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WARNING: EVERYTHING HERE IS TRASHY. DO NOT READ. I REPEAT: DO NOT READ.

(But seriously. My stories are crappy. Read at your own risk)

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Okay, you don't want to know more about me, do you?

Just know that I'm a special kind of insane, a huge idiot, and a sarcastic weird and immature person, a Leo Valdez, and only human. I like food.

Me, as a writer, just know that I do try, and I prefer reading over writing, so... And also know that I will pause my stories in one fandom if I'm currently obsessed with another one. My work isn't the best, but you chose to read it remember? My work is heavily influenced by other works, so sorry if something's resembles something. Just let me know.

Me, as a fangirl, I'm passionate and has different obsessions. Like seriously, they're out of control. And they change randomly at random times. They're like obsession swings.

Okay, that's it.

TO EVERY PERSON WHO HAS WRITTEN A FLAME ABOUT ME AS A REVIEW FOR ONE OF MY STORIES, ONE THING: Why thank you!

Current Obsession: Clace

TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED I'M NOT SELFISH:

Number One: THANK YOU!!!! I cannot stress this enough, thank you!!!!! Every review brings a smile on my face as soon as I see the email and it's a great confidence boost, something I could really use (insert self-deprecating laugh here), and to sum it all up, i love all of you and here's a picture of my dog. https:// / oYH9779

And number two: I would love to update, I'm serious, but I'm having a hard time transitioning to high school (yeah just a freshman, aka why my writing skills suck) and I'm stressed (i'm serious, I got my first gray hair already and I wasn't even 14 yet) and in all of the honor classes (I have a future but not a will to live, but hey who needs that?) so basically I'm really busy, tired, sleep deprived, and addicted to coffee. aka not good things. I promised I wouldn't abandon stories, or at least I think I did?, but I would try to do my hardest to uphold that promise. So just hold on tight, wait another year or two (jk I'll try to update as soon as I can) and you'll get either get another chapter or a rewrite (because my writing style constantly changes and I end up hating my previous works)

And finally, number three: I'm now done with the Chapter One rewrite so I'll upload it when I'm done with the rewrite of the other two and a new chapter. So wait another month or two?

Reasons why CHALANT is better than DIBS:

1. They fit together. What else do I need to say?
2. Love at first sight. Remember that episode where all Chalant shippers look back to this day and coo? Dick was so eager to meet her. I'm crying.
3. He was there for her. He was there when Giovanni became fate. When she moved into the cave, he was the last to leave when she asked for privacy. You could tell that he really didn't want to leave, but he did because he understood that she needed some privacy. He cares for her but respects her.
4. She does his word thing. "Be as chalant as you like."
5. Barbara is Batgirl. And Dick is basically the son of Batman. And so they're practically siblings. And she hooked up with Batman.
6. There was no chemistry. Except for that quick three-second thing where Barbara was jealous of Artemis when she first came to Gotham Academy, there really was no chemistry between her and Dick. And then there's Zatanna and Dick where there's a bunch of flirting, trolling, and that beautiful New Years Kiss.

Reasons why JASPER is better than JEYNA:

1. Piper would die for Jason's happiness. Piper is a daughter of Aphrodite, right? They would do anything for love. And Piper isn't self-centered. So I'm pretty sure Piper would die for Jason if it comes to it. And Reyna is a daughter of Bellona, a Roman. They put duty before love. That's that.
2. Reyna isn't Jason's Annabeth: Why? JASON AND REYNA WERE NEVER TOGETHER. They were never in love. Period.
3. Piper's mind was manipulated, too: Reyna never asked for what she got. Becoming Praetor (She definitely deserved that), but then having the love of her life stolen away from her, just to find out that he has a girlfriend in the last 9 months, forgot about her, and having to carry the weight of being the solo Praetor, it's definitely not easy. She didn't deserve that, but did Piper ever ask for what she got, too? Piper never wanted to be a demigod. She grew up, thrown aside by her own father and having to deal with her Cherokee heritage, charmspeak, beauty, and other things that come with being the daughter of Aphrodite. She didn't want that. Did Piper deserve that? What did she do wrong? Sure, Reyna might beat her in a battle, but Reyna's been doing this for a while (and the daughter of Bellona) while Piper is new to the demigod world and was just thrown into a quest and a war as soon as she found out that she was a demigod (and she's a daughter of Aphrodite...).
4. Jason and Reyna are too alike to work: Jason and Reyna are also like the same person. They both are (or were) Praetor. They are (or were) both strict, and only cared about training, training, and training. Piper is a good influence on Jason because she taught him that life is not all work. It's also about fun.
5. Jason and Piper fit well together: Piper is outgoing. She's social. Jason is reserved. He's very serious. They're opposites. A Roman and a Greek. They not only, one could unite the two camps together with their love, but two, can you imagine what would happen if they had a child?
6. Think about the babies: Do you know how hot their babies are going to be? One, just think about it. Blond hair, kaleidoscope eyes; brown hair, striking blue eyes; etc. Two, it would the first Roman/Greek child in like centuries! Three, a child with charmspeak, and control over the winds and thunder, yeah, it's going to be an awesome baby.
7. Piper makes him feel like a normal boy: Somewhere in ToA, it mentioned that Jason was with Piper's and her dad in California. Think about it. Jason meeting Tristan, Jason taking Piper out on dates, Piper teaching Jason how to surf, Jason learning more about Piper and her Native American culture, Jason acting like the teenage boy that he is and supposed to be.

In Defense of Piper McLean:

1. She is NOT Bratty, Conceited, or a Bitch: I hate it when people portray Piper as a bad guy or a slut. How many times was it repeated that she hates attention, hates girly stuff, dies whenever her mother puts her in girly stuff and hoped that she wasn't in the Barbie Cabin and died a bit (in a bad way) when she realized that she was? She's the opposite of bratty, conceited, and bitch.
2. Opinion, opinions: Piper said that Percy Jackson wasn't all that impressive. And people started hating. Think about your best friend, someone who went through everything, all the good and bad times with you. You guys have both been through so much (along with your other best friend). Think about how much you value him or her, and then have someone tell you that so and so is so much more impressive than your friend. Are you going to believe them? I'm almost positive the reason why we're all so defensive of Percy Jackson is merely because we've seen the things he's done, went through what he went through (Not really, but like, you know, in his point of view). We've cried at the sad parts, laughed at the funny parts, and cooed at the Percabeth moments. We fell in love with Percy Jackson. Piper didn't see him as we did. Piper's only heard about him, and at that time, wasn't as close to him as she was with Jason or Leo. She didn't get to know him. We did. Nico started crushing on Percy because he was the first actual hero that he saw. Piper resumed crushing on Jason because he was also the first hero she saw. That's that.
3. She's NOT a girly girl: In headcanons and Letters/questions to the demigods and stuff, Piper's handwriting is usually in pink ink and sometimes with hearts. Does she look like the person who writes in pink, of all colors? I would associate her with pink, being the daughter of Aphrodite and all, but she's not going to chose pink of all colors. She doesn't squeal, start yelling 'I SHIP!!!!' to everything. She's isn't a brat. Jason isn't on her mind 24/7. She has a life, that doesn't revolve around boys, her boyfriend, and girly pink things.

If you disagree with anything here, PM me, and we can have a long talk about it. :)

Okay. Bye!