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Joined 05-30-15, id: 6811079, Profile Updated: 03-12-16
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Rise of the Guardians, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Admin of account is Belle, sometimes Mei pops up and chats a bit.

Tip: Don't be a homophobe unless you want to be severely injured by Hetalian Potterhead twins. (us)

Tip: Don't forget Canada unless (see above).

Tip: Don't mention France in connection with Holy Rome unless you want to deal with angry crying Hetalian Potterhead twins. (us)

Tip: I have anxiety, so don't joke around saying there's something behind me or anything.

Tip: Expect lots of reviews very fast because we read like bullets.

Tip: We love music, if you recommend a good song or Hetalia tribute, you're in our good books.

Tip: Don't insult Harry Potter in any form unless you want to be painfully maimed by Hetalian Potterhead twins. Same goes for mentioning Twilight.


NEWS

I'm on hiatus (sort of) as we figure out how to connect all our ideas and thoughts into comprehensible stories. See you hopefully soon! (Nov.18.15)

I might be able to do stuff in the next couple of months, keep your fingers crossed everyone. :) (Feb.1.16)

I'm officially back! Expect the second part of Drains to be out by March! :D (Feb.24.16)

MAJOR UPDATE: Sorry guys, I'm leaving Fanfiction. I'll still log on every so often to check on things, but I'm afraid everything is going to be pretty much abandoned for... a long time. Goodbye, it's been great here. :) Keep fangirling, my friends, and don't give a schist what people say about your fandoms. (Mar.12.16)


Time for some copy-pasting! :D


Did you know that...

Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

My wish was to go to Hogwarts.

Obviously, Mei. Mine was to have a snowball fight, with Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians, in California.


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be GREEDY.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a BITCH.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to HELL.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my BELIEFS down your THROAT.

I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being RESPONSIBLE

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be GAY.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a SLUT.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a CONCEITED SNOB.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw MANGA so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

Stereotypes are stupid. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions PASSTAAA~!
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support yet another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different... or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!

Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Divinty12, SomeoneKnew


97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. Copy and paste to your profile if you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna,Darkness Wasted, rockstar2008, KRZR24, NoOneToWorryAbout, MidnighttheDragon, Ignitus777Spyro, yugiohyaoiloverandsonicfangirl, SomeoneKnew


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, aticiia, Parselmaster, Akatsuki King,chm01, The Dragon of the Hill, Wargo, NoOneToWorryAbout, MidnighttheDragon, Ignitus777Spyro, yugiohyaoiloverandsonicfangirl, SomeoneKnew


If you think that darkness does NOT represent evil, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WAS FROZEN TODAY!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does talking to my twin count?) (Mei: That's mean! We're not the same person!)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (Check, check, check, check, check, check, sort-of check, check... Yep, pretty sure I'm qualified to repost this! :P)

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think it counts, because I was convinced BEN_Drowned was inside my computer and I was yelling at him to stop crashing my fanfic writing. That counts, right?)

92 percent of teens would die if someone told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent still alive. And would be laughing your backside off!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I literally have dozens of self-inserts somewhere which are literally just me writing down what I'd be like in other dimensions.)


A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination.


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People stare at a woman for being bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...


If you read more fanfictions then books, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Hundred of fanfics for each fandom, vs. usually less than a dozen books for each fandom. Statistically it makes sense.)

If you think Justin Bieber is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Where do you think Mei came from?)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Canada is AWESOME, copy and paste this to your profile, eh! (After all, New Prussia is part of Canada. How can he NOT be awesome, eh? Answer me that!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148, crazyvi, DannySamLover20, Fentonfan, yugiohyaoiloverandsonicfangirl, SomeoneKnew


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmnealpweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to arscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn'tmttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, theolny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raedervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpelingwas ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

(Are you kidding me? That was so easy!)


If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. (I mean, when your favourite anime is Hetalia, there really aren't enough yuri or het couples to count on all ten fingers!)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". (I would only record it so I could burn it to wipe all traces of his existence, heheh.)


