The Recapper of Badasseryhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Jurassic Park, Star Trek: 2009, and Sherlock Holmes. Once upon a time, I was known as Rocket Happy. Then I stopped writing fanfics, choosing to read them instead while I wrote my own original stories. But then I started recapping movies I watched, and thus I was reborn as The Recapper of Badassery. It is an ironic title, seeing as anybody who's anybody knows I am the furthest thing from badass. I'm just obnoxious and loud and foul-mouthed. Movies I have recapped/am currently recapping: Movies I plan to recap: (I would love for anybody to message me with suggestions for movies they'd like to see recapped! :D You can PM me on this site or you can IM me on AIM (my username is "rockett happyy") with your suggestions. I really like doing these recaps and I want to do a lot more, so please don't be shy! You could be introducing me to movies I've never seen before!) WARNING!! My recaps should not be read by those who cannot handle extreme coarse language, ruthless sarcasm, abuse of the caps lock key, support for homosexuality, House, M.D. references, squealing, veering off-topic for a brief story about my own personal life, use of terms from TV Tropes, christening characters/animals/objects just for the hell of it, topics of a sexual nature that include but are not limited to: "that's what she said" moments, pointing out phallic objects, begging character(s) regardless of their gender to engage in sexual relations with myself, etc. Thank you, and enjoy my idiotic recaps. :D UPDATE, 10/6/2010: You guys, I am sooo sorry for not updating A Very Foul-Mouthed Recap: SHERLOCK HOLMES. My absence over the summer break is due to - get this - I have no fucking clue where the DVD is. Seriously, it's gone. It was in my DVD player one night and the next it was gone, and I have no idea what happened to it. It's not even my movie, it's my sister's, so if it doesn't turn up soon I'm going to get her a replacement and then GET BACK TO THE FUCKING RECAP, because I've missed doing it so much. D: Anyway, I just felt like I had to let you all know that I definitely have not abandoned it or anything. I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to your PMs! Once I get back on track with the recap, I'll start replying again, I promise. But I have added the suggestions you've sent me to the list up there, so don't think you don't have my tremendous gratitude for putting up with me! I love you guys. |
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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Oddballs by CalebKing reviews
100 drabbles about Kyouya and Haruhi, from the challenge at 100 Situations. Under renovation right now; expect a few new chapters when the construction is done.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 106 - Words: 87,321 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
The Honeymoon From Heck by Gnom DePlume reviews
Movieverse AU - A butterfly flapped its wings, the fates aligned, and they went down the wrong leg of the trousers of time: Lydia says, "I do," but what happens next?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
The Dragon and the Siren by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Zutara, Hades x Persephone inspired. In a land of gods and spirits, Katara is the daughter of the Sea, and Zuko is the powerful and reclusive God of the Fire Realms. Zuko has been pining for her for too long... so he finally takes action.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,362 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fast Forward by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Third in the trilogy. Seq to Press Play. This is the best thing that could be happening, but it's never that simple. You always knew that it wasn't going to be easy, but no-one ever told you that it was going to be this hard. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,162 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stone Deep by Soul of Ashes reviews
ZukoToph. Sometimes we fear what we can't see. Oh Goddess, another chapter?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Zuko, Toph
Making A Home by Ranma15177 reviews
When a beautiful young woman decides to end the misery of her life, Carlisle picks up the pieces and helps her live again. Carlsile X Esme with young Edward in all his sardonic, sarcastic glory as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
A Study in Situations by KCS reviews
Drabble series. Using a LiveJournal prompt table, 100 situations in exactly 100 words each. Multiple POVs and genres, nonslash, no particular time frame, no particular order. Rated for room to play. Prompt #69 - Faint.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Greg House's Super Secret Blog by fourleggedfish reviews
House's blog, which nobody knows he writes. House's POV, first-person. To be updated as often as I can...sorry for the long break.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - G. House
