Lost Alchemisthide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for X-overs, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto. Hello and welcome to my site! I'm betting you found me within my stories or just google(yahoo). Never mind that! I am a witer that likes to do more of the OOC type stories, but I like doing Naruto stories mostly working with the Akatsuki. I love working with just about anything! Neko-matta! |
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Sex Ed by animallvr682 reviews
Mello is shocked when near asks him some unexpected questions. Instead of answering them all, Mello decides the easiest thing to do would be to show him. Mello X Near Please Review after reading. LEMON WARNING! Some pain, blood, injury, angst, romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mello, Near
A Test of Insanity by Starchii reviews
AU DeiXIno ItaXSaku TenXHidan Complete Sakura, Tenten, and Ino were just walking back from a mission when suddenly two Akatsuki members appear and capture them. What is their motive and why did they kidnap all three of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Dog Days by L.G. Lena reviews
When Sakura gives the ultimate sacrifice to end the war with Akatsuki and Orochimaru for good, something backfires and lands her in a rather dogged predicament. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Howling by Starchii reviews
[Sequel to A Test of Insanity] [TenXHidan, InoXDei, ItaXSaku] It has been three long years since the last time Tenten saw the man from her nightmares and, with the help of Hyuuga Neji, is mostly ready to move on, even though her longing still remains...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,226 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Tenten, Hidan
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Unspoken by AgaruTomo reviews
Tsume, a mute girl with a photographic memory, is taken in by Kisame and Itachi. She travels with them as they head for a mission in Mist, accompanied by Deidara and Tobi. But, Tsume is being watched by one who has a connection to her hazy past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,343 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
OneShot: Uke For The Night! by Kisa Masaki-san reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are the same. They both know what it's like to be alone on a holiday while everyone else it out with their parents. This is a One Shot on how being alone can bring two people that are completely different from each other toge SEQULE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,424 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U.
Akatsuki Home Cooking by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki! Learn to cook from our beloved evil organization! Rated for sexual mentions no sexual content .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Zetsu
Second Chances by dreamer3chan reviews
Yuuri and Conrad started to realize their feelings for each other…. each decided to act in the other’s 'best interest'. When tragedy strikes, will there be a chance for them to redeem mistakes of the past?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,318 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
In Places of Despair by Kali Cephirot reviews
Gwendal stays a moment to long by the door's side as he watches his brother prepare his things to go to fight and die............... ConradxGwendal, ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Sleepover by Raenef the 6th reviews
5 year old Itachi goes over to five year old Kisame's house. Pure Crack. Collab with Music in the Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Bound By Love And Chains by Yamikaisu reviews
Raito doesn't like the idea of losing his privacy to handcuffs. He decides to try and make Ryuzaki remove the handcuffs by using a certain method. But his plan backfires.... LxLight, LightxL, RaitoxL, LxRaito, whatever you want to call it. u
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,277 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fertilizer by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi Zet/Kimi/Sai and Zet/Sai/Kimi. Kimimaro and Sai are sent to Zetsu to collect his special fertilizer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Zetsu, Sai - Complete
Paranormal Envy by Artificial Wings 39 reviews
EdxEnvy Ed is forced to move with his family to an old house that gives him the creeps. What happens when Ed finally figures out why the place scares him so much? Ed's POV. OOCness, Yaoi and language. LOOK AT CHP. 15!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,372 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Naughty boy Tobi! by hokama reviews
diedara getts knocked out and tied to a bed. naked. twice. by who? well.. you'll have to read to find out. AU and majoir OOCness... i think. this one is dedicated to one of my many BFFs ashley!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Desire by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Now a Drabble Collection! Pein x Itachi. Because desire will destroy your mind and twist your senses to see its fulfillment. spoilers, yaoi. You have been warned, because this pairing is just too good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Ritual Pornograph by dead drifter reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Binge Pledging by dead drifter reviews
AU. Salesman/ Sasori. Naruto X Zelda Crossover. Akatsuki Crack. Sasori OD’s on Pledge, and ends up in an alternate world. Rape Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Vodka and Red Bull by clam theif reviews
AU MelloxMatt, M for future chapters At the club...Mello can't take his eyes off this redhead in the distance. The way he moves, his carefree motion...This kid has Mello snared. He doesn't even know him, but he does know...he's taking him home tonight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Teh Ice Cube by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack. Kisame is sick and delusional. Deidara is annoying. Itachi to the rescue. Title spelled that way on PURPOSE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
The colors I see by Detached reviews
Near looked down at his skin, his white unmarred skin. He was unscathed at least physically. L was dead. Matt was dead. Mello was dead. Kira was dead; he was the only one left, the only one left with the corrupted world on his hands. Read inside.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Elevator Music by dead drifter reviews
AU. Graphic Lemon/ Yaoi Saso/Neji. Neji is going for a job interview, but he ends up getting stuck in an elevator…fortunately, he’s stuck in an elevator with his potential boss. To pass the time, they make ‘elevator music.’ XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
Redead Rape by YaoiCrackQueen reviews
Rated R for Rape! Link gets attacked by redeads as soon as he leaves the Temple of Time. FLAME ME, PLEEEAAASE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Link, Rauru - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Therapy of Speech by YaoiCrackQueen reviews
YAOI GANON/LINK. Link won’t talk, and it’s driving everyone insane. Finally, Zelda can’t take it anymore, and delivers him to Ganondorf…who has his OWN methods to make the Hero talk.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Tailseme by YaoiCrackQueen reviews