HP Quotes


1) " Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow." - Ron showing Harry and Hermione a spell from 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'

2) "She needs to sort out her priorities."- Ron Weasley from 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'

3) "Do you live here?" "No." "Really?" *hit in the head with a heavy rock... HARD.*- Gilderoy Lockheart and Ron Weasley from 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'

4) "I'm warning you Hermione! Keep that bloody thing away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy."- Ron Weasley from 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'

5) *Mr. W* "Ron, get out of the kitchen. We're all hungry."

*Twins together* "Yea, get out of the kitchen Ron!!"

*Mr. W* "Feet off the table."

*twins together* "Feet off the table!!" - Mr. Weasley and the twins *Fred and George* at the Quiddich World Cup from 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'

6) "Hey, my eyes aren't 'glistening with the ghosts of my past' !!!! - Harry's interview with Rita Skeeter from 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'

7) *Umbridge* " I'm sure we're all going to be very good friends."

*Twins together sarcastically* "That's likely."- Umbridge and the twins from 'Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix'

8) "How much is this?"

*twins together* "5 galleons"

"How much for me?"

*twins together* "5 galleons."

"I'm your brother."

*twins together* "10 galleons." - Ron, Fred and George Weasley from 'Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince'

9) *twins together* "Wow!! We're identical!!!"- the twins from 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'

10) *Ginny kissing Harry*

*George walks in and see's them*

*Harry and Ginny spot him*

*George* "Morning." - George Wesley from 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'

11) "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure." - Dobby the house elf from 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'

12) "I've always wanted to use that spell." - Professor McGonagall during the Battle of Hogwarts from 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'

13) "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!!!!!" - Mrs. Weasley about to fight Bellatrix during the Battle of Hogwarts from 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aGBo9Ct9kM

This is a link to a YouTube video I think you should watch if you like PJO/HoO. I strongly believe that PJO/HoO should be made into an animated tv series. If it was then chapters should be the episodes, and the books should be the seasons. It should also have pretty much perfect casting or have the characters animated like in this video. Copy this and add your name if you agree with me.

FandomsForever2003, SomeoneKnew


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), crazy YinYang writer7 (USA), Pupeez4eva (Australia), FandomsForever2003 (Australia), SomeoneKnew (USA),


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS


The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.


Confessions:
[X] I'm afraid of/don't like silence.
[X] I am really ticklish
[X] I'm afraid of the dark
[ ] I've collected comic books
[X] I sometimes shut out others
[X] I open up to others TOO easily
[ ] I read the newspaper
[X] I love Disney movies
[ ] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[ ] I am a sucker for gorgeous smile
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I bake well
[X] I have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[X] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[X] I am self-conscious
[X] I love to laugh
[X] I can't swallow pills without water
[X] I bite my nails
[X] I play computer games when I'm bored
[X] I have gotten lost in the city
[X] I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] I made out in an elevator
[X] I have been skydiving
[ ] I have been bungee jumping
[X] I have bitten someone
[ ] I have egged or rolled a house/car/telephone booth with toilet paper.
[ ] I have smashed into a car


YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry (Do my owl earrings, Hallows pendant, and Camp Half-Blood necklace count?)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You were in gymnastics/dance
You hate the star wars movies.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 13


GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs

[ ] You have a lot of friends
[ ] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art.

[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock
[ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

[x] Abortion is wrong

[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[ ] You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 6/15

HUFFLEPUFF:

[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot

[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. (Never listened to him)

[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.
[x] You’re very emotional (Sort of...?)
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre

[ ]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 6/15

RAVENCLAW:

[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts. (Most of the time)
[x] Sports suck. (Most of them)
[x] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.

[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.

[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[x] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 9/15

SLYTHERIN:

[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ]Basketball is a good sport.
[ ](American) Football is amazing.

[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide. (Not seriously, more like when thinking through all my possible options in life. I have no boundaries between 'acceptable' and 'out of line', so I have imagined suicide a few times. The way you imagine flying. Or suddenly turning into a dog.)
[ ] Very loyal.

[ ] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is. (cough, cough Listen to Boyinaband! cough)
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[ ]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 8/15

RESULTS: Ravenclaw, Slytherin at a close second, then equally Gryffindor and Hufflepuff


1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

The forest, up in a tree, reading.

