Felinae Silvestris
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Joined 03-10-07, id: 1235023, Profile Updated: 09-04-11
Author has written 24 stories for Cats, Harry Potter, and Dragon Age.

Okay, so this profile is so out of date it's not even funny anymore. Seriously. I've been busy, working and such. I'm now fully qualified and a very hard working veterinarian living in Yorkshire. Dragon Age is my latest inspiration, but I have an addiction to Portal 2 as well. Not been reading or writing much, but I'm hoping to change that now.

I offer my services as a beta and welcome all requests, but be prepared for nitpicking and honesty. I don't lie. Ever. At the moment I am rather busy however, and beta requests are semi-closed. Apologies to those people who have messaged me and not had a reply, I did not intend to ignore you. I have just had other things going on at the moment, between work, job searching and lacking inspiration to settle down to any one of my projects. You can still send me requests if you like, but I can't promise anything at this point in time.

Links section

Here's a few links to my various sites and hangouts around the interwebs.

Dragon Age: Absolution - DA roleplay site, very awesome. Come join us.

Crazyvet's DeviantART - My dA gallery, which is mostly Cats fanart and a few pieces of Phantasy Star art. There's also a great introduction to my OC's, since I rarely feature any of them in my fics.

Status of my Fanfics

Thicker than Water: Complete as of 7 April 2007.

Anyone can be fooled by a pretty face - Oneshot - possibly due a rewrite.

The Sickness - I have begun posting the rewrite here, but it's still on hiatus and may be taken down. The original may be found on my website soon.

He Too Had Stol'n Away - complete.

Fàidheanta diadhachd : I haven't forgotten it, but I lost my place with this one and I have yet to regain it. Will be completed.

Growing Up Prosion - Series is on hiatus indefinitely.

Right On Track - Writer's Block

Outwardly Respectable - complete. PM for full version.

The Ethics of Piracy - Oneshot challenge entry. Prequel to He Too Had Stol'n Away

Anarchia: Viva La Revolution - complete; Revelations - indefiite hiatus, sadly.

Breaking the Masquerade - Oneshot - Complete

Secrets and Lies; Confessions - Oneshots - related themes - Complete

Hidden Desires - Complete

Sly as a Weasel - On Hiatus

These Thoughts - Oneshot - Complete

Harry Potter Fics

A Pair of Jokers - Oneshot - Complete

The Wrong Hands - Oneshot - Complete - may be continued?

Toy Soldiers - In Progress, working on Chapter 9/10

All my HP stuff is on hold for now. Perhaps the final movie will inspire me.

Dragon Age:

Darker Shade Of Grey - this is going to be epic, a dark tale of murder and intrigue, lost in the war on Thedas. Post DA2 - should be lots of fun!

