Dr. Harleen Quinzel stumbles into significant problems when her notorious patient starts using her like a skeleton key. The worst part? She's kind of digging it. JokerxHarley

Something about him called to her, be it his mind, his voice, or his impossibly dark eyes, he was raw and uncompromising and when he spoke, though the words were harsh and wrong, he made SENSE. That, Harley knew, was the problem. To HER, he made sense.

It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)

Charlie Swan is an international conman on the run from the FBI for the past 15 years. Edward Masen is an FBI agent with a score to settle against Charlie. When the FBI receives a tip, Edward uses unorthodox methods to track Charlie. He gets close to hotshot lawyer Bella Swan, Charlie's daughter and the last person to see Charlie face-to-face in the US in hopes of find his target.

Edward Cullen, an Italian mob boss from Chicago. Isabella Swan, a federal marshal from California. A one night stand turned into something more. Revised and Rewritten, Rated M for a reason, E/B

Bella is spending her spring break in Florida with her mom, and she's hating being away from her friends. Can a certain bronze haired boy change that? *2nd place in Showers to Flowers contest* NOW EXPANDED

Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.

King Edward is without an heir and his wife has miscarried yet another baby. Once rid of his 'barren queen' his eye roves for a new wife. Duty, loyalty and threats will bring England a queen who will change their king. Rating for future content.

We all know the infamous Joker, the mad clown that terrorized Gotham. What we never knew about was his accomplice, his beautiful but deadly baby doll, Harley Quinn. The Bonnie to his Clyde, the brain to his brawn, & the love of his life. JxH M for violenc

If he was going to kill her, he was going to do it properly...or not all.

The dark sequel to Repression. Harley Quinn is injured and the Joker leaves her in the care of an old friend. But without the controlling hand of her lover, Harley begins to see her life in a different way. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason. Joker/Harley

Bella & Edward are firefighters who hate each other & when Chief Swan decides to retire early,they both set out to win over the crew & gain his position,but when they fight fire with fire,the heat will change everything.AU/AH Mean Dirty Edward&Tough Bella

Harley defending her relationship from her point of view. I just got tired of reading about how she was a stupid victim of the Joker's, and so decided to write her own perspective on the "Mad Love" story. Based on the comic/TV episode of the same name.

Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.

Prince Edward is a womanizer who is forced to marry Princess Isabella to satisfy a treaty between their respective countries. Will she win the battle for his love just as she did the battle for her castle? This will eventually be rated M.

The clowns find themselves in the worst place either could imagine. Joker and Harley are on another cross-country trip with double the wackiness of its predecessor!

Divorce is a dirty business. A socialite decides that her husband is having an affair and hires the best divorce attorney she can find...Bella Swan. Who will the doctor bring to the mediation table, and what kind of history will opposing counsel share?

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley

Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.

The unlikely story of a chaotic couple and the son they raised. My first fic, totally re-edited. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for swearing, graphic violence, and sexual content.

She was exquisite. Her skin was pale almost white. A light blush tainted her otherwise perfect face and her teeth dug into the soft skin of her lips. Her eyes were like bottomless pools. I wanted to get to know this beauty. ExB.

Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.

Bella goes clubbing every Saturday night to forget about her hot, but mean boss, the CEO of Cullen Advertising, Edward Cullen. What happens when she drunk dials her boss and what does Edward really think of Bella? Dirty Edward AU/AH Two-Shot

When Queen Tanya is unable to produce an heir King Edward is left resorting to a plan unheard of before: Bigamy. The result is Isabella Swan being dragged into the life of the court, and the bed of the King. Set in Tudor times. OOC/AU/AH

I felt like I was giving up a piece of my personality with every step we took closer to the door.I kept my head down and focused on my feet.I was like a lamb going to the slaughter. For The Love Of The King counterpart. Bpov.

"Age of Edward" contest entry. Lord Edward is an Honorable Knight on a secret mission, Bella is offered to him as a gift from the Evil Duke Aro. AH/AU/Lemon/M rating/OneShot/Medieval

Over the last year, the Joker has managed to find himself enemies, and not just with Batman. Unfortunately, being at his side has put Harley in the crossfire. She managed to survive before, but how long can she last this time, and with her sanity in tact?

