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Author has written 2 stories for High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Incredibles, and Worm. I am very bored. So I decided to alleviate my boredom by writing my fan fiction ideas. We'll see how this turns out. Story Status: Voices of Crimson Dragons and Apathetic Spirits: Bad case of writer's block, will continue when I can figure out how to link up a few plot points. Inheritor of the Tinker's Will: I really like what I have, but unfortunately have no idea where to go with what is there. If someone wants to give the concept a whirl, feel free to do so. Harem of the End: Dead, I will not be continuing this one. |
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Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 382 - Words: 1,819,066 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 3/14/2017
The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life by Azure megacyber reviews
What happens when you get cosmic game show hosts abducting you and putting you in a cosmic game show to test your shipping potential?You get madness with embarrassing family photos,parallel versions of your friends coming onto you, and visions of happily married futures with whoever you have most affinity with. Jaune is having plenty of that now and the CRWBY are enjoying the show.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,233 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 11/4/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY
This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,735,247 - Reviews: 7913 - Favs: 6,971 - Follows: 6,600 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Straw Hats P., OC
From the Decks of the Sunny by Stelra Etnae reviews
Unbeknownst to the Straw Hats, there were a lot more than just 9 crew members sailing aboard their ship. After all, they say that the ones who we love never truly leave us. Join the unseen crew members of the Straw Hat Pirates as they watch over their living loved ones and maybe sometimes run into a bit of adventure of their own. (Drabble series) Chapter 20 - Zoro vs Mr 1
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Luffy, Zoro, Gol D. Roger, Kuina
Another Way by ack1308 reviews
Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 159,003 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Panacea, Lady Photon, Brandish, Marquis
Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 257,948 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
Finding the Way by ack1308 reviews
Taylor and Danny Hebert trigger at the same time, and get linked powers. As Compass Rose and Pathfinder, they must explore their new abilities, and the effects of these powers on the world around them.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,557 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Tattletale, Panacea, Miss Militia, Danny H.
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8657 - Favs: 8,476 - Follows: 8,558 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Fourth by Weldon Kenfield reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions joke.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,757 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Skitter, Danny H.
Ancient Legos by Weldon Kenfield reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas. Features Lego Spaceships. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a comfy chair joke.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,555 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 10/28/2017
Hostage Situation by ack1308 reviews
When Amy Dallon encounters someone from her distant past, her life will change forever.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,710 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 12/8/2019 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Brandish, E. Piggot
Trapped in Eternity by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
It always ends the same. Oyaji dies. His crew falls apart. Ace himself dies too. During Marineford, before, or after. It doesn't matter what he does. If he joins they die for him. This time he will make it different. When they ask him to join them he'll say no and leave. Simple right? As if. Guess he'll have to convince them he's not worth their lives. Time travelling/looping Ace
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 12/5/2019 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Marco, Ace, Koala
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,010 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Brainworm Repository by Lord Mendasuit reviews
You know that expression of an 'earworm' song that just keeps repeating in your head? Well, this is the same for me, except with story ideas that I just can't devote enough time to. Free for pickup whenever you like.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 100,197 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Complete
The This Bites! Omake Collection by CV12Hornet reviews
The Cross-Brain tells the main story of Jeremiah Cross and Soundbite and their travels with the Straw Hat Pirates. Here, however, is what the talented fans of This Bites! have created for "what else"s, "what if"s, and "what the ****"s.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 224,917 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 11/6/2016
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 4,308 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,548 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
Survivalist by supersandman86 reviews
Kicked out of the village by his own, young Hiccup starts a new life in the cove where upon he learns to survive using the strongest weapon he has...his mind. Hiccstrid later on. Set 4 year before the first movie when Hiccup is at the age of ten. Rated T for now but will be warned of M rates on chapters as we go along.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,390 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless
Mastermind by LaughingLefou reviews
Whoever said life isn't a game was entirely wrong. Everything is a game; it's just a matter of understanding the rules. While Jaune Arc might not have been the strongest player, he could certainly learn the rules quickly. Good thing too; with a mysterious foe on the horizon and Remnant in danger, Jaune might be Remnant's last hope of survival...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., J. Ironwood, Winter S.
The Scientific Approach To Getting A Harem by Silent Songbird reviews
Three words spurned by a caring, loving mother, ultimately sends a boy down an entirely different path on his quest. "Why become a Harem King, when you can be a Harem God?" "Issei-kun, are you ripping off lines from rappers again?" "Damn it Ka-chan, I was having a moment here!" Genius!Issei, Scientist!Issei, ClosetPervert!Issei.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,010 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 10/23/2017 - H. Issei, S. Irina, Le Fay P.