Data, Data, Data by Anneka Neko reviews
ONESHOT. Sometimes, Holmes wasn’t sure what the appeal of the outside world was. Holmes has a bad day. Implied slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Fragility by Anneka Neko reviews
ONESHOT. Ever since Watson left with HER, Holmes has been so alone. Implied slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Five and One: Spock Wins, Usually by Penbrydd reviews
For the crackmeme. Spock vs. Jim in TOS inevitably ends with Spock whupping the tar out of Jim. In the nu!verse, Jim gets one win. Sort of. In a way. It's like winning, but with more fail.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5x Bones Picked Up the Pieces and 1x It Was Spock by Penbrydd reviews
Five times my title was too long for this site... Jim's a disaster area, and the whole of the Enterprise is aware of this fact. Good thing he's got two best friends to keep him out of trouble. Slightly disgusting. Contains much medical shenaniganery.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Maestro of the Ages by BandGeek58407 reviews
Spoilers for 6x01 "Broken." It's odd how being ripped asunder gives you wings: Freedom Master's backstory.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Freedom Master - Complete
The Simple Act of Waking by BandGeek58407 reviews
-"So, this is the story you made up about who you are. It's a nice one." "Too bad it isn't true." Even if you know what you want, occasionally you need someone looking over your shoulder to push you in the right direction. H/W No smut
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
From Under the Shadows by BandGeek58407 reviews
From under the shadows of Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital bursts the truth so long ignored. H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The First Time by aetin reviews
15 snippets of Kirk and Spock's lives set to a "first time" theme. Written for a prompt asking to see these two together, but in a slow progression.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Delusional by endsoftime reviews
It's not easy having to determine what's real and what isn't, but when it's the only thing you've ever had, there isn't really much choice...SLASH OR NOT, WHATEVER YOU WANT
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/12/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
RICE in Reverse by Phate Phoenix reviews
AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her. House/Wilson, canon!House/Cuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
B Is For Bromance by Cardio Necrosis reviews
When it came to arguments, House could have discussions about the most inane topics ever to have been conceived, and as far as ridiculous conversations went, this had to somewhere near the top of the list.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6399 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
5 Ways Kirk and Spock Did Not Meet by waterpulse reviews
...and one way they did. “Really?” Jim crosses his arms. “Well…I drove a car off a cliff.”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ut Conuenerat Esse Delicatos by glindalupin reviews
During the Affair of the Counterfeit Countess, Watson discoveres his amorous regard for a certain consulting detective dressed in the garb of a countess from a small Balkan nation. Hilarity and reciprocated affection eventually ensue.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Poor Spock by MissJesselle reviews
Rumor has it that Kirk and Spock are an item.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Simplicity of Skin by Penbrydd reviews
Crackmeme prompt: anonymouse asked for 'tummy love'. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Metaphorically Speaking by Unworthy reviews
A short oneshot about the heavy drinking that followed the very first meeting between House and Wilson. Wilson doesn't understand his new friend's metaphors, especially while inebriated. K-plus for booze.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
A Cat By Any Other Name by Penbrydd reviews
Spock gets a kitten, but knows nothing about the finer points of interacting with felines, so he turns to the captain for assistance. Hilarity ensues. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Sleep Is For the Unmotivated by Penbrydd reviews
Five times Jim Kirk slept with someone, in a notable fashion, and the one time he actually fell asleep with someone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Breaking Beauty by Breaking.Down.Slowly reviews
Edward. Once a proud, arrogant millionaire he is now cold and alone. A beast. Bella. An innocent girl just learning to be a proper young lady in the modern world. A beauty. But fairytales aren’t reality. ExB. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,097 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Human After All by Bonomania reviews
House comes into work wearing something unusual. Naturally, Wilson is confused. "'Oh,' he says in a half whisper and everything seems to make sense."
