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Joined 03-15-16, id: 7648281, Profile Updated: 09-06-17
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a 1 shot junkie, i have so many 1 shots written, mostly because i had the idea to make it into a story but i cant structure for shit. if i feel like it, i will post them.

SO, if anyone that reads what i post, wants to use anything i write, be my guest, all i ask is a passing mention.

Also, if the ideas/ 1 shots i post have already been done, send me a link, i wanna read it!

i hate Dumbledore, with a burning fires of hell passion, and Ron Weasley and his cow of a mother. the others of that family i'm generally ok with. so if i write anything, i will portray them in a very dim light.

I also dislike the Hermione/Harry pair, its just too simple for me. Hermione's character alone i have nothing against

Story idea dumpster:

Squibs are magical incubators for familial magic singularly unique to those of blood relation. i.e Lily potter, daughter to a long squib line, has a latent magical ability that she passes onto Harry which protects him from the AK from Old Moldy

Challenge for those that are interested

Magical Zenkai: [Yes Zenkai as in DBZ]

Lily Potter did something else to save her sons life, and made sure that he would survive at the price of her own life.

Every time Harry was close to death, or severely wounded his magical power, under effects of a ritual created by Lily, would double Harry's current power upon recovery.

Rules:

Harry must have a very physically unpleasant childhood

Dark/Gray Harry alignment

Harry must, by the time of Hogwarts, be equal in power to an adult wizard

Harry must be untrusting of others based on past experience

Forbidden:

Harry/ Slash

Harry/ Hermione

Harry/ Ginny

Another challenge:

Dark Pheonix Challnge

Dumbledore isn't the corrupt one, it's actually Fawkes influencing all of his decisions 'for the Greater Good'

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Dark Matter: The First Hemomancer by KyuubiGoku reviews
He had always hoped to become one of them. Always, he hoped he would attain friends, family, and perhaps even something else. However, that was a lie. It had always been a lie. He understood that when he was asked again and again to forgive, to give just one more chance. No! More! Chances! He will bring despair, and their blood will help him do it! Evil!Naruto Hemomancer!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,731 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 11/13/2018 - Naruto U., Fū, Mabui, Ryūzetsu
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,024 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Hidden Harry by gbakermatson reviews
What if the "power he knows not" is simply LOTS AND LOTS of power? A silly story written for my own amusement about an OP Harry Potter who doesn't realize just how OP he is. Rated M for fear of the thought police.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Harry P.
Double Back by Methos2523 reviews
Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 211,668 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 7,087 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
James Stormcaller and The Walnut Court by Baked The Author reviews
Abandoned by his Uncle after one magical accident too many, a more inquisitive and adventurous Harry sets out to learn about the magic of nature in the Forest of Dean! Along the way, he meets spirits, magical creatures, fairies, and learns of a hidden world. AU/Shaman!Harry "Foxes! Fairies! Ghosts! Songs! Tree-house! Land-lady!" "VERA!" "What?" rated T for mild language and action
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Harry P., Remus L., OC
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 4,953 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 12,489 - Follows: 12,470 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 322 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
Never Give Up by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Dolores Umbridge has silenced many critics to the Ministry of Magic by breaking their will, and she's sent to Hogwarts to silence Harry Potter regarding his claims of Voldemort returning. Harry isn't one to fold without a fight. Not for fans of Dolores Umbridge because she will be tormented without mercy. Hermione-free zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,715 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 385 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 1,471 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 1,448 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding a Place to Call Home by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,129 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 6,353 - Follows: 4,100 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 686 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 1,397 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 6,040 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 8,830 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Consequences of an Ingenious Mind by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Harry woke up to his underperforming before his third year and decided to take his studies more serious? What if he was more observant and also decided to find out how Hermione got to take all classes offered? What if he took things into his own hands properly for once and didn't mess around so much? The answer: A wizard awakes to his true potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 781 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 9,004 - Follows: 5,345 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 1,085 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 6,151 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 5,251 - Follows: 1,335 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
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Mirage reviews
What happens to a person when they can no longer trust what their eyes tell them are right in front of them? By a chance encounter, see what happens when a young Harry is greatly influenced by a muggle magician's Slight of Hand. Did you really see what you saw or was your mind playing tricks on you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
Birth of Doomsday reviews
Nothing is off limits when one is researching the saving of the life of one's only son, damn the consequences, even those that you didn't even know existed, and if you manage to break the natural law in the process well... it's ok if it's in the name of motherly love, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/10/2018 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Harry P.
Magic Hacker Harry reviews
Desperation can cause unheard of feats. None more powerful than the desperate desire of a mother protecting her child. Lily Potter would never realise the power she gave her son, but then, neither would the Dark Lord...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Harry P.
Humanification reviews
When Ultimate Power is given human form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 9/18/2018 - Harry P., OC
A Lifetime as Harry Potter reviews
Harry dies peacefully in his sleep, or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: I'm in a WHAT! reviews
Write a story, it won't be hard they said, it'll be fun they said... well it might have been if the main character didn't TALK BACK TO ME as I wrote it! Alright I admit it, I broke the 4th Wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,374 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Harry P.
Internal Focii reviews
The culmination of the fight between Harry and Slytherin's basalisk results in an unusual anomaly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Harry P.
Death's Touch reviews
Voldemort had no idea what he had done that night
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Who am I? I am YOU reviews
The castle of Hogwarts needed a champion to fight for her and her students, so she got one. Dimensional Travel Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Give it up reviews
There was an exit to the madness, Harry took it, it was as simple as that
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Hand of Death reviews
There always existed a rule, unwritten, unspoken Rule regarding the soul. Break it and you earn the ire of Death itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
What is the Point reviews
It only took Harry a week to see how things ran within Hogwarts, and come hell or high water, he was NOT going to let it control him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Harry P. - Complete