Name: MismatchedToeSocks... otherwise known as "Socks", "Your Highness", "The All-Powerful One", or "Mrs. Tom Kaulitz". Any of them work.

Age: A number between 10-15.

Physical: 5'9", female, long and exceedingly wavy (somehow really shiny) brown hair with blond streaks, brown/ gold eyes (hey, I didn't make the gold part up. I always assumed they were just brown until half my friends and my mom decided that I had gold eyes), peach skin, light freckles on face.

Style: I wear normal clothes. Whatever prevents me from looking like a fool.

Psyche: I'm a crazy, crazy girl. I love adventure sports like whitewater rafting and ropes courses, and I have a passion for swimming and dance. I read like crazy. I'm pretty creative, so I do have a lot of hobbies, including writing, singing, acting, dancing, drawing, photography, graphic design, and making clothes. I obsess over stuff, such as Tokio Hotel, Starbucks, Harry Potter, Twilight, Narnia movies, Edmund, Tom Kaulitz, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer, and Skandar Keynes. I've always wanted to be an actress. I'm a complete and total Apple geek. I do, in fact, have an addiction to the internet. I'm a Jew. I'm babbling on and on. Isn't that great? I forgot to mention that I'm very, very random. Monkey. Snorkel. Horseshoe. Shoebox. Etch-A-Sketch. See what I mean?

Location: A town in Maryland. It's quite boring here (to me anyway, though it's quite exciting for other people), although not as boring as some places I've been. It's a pretty nice, well-kept place. But there are some pretty snobby people here.

Anyway... I used to stick to Harry Potter stories, but now I have fallen in love with the Narnia movies (I'm actually not too keen on the books. I don't really understand them). So I like to write EdXOC romance/drama/angst/humor (lots of angst in Never Leave Me). Why? Because Edmund is SEXY. Possibly as sexy as his alter ego Skandar Keynes. I'll probably write some Twilight stories in the future as well.

Good times with QueenOfSparrabeth, who has been my best friend since the days when we rocked our cradles.

MY STORIES

HAVEN'T I ALWAYS TOLD YOU: This was my first story. A tad mediocre, but hey. I think I did pretty well. Anyhoo, It's about the lives of Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione after Hogwarts. Family lives, to be exact. Yay for weddings and babies! By the way, it really sucks.

ONE NIGHT IN THE HOG'S HEAD: A cute little story that came into my head while I was falling asleep. James tries to impress Lily, only to find himself being the one that's impressed... in a not-so-good way.

AWKWARD MOMENTS: This one came to me while I was showering. No joke. Remus, Peter, and Sirius are wreaking their usual havoc when they see that James and Lily are being very, very mature. Fun stuff.

THINKING ABOUT YOU: Telmarine rebel Tess joins the Narnians, and finds out that if a certain Just King has you on their mind, battle can be so delightful. EdXOC. I've been told that my plot line was thin and that Tess is a Mary-Sue, but whatever. That story was sort of a building block for the story I've just started which is right down here...

NEVER LEAVE ME: Edmund comes back to Tess, only to have her ripped away again.

Ships I sail

EdXOC- Narnia

HPGW- Harry Potter

Romione- Harry Potter

RLSB- Harry Potter

Marco and Rachel- Animorphs

Sparrabeth- Pirates of the Carribean

Bella can fuck whoever she wants, I don't give a damn.

Things to copy & paste:

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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

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Favorite Quotes:

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands at this weirdness"- THE AMAZZZING CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

"The spiders, they want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!"

"You tell those spiders, Ron"- Harry and Ron

"I became bulimic."

"You mean you can read minds?" - Derek Zoolander and Matilda Whats-Her-Face

"Ess! HOOOOOOOLE!"- that baby in Meet The Fockers

"Why is the plane crashing?"- Edward

"Naked, next to my toilet."- Tom Kaulitz.

