PROFILE UPDATED: 6-18-2014

I'm on the look out for a beta to help with my stories. I've given it as much tender loving care as I can, but I'm no grammar wiz ( I admit that). I'm in need of an adult who doesn't have a problem with M to MA ratings. I have a tendency to kinda go over the top, lol. So if you're interested you can contact me either through 's email, through reviews, or just email me personally; email is listed in profile below. If you email me personally please title it 'beta' or something like that so I know. Thanks in advance.

ATT Readers updated message 6-18-2014:

Hello all, littleolmee here. Thanks for checking out the profile. I can be reached by email at littleolmee2002@ I'm on yahoo messanger and aim as littleolmee2002. Your more then welcome to contact me, I promise I won't bite...hard.

A little about me...hmmm, well I'm an adult; at least that's what my drivers license says. (smiles at readers) For those that follow Astrology I am an Aquarius; which explains a lot of things about me. (taps bubblegum cigar in a very bad Groucho Marx impersonation). I love life for all it's worth and while yes, I do have my fair share of bad times I can always find good in any day. I love comedy; my family refers to me as God's comedy relief. I'm not one to speak ill of others and if I don't have something nice to say you normally won't hear from me. My mother was 3/4 Blackfoot so I'm interested in Native American culture, but I also like studying many cultures; especially Asain. I'm not easily offended and I try to laugh most things off, but if your a jerk I'll tell you that you are.

I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do; I studied for 6-yrs. I studied Isshinryu for 1-yr; only because I wanted to study weapons and you have to be a higher degree of black belt in Tae Kwon Do before you are allowed to study weapons and I didn't want to wait any longer. I studied the Kamas; which are basically hand-held scythe(like the Grim Ripper holds but, small hand held weapon).

Likes: writing, comedy, animals, reading, cartoons; anime in particular, fantasy, horseback riding, doing things in the outdoors, dancing, I do a lot of volunteer work.

Music: I like several different types: Rock-N-Roll (early rock to present day- especially 80's hair bands-Aerosmith), Adult Contemporary, Gospel, Hard Rock, Jazz, Dixieland, Blues, Disco, Dance Music, Country, heck I even like Instrumentals. The only music I haven't been able to develop a taste for is hard rap.

fav movies: I personally like old black and white movies, Marlyn Monroe, the Marx brothers, Godzilla movies and old monster movies in general, old sci-fi movies, old martial arts movies (you know the ones the voices never match up with the lips!-Explains my love of subbed anime), and of course new comedy, sci-fi and fantasy movies; Narnia, XMen movies, GI Joe, Night at the Museum.

Fav tv shows: Who's Line is it Anyway, Mash, Blue Color Comedy, Mind of Mencia, Dirty Jobs, Myth Busters. Just to name a few.

Fav anime series: Ai-no-Kusabi (thanks to Amy), Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Trigun, Trinity Blood, Monochrome Factor, JunJou Romantica, Vampire Knight. Just to name a few.

Fav books: Dante's Inferno, Mid Summer Nights Dream, The Guardian Crystal Heart Series, The Time Traveler's Wife. Taming Riki series, I also like mangas.

Interests: science, sci-fi, paleontology,writing, reading, martial arts, weapons (I really want a sword to go with my kamas and my pony bow), history; especially ancient history, mythology, psychology, sociology, I also play the Native American flute.

Fav saying from books:
"It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than the dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons. Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to alert man to the danger; but most of their attempts were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits, so they eventually gave up and left Earth by their own means shortly before the Vogons arrived. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated double backward somersault through a hoop whilst whistling 'Star-Spangled Banner,' but in fact it was this: so long and thanks for all the fish."
-- Douglas Adams, 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Universe'

Fav Sayings:

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - - Adam Savage

When reading fan fiction of course I have my fav pairings and such, but a story doesn't have to be canon or have my fav in it for me to give a story a look. I'm not judgmental on pairs or anything like that and look at a story for its' literary work. Art is art I don't push my likes off on someone else nor do I dismiss due to knee jerk reactions I actually give everything consideration for all it's worth. I do not flame nor do I write mean comments to the writer. As I said before if I don't have anything nice to say I won't say anything; I will point out blatant mistakes, only in a kind manner. If I don't care for something I'm an adult and fairly computer literate; I know where the back button is and everything. I also expect others to act in a similar fashion, in other words I'm a strong believer in 'do onto others as you'd have done onto you.' Or in modern terms; don't expect to get away with screwing someone else over, karma is a bitch.

I'd also like to suggest to you a wonderful fantasy series written by the talented authoress amyfushigiyugi, she is well known for her fanfiction stories. She has several original books for sale to the public at this time, go to her web site at for information on the books and purchasing info.I have read two of her published stories and highly recommend them. Amy is a very sweet person and is following her dreams of making writing a future for her. She has my unending support and friendship.

Thanks goes out to InuandKagforever for her kind words on her profile. Thanks girl, your the best! She has just wrote a one shot please check it out she did a wonderful job for her first post.

Thank you Darkless Vasion for your invaluable beta help. Her grasp of the English language and grammar is amazing and she has actually taught me somethings about being a better writer. She also has some stories out there which are very good, give her look if you want a good read.

Jaded Lady has been helping me with my Naruto stories, she is also a talented beta and a great person. Jaded Lady doesn't write but she is a very intelligent person who I am very thankful to have had the chance to met and make friends with. Thank you Jaded Lady for all your help and friendship. Currenlty Jaded Lady is busy with some real life issues of her own.

Andi has just begun helping me beta and she is a fantastic person. She has reached out and really helped me with ideas, allowed me to use her as a springboard for some things. I can't even express how much help she has been. She also has some things written and from what I've seen so far, she is very talented in her own right. Go give her a look see.

If you are looking for me and my stories I can be found at: Adult Fan Fiction, Media Miner, and here at Fan Fiction. I go by littleolmee at all these places. If you give me a review and include a way to contact you I'll email you to personally say thanks. If you catch me on Aim or Yahoo feel free to say hello. Also if any words are ran together on this profile please ignore, I've tried repeatedly to fix it but, they just keep running together after I save. (OH LOOK! How cute, the words like one another...that must be why they keep merging...well come back later well see if words are like rabbits; if so I'll have a novel!)

littleolmee