Picks up a few months after the Joker was caught in the Nolanverse and sent to Arkham. Dr. Quinzel intrigues him and becomes his doctor...the rest is history.

What happens when the king of England needs an hier to the thrown and his wife is unable to bear children? He finds someone who can. Enter Isabella Swan: the only daugter in a long line of sons. LEMONS!. Please do not read if you are under 18

Suave, charming, rich kid Edward Cullen has been pursuing Brooklyn bartender Bella Swan for months now, but has never gotten in--until tonight. Will it be everything he expects? Entry for Texts from Last Night Contest. Co-authored with Bethaboo. AH. OOC.

The story of how Harley and The Joker became the proud parents of...two hyenas? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

Bella is in desperate need of a new mattress after her recent breakup. Where better to turn then the one and only Mattress King, where things get lemony at about 3 a.m.

It's New Years and with the Babies back, Harley has everything she could ask for... right? Sequel to "All I Want For Christmas".

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.

Snape finally meets someone who loves him for his Snapishness. But she's a chaos witch with enemies she would never suspect. One begins to stalk them. Will their bond survive the repeated attacks? Can Snape help them both survive the onslaught?

Sometimes mismatched is better than any other. Depictions of abuse and twisted romance. *Tied for first in batfic contest!*

Harley's screwed up big this time. Dark fic.

It's been said that fifteen minutes was all it took for Harleen Quinzel to lose herself in the Joker. But even supervillain whirlwind romances need therapy. A Nolanverse interpretation of things, with references a-plenty to the comics. JokerxHarley

A more realistic take on Dr. Quinzel and her twisted relationship with the Joker. DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the aut

The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley have to find somewhere else to stay. Will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in for a sleep-over? Pure crack and playful humour kids! Chap 6: The Riddler! COMPLETE!

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

All it took for Harley was one good day.

A chilling story of laughter and madness set in Gotham City. The Joker is locked in Arkham after his shooting of Barbara Gordon and his attempt to drive Jim Gordon insane...but someone in this city is still laughing.

Downtime at Arkham Asylum, featuring all the major rogues of Gotham! Drabble written for bat fic contest 'Friends' theme. WINNER third place. Dedicated to 'Query', my longtime friend who passed away from cancer last week.

Just one way to a certain feeling but he knows others. It's all a game, isn't it? Sometimes the game ends up playing you. Written for livejournal communnity psych 30's 'libido' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, sadomasochism and language.

Harley through The Joker's eyes - on some days, anyway. Inspired by Mistah J's Girl's poem: Blonde. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.

Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy. Forever insperable, forever at odds. Their beginning, and a forging of a future in which both become damned to a life of enslavement. Enslaved in each other. Hogwarts era.

It was the one joke she got he didn't. JokerxHarley. Firmly rooted in the DCAU. Not OOC but it's definitely fluff and I'm guilty. References to abuse. Written for the 'Punchline' drabble challenge at batfic contest on livejournal. WINNER second place!

Just why did he keep her around? JokerxHarley

The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley's determined to get him the best present ever. JokerxHarley

Another day, another lie. [AU from Mad Love, Joker X Harley]

Color is a subtlety. And everything is in the eye of the beholder. [Joker X Harley]

What can the inmates at Arkham do when their deepest secrets get revealed to the public?

Harley becomes overly dramatic and Joker's trying his best not to care. JokerxHarley

After a fantastic heist, Harley's ready and willing to play her part in order to receive the reward... Joker/Harley, ECP - RE-EDITED 3/2/11

It took 72 sessions with the Joker for Harleen to become Harley. But how exactly did it happen? The Madhouse Romance tells it all. [Joker X Harley]

The confusion continues... Is Keiko paranoid, or is Kurama really stalking her? [KuramaKeiko]

What's the worse thing Harley can do to her puddin? JokerxHarley

They said she was crazy, but they were wrong: he was a damn good kisser. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

All of Arkham's inmates have some level of hatred for people, but there's this new guy they can't stand! How will they deal with it? Scarecrow, Joker, Quinn, TwoFace and Ivy. One Chaptered fic.