TAILS/SONIC. YAOI CRACK GRAPHIC LEMONZY GOODNESS!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
Path to Freedom by dead drifter reviews
Neji/Tenten. Tenten wakes up after a foreboding dream to find Neji standing at the edge of a cliff. "There's only one path to freedom, Tenten. Only one." WARNING bring some Kleenex! Birthday present for Purplewolfstar35!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Lost in the Desert by YaoiCrackQueen reviews
Mariocest Yaoi/ Graphic Lemon. Mario and Luigi get lost while trying to get to Princess Toadstool's picnic, and end up having a picnic of their own! Rated M for Mariocest. As in Mario brothers get down and dirty.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Why Bathroom Doors Are Best Kept Locked by LiteralBlue reviews
Also known as Bladder Issues. Although these have little to do with the story itself. Contains OCs, Kakuzu stealing things, Kisame stealing more things, Tobiloving, lemurlesness, skateboard races, the apocalypse and jigging. Poor Deidara. Rated for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Unexpected by L. Elizabeth1 reviews
Sakura never expected to be saved from Sasuke. Especially not by Sasuke's older brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,492 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Opposites Attract by The Plushi reviews
GaixKakashi - Sometimes a moment of peace is all you can ask for. 50 moments shared between Sharingan Kakashi and the Green Beast of Konoha. -done for the lj's 1sentence and rated M for a reason-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
To Cross The Line by hollybennett123 reviews
Zabuza and Haku finally cross the line. Deadly shinobi become lovers in truly explosive style. Rated M for strong sexual content, slightly PWP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Tobi's Toilet Trouble by cyberspyderweb reviews
Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Obito U., Hidan - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Skill Crane by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Importance of Water by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. Crackfic. After Suigetsu woke him up for the thirteenth time, all Hidan wanted was to strangle his new roommate with his bare hands. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hidan, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Orochimaru's World Famous New Year's Eve Party by dead drifter reviews
Sequel to “The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas.” Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro’s zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year’s resolutions and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
It's For You, Dumb Ass by dead drifter reviews
Shonenai. KakuHidan. Kakuzu makes Hidan a quilt. Short and sweet. Rated for cursing and suggestive material.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Konan and Her Yaoi Paddle by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Konan - Complete
Touch Without Feeling by J-Pop Princess reviews
Everyone has a breaking point, and a darkness in them that may seldom be seen but when Ino refuses to back down she is confronted with a familiar man who has suddenly become a stranger and who is intent on making her see error of her ways. ShikaIno lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Lesson in a Lesson by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
ShikaxNaru Naruto gets a lesson in Shogi from Shikamaru, but he also gets a lesson in something else. Written for mangatemptresshikaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
For Eternity by Manixa reviews
SasoDei. AUGuitarist Sasori falls for the reincarnation of a loved one. Cheesy summary, but oh well. R&R :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Cost of losing by Plushielover177 reviews
Hidan learns the hard way that losing a bet to Kakuzu was one of the worst things he could ever do. Cross!dressing, Slash fic, Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
From Pain to Pleasure by Aranel Naur reviews
From frustration to peace and comfort, from anger to joy, from despair to hope and forgiveness. Love and hatred. A collection of short Deidara centered oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Discovering: What's under his mask by Kanashimi Angel reviews
A KakaSaku lemon for my sister's birthday. First time writting one, and believe me, I am NO fan of the pairing. I am just complying with her request. Kakashi x Sakura, ONESHOT. Was supposed to be uploaded on November 27, 2007.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang the Sequel! by dead drifter reviews
And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Clay is a Poor Substitute for Earplugs by dead drifter reviews
Pein and Konan decide to get down and dirty...and didn't have the common courtesy to supply Deidara and Itachi with earplugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Death Toll by dead drifter reviews
What happened to Kakuzu's previous partners?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
Dark of the Moon by Pernshinigami reviews
Twice a year the kyuubi goes into heat, and normally Naruto's friends stand guard. But Shika and Neji are gone, and Naruto needs a mate when the maple leaves rattle. How long? For the dark of the moon. NaruSai mention of NaruNeji and NaruShika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Hatred by Ohsoup reviews
Hatred began to hurt, and for Kakuzu, the only pain reliever is vengance. kinda Kakuhida kindayaoi Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7304 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reading Material by dead drifter reviews
Hidan leaves his Bible in the open, and a certain missing Falls nin picks it up on his way to the john...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Pain by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
I can't get enough of him...or his namesake. It's a twisted high, I feel free when I use this kunai he gave me. PeinKonan. EXTREME ANGST WARNING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
What You Can't Say Sober by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
There were these small things you couldn't say with a sober mind. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When you fly, you fall by RawrHappi reviews
Naruto wants to fly but when you fly you fall. hope for someone to go with you. Character death... sorry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I didn't say it was my FIRST time by Aisha and Mina reviews
ello!:D im mina from the aisha and mina group :33 im here to bring you a smexie little oneshot about a certain fish man and a sharingan user x333 [ItaKisa SEX! M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
An Unfortunate Event by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu go on their first date, which turns out to be more than they expected. Yaoi, KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tobi Discovers Fanfiction by Autumn D. Cain reviews
Tobi was bored, so he decided to read fanfiction. Unfortunately, this leads to the whole Akatsuki jumping him...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Obito U.
