Luan Mao
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Joined 05-03-04, id: 583529, Profile Updated: 01-22-17
Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, Ranma, Kick-Ass, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Love Hina, X-overs, Worm, Phineas and Ferb, Noir, and Utena.

Greetings, y'all.

I've been helping people with their English for a while. In practice, this means I've been editing their fiction, mostly Harry Potter fanfics. After a while a handful of cliches really got to me and I had to write a few parodies to clear my palate. (And plate and palette.) Then a short parody wouldn't stay a parody and turned itself into a romance. (That's the reason for many of the observed shortcomings in Ice Princess. It was never intended to be a serious story, with 3-D supporting cast and well-thought-out solutions to difficulties. Well, inadequacy as a writer might explain it, too.)

I don't even like the Harry Potter universe, but there are some very good fanfics based on it; see my 'favorites' sections.

I also have an account over at Fiction Press: https://www.fictionpress.info/~luanmao , where I'll be posting original fiction. As of mid-April 2010 there's nothing there, but that'll change when I give up on selling any particular story, or if I write anything I won't try to sell.

Update 2010/12/18: I finally put an original work up on FictionPress. It's short but not entirely without merit.

Update 2012/02/25: I've been posting a lot more than I had been. Some of this comes from changes to my paying work routine. Mostly it's from getting voice dictation software. (Dragon NaturallySpeaking, though there are others and I'm not endorsing any in particular.) Holy smokes, what a boost in productivity! I'm sure some is "new toy" syndrome, but it's just so easy to sit down and tell a short story.

Update 2013/09/12: I've started to self-publish some of my work. There's not much for sale as of today, but the list will grow. See my Amazon (http :// www . amazon . com / s / ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?field-author=Steve) and Smashwords (https :// www . smashwords . com / profile / view / stevenfurlong) profile pages.

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Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 262 - Words: 325,922 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 6h - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Back by RedKnite reviews
Amy Dallon from shortly after Golden Morning is transported to the past.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/22/2019 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Faultline, Labyrinth
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12184 - Favs: 5,722 - Follows: 4,699 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Icon by ProfessorPedant reviews
A Worm AltPower AU - What if Taylor had triggered with a power similar to Dauntless, but applied to her own body rather than her gear? How would the "Queen of Escalation" handle planning out and growing her powers? What sort of hero might she grow into? [On Hiatus]
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,966 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/7/2019 - Published: 3/19/2019 - Skitter, OC, Dinah A., Bonesaw
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 486,945 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Bracketyjack reviews
An Honorverse AU. I know the story-arc of the Honorverse is one of its great glories, but haven't you ever, reading the latest best-selling doorstop, wanted radically to short-circuit the whole thing, and see those morally defective, small-souled Manticoran aristocrats taken down hard? And all Detweilers whatever fed to a passel of treecats, with BBQ sauce? I know I have ...
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 232,032 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,509 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 920 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Good Breeding by EdStargazer reviews
An old article gets Hermione thinking about her future and looking into the past about purebloods
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,072 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 331 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
The Short Victorious Vor by Tel-Writing reviews
A young Admiral Naismith finds himself a pawn in a greater game... but who's playing who? A somewhat deadpan parody of Baen... tropes.
Crossover - Miles Vorkosigan & Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,522 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Moksha by Portus reviews
Whatever Harry had expected for that day, this was certainly not it. He must face the fact that all is not well following the events of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore had warned them, after all, about the difficult choice between Right and Easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4380 - Favs: 11,517 - Follows: 4,611 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lies that Bind by Zephros reviews
In the midst of his sixth year, Harry rescues Daphne Greengrass from an unpleasant fate. While innocent affection grows, a shadow has been cast into the Chosen One's life that might herald him down a darker path. A path his own actions may yet create.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
TwentyOne Years Later by Tezza1502 reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter. Hermione and Ronald Weasley. Nineteen years after the fall of Voldemort, they had appeared happy. What about two years after that? A tale of betrayal, revenge, and new beginings. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Teufel1987 reviews
Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 449 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 362 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
The Crow: Phoenix Rising by Belcris reviews
What if "the power the Dark Lord knows not" had nothing to do with love? What if it had everything to do with justice? Crossover of Harry Potter and the Crow.
Crossover - Crow & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What's in a name? by muishiki reviews
AU Harry Potter & Ranma 12 cross over. Harry Potter and Ranma meet later in life. Both bear scars from their own battles, but who suffers more? Is it the person that has to let go, or the one who has to start over?
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,926 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Ranma, Harry P. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 309 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Bob Lobster reviews
Ranma/Sailor Moon Crossover - Minako Aino has come face to face with her worst nightmare and his name is Ranma
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 10/28/2002
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Booty reviews
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Midgets and Mooncalves reviews
All the cool kids are putting up fragments of stories. I'm cool - my mommy told me so - so I'm doing it, too!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 10/28/2014
Hope reviews
Hope may be the most terrific influence on anyone
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2015 - OC - Complete
Focus reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Revolutionary Girl Luna reviews
The Rose Bride is there to be won, and nothing will get in Luna's way!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Inheritances reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Black Hands reviews
Mix a dark suspense series and a romantic comedy series? You can try, but you'll never wash the sin from your hands.
Crossover - Love Hina & Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M.
Something Like Your Family reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Calling reviews
You don't do it for the money or the acclaim. You don't even do it because you love it. You do it because it's what you were born to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Complete
A Ride into the Mountains reviews
The first train ride up to the school was a chance to meet people and learn things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Greatest Wizard of the Age reviews
A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Hydrophobia reviews
Washing away the blood doesn't make you clean
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
A Smarter Halloween reviews
YAHF. Not a smart idea.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Crack Investigator reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 368 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vegas Surprises reviews
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Remus L. - Complete
Shotgun reviews
Sometimes you do things not because it's right or because you want to but because someone makes you.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mr. Lizewski - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Laid Out reviews
Push someone too far and accept the consequences
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Bilius and Herm reviews
So few days of summer vacation, and we have to waste every one!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Bed Rest reviews
Mindy's laid up for a few days. Contest entry for Precocious Crush.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
In Vino, Memoriam reviews
Some things are clearer after you've had a few
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Contract Declined reviews
The first offer is just a negotiating ploy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chattel reviews
Never a good deed shall go unpunished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Coach Granger reviews
A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,666 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Harry Potter Sonnet reviews
Harry Potter. And science fiction. In verse. The world cannot contain the awesomeness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Complete
Can't Get Enough reviews
A monster has been stalking Hogwarts. Enough is enough, and enough is too much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Pansy P. - Complete
Too Good to be True reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup reviews
Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Deviant reviews
They weren't abnormal only in their heroism. Rated M for a reason.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Zombie Hero reviews
Why become a hero? Why not? There's nothing else to live for.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Rode Hard, Put up Wet reviews
Mindy learns to ride the bicycle she got for Christmas. Side story to Makokam's Precocious Crush .
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Ice Princess reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Plan reviews
Akane is stressed. Ranma is stressed. Kasumi and Nabiki have a plan. A happy smut-fest.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Modest, Too reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Muggleborn Champion reviews
Champions come in many shapes, sizes, and hairstyles. And their Quests are even more varied. Sequel to Muggle Champion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Champion reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 295 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dutiful Child reviews
A dutiful son provides for his parents.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ranma - Complete
Fate's Chosen reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 196 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete