- that guy is a real trooper.

17. Jaune Arc- Really? Dude, you need to step up your game. A 15 year old is better than you!!

18.Tucker- the reason I hate 'Bow Chicka Wow Wow'

19. Wyoming- enough of the lame knock knock jokes already

20.Sarah Palmer- overconfident, Spartan wannabe, but still ok.

21. Sherlock Holmes- don't engage in combat. He'll know your moves before you even make them

22.Watson- Always good to see you

23. Sun Wukong- GUN-CHUCKS MAN!! GUN-CHUCKS!!

GREATEST MONSTERS OF ALL TIME

1. Godzilla- do I really need to say why he is at the top of this list?

2. Space Godzilla- The demonic clone of Godzilla who has only one goal... KILL HIS BROTHER AND TAKE THE UNIVERSE AS HIS OWN!

3. MechaGodzilla 1 and 2- It's a walking arsenal. NEED I SAY MORE!!!

4. Kiryu- The original Godzilla brought back from the dead as a robot to fight his modern counterpart. Even in death, a Godzilla still fights

5. Gigan- He has scythe arms. Then he has Chainsaw arms. Giant cyborg samurai

6. Varan- He's unbelievable

7. King Ghidorah- Destorys plantes for his own sick and twisted amusment.

8. Biollante- The plant/Godzilla hybrid that towers over all.

9. Gamera (90s version)- He can fight with one arm against an monster bat/bird/vulture/thing swarm. A worthy opponet for Godzilla, should they ever cross paths.

BEST HAND HELD WEAPONS

1. Scyth-file- Half scythe. Half sniper rifle. All bad a#@$

2. B.F.G 9k- Its a BIG, F@#$ING, GUN! ITS TURNS EVERYTHING INTO NOTHING!

3. S.A.W- My dream Halo weapon.

4. Spartan laser- As boomstick from DEATHBATTLE put it, its a laser pointer... THAT POINTS THINGS INTO OBLIVION!!!!

5. Binary Rifle- One shot, one kill.

6. Incineratory cannon- Greatest explosive gun ever, of all time.

7. Scattershot- the only thing better than a shotgun, is a shotgun that fires lasers and DESINTERGRATES PEOPLE!!!

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

bully haters post this!

I have decided that people can use the Burn the spartan charachter, along with his comrades, in their fanfiction stories if they wish. You just have to ask me first and tell me what they will be used for. I'm just doing this for the heck of it. I also take request on what type of scenario my OC team should go through in the Adventures of Fire Team Destro (which is currently on hold until Destro and RWBY is finished) so if you have an idea or some hilarious situation you would like to see them be in, let me know.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

P.S. I'm not homosexual, I just fell sorry for those who are treated like this because of weather or not they like people who are the same gender.

R.I.P Monty Oum. You were awesome.