bonjour.

my name's emily. i write stories on this humble little page.

some of them are so old and laughable, it's almost hilarious.

i leave them up because of the memories of writing them, tbh.

i really want to get back into this stuff, because i have some great ideas and i really want to share my stories with all of you! :)

so, in the mean time, how about we learn a little bit about me? :)

likes - outdoor malls, renaissance festivals, merch tables, cupcakes, the music business, emily the strange, alice in wonderland, sharpies, photo booths, watermelon sour patch kids, roller coasters, harry potter, disney world, sarcasm, good morals, skins, art museums, chicago, the field museum, central park, the eiffel tower, straight edge, texting, gingers, cookies, cosmo girl, sweat pants, juicy couture, coach, smoothies, twitter, cupcake, cookie dough, ice cream, hot showers, chocolate, ipods, fearnet, chocolate milk, brownies, long weekends, laughter, lyrics, tattoos, nose piercings, milkshakes, the mall, vanilla, victoria's secret, jasper hale, sleepovers, checkers, pete wentz, hugs, cuddling, marie antoinette, blink-182, concerts, sticky notes, friday nights, saturday night live, vampires, interior design, thunder storms, tea lights, parties, record players, mysteries, taco bell, vintage shopping, the beach, driving, roleplaying, reading, writing, itunes, hard cover books, road trips, urban outfitters, fred flare, hoodies, angel and kings, horror movies, fearnet, pola dots, woodstock, comedy central, disney movies, organization, pajama pants, puzzles, logic puzzles, cooking, facebook, twitter, stickers, pedicures, the beatles, good friends, trust, loyalty, cute boys, babies, balloons, new york city, rainy sundays, life

dislikes - when people crack their knuckles, unhappy endings, school, blood, needles, hospitals, death, bitchy people, waiting, math, science, air planes, cats, posers, robert pattinson, chest hair, feet, celery, junk food, american eagle, not having money, snotty people, guys that think they're better than everyone, the economy, people arguing, how annoying people in my grade are, huge dogs, judgmental people, slow computers, hot water, baths, sewing, playing guitar, pressure, feeling fat, crying babies, waiting rooms, getting weighed, being out of breath, being looked at, ordering, help, slow drivers, german accents, indian accents, depressed people, drugs, alcohol, nonbelievers, pessimists, bells, chalk boards, trains, villains, fear, being left out, heavy make up, gold, public bathrooms, cheesey movies, bad music, rap music, sports, too tight clothes, abercrombie and fitch, the scary movie series, not having a lock on my door, my messy house, getting lost, being in high school, seeing my ex boyfriend, going to bed afraid, not getting a good night's sleep, unsympathetic teachers, bugs, snow, perverted guys, bluray, tummy aches, aunt flo, apple juice, hamsters, embarassment, not being accepted, "no", being ignored, not seeing my best friend, sweat, flies, ladybugs, fishing, itchy scalps, scary roller coasters, the dark, feeling uncomfortable, not being skinny, eating in front of people, local shows, dim lighting, not reading, working out in front of people, fighting with my parents, not being listened to, being unhappy

music i love - paramore, farewell, emarosa, mae, something corporate, demi lovato, neutral milk hotel, muse, valencia, the click five, the soft pack, lydia, dashboard confessional, ashlee simpson, keha, regina spektor, duffy, secondhand serenade, every time i die, the maine, devendra banhart, she & him, the ting tings, relient k, envy on the coast, belle and sebastian, cine, death cab for cutie, houston calls, the beatles, every avenue, the octopus project, rooney, sing it loud, motion city soundtrack, skillet, the friday night boys, steps, alan menken, the rocket summer, four letter lie, jeremy larson, carter burwell, the used, family force 5, the almost, andrew jackson jihad, the devil wears prada, midtown, placebo, hellogoodbye, the spill canvas, breathe carolina, forever the sickest kids, weezer, brighten, i see stars, boxer and clover, a static lullaby, neko case, hundred reasons, sonny moore, a skylit drive, pogo, bloc party, breathe electric, evanescance, circa survive, vega under fire, artist vs poet, justin bieber, the hush sound, silversun pickups, the cab, the kooks, passion put, lil jon, 3OH!3, vampire weekend, owl city, four year strong, the red jumpsuit apparatus, you me at six, alesana, anchor & braille, portugal the main, cobra starship, the rolling stones, the get up kids, eye alaska, silverstein, attack in black, circa survive, kelly clarkson, the soft pack, good charlotte, mutiny on the bounty, unearth, all time low, johnny cash, eyes set to kill, the white tie affair, we the kings, peasant, october nites, dj earworm, the automatic, madonna, the all american rejects, ten second epic, alexi mudroch, school boy humor, the summer set, phantom planet, broadway calls, tokyo police club, new found glory, there for tomorrow, cash cash

movies i love - across the universe, yours, mine & ours, wizard of oz, school of rock, harry potter, what a girl wants, chasing liberty, almost famous, raise your voice, a cinderella story, aquamarine, freaky friday, the hangover, spiderman, the dark knight, the pacifier, kung fu panda, the sisterhood of the traveling pants, marie antoinette, monsters inc., e.t., the incredibles, fever pitch, pirates of the caribbean, mary poppins, fame, hairspray, finding nemo, romy & michelle's high school reunion, ferris bueller's day off, oliver twist, the out of towners, sleepover, the polar bear express, drop dead gorgeous, hocus pocus, anchorman, confessions of a teenage drama queen, live free or die hard, legally blonde, aquamarine, phantom of the megaplex, lilo and stitch, the chronicles of narnia, prince caspian, dodgeball, enchanted, titainc, footloose, dirty dancing, flash dance, the santa clause, madagascar, cheaper by the dozen, 27 dresses, a little princess, alice in wonderland, all dogs go to heaven, the lovely bones, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, ghost town, anastasia, balto, bambi, beauty and the beast, blood and chocolate, the breakfast club, bride wars, camp rock, cheetah girls, chicken little, up, cloudy with a chance of meatballs, coyote ugly, dance of the dead, eloise at the plaza, ever after, fight club, fried green tomatoes, the goonies, grease, great mouse detective, halloweentown, happy feet, house of wax, hunchback of notre dame, i know what you did last summer, ice age, illusionist, inglourious basterds, jennifer's body, john tucker must die, jumanji, jumper, jungle book, juno, just my luck, lady and the tramp, land before time, lion king, the little mermaid, the little vampire, mamma mia!, man in the iron mask, mean girls, meet joe black, minute men, miss congeniality, national treasure, neverending story, never back down, never been kissed, nick & norah's infinite playlist, night at the museum, nightmare before christmas, now and then, orphan, pagemaster, peter pan, pocahonatas, princess bride, princess diaries

tv shows i love - csi, friends, sex in the city, the real world, jersey shore, supernatural, grey's anatomy, bones, dexter, glee, charmed, gossip girl, the vampire diaries, roseanne, the nanny, read it and weep, one tree hill, the brady bunch, full house, reba, reno 911, sabrina the teenage witch, scrubs, seinfeld, skins, smallville, sonny with a chance, step by step, still standing, suite life, that 70's show, that's so raven, true blood, twilight zone, ugly betty, unfablous, will and grace, zoey 101, phil of the future, naturally sady, lizzie mcguire, life with derek, law and order, i dream of genie, hannah montana, grey's anatomy, golden girls, gilmore girls, ghost whisperer, fringe, etc