Are you neutral? Take a pick of the choices.

If you're not, then carry on.

If you are, then join me here sitting on the edge of the battlefield and watch the lovers and haters war. It's quite amusing.

"A lot of knowledge is a dangerous thing, so is a little.
The important thing is to never stop questioning."
- Albert Einstein

Something 'bout me: Real life grade-S jerk. Picky reader. Doesn't always leave reviews. Will go with anything as long as it's well-written and actually works. Angsty writing tendencies. In the process of being killed viciously by real life. Stahp it, 2016. Pls stahp. Check me out at my public page.

Something 'bout views: Hardcore member of the mini-est support group on the whole of Shippingverse, KonanxItachi. Will read the Icha Icha books if there is such a thing. Devoted to the amazingness of Crack!Writers able to pull their pairings off.

All Aboard: Noctis Lucis Caelum, Final Fantasy Versus XIII protagonist (well, now Final Fantasy XV). Although I'm pretty fine with his pair (Stella Nox Fleuret) who is the main antagonist at that, I kinda still have this intense craving for him being paired with Lightning. I know, I know, they're not in the same time or even universe, but to hell with that.

RECOMMENDATIONS

Ω Archee-chan Ω Firefly Ω Hershey's Rocks Ω Nes Mikel Ω Sharingank Ω

ADVICE

Ω Arcaina Ω GrammahPOLICE Ω

STATUS
(updated randomly)

Ω Gods of Vindication - Rated T-M; Chapter 12: Dolor
Ω Scorpio: Blood Saga of the Dead War - ItachixKonan; T-M; Part 8: Veins of Fire
Ω Psyche and Ganymede (Naruto U!) - ItachixKonan, college fic; T-M; Part I is missing, will look for in old hard drives

She was his teacher. Plus, she was married.
And he always had been after a challenge.

In Naruto University, Itachi was one of the most talented students they had. Not almost perfect, but perfect. At everything. He skipped a lot of grades, and now at twenty-two, was the youngest who was taking his second masters degree under Prof. Nagato Konan. Her personality wasn't all that, but she looked pretty damn good that no one really believed she was almost forty.

And it didn't take long for him to find out about her private life, how she wished it to be perfect, but couldn't. The rumors that she wanted a child but couldn't conceive seemed to be true, but as he remembered his biology teacher said before, getting hands-on is one of the best keys to learn.
Ω Blindsided (Naruto U!) SasukexSakura, college fic; T-M (companion fic to Psyche and Ganymede)

'Cause friends with benefits
Was more than he could handle

He proposes something he never once thought he'd regret.

STORY SCALE
Future fics.