2. Which PJatO/HoO Character Would You Date?

Nico, but since he's gay, then maybe Annabeth or Leo.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Nico or Annabeth.

4. Which PJatO/HoO Character Do You Hate?

No one. Literally, I can't think of anyone I fully loathe with every fibre of my soul.

5. Your Favorite PJatO/HoO book?

Blood of Olympus.

6. Your Favorite PJatO/HoO Character?

Nico.

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Hecate, Athena

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Internally fangirl about half of two of my OTPs being right in front of me. Outwardly, roll my eyes and resist the urge to glomp him.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

So, let me get this straight. I have two tickets total, right? So I can take one person with me. Okay then, I choose... whoever in camp likes the style of music that'll be played.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who do you want with you?

Leo, because it'll be easy to make fires to keep away wild animals and/or cook food.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

shadow-travels to 2p!talia universe, brings back Kuro-san, watches from shadows as Kuro-san slices him up with his daisho* set*

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing/s?

Percico and Percabeth.

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

... and I, unable to handle the silence and judging, shadow-travel to Doitsu-kun's basement to hang out with "zhe awesome Preußen".

14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

Somehow managing to read fanfiction, write it, and at the same time hang out with my fandom friends in the Creepypasta, Hetalia, Percy Jackson, Death Note, and Harry Potter universes.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

So many! Maybe "A big pile of schist." Or "I want a dam t-shirt." And of course, the memorable first chapter title, "I Accidentally Evaporate My Pre-Algebra Teacher".

16. Favourite Percy Moment?

opens random book from Riordan shelf* *shuts eyes, points to random line, opens eyes* Apparently, when Arion is cussing like mad and Percy refuses to repeat them. Who knew.

17. Favourite Nico Moment?

Everything. If I had to choose, maybe when he brings back Hazel.

18. Favourite Leo Moment?

"Yours in demigodishness and all that. Peace out!"

19. Favourite god or goddess Moment?

I have to agree with the person I copy-pasted this from, the time Apollo pretended to be a dude named Fred was pretty funny. Although I cried because of Weasley feels. IT'S BEEN YEARS. TOO SOON. WAY TOO SOON.

20. Favourite Grover Moment?

When he was fauning all over Artemis. (Haha, get it? Fauning? Like fawning? But faun, like the Roman equivalent of satyrs?)

21. Favourite Random Moment?

"You drool in your sleep." -Annabeth Chase, 2005

Daisho: the two samurai swords, the long katana and the shorter wakizashi


95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new torture victim with a stick/knife.


Stuff

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, then you’re screwed.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his (short) life.

If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

ADOSH: Attention Deficit- Ooh Shiny Thing.

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

Boys in books (and anime) are just... Better!

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

It's us against the world...we attack at dawn.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, read them. ;D

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! Let's name it Pookie!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him/her, remember s/he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

Who ever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

"I use sarcasm way too much... that was sarcasm, by the way."

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot.

If you are too afraid to walk in my footsteps, don't follow me.

Best friends are the only ones brave enough to walk in my footsteps. They do it because hitting the wall is fun.

When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

Smile. All the time.

When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! They must have found the body! HELP!"

When they tell you to do something, say "YOU AND WHAT ARMY!"

When a clerk in Target asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things...


If you think that being unique is better than being cool, then put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you hate abnoxious preppy people, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Edward is a L.O.S.E.R (Little Overprotective Stupid Egocentric Retard.) PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile. We must unite!

If you think Bella should have drowned when she went cliff diving, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.


Names

Type your name: SomeoneKnew

Type your name with your knuckles: SomoneKnew

Type your name with your nose: somdoneknew

Type your name with your elbow: sokeo0jnerkinerw

Type your name with your eyes closed: SomeoneKnew

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Isaizzle (That doesn't even make sense...)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): EmeraldCobaltRubySerpentWolfOwl (I have a lot, okay?!??)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): ShuXin Moonbeam

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Heuisli

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Lemonade

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Suniiti

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Li


My Sayings:

"Frick" (adapted from my crush's way of speaking)

"Schist" (same)

"Frick this schist"

"I stole your dam t-shirt"

"asdfghjkl"

"the feeeeellls"

"nein nyet non no nej nope nonononono"

"Siriusly?"