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Love Story by SunnyDropped reviews
Songfic to Love Story by Taylor Swift. AlicexJasper, very sweet. Alice meets Jasper at a ball hosted by her father; it's love at first sight but her daddy doesn't approve. Can they still be together despite this obnoxious obsticle? R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Turn Out the Lights by BandGeek58407 reviews
Fast forward to House and Cuddy's wedding. Wilson's the best man and would rather be anywhere else in the world, or dead. Dead works too. But maybe that's just the amphetamines talking. Huddy, Hilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - J. Wilson - Complete
Admission by BandGeek58407 reviews
Suddenly you understand how women can fall for him like dominos because he's so intoxicating you can't think of anything else...You wonder absently if he's changed his name to Vicodin and yours to Addict." Post-Mayfield. H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Good Times by Lanaea reviews
K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Table Head by fsfdafds reviews
LOL WUT?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Complications by Maverickson reviews
It's Christmas in July and Wilson is Jewish.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House
Conscious Desire by in vegas lights reviews
House begins viewing his fantasies as reality. One-shot based off the promo for Under My Skin. Brief House/Cuddy, House/Wilson. Spoilers for season 5.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
100 words by fsfdafds reviews
Words are nothing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009
Getting to Know You by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S. Could be taken as pre-slash or just friendship. Jim's not a science officer, but he's kind of inclined to analyse one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Thing with Feathers by blackmare reviews
I don't trust myself anymore, Wilson, but I do trust you. Set during and just after the season 5 finale.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Intellectual Stimulation by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Kirk and Spock will be friends, one day...maybe today.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Long Road by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, kind of a tie-in to 'Silver in the Dark'. Some spoilers for the new movie. After Kirk's death, Spock carries on. Could be seen as either K/S or K&S, just as with its predecessor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Spock Prime - Complete
Silver in the Dark by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot. K/S or K&S, depending on how you read into it. Takes place shortly after Kirk's death in Generations.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Box of Drabbles and Ficlets by Bonomania reviews
A helping of completely unrelated drabbles and ficlets that I will update as the mood takes me. House, Wilson, motorbikes, rain, man-kissings, food, anything and everything. I am also open to suggestions from anyone, just to keep the ol' juices flowing.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Master of Sails by MorganBonny reviews
Will doesn't know a foreyard from a mains'l stay, and Jack's vocabulary takes an interesting turn. CotBP. Broken Compass Forum's Drabble prompt 'Master'. All reviews welcomed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Quite Contrary by htebazytook reviews
House/Wilson, OC. What must those other people in the elevator think?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Be Awake by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. Love like a series of sharp blows to the head.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Shing Sparkle Sparkle by BandGeek58407 reviews
It wasn't just the pocket protector. Unbeknownst to House, Wilson's geek streak ran deep, and he was about to be outed. H/W friendship. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Twilight Controversy by serenityturmoil reviews
L loves Twilight, but Light doesn't. Not really much else to explain. Oneshot, non-yaoi, a bit OOC for L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Gorillaz: Rock It by Vilsy reviews
The foursome are wandering in a rather frightening and surreal wasteland. This is an account of how Murdoc, Noodle, Russell, and 2D may have found themselves there. Next yearly chapter update complete! Har har.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005
Lolita in Hong Kong by StrangeL0ve reviews
Nick/Cassie. After the movie ends, they have to bunk up someplace for the night, don't they? And it's just the two of them. For the first time. *ALL ALONE.* Awkwardness, among other things, ensues.
Push - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Cassie H., Nick G. - Complete
In Return by BandGeek58407 reviews
House likes revenge, even at the momentary cost of his eardrums. Drabble-ish. Set after "Alone."
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Kurosaki Ichigo's Worst Nightmare by Oreithyia reviews
Kurosaki Isshin decides it is time he and his son have- The Talk. Poor Ichigo may not survive, especially when Rukia has her hand in it. Serious Crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Writers Block by Dystopiac reviews
Movieverse. Whilst in the afterlife waiting room, Beetlejuice attempts to write Lydia a letter, explaining how he feels about her. However, after several attempts at a romantic love letter, he decides to write something more suitable for him.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Ursa Fructose by BandGeek58407 reviews
In which Edward buys a six pound bag of very inedible gummy bears and refuses to share anyway. Cue chaos. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward - Complete
Yoga Lessons by vesperh reviews
Yoga is good for relieving tension, Ishida has heard. Though not if you're the one watching. Ishida/Orihime, Matsumoto/teasing, Hitsugaya/pencil.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Paternity by Katiesmom07 reviews
House/Wilson pre-slash to light-slash fic set just after "Paternity" S1E2 . Since House was willing to pay for the DNA test to not do his clinic hours, they decide to play a game where one puts a price on what the other wants.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Speak by Dystopiac reviews
Movieverse. Lydia hadn’t said a word about that night. Instead, she thought she could bury it away, but she was wrong. These things have a way of coming back at you. No matter how hard you deny it.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Encouragement by The Narrator reviews
POSTSERIES FREEDOM FIGHTERS Apparently, the Freedom Fighters are getting impatient with Longshot and his inability to confess certain things to Bee... OMAKE ADDED for entertainment purposes only
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Longshot, Jet - Complete
Escaping Sol by Ranma15177 reviews
Bella is forever changed by her second encounter with the Volturi. Now it is up to all of the Cullens to find out the secrets of the mysterious Lillith, the intentions of the Volturi, and the fate of the 'Innocent.' Chapter 24 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,247 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Temptation by littlestkitten reviews
Hanatarou may just be a little too tempting, especially when he's sucking on candy canes like they're . . . well, like they're something. Ganjyu/Hanatarou
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hanatarō Y., Ganju S. - Complete
Overkill of a Musical Metaphor by Band8PGeek reviews
Duck Dodgers. Even if we are to believe that life and music are one and the same, for how long can this metaphor be sustained before the core of the story is overridden? Not very. Some Marv/Dodgers...uh...smut? Would you call it smut?
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Backtrack by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Companion fic to Rewind. No-one knows where she's from or why she's there. She's a mystery. He's determined to find out who she is, but may be putting his own secrets at risk; secrets that are far more dangerous... secrets that are lethal. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,376 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Swinging by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Hot girls, y'know, they make your insides go all fluttery, your head spin, your heart beat faster. Gazzy only wished he knew what Iggy was on about. Slash Gazzy/Iggy, Max/Nudge ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Iggy - Complete
Why Uncles Are Useful by whitereflections12 reviews
Problem with bullies? No one can fix that better than a nice, grizzly sized Uncle Emmett. Problems with an annoying guy you're not in the least interested in? Uncle Jasper can take care of emotions like NOBODY else. : This is just some misc. fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Independent Study by TimeTurnerForSale reviews
A HGSS one-shot. "Quite a vocabulary."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On The Prowl by two hours' traffic reviews
Nessie has convinced her uncle to play hide-and-seek with her. What she doesn't know is that he's a huge spoilsport, and needs a few pointers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
From: Nessie To: Jasper by Miss Southern Belle reviews
After a day shopping with her family, Nessie has a gift that she can't wait to give to her Uncle Jasper. Emmett can't wait for her to give it to him either.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
Press Play by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Second in the trilogy. Seq Rewind. You twist, you turn. Dreams change, hopes build. Things change when you least expect it. Are you prepared to lose everything? TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,894 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
The Story of Carlisle by Laceyyyyy reviews
This is our parody of Carlisle Cullen's life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
A Million Ways To Say I Love You by Something Greater reviews
A thousand foot drop, a sickly bear, a humiliating attack, and a bone chilling lake. What's this? A series of shorts ficlits with all the pairings you want to see, and then some you can't handle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Neurotically Obsessed by FallenMystery reviews
Oliver has always been obsessed with Katie. I mean, Quidditch. Katie has always been neurotic. Which is kind of Oliver's fault. Well, entirely Oliver's fault. So is the fact that she's flying for Puddlemere United. Calamity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,020 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Blue Lagoon by llacerta reviews
A collection of short stories. Primoris Deis- Randall has a rather interesting first day at work.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Babysitting by SunnyDropped reviews
Jasper is totally not thrilled with the idea of babysitting Renesmee. But soon enough, he learns that having a half-human niece comes with wonderful benefits. Rated for a make out scene and Emmett's sense of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Just My Luck by HorcruxFinder reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob's finally found the love of his life, but what's he going to do when an overprotective father gets in the way? Jacob/Nessie Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lost & Found by LoyalistEternal reviews
Many years later, the closet door opens one last time. Just three short drabbles.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 213 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Inches Away by CrystalBrooke reviews
Do you know," Jared said slowly. "I've sat next to you all year and I haven't a clue what your name is?" My heart sank. Of course he had no idea who I was. I was stupid to think every feeling I had was reciprocated. Kim/Jared. My 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Bugs by katydidit reviews
My sister, the strong, intelligent, homicide detective who works out every single damn day of the week and who wouldn't be caught dead squealing or giggling, is afraid of bugs.
Dexter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
The Genius by Prix'Fixe reviews
All Katara had was a cursed prince who claimed he could give her anything...yet he kept twisting words and messing up simple wishes/AU/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Never Existed by SunnyDropped reviews
Twilight fanfic in Edward's POV. It takes place right after he leaves Bella in New Moon. You get to see how he copes with leaving her and what it does to him. Rated T for language and other mature references in later chapters. Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Creams and Donfessions by SunnyDropped reviews
One word: Crazy! Set in Stephenie Meyer's point of view. She's recounting an encounter with her 26 main characters, and they aren't exactly who she imagined them as. Haha I'm bad at summaries. Rated T for some mature and retarded references. R&R, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
The Trials of Motherhood by Alyson Metallium reviews
A multishortfic sequel to The Enigma Challenge focusing on Zuko and his new pet turtleduck. For particulars, read chapters 13 of TEC for details of just HOW Zuko got a pet turtleduck. Eventual Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Enough by Dani Zatara reviews
Sweeney has finally had enough. He decides to take matters into his own hands.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Love and Quidditch by HorcruxFinder reviews
It didn't take Katie long to discover that life gets much more difficult when you're in love with your Quidditch captain. Will she be able to win Oliver's heart? And more importantly, can she keep it? Which is more important: Love or Quidditch? KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,293 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Pinch Me by Rebecca Dearest reviews
Avenue Q- Nicky receives a reality check from Princeton. He's never imagined moving away from Rod, and when Princeton warns him that he will one day have to move into his own place, Nicky tries to imagine life without Rod, and confusion ensues. R/N
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Let's Go to This Drive Thru by writing love on your arms reviews
There's a reason why you never let Emmett and Jasper go to a drive-thru.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
One Hit Wonder by pollicem reviews
Harry and Severus bet on who would make a better rock star. Tight pants ensue. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mending by Fandomme reviews
Zuko tries to stitch things up. Literally. Part One of the Three Chores series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Only Survival by merduff reviews
Five reasons why House hates Wilson and one why he doesn't. Spoilers for 97 Seconds and previous seasons.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/16/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Noodle Has Three Daddies by Senri reviews
Alternately, five times the Gorillaz boys have 'parented' Noodle.
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Checkmate by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
It was only to be expected that two such intellects would meet in a game of chess, never mind their alignments with good or evil. And, for the duration of a game, perhaps they could forget that they were on opposite sides.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Blossom, Mojo Jojo - Complete
The Truth About Scorpius by DebMoor reviews
Nobody really believes Draco when he tries to explain that Scorpius Malfoy literally has no mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by SunnyDropped reviews
LilyxJames songfic to Your Guardian Angel by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. It's told in James's point of view and it's rated for a millisecond of minor language and because I'm weird. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's 34B by tanyart reviews
[oneshot] Max walks in on Fang while he’s secretly doing the laundry. He screws up and now he’s thinking about more than just a pile of dirty clothes. [fax!fluff]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Of Vampires, Bears and Friendly Banter by Kingfishers reviews
Carlisle convinces Aro to try animal blood. Aro has an interesting reaction.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Minimum Walk: The Failed Parody by tanyart reviews
Max meets her counterpart, a flamingoavian hybrid named Mini. Jeb is livid, the Flock is baffled, unicorns don't exist... and quite predictably, things go horribly wrong. So what else is new?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Whisper by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Salon by streco reviews
It started with a simple haircut... and ended up with three mutants fighting for their hair's life. Iggy tries to cut Max's hair, and then screws it up, and she goes after FangOH NO! [Oneshot, ahha, humor fic. HAIRCUT TIME FOR THE FLOCK!]mild language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Peculiar Institution by J. K. Baduini reviews
In a world where the Scream Extractor is a name on every tongue and human children have become part of the workforce, Randall Boggs makes an irrational decision and has to deal with the consequences. AU.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
All Alone by SunnyDropped reviews
Told from Ginny's point of view. Post Deathly Hallows. Harry's disappeared and she's all alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Finally by SunnyDropped reviews
This is a RonHermione shipping story in Ron's view. It's my first fanfic that I actually finished so please tell me what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Sonata for the Death and the Strawberry by Dawn Shard reviews
Arguing, fighting, making up and out, and enjoying the leisures of high school life. That's what Rukia and Ichigo experience in this humorous tale. But don't disregard their antics. It always leads to fluff, sweet fluff. [Rated T. IchiRuki]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Siblings by 1ceuponatime reviews
From what he knows, brothers within commoner families fight all the time. Kyoya OneShot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
The Wait by Delano reviews
JPOV. Jasper's thoughts while Alice and Bella are in Italy to save Edward. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Knowledge by metro.max reviews
Longshot always knew, even if others didn't. [oneshot, Smellershot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Toph's Date by Firegurl92 reviews
Toph is going out on a date with Longshot. . .and Zuko doesn't like it! Toko, with hint of Tongshot. Rated for possible future chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Byakuya's Question by Crimzy reviews
Ichigo and Rukia go to Soul Society to run a simple errand. Ichigo is informed that Byakuya wants to speak with him about an important matter that Rukia failed to explain before. Written for an IchiRuki Drabble Challenge.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Girl Trouble by Crimzy reviews
Rukia's gigai starts acting strangely and it has a function that she has never experienced before. Ichigo reluctantly helps her with the situation while Karin becomes suspicious of her brother's sudden odd behavior.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 3,989 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Bells of Christmas by Dakyu reviews
You don't have to be able to see the lights to be able to enjoy Christmas. Oneshot Zoph
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Some People Were Just Meant to be Unicycles by L. Dora Willows reviews
“Well, I mean you, and Ron, and Hermione, you’re rather like a muggle tricycle, aren’t you?” “We’re like a – what?” He failed to see how he and his two best friends resembled a form of transportation reserved for muggle children. RHr, HG, onesided LunaRon
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Origins of Marv by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Marvin the Martian fans rejoice: released to the public for the first time ever is the story of how Chuck Jones came up with such a unique character!
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Our Final Curtain by Phoebonica reviews
Lemony and Olaf both know it shouldn't end like this. But they can't work out how it is supposed to end. T for language and dark themes.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Shine a Light by marginaliana reviews
PostNo Reason. Wilson reflects and reacts. Contains foul language and mentions of suicide.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Waiting a Long Time by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Someone Watching by Phoebonica reviews
Kit hasn't seen her little brother in a while...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Kit S., Lemony S. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3944 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Wear the Grudge Like a Crown by Stephantom reviews
A piece about the night Tom Marvolo Riddle travelled to Hangleton and murdered his father. What thoughts were going through his mind? What were his motives? Originally titled The Turning Point
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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A Very Foul Mouthed Recap: SHERLOCK HOLMES reviews
A recap of Sherlock Holmes. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap: STAR TREK reviews
A recap of Star Trek. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is is safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about and hour or two of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap reviews
A recap of the first Jurassic Park movie. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,278 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
