Lonleygirl702

Hi I'm lonlelygirl702 and this is my profile.

MY FAVORITE BOOKS

skulduggery pleasant series

hunger games

harry potter

FAVORITE TV SHOW!

Anyway, my user name is lonleygirl702 but my taken name is Raven Black. I'm in a few of my own stories.

Anyway it's getting late so here's some things from other websites that I've stolen. HAHAHAHAHA!!

(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

So some quotes I heard that I love!:

97% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that cares, put this on your profile.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live- Albus Dumbledore

Braccas meas vescimini! (Google translate it it's Latin)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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And now some of my favourite quotes stolen from someone elses profile who stole them from someone else.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I used up all my sickdays, so i'm calling in dead.

I dream of a better world... where chickens can cross roads without being questioned by the mortals.

sometimes, i lie awake at night thinking to myself 'where did i go wrong' then a voice says'it's going to take more than one night to figure this out.

you have the right to remain silent. anything you say will be misquoted than used against you.

if at first you don't sucseed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you sometimes wonder what is the definition of normal, copy and paste.

-If you are addicted to fanfiction.net, copy and paste.

-If you spend more time on fanfiction.net than doing your homework, copy and paste.

-If you don't give a shit if others call you a freak, copy and paste.

-If you're random and you're proud of it, copy and paste.

BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT!

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "heck yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

Thank you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Not me but, really cool story.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!:

Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England), water6631 (America), Awesome-Booklover, NightShadow99 (South Korea), randomer11 (Ireland), Libertied Insanity (England), AVeryMadPerson (Pakistan) lonleygirl702 ( NOT TELLING!),

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, ArtemisApollo97, NightShadow99, water6631, Libertied Insanity, AVeryMadPerson, Lonleygirl702,

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, inkoftwilight, maximumride8899, Cupcake68, greysky3, SKYGIRL68, LoneWolf121, ultimate slytherin 2001, Libertied Insanity, AVeryMadPerson, Lonleygirl702,

Repost this if you truly believe

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (It doesn't count if you don't have an account)

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into myoffice.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER. THEY PUSHED HER.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

90% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump, without any chance of surviving. If you're one of the 10% who would sit there, eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you are certain that you are completely and utterly insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like to Train Your Dragon, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick :)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

Just going for it here:

If you have more than 400 books in your Room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thought that you were the only one who shipped a certain couple and then found out that your ship was very popular, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Sort of)

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are over the age of ten and still watch Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, or any other "kid" channels, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm not totally ssure, going with my best friend on this one!

If you're a girl who's tired of some people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm very much against sexism and people thinking males are better because they get muscles at puberty... Blushing yet?)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you really don't like it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like, can't believe, like, chipped my manicure, like!!", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (BENCHES AND CARS- BEWARE! I WILL RUN INTO YOU)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you really don't like those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a drink of water post this on your profile.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. (Whoever did is probably expert at annoying people)

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile

If NORMAL is the worst word to describe you in the dictionary, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you are

This is how you tell Fake Friends And Real Friends apart

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying man... That was awesome!

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you and then make you feel better. They might slap you and tell you to pull yourself together.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk in without knocking like they live there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk badly to the person who talks nastily about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever! someone who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this to the middle of your profile for other people like you and me

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4. You just attempted it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this to

10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1-year-old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

A 17 year old girl holds hands with her 7 year old daughter. People called her a slut. No-one knew she had been raped at age 9. When people saw a nine year-old pregnant, they called her a slut. No-one knew she had been raped. A girl kills her father and his friends. People called her a murder and said that she should have a painful death. No- one knew she had been abused and had found a knife to use to defend herself. No-one knew she meant to hit his shoulder, not heart. She was seven and committed suicide with a knife. A few years later people found out what had happened to her and felt guilty for letting the girl take her own life. copy if you are not bullying anyone and are trying to stop bullying. 99.9999999999% of you won't.

The pledge of a good fanfiction author:

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.

No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.

Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.

If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.

NEVER, EVER DELIBERATELY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!

Don't be afraid to speak your mind.

Do not steal ideas.

Remember to update your own stories regularly.

If you think you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe flames are just a boring waste of time to read! Anyways the flamers just show that they have no life or class whatsoever...

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

D* Put this

R* On your

E* Page if you

A* Prefer your

M* Imagination

S* Over reality

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.:'(
You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.:'(
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.D:
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. ':/ See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't

Boys aren't (always) jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No; this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's too scary!

Boy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy: I love you babe.

In the paper the next day... a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this... and... the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck the rest of your life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl." Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks."

Doors are for people with no imagination

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a PENGUIN!!!

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. In other words, amateurs should do everything.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Life sucks and then you die. Get over it.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Oooooh . . . A life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Yours Is StupidStupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Be yourself. Those who care don't matter and those matter don't care.

The Awkward Moment When Someone Yells At You For Clicking a Pen But You Have To Click It One More Time To Use It.

Everytime I say "Life Can't Get Worse Than This" Life Says "Challenge Accepted"

I'm Sure My Pillow Could Be a Hairstylist. I Always Wake Up With a New Hairstyle...

I'm Really Shy At First. But Once You Get To Know Me, Prepare To Meet The Craziest Lunatic You Will Ever Meet.

I Think That Stupid People Were Put On This Planet To Test My Anger Management Skills

When Your Ex Says "You'll Never Find Anyone Like Me" Reply With "That's The Point"

Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are The Main Reason I Have Trust Issues.

Congratulations! You Always Create Drama Out Of Absolutely Nothing!

I Need a Six Month Vacation Twice a Year

The Awkward Moment When You're Being Sarcastic and Someone Believes You. (Oh God so many times...)

When The Slowest Reader Offers To Read Out Loud... -,-

I'd Rather Stay Quiet Than Explain My Problems To People Who Don't Care

Anyone Else Ever Find Random Glitter On Themselves? (Yes! I thought I was the only one!)

Personally I Feel Like Romeo and Juliet Could Have Handled The Situation Better

Girls Want Attention, Women Want Respect

Teaches Call It Cheating, We Call It Teamwork

The Awkward Moment When Someone Is Staring At Your Keyboard While You're Typing Your Password

If I Was a Celebrity I Would Go Knocking On Doors and Be Like "Hello, Yes It's Me"

First Day of School: 30 Pencils, 64 Crayons, 20 Pens, 12 Rulers, 10 Notebooks. Middle of April: 1 Pencil You Found On The Ground In Science

Being called weird is like being called limited edition-meaning you're something people don't see very often

Some People Just Need A High Five. In the face. With a chair.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of my internal hope that you would shut the fuck up

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!

G_ F_CK Y_RS_LF-would you like to buy a vowel?

I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited by your existence

There is a place called reality.

It is a place where people use DOORS instead of WINDOWS.

Where when you click your fingers, a SOUND is made, not FLAME.

Where a shadow is a thing made by the SUN not a WEAPON.

Where your REFLECTION stays in the MIRROR.

Where skeletons don't WALK and TALK.

But you can escape this place.

All you need is imagination!

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they are strong when bad things happen.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to sure, but-meh.

feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!WISH WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) Repost and show you care.

2)Ignore it and just prove you are heartless.

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

One child, one teacher, one book and one pen, can change the world- Malala Yousafzai

Sometimes the person you take the bullet for is behind the trigger- fall out boy

Jesus had no servants yet they called him master...

He had no degree though they called him teacher...

He had no medicine yet they called him healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime yet they crucified him...

They buried him in a tomb, yet he lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves you...

If you believe in the trinity, the father, the son,and the holy spirit

Then copy and paste this onto your profile.

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!

RANDOM BOMB TIME!!

my fave songs:

Blonde (Bridigit Mendler) *I'm not blonde, but love the song!*

Seamless (Sabrina Carpenter) *Describes Skulduggery and Valkyrie perfectly!*

Cups (Anna Kendrick) *Do you know it?*

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME IF YOU LIKE ANNOYING ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH ANNOYINGLY LONG ANNOYING PROFILES, BECAUSE ITS ANNOYINGLY FUNNY:

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