"Oh my gods"

"Oh my Godric"

"Oh Rowling"

etc.


My Fandoms:

1: Hetalia

2: Harry Potter

3: Percy Jackson

4: Death Note

5: Rise of the Guardians

6: Everything else

Last place: Twilight


My Pairings:

OTPs: JoKir/USUK/UKUS, Holy Chibitalian Empire, PruAus, GerIta, SuFin, Percico, Percabeth, L x Light

OKPs (okay pairings; not quite as good as OTPs, but far better than NoTPs): PoLiet, AusHun, SpaMano, DenNor, RoChu, GiriPan, Dramione, Drarry, Drinny, Romione, Ginry, Groviper, Solangelo, Misight, BlackIce

NoTPs: FrUK, PruHun, Itacest, Germancest, AmeriCanada, Bellamort, Perchel, Team Edward, Team Jacob, Team Anything-that-means-Twilight-continues-any-longer-than-absolutely-necessary


You can also find me at:

Wattpad- Belle Nivette @Potterheadednesss

YouTube- SomeoneKnew7

My Website- someoneknewfanfiction dot weebly dot com

Minecraft Pocket Edition- SomeoneKnew/DaughterOfHades1

Pottermore- CharmSilver12085

Quotev- SomeoneKnew

AO3- SomeoneKnew_Fanfiction

deviantArt- SomeoneKnew-Fanfics

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Side Effects by kautilya reviews
Harry and Sirius sent back in time by accident, in process they also face some side effects. Can they change the fate of the wizarding world ? Fem!Harry/ TR. Time travel. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,288 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 11/2/2019 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Sirius B.
Harry Potter and A Very Potter Sequel by NerdyReader394 reviews
Harry is whisked away to watch a musical about himself, but he isn't alone. After finishing the first musical, they are joined by five more people to watch the sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015
In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,266 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 6,270 - Follows: 8,604 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
I Blame the Government by Gabrielle Roe reviews
My name is Indie, like Indiana Jones! I'm out of High School and I still live at home with my parents instead of living it up at some college. Despite how nerdy I am, I didn't want any of them. I've read the fanfics and know it's a handful (and expensive). But here I am, standing in my house with units wreaking havoc and my parents getting drunk with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,524 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Russia, Prussia, South Korea, OC
DADA with L and Light by WomanFromTheOldKingdom reviews
L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Tides of Jikan by Agent Moonlight reviews
There is a time and place for everything, but May is not in the right time or place and it feels like the whole world knows that. So what if no one understands her pop culture references and affinity for all things kawaii! worthy, it could be worse... Please note the sarcasm in the previous sentence. (Seriously taken OC stuck in Hetalia story) ON HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,783 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 8/22/2015 - England/Britain, America, OC
It's a Beautiful World by DemonicPiano reviews
Feliciano manages makes a new friend, but it only seems to be in his dreams. Yet the look alike may have different motives for their connection. Contains 2p!characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,780 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 1/18/2016 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Guess Who? by InsideMyBrain reviews
I will write a poem on one character from Hetalia without mentioning their name. You will try to guess who it is. The first person to guess correctly gets to choose the next person. (No 2Ps, Nyos, or OCs, please!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016
More than England by LaurelSilver reviews
There is more to the British Isles than just England. Drabble series based around England, Scotland, Wales, N. Ireland and the Republic of Ireland, with appearances from other nations. Human names used, aus likely, triggers at the beginning of chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 30,644 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 11/30/2015 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 190,997 - Reviews: 4186 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Marriage Law by fanofdenial reviews
The ministry enacts a marriage law to repopulate after the war. Hermione Granger gets paired with Draco Malfoy. Will this ever be a love, not hate-filled relationship? Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,411 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2749 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry's True Love by pandoraelfin reviews
Harry Potter is the Chosen One. He is destined for greatness. He has it all. Until he meets the other Chosen One. The girl also destined for greatness. The girl who he isn't meant to love. Two different worlds, two different upbringings, two different houses, two different destinies, but one love that burns brighter than any Patronus charm he can conjure. This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 5/25/2015
Lovegood by Tea Party of Madness reviews
Hermione has been acting... out of the ordinary. Luna is determined to get to the bottom of it. After being pulled into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom and seeing a peculiar exchange between Hermione and Malfoy, Luna is convinced that Hermione likes him a bit more than everyone gives her credit for. And thus, Operation Dramione is born.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Luna L., Neville L.]