Bonded by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Opposites Attract by Natsumi Hitori reviews
Of all the troublesome people, in all the troublesome world, Kiba is, without a doubt, the most troublesome of them all. Shikamaru knows this, in fact, he constantly reminds himself of that fact day in and day out. [KibaShika] [!LEMON!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dead or Alive by Lovely Spell reviews
.kakashixiruka.irukaxkakashi. What do you do when you fall in love with the person you were supposed to kill? My mission was simple: Get him. Dead or Alive!.Kakashix Iruka.irukaxkakashi. Kakashi POV .mature.readers.only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sewing by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
Hidan tries his hand at sewing. With help. KakuHidan. Yaoi. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Wash away my Sins by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Blood-sokaed, wounded and caught in the rage of a thunderstorm. Simply perfect. Fortunately for Hidan, his partner knows where to find him, in the right time, with sufficient warmness and a smack on the head. KakuHida. Rated for gore and profanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Scarred Past by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Even since that fateful day, Kakuzu has made sure he never got close to anyone, afraid of more rejection, hiding behind his mask. Hidan is sick of guessing and decides to ask him straight out. Slight KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Umbrella by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Different Side of Me by Lyricism reviews
To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm Not A Girly Man, I'm Seme! by Shikamaru'sLover01 reviews
Deidara wants to complete his relationship with Sasori, and he doesn't want to be the uke! DeiSaso. pls read and REVIEW. Sorry if characters are ooc, i dont know how the members of the Akatsuki acually act.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Desperate Measures by Solea reviews
Kakashi decides the time has come to claim Sakura as his and embarks on a risky plan to gain her as his wife. Kakasaku fluff, lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,317 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Sharkie the Gambler by bluemystic-01 reviews
[ONESHOT] Kisame has stolen his family's life savings to visit Las Vegas' casino. What does he do when he's lost all of the money? ROB A BANK! He then gets caught and mistaken for a shark who escaped from Seaworld! Funny, weird, stupid FF. R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Gossip by J-Pop Princess reviews
Kakashi and Ino have never paid much attention to each other, but all that changes when the rumors start to fly. Ordinarily, he would ignore this kind of thing, but she's just so good at making his life a living hell!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,344 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Ino Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Illusion Alchemist by Lain-Chan009 reviews
Memories have always been painful for Trisha Elric, Edward Elric‘s daughter. Things in her past always visited her while she Slept and daydreamed. Things that she kept only to herself. But that all falls apart on a long train ride.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006
I Won't Tell if You Won't by Atra Aduro reviews
Tobi and Deidara are walking back from their latest mission when Tobi brings up an odd subject: Deidara's extra mouths. After much dodging, Deidara confesses a secret that not many people know. Crack oneshot. Implied DeiTobi, DeiHidan, DeiItachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
My Danna's So Pretty! by aBoOm-Un reviews
Sasori is sick to the death of Deidara’s stupid jokes, his crazy complaining, blowing up stuff up, and simply Deidara in general. Yet, little does Deidara know that karma always comes back and bites you in the ass... [SasoDei, OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crimson Petal by TrigunTri reviews
Lily Marshall was a normal girl want to become a State Alchemist and ends up with Roy Mustang's team. But how can she do alchemy without a transmutation circle? And why are the Homunculis after her?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,236 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Roy M.