Don't Say Vampire by DeltaNovember reviews
Taylor gains monstrous, vampiric powers and is adopted by Faultline's Crew.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 215,253 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Skitter, Madison C., Faultline - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
I'm HALPING! by ack1308 reviews
When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,091 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Shadow Stalker, OC, Emma B., Madison C.
By My Word Alone by CoffeyJoe reviews
AU. Bad is subjective. Free will is not as absolute as one might believe. Jaune Arc is a man with the world at his feet (most literally) and the ambition to become someone powerful, and dangerous. His motives are known to him alone, and his path is yet undecided. It's a mystery of whose cause he will champion, or will it be his own?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Roman T., Jaune A., Cinder F., Team RWBY
Jewel Thief Turned Heart Thief by Gone Rampant reviews
What if Summer Rose's fateful mission took her through a small hamlet where she saw a young girl with green hair and red eyes? What could change? Well, Qrow begins to wonder if Summer just picks up strays like other people pick up cats (Eventual Emerald/Weiss). A collection of slice of life fluff stories where Emerald gets a healthy family. Art by Raffurano on Tumblr.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,151 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Weiss S., Summer R., Emerald S., Qrow B.
Operation Heartbreak by LewisMistreated reviews
New Dehli is recovering from Behemoth's attack. Full, uncensored footage of the battle has been released online. Heartbreaker's mansion is far away from any cape tragedy, but the real world is about to sneak in, and it has a serious vendetta. [M rating for language/violence.]
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Imp, OC, Heartbreaker
The Blacksmith's Apprentice by harrypanther reviews
AU. Hiccup never took the shot on that fateful night-and the war continued. Three years later, Berk is beset by dragon raids and hostile tribes while the boy who should have saved the island is merely the assistant in the forge. With only Astrid as his friend, fate gives Hiccup one more chance to end the war and become the hero he was meant to be. Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,480 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Please Explain by ack1308 reviews
What if Taylor's first encounter with Sophia went a little differently? A short two-parter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9487 - Favs: 9,116 - Follows: 7,224 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
One Fell Out Of The Dragon's Nest by Kagetaka reviews
Twenty Kingdoms, Twenty Kings who became Gods. Twenty years, for Shalulia to understand the difference in power between Gods and Humans and to find her own way.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Sharlia - Complete
Jaune Beats all the First Years by blaiseingfire reviews
Jaune realizes that if he can't outmatch his opponents in strength, he can out play and out smart them. With a mini tournament coming up, can he succeed? (let's be honest, you probably already know the answer). Will it be awesome? Yes. Will it be action packed? Yes. Will it be hilarious? Yes. Will it come back to bite him in the butt? Absolutely! Coverart by maxinummerone
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Coconuts? by Quatermass reviews
Zelretch is bored. So, as per his usual idiom, he decides to annoy someone. He decides to annoy Saber, by sending her a copy of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"...
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Saber, Arturia Pendragon, K. Zelretch S. - Complete
Cat's Paw by LaughingLefou reviews
He wasn't angry at her for being rejected. No, not at all. He was, however getting really sick of being called a dunce. Evil? Yes, but revenge is a dish best served through proxy. Popcorn, anyone? (One-shot. Slight Arkos. Slight Weiss-bashing. Heavy physical Weiss bashing.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 312 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Weiss S., L. Ren - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 810 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Yet Another Way by ack1308 reviews
When the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home, he took a blow for his daughter that ultimately ended up with his capture and incarceration in the Birdcage. What if he didn't manage to do so? (This is a spin-off of an omake that was requested from the story Another Way).
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015
Swordmaster by Velkyn Karma reviews
Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Zoro - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 784 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
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Voices of Crimson Dragons and Apathetic Spirits reviews
When I died, I did not expect to become someone's personal mental advisor, much less the advisor of a perverted high schooler in a world full of the supernatural. Join me and Ddraig as we advise our host in his quest to become the harem king. SI Fic with a twist. Slightly less perverted Issei, Isseixharem, rated M to be safe.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,328 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/10/2017 - H. Issei, OC, Ddraig
Inheritor of the Tinker's Will reviews
When Buddy Pines finds a flash drive containing a specific story that fateful night, the future is altered completely. Now chasing his dream of becoming a superhero from a new angle, Buddy seeks to grow in his own right. Some other Worm elements. Defiant!Buddy.
Crossover - Incredibles & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/16/2017
