Author has written 25 stories for Ninja Turtles, Futurama, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mass Effect, Supernatural, Star Wars, TV X-overs, and Deadpool. o O o “I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That’s what’s wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, “You’re not supposed to like that. That’s not fucking cool.” Don’t fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” It is cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic”! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That’s who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit.” ― Dave Grohl o O o "I like turtles." ― Jonathon, the zombie face paint kid o O o "Alright, story time. Get your asses over here...Tell y'all somethin'. You know back when I was young...man, I had seen some cheese on a board. I was like, 'damn that cheese look hella good! I gotta get me some of that shit! Man!' So I gets to nibblin' on the cheese and all of a sudden smaddudah! Rat trap. So the moral of the story...Watch yaselves. They hypnotize you with that ass and them booty shorts, twerkin'. Next thing you know, they pregnant, askin' you for money. Man, these hoes is cheese on a board." ― Splinter, Teenage Mutant N-Word Turtles o O o * Hello and thanks for stopping by XD I love connecting with my fellow fanfiction-ers so please do not hesitate to PM me if you want to holler! Take Care! * |