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Author has written 8 stories for Mediator. I am a Flying Cow. Worship Me or Die. I pretty much loathe and despise everything I've posted on this account, but I'm leaving it on here to remind me of how terrible and cliche my writing was, at least until I post something new and hopefully halfway decent (I will, eventually). Perhaps I'll re-write my oneshots.. one day. Not much else to say, really, but thanks to everyone who ever bothered to review anything I've written. |
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The Daughter Of by Esmerelda01-Myriah reviews
2011 Update! I know, I can hardly believe it either. Its a fluffy, hilarious excuse the lask of modesty chapter that didn't really fit into the story timeline but I couldn't bear not to share it. Meanwhile, it might buy me some time to try finish it?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,867 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005
Through Her Eyes by The Cee Factor reviews
COMPLETELY REVISED. Carmel Mental Health Hospital. Suze has spent the last three years in purgetory. Haunted by her past and surrounded by people who don't believe her story, she waits. For what, no one knows. AU. FINISHED, please review!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,800 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Susannah S. - Complete
Fire and Ice by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 263,705 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2006
Unrequited by Moondancing Millie reviews
A modern day Shakespearean tale featuring the next generation of Mediator characters! Jock Romeo Slater didn't care for wallflower Juliet De Silva when she was alive. But now she's dead he can't get her out of his mind.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Meant to Be by Moondancing Millie reviews
AU. Suze's dad never dies, and instead her life takes a different course, one that doesn't include Jesse. But visions of another life lead her to question whether or not some things are just meant to be. [SJ]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,031 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
New by DemonicBallerina reviews
AU. It all begins when Suze finally talks to Jesse, the guy she's had a crush on since she first saw him, because that's when things start to get weird for her. So weird that her ability to see and speak to the dead seems normal in comparison...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,270 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 9/22/2005
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Chaos Theory by Divide et Imper reviews
Jesse De Silva is your average pre med student, with one added bonus: he can see dead people. It's when he meets Suze Simon that things get interesting. Why is a mediator stuck on Earth as a ghost? AU
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,187 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
The Confessions Of Lily Evans by DemonicBallerina reviews
Maybe James isn’t really as bad as I’ve always made him out to be. Like, what if he was actually trying to flatter Snape that time he got down on one knee and asked him if he would ‘go to the prom’ with him? ...Actually, maybe not...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Clandestine by The Magnificent Kiwi reviews
What would you do if the person you were madly in love was the one person you couldn't be with? If you had a chance, would you take it? Would you risk everything just for one kiss? Or would you spend the rest of your life wondering 'what if? Oneshot
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Potential by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
‘Boredom is a sign of unused potential.’ James reflects on Snape’s worst memory, realizing, in a bizarre sense, his actions towards Snape had been similar to a Death Eater’s. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P. - Complete
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish by Invaderk reviews
All Snape wanted was a quiet day at home... and then his doorbell rang.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Occupational Hazards by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
When Paul turns up in ghost form in Suze's room, she's practically scared to death. Which, to her, would be a relief. However, she lives, and is forced to solve Paul's problem. But, does Paul see it as a problem? Not when he has Suze to play with...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,519 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 6/17/2004
The Adventures of Kelly Prescott by DemonicBallerina reviews
“I am Kelliella Alexandra… Esmarelda… um… well okay, I can’t remember my name, but you lot better stop looking at me funny because I am a descendent of the all powerful Kelliella Trotsbottom and I can kick butt if want to!” ...Tagteam with timydamonkey
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,494 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005
F l a s h l i g h t by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Nathan Blake. Robin Lawrence. Charles Austin. Bart Ford. Four boys, all dead. A violently haunted exboarding school. A fire in 1969. A man named Cole to run from. A mystery to be solved...and a love to be determined. Busy, aren't we Suze? [FINISHED]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 446,760 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
I Want by tigerchic121 reviews
[She is my servant, eager to please. I am her idol, commanding her services. But it's not enough. I want her to be mine, but as someone else.][Drabble]
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Torrid by LolliliciousLolly reviews
After eight years since they last saw each other, an accidental meeting between the new Mrs. de Silva and Paul Slater turns into a fully fledged affair... [Sholly tagteam. Rated M for sexual content and more recently, violence.]
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,872 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005
Regrets by DemonicBallerina reviews
Paul's gone too far this time. And he knows how much Suze hates him for it. But he's still determined to have her. And it doesn't matter how many people he has to hurt in the process, Paul Slater always gets what he wants. Tagteam with timydamonkey.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,436 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 10/31/2004
The Fifth Sense by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,844 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Hypothetical Suicides and other stories by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Assorted MWPP notepassing…basically a home for parts of stories that will never be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Moody Blue by Esmerelda01-Myriah reviews
It had to happen sometime didn't it? All the moodswings and the yelling . . .