Life you not suspected by Da Red Fox reviews
Sakura lives a horrible life and she runs away from her home. One of the Akatsuki members finds her and brings her to their hideout. Deidara starts acting cold. Why? Read to find out! SasoriXDeidara and may hint for SasoriXSakura. YAOI xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Secrets of the Mind by KuraiOkami reviews
Sasori hasn’t heard the words ‘I love you,’ since he was a child, nor has he been hugged since then. His trust in everyone around him is also slightly tainted since his old partner left him. What is he going to do when his newfound partner comes? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
Why Cupid Isn't Allowed In Pubs Anymore by Pichi Wo reviews
So Cupid got drunk and hooked up Ed and Roy creating... even MORE EdRoy drabbles! Dun dun dunnn... Beware the fluffiness!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Blind by Makoredeyes reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,086 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Descent Into The Maelstrom by Chaotic Sereniti reviews
Angsty EdxRoy. Rated for Char. death and crazy!Ed. First WIP, so be harsh. Chap 8 is up finally!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,169 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Gift by ZaKai reviews
When Ed returns from following a lead on the stone, he finds that Roy is working more than usual, and he seems to be hiding something, leading Ed to wonder if there's something wrong in their relationship. CHRISTMAS CHAPTER UP! [complete]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,428 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Three Blossoms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Hide And Seek Trilogy by Butler22 reviews
The two boys play some little night time 'games'...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Sin High by Cat-and-Kit reviews
ENVY x ED . Ed is a new student at West Rain High school. Being the only 15 year old in grade twelve, he is already gaining way more attention than he'd like. And when we add a very interested Envy to the mixture... ::Now rated M for later chapters::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,387 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Edward E., Envy
I Feel Pretty by Tex-chan reviews
When Sophie leaves town for a few days, Howl devises a unique way of coping with his loneliness. Fic Challenge: Howl ... Crossdressing
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Full Castle by BiGTooth reviews
Two years after the war ended, the feelings Sophie and Howl once shared are beginning to die. Will this be the end of the picture perfect family or will their love be rekindled? An: Sorry i'm on a breakhardcore study!, but thankyou for your reviews!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006
Nature Center by angelinpunk reviews
Roy and Ed get themselves lost in the nature center, all because Roy Read the map wrong. There is Royed in later chapters so R&R. [This is discontinued unless I start writing it again]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
PlayDough and Shark Porn by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara has been completely oblivious to what playdough was, that is, until today. Kisame however finds himself having his own adventures in Shark Week. All the while, Itachi is finally as mentally scared as his brother. CRACK FIC. POSSIBLE ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
When You're Mad by Miss Artemis reviews
Everytime Kakashi comes back from a mission with an injury, he's faced with an angry wife...but despite it all, he finds her beauty at its prime when she yells at him. KakaSaku LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Philosopher's Angel by oOBlackKneazleOo reviews
What if there was something more powerful then the Philosoper's Stone and it took the from of a girl? EdXOCXEnvy. Rated T just for safty and the rateing might go up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Edward E.
FMA Sleepover by lalipops reviews
The fma crew comes to my imaginary mansion for a double sleepover. Surprises await. Not great with summaries. Beware of stupidity. First few chapters are bad, being that I was an inexperienced humor writer at that point.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,948 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
Rain Doesn't Come From the Sky by Fuyun reviews
The Elric Brothers find a blind girl in the streets with an amazing talent. She wants to help them, but will her eyes be a burden to them? Also, does she have a connection to the Homunculus? Questions rise about the blind girl and her past.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
The Shadow Alchemist by Raven D'Acanto reviews
Jessie, a girl who happily lives after the time of the second world war, finds herself suddenly placed into a world of Alchemy and magic, where half of the technology she knew of doesn't even exist. PS. contains spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Spirited Away 2: Return to Aburaya by nikkimurano reviews
It has been seven years since Chihiro's return to the human world. She has forgotten all about Aburaya, the spirits, and Kohaku. What happens when fate turns the tables and she finds her way back? Can she adapt? What is it Chihiro has that Yubaba wants?
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
I Wanted to Tell You by Artificial Wings 39 reviews
[EdxWin] Just a short little thing a wrote for a friend. Ed finds a way to tell Winry how he feels!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
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The Fox and The Dog reviews
When Naruto was off with Jiraiya, he found a little place that lets the Gobi live with the people as a god, but in the past the demons made a pact with the Kyuubi that the gobi would be his mate. KyuubiX Occ who knows how it will come out t for Jiraiya
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Interactive Naruto 7 minutes in heaven reviews
you know the game, and the quiz's on quizzia, so now you can play the game now! you can have anyone you want!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008
Keep going for the sins reviews
this is more aless just a group of poems i have done in the past. i'll keep up to date with how i get better.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 6/20/2006
Wings of a Quite Sin reviews
I can't tell you what is going on, but a girl that Fate lead to her death with events that where never was to happen, but one thing lead to other.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007