"Warsaw-y"- Bill Kaulitz

Quotes from real life:

"Ohmigod! Did Miraz just say that he hoped Peter's sword was sharper than his... PANTS?!" - me to Queenie during Prince Caspian

"Hey, uh... there's a GIANT PIN STUCK IN MY FOOT! Can you call my mom? Or possibly the paramedics?"- Queenie to me when we were dress shopping. She stepped on a huge pin in the dressing room, and we had to call 911 to get it out.

"The whelp has a mullet!"- Queenie to me. I stare at poster for a second, and then look around me. "So does everything else! Ohmigod! The world is a huge, giant mullet-topia! It's horrible! I hate Billy-Ray Cyrus!" -me to Queenie after I looked around.

"Wait a second. This Mii is supposed to be Johnny Depp. It looks like Heath Ledger!"-me... "No it doesn't! It's Johnny-pause-Depp!"- Queenie... "It's Heath-pause-Ledger!"-me (The pause stands for the f-word. And we went on with this argument for several minutes.)

"You like to sit on runways? Wouldn't that kinda squish you? I mean, there's airplanes..."- me to Allison in a moment of confusion.

"hanice"- Vickie on AIM. "u have a friend named hanice? who names their kid hanice?"- me. "no! ha, nice you idiot XD"- Vickie.

"Ohmigod... I thought that sign said cop porn, not pop corn!"- me to Vickie while we were on the carousel, reliving our childhood.

"It's not a route map, it's just... not a route map?"- me to my mom on the airplane to Rome.

"THE FATE OF FLORENCE IS IN MY HANDS!"- my brother Andrew, who was wearing his tighty whiteys and cowboy boots at the time.

"NORMA JEAN! STOP GETTIN ALL FANCY ON THAT THAR HAH-BRID!"- me to Vickie when she accidentally humped a hybrid

"ONION ONION ONION ONION!"
"POTATO POTATO POTATO POATAO!"- me and Stella and our Tourette's syndrome

"NO! NO MAC COMPUTERS!"- Evan on reverse capitalism

"MEEEEEP!"
"Brian... is that your chimpanzee mating call?" "YES!"- me and Brian

"I feel that, religiously, scones symbolize many important things. They are so very significant to the practice of Judaism..." -me and Vickie on that weird freak at our Hebrew school

"Ohhhh, she gon' open up a can o' WHOOPASS on ya'll!"- Stuart during science class when I was yelling at Trevor for being an ass (no offense Trevor)

"Our evil cackles shall reign in the skies!"- VICKY G!

"I had an Aunt Beotch. Her first name was Bea, and her last name was Otch. It's a German last name."- my science teacher, after somebody said "beotch"

"Bananas have feelings too!"- Stella

"THAT DUCK JUST EJACULATED ON MY HAND!"

"ARE YOU AROUSED?"- Meredith

"HEY YOU! WE'RE FROM GIRLS GONE SEM-WILD!"- Meredith

Indiana Jones quotes (Yeah, I love these movies to death.)

Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor Henry Jones: That's his name.
points to himself
Professor Henry Jones: Henry Jones...
points to Indy
Professor Henry Jones: ...Junior.
Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana."
Professor Henry Jones: We named the dog Indiana.
Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog?
starts laughing
Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

(Yes, I did take that off IMDb, because it would be too hard to type. I love the whole chunk.)

"I was just remembering the last time we had a quiet drink together. I had a milkshake. "- Indy

"No thank you, sir, no. Fish make love in it."- Marcus Brody

"Nazis. I hate these guys."- Indy (the understatement of the millenium, GO JEWS!)

"It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant." hugs statue- Riley from National Treasure

Favorite Movies:

Marley and Me, Narnia, Pirates of the Carribean, 27 Dresses, Sweeney Todd, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, National Treasure (1 & 2), Get Smart

Favorite TV Shows:

Lie To Me, Scrubs, The Simpsons, America's Next Top Model, Avatar

Favorite Books:

Pretty Little Liars (the whole series) Twilight, Harry Potter, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras, Princess Diaries

Favorite Music

Tokio Hotel! TOKIO HOTEL! Lady GaGa, Lil Wayne... good god there's too many to list.

Crushes

KAULITZ TWINS.