Amnesia (Editing Status - 1-3 done) by Willowstar157 reviews
After WW1, Canada finds himself in a situation that nobody else realizes is happening until it's too late. When he wakes up after being stuck in a comatose state for one hundred years with a severe case of amnesia, it's up to America to help northern neighbor both get into the swing of being a Nation of the 21st century, and helping him regain memories of who he formerly was. UsCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,981 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Germany, America, France, Canada
Hetalia reacts by OrionPrime reviews
yeah i had a problem with it so...yeah heres HETALIA REACTS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 8/23/2015
Mortal Souls by bloomsburry reviews
A pair of cursed bracelets brought them together. Two people from different time-lines and from totally opposite sides, bound together by fate and mortality. Their hatred for each other can neither tear their souls apart nor can they resist the lust which drives them to the brink of destruction. - FOR MAJOR REVISION
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,275 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Nagini
Cell Block Stories by Ariaprincess reviews
They killed off their lovers. And now they're ready to say why. Rated T because I'm paranoid, and mentioned character death. Only half of your favorite characters, because the others are dead, yay!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,387 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Complete
A very British Christmas by Yandere Kirkland chan reviews
The Christmas season has come and no one is as excited as America but, when England suggests the superpower has forgotten the true meaning of Christmas, America ends up coming to England's house to see how he celebrates Christmas. Rated T to be safe. No particular ship but hints of some here or there, you can interpret it as you wish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales, America
You Bring Out the Light In Me by iwriteonlyforme reviews
Don't you just hate Christmas fics that are posted AFTER Christmas? Well, here's one. Light gives L a present. Longer than I thought it would be. LxLight pairing. ***May or may not be a part two***
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/27/2015 - [L, Light Y.] - Complete
The Bookish Adventures of Juliana Greene: Harry Potter by the turquoise goldfish reviews
(See- The Bookish Adventures of Juliana Greene: Percy Jackson) During a Harry Potter marathon with her best friends Lana and Brit, Jules Green manages to wake up during breakfast in the Great Hall. Now a fourth-year Gryffindor, she has to deal with Umbridge, Malfoy, and... oh yeah. Has she mentioned she had literally no idea how to do magic? ::FEATURES PJO IN SOME CHAPTERS::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,275 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Draco M., Ginny W., Luna L., OC
1942 by Trusted Trouble reviews
Anything. He'd do anything. Replay his summer with the Dursleys. Do detention with Snape for a year. Heck, even be kidnapped by Voldemort. Anything not to be stuck in September 1942 with Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,827 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Behind Closed Doors by dandelionsanddaisies reviews
'I do not wish to know' He said with a heavy sigh, glancing at the two. 'My apologies again, Mr Yagami. It's only natural that you do not want to know the details of your son's private life and what he gets up to behind closed doors.' Ryuzaki answered reasonably. 'Ryuzaki, please.' -Chief Yagami walks in on Light and L making out.-
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [L, Light Y.] Soichiro Y. - Complete
Home Invaders by DemonicPiano reviews
All Arthur wanted to do was enjoy a good book, but his plans were ruined when a Frenchman had to get himself stuck in a toilet, and other people coming along to ruin his day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Evil Woman Has Potatoes by DemonicPiano reviews
Not all fairytales have to end with an awesome knight in shining armor taking a princess home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Prussia, Maria Theresa - Complete
Agoraphobia by GeminiLady21 reviews
Have 5 Guardians, their sworn enemy, topping it off with an unbelieving girl all trapped inside the depths of Pitch's lair, with no way for them to escape. What do you get? Chaos. It seems like the only way for our magical beings to escape is to make the unbelieving girl, believe in them once more. But how can they accomplish this, without driving each other completely insane?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015
Confessions of a Death Eater by AllieJannie reviews
He needed to get the cabinet fixed. He needed to kill Albus Dumbledore. He needed to redeem the Malfoy Family to the Dark Lord. Draco Malfoy didn't want to do that, but he was assigned to. What he didn't need to do was to inform Dumbledore and fall in love with Hermione Granger, but he did it anyway. And he was still waiting to regret it. Sixth Year. Ginny Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Pansy P.
Harry Potter and A Very Potter Musical by NerdyReader394 reviews
