My SYOT was taken down because I didn't receive enough submissions. I'm very sorry. To anyone who submitted, feel free to submit your character to any other SYOT.

I don't give a flying you-know-what about how many stars Netflix gives Battle, that movie is still amazing. Especially in original language lmao... If you don't like it, kiss my-

Well, you get it.

Super into the band "Daughter" right now.

Yes, I'm a guy. Yes I'm posting fanfics. Deal with it. If you don't like it, you can shove it up your butt. WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO ACCEPT THAT I'M A GUY WHO LIKES GOOD FANFICTION? Sexist pigs... we men can geek out too, ya know.

TBH nobody will really ever visit my account so I dunno why I'm writing this... but It's 2:00 a.m., I'm bored, and I might as well do this as watch some cruddy Netflix flic or show.

I am an unashamedly big fan of Five Feet Apart and The Space Between Us. If you don't think that's manly, that's okay. But then again, I couldn't care less what any of you think of me, so... maybe just "treat your mouth like a phone in a movie theater, and leave it on silent". I like writing poetry, so sue me. And yes, I AM straight, person who sent me that PM asking me if I was gay. So no, I'm not gay, yes I am straight. For the record.

I like reading and writing fanfiction. I don't get why I'm saying this, since I'm clearly on here and have stories posted. Welp. My portrait on here is me if I was handsome, but that's mostly just fantasy, my face is ugly. *sobs*. Just know that beforehand XD. I've been writing short stories and things like that since I was in third grade (up until about a year ago, my writing was pretty much trash, I have no delusions), and it's really just my way of feeling like at least I know SOMETHING in my life (even if it's really my characters' lives) will work out. I sometimes struggle with depression, but I have an amazing family that helps me through it all! And my two best friends. They laughed at me when I told them about my fanfiction addiction (ooh that rhymes) so their coolness factor went down like 15%, but they're still pretty awesome.

My best friend on here is, without a doubt SetFiresJust2WatchThemBurn. She's/he's amazing (I think we have like 13 separate chat threads so that's pretty hilarious and awesome at the same time. Because she's/he's awesome). While she/he doesn't have anything written on here, she's/he's writing an excellent Hunger Games SYOT on FictionPad, under pretty much the same name: SetFiresJustToWatchThemBurn. Do Vixen a huge favor and check her/his stuff out? I promise it's worth it.

Thorne98 is a close second. He's doing a really cool HG SYOT, as well, but his is on here. Again, please do both him and I a huge favor and check him out! (Dude I love you but you gotta update. Come on, we all depend on you.)

Thorne, Vix(en), you guys are amazing. Keep everything you're doing up!

Elvish name: Maechamion of Talath Dirnen

Real Name: hahah NO.

IMPORTANT: MY MUSIC IS OUT! LOOK FOR IT ON YOUTUBE UNDER "Epiphany: Just Me And The Moon (feat. Nicole Joanne)"

Totally up for collabs, ideas etc... Just make sure that your ideas are well written, please.

Top Pet Peeves:

- Not being able to manage to have a reliable dating life (When it rains it pours, and when it doesn't I die of dehydration but also of loneliness)

- Random people touching my hair because they expect it to feel different since I'm a redhead. (Weird, but it does happen a LOT)

- People who only write lemons on fanfic sites.

- LEMONS ON FANFIC SITES

- Did I mention how much I hate lemons on fanfic sites? Allow me to explain. Fanfics are for people who want to know what happened before, or after, or something that has to do with, however slightly, their favorite books/movies/shows/etc. But it needs to be good writing. Lemons are basically, let me sum it up for you: "He shoved his (Censored) into her (Censored) and then they (Censored) till' the fat lady sang. Lemons are just lazy writing for horny teens. Not that I'm not a teen with those desires but... really? Fanfiction?

- Girls telling me I'm sexist because I open the door for them (I'm showing you respect, OKAY?)

- People telling me to scoot my ass back over to Mexico because I may look American but I act like a (And I quote) "Motherf*ing Mexican (Bunch of Censored stuff)". Cool with me dude, I prefer Mexico anyway to your nasty attitude. Pshhhh, Americans...

lolz

Ridiculous Questions I'm Putting On Because Of A Dare:

- Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

- Hunger Games District: 11

- Surprising fact: I got into fights a lot as a kid, and even more now. I can throw a fairly strong punch

- What's your type?: Redheads. British, maybe? But really, anyone who likes me back. I'm the opposite of picky. I'm desperate :D

Favorite Videogame: Shadow Of War

Favorite book: Any book that isn't a vampire romance novel

Best Friend: I don't have friends. I have allies. Sometimes I struggle to even have those.

Sports?: Yes. Basketball, Football, American Football, Volleyball, Swimming.

Major?: Aiming to Major in Criminal Defense, especially for underrepresented minorities.

Age: 17

Do I care what you think?: Heck no

Do I secretly care what you think?: Absolutely

Name?: Already tried this. Not gonna say my real name. But you guys can call me Beren. If you get the joke, you get it. If you don't love you tons anyway but never talk to me again.

Finally:

This is Bob.

Bob says hello.

Post Bob on your profile.

And soon, he will achieve

WORLD DOMINATION!

PUT THIΔ ΩΝ ΨΩUR PRΩҒILΣ IҒ ΨΩU ΔRΣ Δ DΣMIGΩD

This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.

Copy and paste him everywhere you can.

Soon he will take over the world

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno

ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟl

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, Luthien'sLight, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, AllilynFlorence, Percabeth Jackson-Chase, Athena'sPride95, VapourMyst, ediblesunshine25, razorwhipsandnightfuries

POST SCRIPTA: In case you haven't noticed I'm a massive-big-time-huge fan of LOTR

That's what writing needs to look like nowadays... I'm so sick of all these cheesy romance novels that have a great story plot but the writer gets lazy and turns it into a smoochy-smoochy story. *Growls like Uglúk (or Lurtz, depending on book against movie) when he's stuck like a pig by Aragorn*

Also, I thought that my profile was long-winded. Then I saw Pip's. Boi, who even has that much time on their hands? *Bows* Arigato, sensei.