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Soulmates by Erynnar reviews
The archdemon is slain, Alistair lies dead, or does he? And the last Grey Warden must fight Queen Anora with the help of her friends. Swoopers and Zev lovers rejoice, you get your cake and eat it too. An AU after the Blight tale.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 328,059 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
Pygmalion by Zerbinetta reviews
How is a pesky Fade spirit to solve the dilemma of who should be the Warden in its novelization of the story of the latest Blight? Why, by letting pre-Ostagar Alistair choose his own love interest by meeting them all, of course!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Alistair
What Price, Victory by Anne Whynn reviews
Sometimes, in the wake of great tragedy, the true cost if heroism is not seen. Especially when only one person has to pay it. The time has come for the last journey to the Deep Roads... and final regrets. Zevran/City Elf PC. MAJOR angst. Character death.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,611 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Tabris, Zevran A. - Complete
Let It All Burn by StellaSmooth reviews
The damage has been done. In one fell swoop Anders has started a revolution with Alandra Hawke at his side in the hopes that one day mages everywhere will be free, but what will it take for Anders to free himself? And at what cost?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - unknown 1, Anders
Eye of the Storm by MsBarrows reviews
Sebastian arrives in Starkhaven to find two things waiting for him - a letter from Grand Cleric Elthina, and a certain apostate mage.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 135 - Words: 295,584 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sebastian V., Anders - Complete
Lève Toi Soldat by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
A synopsis of Anders's life or perhaps a letter he left behind. FemHawke/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Anders, unknown 1 - Complete
Roolz:: Things A Lab Rat is Not Allowed To Do by A Rhea King reviews
After his 'luminol incident' Greg starts a list of things lab rats shouldn't do. Strange how things like that develop a life of their own...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,437 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Founders Heirs by CailinNollaig reviews
Harry is in danger. And this time, not even Dumbledore can save him. Four people rise to help, four people with tremendous power. But such power always comes with a cost. Can they sort out their differences before it's too late for both Harry and the world? [CURRENTLY BEING HEAVILY EDITED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 197,915 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
My Only Son by Ashy4 reviews
My only son, each day you grow older, each moment I'm watching my vengeance unfold. The child of my vibe, the flesh of my soul, will die in returning the birthright he stole. WARNING: Chapter 8 involves violence and character death.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/18/2007
At Least You Avenged Some Ancient Ashes by Sarah1281 reviews
After Wynne and Leliana slay Alistair and the Warden for defiling Andraste's ashes, Morrigan is forced to explain to them that they've just doomed Ferelden and not even to SAVE the ashes. But how were they supposed to know? Warning: character death.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Morrigan, Wynne - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 7,114 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15021 - Favs: 23,729 - Follows: 9,674 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Greatest Mistake by Smoochynose reviews
It was an accident. It was never meant to happen. Fate messed up. The boy was never meant to live. Harry Potter should have died that night. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Common Room Campout by Ms. Ery reviews
Draco helps Harry ... unwind one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hardest Button To Button by Gibsos reviews
5th year Tom Riddle trying to get a decent alias. Cannon. I think... Teen, just 'cause. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
From One to Another by Msterope reviews
Here's a ticket, come on in! Please enjoy the show, the soap opera that is the Jellicle life. New shocks as the story continues. Part 32 is on it's way. : R&R
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,865 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007
The Prodigal Son: A CATS Noir by bigbywolff reviews
An AU fic with film noir elements. Centred around a hardboiled detective trying to solve the murder of his ex- best friend, through his investigations he runs into burlesque clubs, femme fatales, and organised crime syndicates. Please R & R.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Munkustrap
Letter, A by SnowStormSkies reviews
-Canon- Neville writes a letter to his Harry. It’s not a letter of adoration, nor a letter of hate. It’s a letter of honest truth. One-shot, might be construed as slash. Neville/Harry friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Neville L., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Princess by Arglefumph reviews
A chapter-by-chapter parody of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,650 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Taboo by Arglefumph reviews
The story of the first time the Death Eaters attacked someone who broke the Taboo. Of course, they mess things up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Bourbon & Ice by juuniji reviews
Closing his eyes against the cruel vision of pernicious honesty was something he always did and always had and he saw no reason not to do. So why would this time be any different?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Melody of the Junkyard by Marinus-pseudothyrum reviews
In the Junkyard, set before the ball things are getting heated as Tugger wanders off with another female and a certain ginger tom enters the junkyard.........
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007
