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Joined 05-24-06, id: 1052415, Profile Updated: 12-27-19
Author has written 3 stories for Glee.

I'm Jade, a healthcare professional and fanfic addict from Australia. I've practically grown up with fanfiction - I discovered it when I was twelve, and somehow in my late twenties it still hasn't gone away. I have been in more fandoms than is decent.

My stories are few and far between, and I'll freely admit that I rarely have the tenacity and devotion to follow through with all my grand, sweeping fanfic plans. However, don't let that stop you from enjoying them for what they are - snapshots into my writing in times past and a reflection of my love for fandom. (I did a clean up of my stories here, though - so if you're looking for my Eragon, Bend it Like Beckham, QaF, Twilight, Harry Potter and crossover fics, sorry, but they're not here any more! My writing has changed so much over the last decade that I felt most of it made me cringe a tad too hard.)

You can find art for my Kurtbastian bigbang entry, We Were Never Here, at the forever lovely jatti-tatti/snownymph's journal: http:///post/40864342029/

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Catching Moonlight by Catiegirl reviews
History hinges on little things. A proposal averted, a football game that someone was not meant to attend. When Anne and Gilbert begin their junior year, a mishap of Blythe/Shirley proportions threatens to undo everything that the two of them have worked for. The only way to get out of the resulting mess is the same way they got into it- together.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 250,967 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 2/26/2018
Shore of Dreams by Catiegirl reviews
After the death of Marilla, a broken Anne finds herself as the teacher at Four Winds, needing a new beginning. Gilbert has been the town's doctor since the death of his uncle, and finds himself now confronting his past and an Anne barely recognisable as the girl he once loved. Old feelings begin to resurface and the two of them must unravel the grief of the past to start again.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 216,452 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15949 - Favs: 11,352 - Follows: 9,830 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35552 - Favs: 26,544 - Follows: 19,563 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Collateral Damage by anxioussquirrel reviews
This is not a love story. It's a tale of two strangers brought together by dreadful circumstances; a tale of terrible sacrifices and of the echoes that never quite die. No, this is not a love story. And yet... [WARNING: graphic, situational non-con/dub-con]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,257 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rumour Has It by chrisspiration reviews
When Kurt has a one night stand and literally runs into someone while doing the walk of shame, the attractive stranger decides to help him out. This is the story of how Kurt and Blaine meet, become friends, and get together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bildungsromance II : Consequences by J.W.Melmoth reviews
Part II of Bildungsromance. Kurt and Sebastian have decided to be more than friends – but how will people react to that? And can their fresh relationship survive those reactions? ["Director's Cut" - edited in 2019!]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
The Lonely Ones by Ecrivaine25 reviews
Companion to The Great Ones. Read that one first, please! AU. Falling in love is strange and complicated. So is that rambling, pretentious book Kurt quotes in his journal. Initial Klaine, eventual Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Great Ones by Ecrivaine25 reviews
AU. Kurt turns to debate instead of singing. He still ends up at Dalton. Blaine falls in love while they discuss The Great Gatsby and things fall apart from there. Kurtbastian told by a less than omniscient Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Something Old Someone New by Wolcott reviews
Arranged Marriage AU. After Blaine is married off to a girl, Kurt agrees to be set up by his father to someone else. Unfortunately, his main prospect is party boy Sebastian Smythe. Klaine, Kurtbastian
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
One Good Day by anxioussquirrel reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up before Kurt went to New York. The five years since then have been grinding Blaine down and it finally breaks him. He decides to kill himself, but when everything's organized, he realizes he wants one good day to take with him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Distance makes the heart grow fonder by Grace Ryan reviews
Kurt is back at McKinley. Klaine are trying to make things work despite the distance. Rated M for fluffiness and future physical contact. ; Not really great at summaries.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 223,369 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Gently Play On Your Heartstrings by undesirablenumber1 reviews
Kurt's morning-after musings. Spoilers for episode 5, title from Queen! I own nothing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Stranger by ckofshadows reviews
During a Warblers trip to Cincinnati, Kurt and Jeff sneak off to visit a gay nightclub, where a brooding stranger takes an interest in Kurt. Can Blaine rescue him in time?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,388 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Thursdays and I have a history by audi katia reviews
The first time Kurt kisses Blaine, it's a Thursday.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Little Things by happyinchintz72 reviews
Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,121 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3883 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Punchlines by Posey Lee reviews
Beauty and the Beast may not cure a broken heart, but a surprise trip to Japan for answers might. MM. Takes place right after Princess on the Brink, pre-PD vol. 9 and 10.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,891 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Where The Breezes Know My Name by Scion of Kushiel reviews
AU per end of DH. Hermione is in the Great Hall, Severus in the Shrieking Shack. Both are dying. What does the soul do as the body lies dying? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
He Sends Bubbles by aprilhope reviews
Sometimes it feels like Cedric isn't gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Anybody Would Break by aprilhope reviews
Sequel to Guilty By Association. Justin POV. Justin's not dealing very well with what happened to Daphne. But Brian's not giving up.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
The Sorting Hat, Traumatized by silveryswirls reviews
A peek inside the heads of the first years. When the first one gets a song stuck in the poor Hat's head, all the first years suffer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Eulogy by Madame Rose reviews
Fred Weasley is my other half. Despite the fact that he was born ten minutes before me, we began as one person, one embryo, and one egg. I guess that’s why we’re so close – we share the same DNA. DH Spoilers, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
I Didn't Think He'd Notice Me, Either by McGrady reviews
[HarryxGinny][PostDH] While young Lily despairs at how invisible she is to her Hogwarts crush, Ginny reveals that she, Ginny, was once in Lily's shoes and craved for notice from a certain boy she thought she would never receive. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seven Drabbles for Britin by aprilhope reviews
Just a collection of seven 100 word drabbles I did for BJ... They kind of go in order and are mostly selfexplanatory. Flicker is for the prombashing. Returned is Jennifer's POV. Curtain is about Brian.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Almost by cenowar reviews
Impossible? Nah, that’s nothing. The Doctor can do impossible in his sleep. Frequently has, too. Some angsty but eventual feelgood stuff with Rose and Ten set after “Doomsday”. [Complete]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,217 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
My Woody is Longer than Your Woody by autumnchanges reviews
Harry, Draco, and Ron are having fun with their woodies...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love Bite by Richan MMI reviews
Voldemort's gone, but Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. Will Remus be able to help him? Slash! RLHP Hints of SBSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,357 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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We Were Never Here reviews
Kurt is at Callbacks when a drunken Sebastian crashes into his lap. He's less than impressed, but then there's alcohol, and kissing, and their lives are beautifully, messily mixed together before either of them see it coming. And if it distracts Kurt from the fact that plans once so concrete, like Blaine and NYADA, are wavering? Well, at least Sebastian's good for something.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,962 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
So Much To Say reviews
Letting go, finding his place, contentment - a triptych of Blaine, Kurt and Sebastian. (Follow up to We Were Never Here.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room reviews
The fire was lit by kisses in a thunderstorm, fingers caressing rain-wet skin that felt like it burned. Now it was too late to stop it - with Kurt and Blaine still dancing around each other, neither willing to let go, the flames might consume them both.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,971 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete