But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

- Somebody That I Used To Know Gotye

PROFILE WAS LAST UPDATED ON 24TH NOVEMBER 2011

News
(The Just Updated Section)

CURRENT

South Park - The People You Meet (Chapter 1 is Up)
South Park - The Improper Use Of Mobiles (Chapter 17 is Up)
Trinity Blood - Major (Chapter 4 is Up)
Naruto - Fight Me! (Chapter 16 is Up)
Naruto - Through The Fire And The Flames (Chapter 4 is Up)

Note To Readers
(The News Section)

Gigantic revamp of my page. Stories will die, stories will continue, and stories shall be reborn.

The Improper Use of Mobiles is taking a short break in the bahamas, then coming back with a tan and couple of hot islanders. Major will very soon be completed, with only one more chapter til the end. Quatremain is being thrown on the burner for now, but may be reborn at a later date. Don't Even think About It! is also a goner for the moment, although there is quite a strong likelyhood of that one coming back. Fight Me! and Through the Fire and the Flames are both going on Hiatus, but not being removed. And The Truth Beneath the Rose is being scraped.

Sorry to anyone who is disappointed. Congratulations to anyone who gives a damn.

Peace
Peeve

Me
(The Conceited Section)

Hello There!

I'm Peeve... I live in Perth, Western Australia. I have an aptitude for getting myself into sticky situations. Some humorous to look back on, others not so much.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Favourites
(The About Me Section)

Bands
Rise Against
Dragon Force
The Herd
TZU
Butterfingers
Hilltop Hoods
Astronomy Class
Urthboy
Count Bounce
Matisyahu
Cascada
Eiffel 65
Coldplay
Within Temptation
Nightwish
If I like, I like it, if I don't, I don't.

Movies
Harry Potter
Chronicles of Narnia
Lord of the Rings
FullMetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa
TMNT
Stargate: Continuum
Naruto Shippuden Movie: Bonds
Bleach: The Diamond Dust Rebellion

Shows
Trinity Blood
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
South Park
Supernatural
Stargate SG1
Stargate Atlantis
Scrubs
Ouran High School Host Club
Naruto
Bleach
Firefly
Farscape
Fruits Basket
FullMetal Alchemist

Books
Trinity Blood
FullMetal Alchemist
Ouran High School Host Club
Rozen Maiden
Penguin Brothers
Let Dai
Absolute Boyfriend
Naruto
Bleach

Characters
Tres Iqus (Trinity Blood)
Petros Orcini (Trinity Blood)
Pope Alessandro XIV (Trinity Blood)
Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
Toushirou Hitsugaya (Bleach)
Shino Aburame (Naruto)
Neji Hyuuga (Naruto)
Kiba Inuzuka (Naruto)
Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist)
Alphonse Elric (FullMetal Alchemist)
Takashi Morinozuka (Ouran High School Host Club)
Kyo Soma (Fruits Basket)
Michelangelo(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Donatello (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Soushi (Absolute Boyfriend)
Stan Marsh (South Park)
Craig Nommel (South Park)
Kyle Broflovski (South Park)
Kenny McCormack (South Park)
Clyde Donovan (South Park)
Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
Martouf (Stargate SG1)
Jonas Quinn (Stargate SG1)
Dean Whinchester (Supernatural)

What Makes Me Tick
(The Likes Section)

Coffee - I don't drink it anymore because I was at a risk of caffeine overdose. It's sad. Sworn off my lifes blood.

FanFiction.net - Best internet site on the internet. Did you know more people visit Fanfiction in a month then the number of people signed up to MySpace and Facebook combined. That is a fact, I read it somewhere but I can't remember where.

Bishi - What? What girl isn't a sucker for a good looking guy (I'm excluding characters like Haruhi from this blanket group... people like that are beyond comprehension).

As a side note I have recently self-diagnosed myself with minor character syndrome. If you suffer from a similar affliction you will understand that always having a favourite character who doesn't feature prodominantly in the book/show that you like you can get very frustrated. Currently, however, I found the best medicine for this is a brief visit to FanFiction.net. IT WORKS!

What Makes Me Get Ticked Off
(The Hates Section)

Sore Throats - They make eating rather uncomfortable. And they are usually accompanied by an ungodly cough. I have a cold at the moment.

Cold Custard - My mum keeps trying to make me eat it. I don't want to bloody eat it, ok!

Mary-Sues - It's so easy to fall into the trap of the Mary-Sue. Us OC writers are faced with the difficulty of making sure our own characters don't wander to far into this rather undefined grey area of life. It's really bad when someone tells you your character is a little Mary Sue. It makes you want to shoot your character.

Published
(The Somewhat Creative Section)

The Improper Use of Mobiles - In Progress

Tracey, Aged 16, official student social worker. Wouldn't it be nice if that were my job. But no, instead I get stuck picking up the pieces of other peoples lives. If if that isn't enough to get me ticked off, everyone thinks I'm gulliable and will do anything you ask. Even go out with them. Think again South Park, think again. This year I am going to show you all how nice a person I am and how truely annoyed I get when four guys end up thinking they can get a piece of this. Not this Tracy Mitchells, nah-ah.

... but what if you really mean you love me?

Major - In Progress

I have lived in Istvan my entire life. I grew up here with my family and I will always call myself a true Hungarian because of it. Yet, sometimes that is nothing to be proud of. This city is decaying, its once proud brillance reduced to nothing in the wake of Count Gyula's rein. Yet still I stay here, someone like me can never leave, my soul is bound to this city and it's fate is mine. So I am here, clinging to life, waiting for the renewal we all long for, but many believe will not come. Yet, I believe the new Major could change things for us.

I trust the man with the gunmetal eyes.

Fight Me! - Hiatus

In the Udai clan there is a legend. They say that one day a child will be born with the power of the Iron Fist and the Shouraigan. For many years it was believed to be impossible, until Chi Udai was born. Knowing how her power was great her family trained her to use both powers to the best of her ability. She was never sure of her power, so she chose the path less taken. She was determined to fight the most powerful member of every major clan, and her first target was Neji Hyuuga. Now, after so many years away from Konoha she has returned... and apparently she doesn't really care so much. Now what she really cares about it protecting her friendship with Shino Aburame.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Through the Fire and the Flame - Hiatus

So much was lost to us in the Last Great Ninja War. Our homes, our land, our pride, our strength, our history. Somehow, from what was left, we managed to rebuild some stability between our great nations. Yet still we fight; only now our wars are waged in secret. We have a common goal which holds this shaky alliance in place. The Bijuu. They are our pinnacle of hope, the only light in our world of darkness. Their whereabouts is unknown, their nature a complete mystery to us. All we know: they hold power beyond all imagining. Holding just one of them would spell doom for our enemies.

And we, the ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, we will be the ones to hold them all.

Recommended Reading
(The Showing Off Other People's Work Section)

No Longer Responsible - By Vilsy

Based around TMNT 2007 Movie. A month or so after the Max Winters incident, Leonardo drives his brothers fiercely to rebuild them as a team. Though Raphael has fallen back into line, an unlikely brother starts to display unrest. Angsty.

That's College Life For Ya - By Tabbikatt

After being forced out of Oxford, Kyle decides to go and be with his friends, Stan and Kenny, at South Park Community College. Unfortunately, Stan is less than happy to see him. Rated for language; slash in later chapters.

Unadulterated Supernatural Crack - By Rae666

A collection of crack drabbles based on the “What would Dean say if…” thread over at These are my answers to some of the many hilarious questions asked.

Silence After The Rain - By payapa

What would happen to Tres after Caterina's mission is over? Spoilers from Trinity Blood Canon. CaterinaxTres. One shot. Rated T just to be sure.

Clavicula Nox - By doomkiri

William wonders just what he has stumbled into when he decides to catch up with Isaac Butler. And it's not just Father Abel we're talking about. AU, WxI, in progress.

Special Mentions
(The Thankyou Section)

doomkiri - the girl who got me onto Trinity Blood... and enivitably is always the first to buy the new volumes when they come out... resulting in me borrowing them and reading them... excessively... and taking my time to return them.

omg.u.killed.kenny - someone who actually bothered to take the time out of her busy schedule and write me a message telling me how awesome I am. For that I am thankful. I'm so sad she left FanFiction. R.I.P.

Quotes
(The I'm Bored Section)

In the Vatican, the Killing Doll known as Father Tres Iqus (development number being HC-IIIX) was preoccupied with his current mission: typing up both his and Abel’s reports of their last mission. Having the Krusnik as his partner often meant the Gunslinger was stuck doing both their reports, since Abel had a tendency to let this incredibly trivial duty slide.

If Tres was human, he would have rolled his eyes and sighed in exasperation. But he was not, so the Gunslinger did neither of those things, and merely continued working. Finally, just as the battle android was about to hit the “Save As…” option, the computer froze.

At first, Tres had not realized this so he clicked a few more times. When he did notice, a vague expression of annoyance appeared in his usually blank features and he shook the monitor. The screen turned blue and white letters appeared, saying, “There has been a systematic failure and the system must now shut down. All unsaved files will be lost.”

That did it. The Gunslinger stood up and aimed at the computer. “Negative. You are not supposed to shut down.” More letters appeared on the screen. “The system will shut down in ten seconds.”

A gunshot pierced the silence of the AX Dept.

Roughly three minutes and twenty-four seconds later, Father William W. Wordsworth and Father Vaclav Havel rushed into the room. “Father Tres, did something happen!?”

Wordlessly, Tres holstered his gun. “Affirmative. It would not comply with what I asked.” With that, he stepped away from the damaged computer and walked towards the door and out of the room, leaving them to gape in shock at the smoldering wreckage.

The Lines Between Flesh & Steel - ValarSpawn

So Iruka was in class one day and he looked out the window and all of a sudden it occurred to him that he was in love with Kakashi. Oh yeah, just like That. Even though they barely knew each others names, and the only times they had ever spoken before were not on friendly terms ("They are no longer your students, now they are my soldiers" he remembered Kakashi saying") but nonetheless Kakashi was really quite attractive even though he really couldn't see his face most of the time but he was really quite sure that he was right about that, and after all he was another guy about his age and Iruka was totally into that.

His thoughts kept trailing back to Kakashi throughout the day, and it was sort of distracting his teachings. His mind wandered to Kakashi's fine, hot, sexy body... at least, he was pretty sure he had a fine, hot, sexy body... it was sort of hard to tell... but he was sure at least that he had a beautiful... eye... and his, um... hair! It was so... gray. Then there was the... sort of general shape of his face...

And that ass! My God, what a gorgeous ass!

The All Purpose Naruto Yaoi Fan Fiction - Ninja Shen

Al gasped; he, too, was remembering Luna. His brother hadn't been able to show his face for a week after that little incident. He was that embarrassed. With good reason, too; falling in love with a Mary Sue is the most pathetic thing any super-hot manga character can do. Unfortunately for Ed, all the talented writer-demons all liked writing fullmetal alchemist fanfiction, so he fell into those traps a lot, causing teasing from the main characters of other manga series at the annual main-characters meeting.

Mary Sue - theretard5892

"Y-yeah," Naruto replied. He began to limp forwards, out into the street. Shino continued the physical support. "Sorry. My computer broke."

"So you snuck into Sakura's house to use her computer, fell asleep on her bed clutching several pieces of her clothing, and once she returned home she found you and tossed you out an entirely seperate window than the one you broke."

Naruto stopped, blinked. "Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's a... really accurate description."

Shino pushed them forwards. "I could hear it from my house. Sakura is a very loud woman."

"Yes," Naruto agreed. "Yes she is."

The pair continued their slow limp towards Naruto's apartment, only stopping so Shino could- as far as Naruto could tell- mutter profanities at a flower arrangement. "Aphids," is all Shino would grant in explanation.

Uzumaki: Computer Nerd - PointsLeft

“Gaara,” Tenten asked, wanting the views of someone outside of the whole mess. “Have you ever noticed anything about Shino...well, do you know if Shino...?” She didn’t know how to phrase it.

“Wants Tenten in a horizontal, naked way,” Kiba supplied.

Gaara snorted, blowing smoke out of his nostrils. “I know that. Of course I know that – everyone knows that.” He fixed his teal eyes on Tenten and raised a nonexistent brow. “You’re slow, aren’t you?”

She growled.

“Watch this,” Gaara smirked. “Hey, Hidan. Do you know who Shino likes?”

Hidan stopped in the middle of grinding a small chunk of weed. “Yeah, he’s hung up over that fucking PA chick, right?” He pointed at Tenten. “I don’t remember your name, sorry. It’s the fucking weed, messes with memory mojo, seriously.”

“My brother’s an idiot, right?” Gaara said.

“Well yeah, I guess...” Tenten felt bewildered.

“Kankurou – does Shino like anyone right now?”

Kankurou, looking out the window at the mass of fans still gathered outside, laughed and yelled over his shoulder, “Yeah, I swear his dream version of Tenten has had like a thousand babies by no – ” He looked over and saw Tenten staring at him, dumbstruck. “Oh...hi Tenten...forgot you were there.”

Vermillion - Murasaki Kaida

Random Bits And Piece
(The 'Random' Section)

You know you are a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

Written by SasuXNaruislove with additions from Dragonmanga and darkalbino

(Nothing wrong with that if you ask me. XD) - Peeve

I am...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Being Gay

1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in the world.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

(I'm not American, but I sure enjoy laughing at their expense) - Peeve

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?"Colonel Sanders

For those yaoi haters out there.. it is not ridiculous to say that sasunaru is a possible plot line for canon manga.

BECAUSE KISHIMOTO SAYS SO!!"

OMG! THIS MAN IS MY NEW HERO! XD He's the voice actor for Sasuke (Yuri Lowenthal) in the American version of Naruto, and here he is giving a shout out to SasuNaru! i love him now! and in case you can't tell what he's saying, here it is, "I love you Naruto, you loser. Shout out to SasuNaru!" lol, YURI FOR YAOI!!

and here he is again saying that he was upset they edited the infamous "sasuke and naruto kiss" from the Americanized version of the show, but is happy that they put it on the DVD XD dear god, i love this man!

It Had To Be Written
(The 'Who I Am' Section)

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Peeve

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?