Lindir is a thief, a very good thief. He has been stealing since he was a child. Of course he wasn't always like this Lindir use to be like any other elf child. He was happy, he was healthy, he had a family and he had dreams of performing for royalty. But one day his dreams were taken from him.

It is time for another Hobbit tale and this time Bilbo brings Valentine's day to Erebor. (Loosely base on the real Saint Valentine)

He had been doing this for a while now, ever since Breakdown had been killed by Airachnid and then used as a puppet by Silas. Knockout hadn't been the same since these events and Soundwave took notice. Soundwave comforts the one he likes the only way he knows how.

Last year Bilbo told the dwarves of Erebor, the elves of Mirkwood, Rivendell, Lothlorien and the men of Dale about how hobbits celebrate Christmas and Santa Clause. This year he tells them about Krampus and the worst Christmas in hobbit history. Inspired by the German legend and movie.

Bilbo starts to feel a little home sick when he realises Halloween was only a few weeks away. He becomes sad when he finds out no one in Erebor knows what Halloween is, so he tells them all about it. (Also mixes in some Day of the Dead traditions, folklore and popular urban legends)

There is a reason why hobbits are called Halflings and that is because they are half person half deer. When Bilbo is recruited by Gandalf to go an adventure how will everyone react.

When Dis arrives at Erebor for her brother's coronation she unintentionally catches the eye of a certain Hobbit hero.

Valhalla magazine was the most popular magazine featuring the hottest men in England, but now it's sales are falling and it needs something new and interesting to make a comeback. Ragnar a model for the magazine suggests they find someone who is different to them in every way and sets out to find that person. But when the auditions go badly it looks like all could be lost. ModernAU

Ragnar takes in a young homeless mute and Lagertha is less than pleased. But soon she and the others are soon won over by his childlike antics and clumsy nature. And when they find out about his cooking skills that makes their business boom they can't imagine life without him. But how long can peace between them last. Modern AU.

Many years ago a man named Cuthbert borrowed money from a powerful Vampire lord and didn't want to pay it back so he sold his son Athelstan as a slave to the head vampire Ragnar. What will Athelstan do now that he is an unwilling servant to the sadistic vampire lord. Modern Vampire AU.

Ragnar and his gang (The Vikings) raid the local church to steal money from some rich business men and Ragnar finds something more valuable than money to steal. BONUS CHAPTER ON AO3.

Athelstan works as a flyer boy, a person who is hired to hand out and post flyers. One day a priest asks him to go around to community and pin up flyers advertising the church. Things go fine for Athelstan until he puts a flyer on a local bar called Shield maiden and makes the occupants angry and now they want to fight him. But he has a surprise of his own. He knows Kung Fu. AU

After the adventure and the war, King Thorin married Bilbo and made her his queen. Their wedding was celebrated throughout the Kingdom's and Erebor was happy to have such a strong King and Queen. And now it's time for the next step, children. How will the people celebrate the birth of royal children?(Fem Bilbo) Story takes place a month after their wedding.

Ragnar dies and goes to Valhalla but he can not enter because he has unfinished business and his soul is sent back to earth until he can find what is keeping him there. Centuries pass and he thinks he's finally found what he's been looking for after seeing a boy who looks a lot like Athelstan. Modern AU.

Athelstan wants to be invisible in his new school but when people find out he can sing it becomes difficult to escape the gaze of others. especially when they have eyes as blue as Ragnar's. Modern AU.

What was Athelstan's life like before he became a priest and why does he always keep his arms covered. Ragnar wants to know but Athelstan won't tell, so he takes some extreme methods to find out and when he does all hell breaks loose.

Athelstan has made a very bad mistake and now Ragnar must punish him for it, as well as teach him a few new things.

Nobody seems to think so. Cold hearted, stuffy and stiff. Erestor had heard it all before, he had just stopped caring. But when he receives love letters from the one person he had always loved and admired he starts to leave his cold persona behind.

It's almost Yule in Erebor and Bilbo decides to tell everyone about the legend of Hobbit Santa.

Mettaton challenges Sans to a fight for the right to see the one he loves.

The two people that stood before Athelstan were devil's, tempting devils. Lagertha stood before him covering her nude body with just a bed sheet and Ragnar stood there with it all on show smiling proudly. Athelstan looked away when he felt heat between his legs. What if Athelstan said yes the first time Ragnar and Lagertha asked him to their bed?

Athelstan has always feared werewolves until he began raising one, but when the monastery is raided by werewolves and he is taken far away from his home he comes to realise that he should both fear and respect them. Werewolf AU.

After the Dwarves escaped his kingdom Thranduil sent Galion to the dungeon's to be whipped as punishment. But to his surprise Galion seemed to be enjoying the treatment and Thranduil decides to take advantage of it.

Athelstan sees a very dangerous predator go after Gyda and does the only thing he could think of. he picks up a knife and follows. Dark parts of Athelstan's past are reviled and Ragnar and Lagertha must find a way to comfort him.