Epilogue by Crawler reviews
The true ending to the Ritzkin Arc. What happened with that battle? Is Munkustrap okay? Is TUGGER okay? Ritzkin 12
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
The End by Crawler reviews
All things must come to an end, and the safety of the junkyard ends on a rainy day. Munkustrap must now face down his family. Ritzkin 11
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
The Adventures of Sage McDougall by Adi Sagestar reviews
A girl is sucked through a portal into the world of Jellicles and is turned into a Mary Sue. Will she be able to rid herself of this curse and maybe, just maybe, rid the CATS fandom of Sues forever? Previously entitled Why Me? ON HIATUS
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
Grizabella by Crawler reviews
Munkustrap muses on the return of Grizabella during the Jellicle Ball. Ritzkin Arc 10
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Candle Lights by philosonica reviews
Macavity and his henchcats feel cold one night, and he shuffles off to the Jellicle Junkyard in an attempt to get a light. Jennyanydots gets mixed in it somehow and Skimble doesn't have a clue. Very random. Jenny x Skimble
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Jennyanydots, Macavity - Complete
Shattered by Wolfjet reviews
Approved deviation of Crawler’s ‘Ritzkin Arc’. Takes place after “The Protector”. Simbol’s father has assigned himself the task of burying his son, and reflects on a life that was cut too short too soon. Oneshot, Ritzkin Arc 7.5.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Collared by Crawler reviews
Munkustrap gets collared. Ritzkin Arc 9
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
A Tale of Three Kittens by Crawler reviews
There's a new protector in the junkyard, and he's trying to do a good job. Meanwhile, the junkyard is seeing some new faces... Ritzkin Arc 8
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Phenomenal by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
The greatest magic Mistoffelees does, is the one trick nobody's noticed... not even the nosy Rum Tum Tugger.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Macavity's Memoirs: Calculus Interruptus by Kirsten Louise reviews
Macavity comes clean once and for all. Listen to him wax poetic about the early years, brotherly love, and why he finds those long division sums so enticing... Oneshot. Contains double entendre.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
The Protector by Crawler reviews
When some Jellicles are catnapped, Munkustrap has to descend back into Monnik territory, back into his old life, and must confront his biggest fear: the truth escaping. Ritzkin Arc 7
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Breakfast At Macavity's by Kirsten Louise reviews
Why is Mungojerrie working for Macavity? Macavity sulks over the evils of, well, being evil, and everyone's favorite thief is decidedly unsubtle. Rated up to be safe. Mungojerrie x Macavity.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Trapped within Shadows by Sleeping Tiger reviews
After leaving on a simple mission to stop an unknown assailant from attacking the tribe’s kittens, Munkustrap returns not quite the same. What happened to him that night, and what would the consequences be of finding out too late?
Cats - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,718 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007
Musings by Crawler reviews
Why didn't Tugger forgive Munkustrap in Catnip? Ritzkin Arc 6
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Catnip by Crawler reviews
Tugger brings Munkustrap a catnip mouse, and the two spend a fun night together, unaware that something so simple would change their relationship... forever? Ritzkin Arc 5
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
The Fifty Themes of Alonzo and Cassandra by Crawler reviews
The life of Alonzo and Cassandra, told in fifty sentences. Giftfic for Sleeping Tiger
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Stealing a Goddess by Crawler reviews
Things are going moderately well for Munkustrap. He's made some friends among the Jellicles not just Tugger anymore, and is doing well as a guardian. Things take an interesting turn, though, when a familiar face shows up, seeking asylum. Ritzkin Arc 4
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Tantomile's tale by XxXcatXxX reviews
Tantomile has fallen for Tumblebrutus, but her brothers not happy with the match and manages to split them up. But when Tantomile's in danger will the two toms be able to work together to save the queen they both love? COMPLETE YAAAAAAAAAY!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,918 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Angel Wings by Puddycat reviews
Munkustrap is badly hurt after a fight with Macavity, and Demeter knows just where the blame lies.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007
The Guardians by Crawler reviews
Munkustrap, now a member of the Jellicles, wants to give something back. He wants to become a Jellicle Guardian. Ritzkin Arc 3
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
A Flame From The Past by Amanika reviews
Sequel to 'Flame of The Mystery Cat'. Bomba walks back into Macavity's life and she learns the truth about his past, old feelings are brought up and new ones revealed. As with it's predecessor, I wrote this fic a few years back.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Future by Crawler reviews
Immediately after the events of 'Ritzkin,' Simbol and Deuteronomy discuss Munkustrap's place in the tribe and Tugger's. Ritzkin Arc 2
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Ritzkin by Crawler reviews
As a kitten, the Rum Tum Tugger has a nasty encounter with Macavity and his brother, Ritzkin. But Ritzkin, the silver tabby, doesn't seem to be as evil as others make him out to be. Munkustrap's history Ritzkin Arc 1
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Families Divided by Puddycat reviews
Reposting after major editing. When Macavity attacks the junkyard, the repercussions affect the whole tribe. Focuses more on Exotica and Alonzo than others.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007
