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 Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. Hello! You need not know who I am, but you may call me Extra. If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. I am the person who can't tell my friend that i like, maybe even love him. "i feel jealous of every girl who has ever hugged you because, for one moment, she has held my entire world in her arms." http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/3724432/1/The_Nerd my favorite fanfiction -- READ IT! Favorite Quotes "would you be considered gay if you fell in love with your self?" -me xD, my first me-quote, YaYzz " "Oh! Sasuke you know what!" Sasuke stumbled and snapped his head at the blonde, "Naruto!" fyi, they're playing golf xD. Oh, and it's a sasunaru thinggy But the other man didn't seem to catch the venom in his voice, "Last night I had this really weird dream! I was lying in our bed naked right? But you weren't there, then all of the sudden, the door opened, and guess who strides in?" "I don't ca-" "Rock Lee! And he's naked too! And he came up to me and you know what he said?" Sasuke's eyes widened, "I don't want to kno-" "He leaned down and said, 'Naruto...I want to de-flower your lotus blossom." " -Four! a sasunaru fanfiction srry, i just found this extraordinarily funny and it still makes me laugh "So, he had taken the liberty of moving the desk very far away from each other to avoid any instances of cheating, which he noticed had been going on a lot lately during his tests when he sat down to read his perfectly clean book. It was SO clean, just look at the cover, not a speck of dirt!" -Kakashi as a teacher reading icha icha paradise in 'Guide to the Wild Side' by dark albino " “What? No girls... tried out.” Kakashi said, stepping in front of TenTen, to block her from view. “ And I thought that you were the one to get that role filled! Oh well, we'll have to work it out … somehow. ” Girl? Naruto blinked. Sasuke blinked. Gai glared. “Well then, we'll have to exchange the main roles. Someone from our school, seeing as no one from your school is up to it, (No girls, eh? What's with the one behind you?) will have to fill the role!” " lol excerpt from The Dangers of a HighSchool Play by Saave Kiba took a deep breath before asking his oh-so-important question. “How should I dispose of a dead body?”Once again, Gaara just blinked slowly. He opened a draw on his desk and rummaged through it, pulling out a notepad. Handing the pad and a pen to Kiba, he finally spoke. “Write this down.” -Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty (btw, everyone should read this, it's fricking hilarious. Kiba ends up with 48 ways to dispose of a body, and two more that he couldn't write down one was too gruesome, and the other he couldn't spell the name of the acid xD) "I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his purse." i LOVE this one 'I laugh in the face of danger...Then i go and hide until it passes'- Zander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (this one too) Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ~George Carlin "Never raise your hand to your children... it leaves your mid section unprotected" haha, lol "That makes me want to lol...out loud" -Tony Shalub from the T.V. show Monk (i love this one, me my sis quote it all the time ) -"Dude, that is so messed up, even Naruto doesn't believe it..." (lol, i love that one -"Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up" was like, "so true, so true. Gaara should try it once" -"Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck" what, you do! ...jkjk -"I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later" "I'm not stalking you! Oh and by the way, you're out of milk" -"Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view" -"In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world" seriously, do. it's winning -"Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats" ya crazyy idiot. sigh -"Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?" i was like "OMG! THAT'S RIGHT!" -" I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception" so true, so true -"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." -" All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." -"When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them" -"There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?" seriously? -"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?" -"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work." -"Never raise your hand to your children... it leaves your mid section unprotected" -"Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking" -"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again i totally wasn't expecting that when i started to read it I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. ~Anonymous Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back. ~Anonymous The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Anonymous I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ~Anonymous If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ~Anonymous The world is full of oxygen thieves. ~a friend I reject your reality and substitute my own. ~a friend Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid ~ a friend Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- a friend "As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"- anonymous "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- my friend "A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!" "One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."-anonymous "I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."- a friend "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions." "Randomness is the base of conversation." "I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet." "Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference." "Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid" -Jack Sparrow "Do you know you're short?"- Thomas Ng "why is the midget going to the evil place?" Thomas Ng watching LOTR "I will temporarily rule the world, forever." "It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."-my mom. I used this to get out of wearing a school uniform xD "Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them." "Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!" "I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!" "Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass." "Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film." "Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself." "When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me." "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head. ONLY IN AMERICA ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place ...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures Seriously? Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"? Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress? 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing I found this on someone else's profile, and, even though it's not me, I wanted to put it on mine. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson "That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg "To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare "I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry "Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin "And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses "To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa "Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon "This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein "I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders "Everywhere we go Everywhere we go People wanna know People wanna know Who we are Who we are So we kill them So we kill them We’re Akatsuki We’re Akatsuki The Mighty Akatsuki The Mighty Akatsuki We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a naruto fanfiction "Silly Naruto, Ramen’s for Hokages" - a naruto fanfiction ~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~ This is really sad, every time i read it i cry so... READ IT! This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: Child Abuse: MAKE IT STOP! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! Its Called ... therapy! This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! You know when you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. so true, so true PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG! in my opinion Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong (A Little Humor) I couldn't help but laugh while reading this xD 1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. This is like, a really horrible thing to put up, but i couldn't help but laugh when i read it LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES GO-GAY! I'm sorry, but I really don't see why same-sex relations are a big deal to some. It's an opinion matter, I guess, so I'll leave it be at that! (i actually got this statement from some one else, but i though, "well, i think it's true, so i'll leave it as-is") 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your heads off. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. | |||||||
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