Harry is whisked away to watch a musical about himself. However, he isn't alone. A fun story filled with comedy and some touching moments between friends and maybe enemies. Harry Potter and A Very Potter Musical.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete
Till The Wind Sets You Free by Sophie Anne Fields reviews
Lily Luna did not fit her name; she was much too dangerous to be named after the flower and the moon. She was like the wind, uncontrollable, passionate. Scorpius knew his parents thought he was like a tree that bent under her gusts, but he was the only one that would stand strong around her. Perhaps, this is why they thought they were in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,427 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - OC, Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Housemates by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger, graduate student, needs a cheap apartment that is free of excessive cats, groping men, or weird smells. Abraxas Malfoy wants another housemate. The only problem is Tom Riddle. AU. Really AU. No, really. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Abraxas M., Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Coma by SuperficialSpade reviews
This oneshot is based off of 'Gutters' by glassamilk. I highly suggest you read Gutters before reading this due to the fact that this oneshot contains spoilers. What if everything that happened in Gutters was simply a false reality, something created in the head of a certain Dane who was in an accident and left in a coma. Slight DenNor towards the end. FLUFF.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Sealand, Denmark - Complete
Heartfelt Memories by DragonBlood-Katana reviews
Italy reminisces about HRE and compares him to Germany. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2015 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35539 - Favs: 26,471 - Follows: 19,513 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hetalia pledge by Sebille Faylinn reviews
My complete crack pledge to HETALIA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2015 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
In Which Feli Gets Sick by What the Fluff Project reviews
When Feliciano comes down with a bad cold, it's up to Ludwig to take care of him. Fluffy GerIta sick!fic, yay! T for language and the need for the phrase "get your mind out of the gutter."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] Japan - Complete
Fix the World by Harlecat reviews
"We're going to fix the world." He made promises to him, with a grin on his face and the wind in his hair, and he whispered them into his ear under the covers, when his breath was hot and his hands were on him. "We're going to be remembered forever. We'll go down in history. We're going to fix the world."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [L, Light Y.] - Complete
The Meaning of Death by AemiliaeHistoriam reviews
Nico Di Angelo is sick of life. Why keep on living with the mortals and demigods when the ghosts below are much easier to socialize with? While he's in his old hometown, he starts to realize some of the most important things about himself. Can a certain legacy of Mars help him through his confusion? OOC-ness. Rated T for slight violence and language.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Nico A., N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The End Of Four by Firebird'sDaughter reviews
One-Shot: On her deathbed, Rowena Ravenclaw is horrified by the rumours she hears about her and her fellow founders. While searching for her daughter, she works to write down a true account of what transpired between them, and what happened, so that others will know in time. (Warning: Death, Suicide. Rating subject to change, some shipping, but not a romance story.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Rowena R., Salazar S.] [Helga H., Godric G.] - Complete
Hetalia 911 by Dreampainter97 reviews
"You know where you were." A statement uttered throughout the country of America, regarding the memories of the tragic event that occurred on that one fateful September morning. Everyone knows where they were when they learned about the attack on the World Trade Center in NYC. But where was America? Rated T for violence and gore. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/16/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Only the Young by Gillian Beilschmidt reviews
A oneshot about Spain, France, and fem!Prussia as they think about their lives together. Gakuen AU, non-nation human names used. Sentimental and cheesy and lots of cussing from fem!Prussia. Art from Hima's blog!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Raising North America by StarrNight reviews
When England and France laid claim to the New World and took on mentorship of the North American twins, they knew life was going to be more...challenging. They didn't, however, count on wild America and unpredictable Canada changing fate and laying their own claims to their mentors' hearts. After all, the only thing harder than raising countries is eventually letting them go.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,649 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [England/Britain, America] [France, Canada] - Complete