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2006
Off Limits by Esmerelda01-Myriah reviews
ONESHOT. My entry for the MCBC 'Paul Slater needs a date' Comp.Obviosly this is about PAUL getting a DATE!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry and the Muffins by muffin Lady 0o reviews
Harry is sitting at breakfast and Ron is eating muffins. How will Harry deal with it? What will become of the horrible canibalisticness of it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A message in a firewhiskey bottle by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a Firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fifty Ways by andtheyfightcrime reviews
50 beginnings, middles and ends. 50 ways to fall in love. 50 more reasons why there's more to Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory than meets Harry Potter's eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Cedric D., Cho C. - Complete
Give Me Back My Underpants by isthatacorner reviews
Lily Evans. Smart, sweet, perfect. Until someone steals something from her. Then, someone is going to pay. A oneshot. rated for mild swearing and death threats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Off the Pedestal by timydamonkey reviews
AU. Paul POV. First in the ‘Disturbed’ trilogy. His grandfather had always warned him about his powers, shifting especially. He didn't listen, so it eventually got to him too, and he’s now insane… Look out, Carmel Paul Slater's coming to town. ON HOLD.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Paul S., Susannah S.
Breathe by TiKiElf reviews
Oneshot. Draco Malfoy teaches Hermione Granger on how to breathe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fast Lane by The Cee Factor reviews
Suze is on the pathway to destruction, and she doesn’t seem to care. Or does she? A meeting with a stranger may cause her to rethink her priorities. Partially AU
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,174 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
How to Write a Fan Fiction by Harry Potter and co by Susan B reviews
Have you ever wondered how to write the perfect fan fiction? Here it is, laid out for you by Harry and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P.
A Padfoot and Prongs Masterpiece by montlake reviews
Whoever would have thought Sirius and James would ever have the patience for a diary? However, in an attempt to entertain themselves, as is often the case in their lives, they decide to write one. Together. And how much fun that turns out to be...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,938 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Ass You Like It by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
It's Christmas eve in the SimonAckerman household, and things of planetary proportions most definitely are stirring...
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Athem of our dying day by Breaking.Benajmin reviews
Character death, suicide, a few foul words, and ah yes, just depressing stuff in general. This is a one-shot. Throw tomatoes if you must. mild spoiler for those who haven't read Twilight
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
Wild and Crazy by Pantz reviews
[Finished] “I'm not sure what love is." "Love is simple, really." Cute ficlet. R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
In Theory by drowning goldfish reviews
When James blackmails Lily into spending time with him in order to get back her notes to study for her NEWTs, will she see the side of him that actually cares about her, or will she kill him before she gets the chance? lovehate, post Oopt. reviews loved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James? No Doctor LOVE by icyfire2 reviews
The Marauders are bored and James decides that becoming a Doctor is easy money. But what's this? Snape is a fashion victim and Lily has a rare snog dificiency disorder?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Starry Starry Night by Archangela reviews
This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. Draco/Hermione angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just Me by Ivy Leaves reviews
Lily's diary of a rather interesting day, in which she discovers an affection for someone, puzzles over the good looks of his arse, reflects on her social status, hates the world, and finally decides that being plain ol' Lily Evans isn't so bad after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Metallic Requiem by Ivy Leaves reviews
She resorts to drastic measures, but she's not as alone as she thinks she is... featuring Jack Off Jill's Strawberry Gashes. **PG13 for darkness of the overriding theme**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Hollow reviews
[Oneshot] She babbles to fill the silence while he remains immobile on his couch, staring blankly into the distance. He is hollow while she is filled to the brim with guilt.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007
The Experiments reviews
[OneShot] A scientific explanation for the existence of Mediators and Ghosts.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006
Toenails reviews
A Harry Potter X Mediator Crossover. Menstrual Voldemort. Bearded Adam. Dead CeeCee. Murderous Suze. Dumbledore and Dr Slaski. And where is Jesse? At band camp, of course!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006
Where The Power Lies reviews
[OneShot] Paul muses over how he feels about Suze. Short Drabble. Paul POV.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2006
Ashes reviews
When Jesse de Silva meets a mysterious girl at a Party, his intense fascination with her leads him into a spiral of mystery as he struggles to figure out the mystery behind her in time. [AU]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2006
Spawn Of The Cheerleader reviews
[OneShot] Paul doesn't like children. Their kinda creepy. Don't be offended, it's not personal, he just ... doesn't like small things. So what is he doing in a Day Care center?
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006
Doing The Dirty reviews
[OneShot] CeeCee and Adam talk of the importance of Sexual Innuendo's.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006
Remembrance reviews
[OneShot] Remembrance and guilt are a common combination. CeeCee POV.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006