Libra: Scales of Research - (OrochimaruHinata) A strange twist of fate makes him realize the humanity that lay dormant inside him.
Gods of Destruction - Gods of Vindication sequel.
Gods of Resurrection - companion/prequel fic to Gods of Vindication. Story of Orochimaru and Tsunade.
Orpheus' Requiem - Sephiroth wasn't Hojo's. He was Vincent's. VincentLucrecia
Syzygy - He can bring her back, for a price. Tifa is willing, but does he choose his loyal childhood friend, or his first love? Aerith. Cloud. Tifa.
December Schadenfreude - (SasuSakuKarin Abuse fic) After they took him back, he was changed. Powerful. Abusive. Hurting. All his turbulent past catching up to him. Yet, she embraced it all.
Scorpio: Synthesize - (Konan POV) You never forget your first.
Noir et Blanc - Sakura. Medical student. Intern. SCIENTIST. Sasuke. Addict. Lab rat. TEST SUBJECT. Illegal.Human.Research.
The Mistake - (SasuHina multichap) Let's say that Itachi and Kisame were supposed to take Sasuke and Sakura as hostage for Naruto. That is, supposed. "Who is that?""The girl! You said I'll kidnap the girl, right?""... I know I said a girl, but I wasn't referring to the Hyuuga."
Kaleidoscope - Itachi sees a lot of things he shouldn't: Illusions Konan wanted. It was so real they hurt.
The Harbringers - The Council deemed Sasuke to be executed as traitor. For Naruto and Sakura, they would go to the utmost lengths to save him, even break every rule and run away...
Battle Medic - (multichap) I am Haruno Sakura. I don't work at the hospital, I'm not restricted to the status of wearing high-collared lab coats and white biohazard suits with the red cross up front. I fight alongside my team, and I witness every heartwrenching scene that causes the injuries I heal.
Color Her Crimson - (Springfire rewrite) There are secrets to the Mangekyou. And he's out to kill her for it.
Dirty Little Secret - (SasuSaku) The secret's out, Sasuke's gay!
Coffin For Rent - (Gen fic) On parents day, the whole Team Seven visit every one of theirs. Every single one.
Seventh Heaven - Bartenders have a job requiring them to be part psychiatrists or advisers. Now let's try and ask the one in Konoha...
Excerpts from the Diary of Mikoto Uchiha - "You know what this means, right, Bastard? RIGHT? It means MY dad, banged YOUR mom, and you can't do anything about it." These are the things that never get written in history books, and they're finding out right now. (MinatoxMikoto)
The Uzumaki Effect - (My Sabotage extension) In the things that really matter, Sasuke always loses to Naruto. Always.
Smoke and Mirrors - (ItachiTsunami) She looked like Mikoto.
Knight in Bloodstained Armor - (SakuSasuKarin; ItachiKonanPein) "I... love you." But I know you love her. "You're heaven in this mess." And he takes you away from me.
Violence and Vanilla - (LightningStorm FFvXIII AU) A one-way rift between dimensions. And then... their worlds collide.
Asperatus Wreck - (ItachiKonan) She turned slowly to look at him over her shoulder - "Who is she?" "Dude. She's expensive." "What?" - and he'd blown off a semester's tuition fee for one night.
Callous - Wow. If she'd ever seen an epic catfight between men, this must be it. It looked so gay. NejiInoSai.
Psychomachia - (Kyuubi POV) He watched the baby squalling before his cage. "Shut up!" It kept crying, snot-nosed and red-faced. "I AM KURAMA, SHUT UP!" Dear kami-sama, what the hell did he do to deserve this?
The Uchiha Empire - ... came crashing down around Sasuke as a fraud on the news. Taken into the care of a law officer's family, he learns to appreciate the ordinary. AU SasuSaku

misc
(If it doesn't open, take out the Fanfiction part of the link because for some reason FF keeps adding it even though I never put it in there.)

Torture Room, Gods of Vindication, and My Sabotage in Vietnamese translated by xoigoi.labang (the very first translator to contact me).

Gods of Vindication line art of Chapter 2's last scene, by Laniol (first ever fanart I got. :D).

Gods of Vindication line art inspired by Chapter 12, by dolce-bebe (second fanart for GoV).

Update (June 20, 2012)

Ω WHY?! Goddamnit. Had been editing a load of crap on my former stories, fixing tenses and typos and fillers and unnecessary details and whatnot, then suddenly a friend says, "Hey, the new Naruto chapter is up. Here's the link." And so I click the link and then BAM.

Right in my face. DEARSWEETKAMISAMA- Goddamn you Itachi, just GODDAMN YOU.

Itachi has now successfully distracted me from my editing and I am on a rampage to finish Damage Control. This is just so freaking... ERGH. It's so bittersweet, ASDLKJLDSFO -stomps sobbing into the corner-

Update (June 29th 2016)

Ω Wow. Just... wow. This page is still alive, lmao

Well, my Facebook page is seemingly just as dead as I've been these past few years. I'm sorry, really. When real life calls, it really calls. Not just a, "Hi! How are you?" but the psycho screaming in your ear kind of call. Yes.

My to-do list involves landing JustPlainRii so much reviews for In The Blood, something I haven't followed up on because ohgad I'm so mean. It's finally finished but apparently I dropped off the face of Gaia and now I haven't done anything.

Erm... yes. So this is basically an update to tell everyone I'm still alive. And kicking. I don't like to make any more promises about timelines on updating because I'm pretty sure those will be railroaded by some other pressing matters as soon as I make them, so... if you want any info on any progress, just follow me instead on FB and let's see where it goes. But if you're chill with waiting on this site for the actual update since I probably won't be cleaning up this profile for some time again, then that's cool too. :D