The Brit Next Door by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Alfred is a senior, graduating in 2 months like everyone else. Like them, he wants to be big. One problem? He's at the bottom of the social pyramid. However, when Alfred catches sight of his neighbor-an ex-porn star named Arthur- undressing, new interests and problems arise. But one thing's for sure; Alfred wants to capture the man's body for his own. USUK Based off Girl Next Door
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,974 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
On The Slopes by Shannon A. Bernstein reviews
Roderich is looking forward to his college ski trip. That is, until he gets stuck rooming with Gilbert, the boy he can't stand. After three days together on the slopes, will they still hate each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Taken by Chukipye reviews
"West is upstairs, I c-can go get him…" Prussia slowly backed away. Before he could turn to run upstairs, Russia grabbed his arm. Prussia paled."No comrade, I didn't come to see Germany." Prussia turned. He saw the all-too-familiar purple aura surrounding the country."T-then why are you here…" Prussia fought the urge to cry. God he hated Russia."I missed you comrade."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Walls by Sunruner reviews
There was just something about digging Heracles' grave with Italy next to him that made all the hypothesizing and pondering feel like a terrible, tasteless joke. SOMEDAY A HAPPY FIC. SOMEDAY. Gutters Spin-off. Hetalia AU?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Silver Eyes by YoungNotUseless reviews
"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence, language, & some sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,108 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 738 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
Something Like That by MiracleHeart reviews
If you turned 15 and your guardian, who's always traveling, allows you to follow them, what would happen? Tokumi Saya leaves her country of Japan and discovers that things aren't what they seem when she experiences different cultures and people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,296 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Japan - Complete
Supernatural Countries by HungerGamesGirl27 reviews
Sam and Dean thought it'd be a normal, everyday hunt. But when they come across a suspicious American on the streets looking for a boy named Peter Kirkland, things will become FAR from normal. Rated T
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sam W., America - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 5,082 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 7,399 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Pride and Pretenses by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2993 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Gravity by floorcoaster reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jackknifed by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Hermione investigates a noise to find Draco lounging in an empty classroom. A chance meeting that goes beyond petty hate evolves them into something neither would have expected. Does a pureblood's veins really run cleaner? Sequel up and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Drains reviews
Isabel is a survivor of the Calamity, and lives with Ida's family in the shelter. One day, Ida lets in four strangers- or are they? Will Isabel choose to go with them to the North American colonies or stay in the bunker? Based on Gutters by glassamilk. Hetalia belongs to Himaruya-sama. R&R please! Marked as complete unless a second chapter is requested. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2016 - America, Canada, Sealand, Denmark - Complete
Dear Jack: Letters from a Non-Believer reviews
Belle doesn't believe in the person she's writing to. Will that stop her? No. She's always made a point of being as weird as possible, after all. Notes: Must have seen the movie, read or heard of the books, seen Nightmare before Christmas, and not hate Harry Potter. If there were a genre option for "Fun", believe me, that'd be the genre. Oh well. Thank you, and have a nice day! :)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Jack Frost, OC
The Midnight Assassin reviews
"I'm an assassin, I don't do snowball fights." "Are you sure about that?" Before she could answer, a tightly-packed sphere of ice flakes smacked into her cheek. THREESHOT. Rated T for deaths. Horror because deaths. 2 in detail and four implied.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Jack Frost, OC
Let it Go? A Tale of Woe (ooohh, rhyme!) reviews
Parody of Frozen's Let It Go, Malfoy version. I KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS! (kidding...or am I? dun dun duuun!) If Dumbledore's death affected you a lot, you might not want to read. Not THAT angsty, but sort of. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2015
Goblets reviews
Parody of Cups, by Anna Kendrick. If I wrote too many choruses and not enough verses, JUST DEAL. Harry Potter forever! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2015
The Annual Draco Malfoy Shipping Convention reviews
Draco Malfoy is mysteriously transported to a Muggle fan convention in his honor! He meets himself from the Dramione, Drinny, Drapple, Drarry, Druna, and Very Potter universes! Lots of exclamation marks! More interesting then it sounds! REVIEW! Note: the plus is because of other peoples' stories. ON HIATUS/BEING REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Draco M., OC