The End by A.E. Hall reviews
A tom lies dying and a reign of terror comes to an end. Demeter isn't as happy as she should be and Munkustrap is keeping a secret. A ONESHOT drabble on deep scars and death. My first CATS fanfiction. Reviews appreciated!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Macavity, Demeter - Complete
Flame of The Mystery Cat by Amanika reviews
Dug out my first ever multi chapter fic, written back in 2003 to 2005. This story was inspired by a picture of Macavity and Bombalurina by fan artist making me think that perhaps there was more to their past than I may have first considered.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Etcetera's April fool by XxXcatXxX reviews
Etcetera and Electra discover the meaning of April fools day... BIG PROBLEM.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Life's full of risks by XxXcatXxX reviews
sequel to when Mungojerrie met Rumpleteazer. Macavity realises that Jerrie was the only good thief in his tribe, but Jerrie left the tribe and won't be willing to return freely. So he hatches a cunning plan involving Teazer to force him back into service.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Mistoffelees: the hat molester cat by Deminia reviews
A little thing me and Bianca put together, because we had ideas that matched. Title says it all, please read and review, but don't review unless you've read.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
And Really Bad Eggs by buffyandspikefan reviews
Set during Curse of the Black Pearl. What really happens when Jack and Elizabeth get drunk on the island? Don't own 'em, so don't sue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Between Death and Love by Edenrising reviews
Magical cats can't fall in love, in fact, it's fatal if they do. Slash. MistoMunku. Reviews very welcome.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
A Life of Deception by Orquidea Rosada reviews
What's a Jellicle Cat? Even the Jellicles don't quite know. They call themselves Jellicle cats, but no one knows what a true Jellicle is. And they never realized one had walked among them until it's too late...[Finished 08.05.06]
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,837 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
The Price of Magic by Puddycat reviews
Quaxo wasn't built to hold Mistoffelees' magic... EPILOGUE ADDED! I'm just too good to you guys...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,393 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006
The Mop's Revenge by Puddycat reviews
Sequel to Roman de la Croix's 'The Mop', link to the orignal in my profile if you haven't read it. The mop tries to get revenge, basically. Rated T just to be safe.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2006
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3284 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
The Glare of His Eyes by Ekwy reviews
Prequel to Anything Fiercer, sort of. What gave a young tomcat the strength to stand up and fight for his tribe? What created the Great Rumpus Cat? .:COMPLETED:.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,090 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Silence or Delirium by Satin-n-Crimson reviews
[Cats Fic] Formerly titled Surfacing. A story full of darkness, passion, desire, twisted longings and corruption. But also of love and it's eternal fight against evil and to conquer all. Based around various songs by Sarah McLachlan. !Complete!
Cats - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Anything Fiercer by Ekwy reviews
He's the great Rumpus Cat, and has taken it upon himself to keep the cats of London safe. He has faced Pollicles, murderers and thieves. There's just one thing... He's never faced Etcetera. .:COMPLETED:.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
A Bit of Harmless Fun by Sass Wolf reviews
[Cats] After the fight, Alonzo and Munkustrap spend some quality time together. One-shot slash.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
A Cats Mary Sue Parody by Eunike reviews
[Cats] Well, I was bored...This is a Mary Sue parody. A new queen comes to the junkyard and just happens to fall in love with Mistoffelees Finished
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Complete
Munkustrap: WereCats by Velvedere reviews
The autobiography of a certain CATS character when combined with elements of Scarlet Pimpernel and White Wolf's books.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2002
The Other Side of Midnight by Xanthia Morgan reviews
After the Ball, Macavity seeks revenge on the cat who ruined his plans. COMPLETE
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Complete
I Give You... by Idiosylph reviews
Quaxo starts to discover things about himself that he never knew before... and feelings he\'s never experianced. PG-13 because of slash
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,136 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2002 - Published: 5/17/2001
Grief by Tempest of Shadows reviews
An unexpected character from the original Phantasy Star laments over the sacrifice of a good friend.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2000 - Complete
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A Darker Shade of Grey reviews
Thedas is in chaos, after a Blight and the Mage/Templar war. King Alistair is murdered in cold blood, but perhaps all is not as it seems.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Cousland, Zevran A.
Defy Thy Father, Refuse Thy Name reviews
Draco refuses to be a Death Eater and runs away. Where can he hide from the ruthless Voldemort, his father and everyone else? Harry's feeling strange, resentful and angry. The world is upside down, and it's time to get some answers. D/H friendship Darkfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Toy Soldiers reviews
It's been almost a year since the War. Harry's concerning himself with catching the remaining Death Eaters, but when a former Death Eater turns up with a warning, Harry is up to his eyes in it. No chance of a quiet life, apparently. Not Slash! Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Wrong Hands reviews
Harry drops the Marauder's Map while wandering and thinking about his disastrous date with Cho. Of all people, Malfoy finds it and decides to keep it and wind Harry up. Harry has just got to get that Map back, no matter what. Drarry slash, T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fàidheanta diadhachd reviews
The Jellicle Leader is dead. This should be a cause for celebration, but perhaps freedom from Macavity's rule is not all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes it's hard to decide which is friend and which is enemy. Who's really to blame?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,267 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Alonzo
Hidden Desires reviews
It takes guts to tell someone your deepest darkest fantasy. It takes a whole lot more to go ahead and carry it out. Trust is important, and no matter how much you think you know someone, they might just surprise you. Rating bumped up to M due to content.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Alonzo, Cassandra - Complete
A Pair Of Jokers reviews
Losing an ear is bad enough, but when your twin dies, you lose a part of yourself. Oneshot. George is having trouble coping.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - George W. - Complete
Confessions reviews
Confessing to your fears is never easy. Confession is never easy, if one fears judgement. Alonzo fears judgement, but he admits to being scared of what would happen if he and Macavity were caught. Slash, nothing graphic except the language at times.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Alonzo, Macavity - Complete
Sly As A Weasel reviews
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Sometimes the tiniest of changes will have a huge ripple effect on the rest of the pool. It would be wise to be careful what you do, or else it just might come back to bite you on the nose.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Macavity
These Thoughts reviews
Coricopat is having disturbing thoughts. He fears the consequences of acting on them, but perhaps it is worth taking the risk anyway. If he's lucky, his sister won't hate him for ever. Warning: deals with incest. Read at own risk, nothing graphic.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Coricopat, Tantomile - Complete
Secrets and Lies reviews
Realm challenge fic for the theme Weakness. Alonzo's got a dirty little secret, one weakness he just can't resist. Slash, AlonzoXMacavity pairing.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
The Ethics Of Piracy reviews
Tumblebrutus and George argue about whether mutiny is a reasonable course of action to get rid of a captain that's past his sell-by date. Entry for Rowena DeVandal's August One Thousand Words Or Less challenge.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Anarchia: Viva La Revolution reviews
Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe. Some things are worth fighting for, even if it is a losing battle. Even when others are blind to the chaos around them. One group will stand up and say 'enough is enough'. Anarchia fic. AnthroAU Part 1
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Anarchia: Revelations reviews
Time can change a lot. Three years on, and rumours are rife about Jellicles, pirates and rebels alike. Old enemies become new allies and really it's all a question of trust. Time heals all wounds, they say. Admetus is not so sure. Anarchia fic. AnthroAU
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008
Outwardly Respectable reviews
Bombalurina and Macavity both learn a few lessons after playing poker together one night. Censored version - MacxBomb
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
He Too Had Stol'n Away reviews
Tumblebrutus is sent ashore on a covert mission. He gets caught, and now he has to face the consequences of trying to steal from the Napoleon of Crime. Off hiatus, updated and completed as of 26/02/08!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Right On Track reviews
A stolen moment between two lovers, a secret meeting in a private place. Surely nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Slash fic, you'll have to read to find out who! On Hiatus - will be finished when I have the time.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
The Sickness reviews
There's a murderer on the loose, and no-one seems to know who it is. The Jellicles are worried, but perhaps they're not worried enough... On Hiatus.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008
Growing Up Prosion: Close Encounters
Macavity is exploring the world outside more and more, and has a close encounter which proves that perhaps what he had been told of the Jellicles was entirely true. Part 3 of the series.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Growing Up Prosion: Discovery
Macavity is growing up and we all know what that means. It's a time where discoveries are made about himself and the world around him. Oneshot. Part 2 of the series.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Growing Up Prosion: The Birth Of A Leader reviews
Part 1 of the series. The birth of the heir to the leadership of the Prosion tribe and the beginning of his training. Will young Macavity live up to his potential?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Breaking the Masquerade reviews
The morning after the Jellicle Ball finds one of the Cats with something that they need to get off of their chests. Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Thicker than Water reviews
Macavity has finally been caught by a human. Its a little too close to home for Munkustrap. How will he cope? Can the two resolve their differences, or will there be chaos? You'll just have to read and see. Rating up, just to be safe.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Anyone Can Be Fooled By A Pretty Face reviews
The Lady Griddlebone tells her side of Growltiger's Last Stand and what really happened. Rated to be safe, implications of themes not for kittens ears.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
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