HEY!!YOU ARE IN JANE'S PROFILE!!

Name: Jane

Age: IMMORTAL!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!cough cough

Fave. Anime:

Law of Ueki

Naruto

Bleach

Blood +

SHOWS!!

South Park

Family Guy

Fave. Pairings:

Naruto:

Young!Kakashi x Sakura

Obito x Sakura

Naruto x Sakura

Naruto x Hinata

Konohamaru x Hanabi

Obito x Rin

Inuyasha:

Kagome x Inuyasha

Sango x Miroku

Crossover Pairings:

Naruto/Bleach:

Hitsugaya x Sakura

Uryu x Sakura

Hanatarou x Sakura

Hanatarou x Hinata

FMA/Naruto

Edward x Sakura

Alphonse x Sakura

Alphonse x Hinata

Death Note/Naruto

Sakura x L

Sakura x Near

Misa x Sasuke

South Park

Kyle x Damien

Kyle x Cartman

Kyle x Stan

Kenny x Kyle

Kenny x Stan

Craig x Tweek

Craig x Thomas

READ VERY IMPORTANT!!

Look, I know that I whore Sakura with everyone. Hell, I even thought up a story with the main couple SAKURA/EVERYONE except Token south park/naruto crossover. And I don't really care about what other people think about my 'habits'. So if you don't like it, then don't read it. Its my problem that I like Sakura, not YOURS.

I know I haven't updated any of my stories for a loooooooooonnnngg time! But I'm working on it! :'

Heyheyheyhehey! I'm almost done with a few of my stories' next chapters!!

Waaaaahhhhh!! All my reviewers (the ones that did'nt flame...)!! I'm soooo sorrrryyy!! I didnt update for a long time! I promise I'll update some time this weekend, or maybe the next...

My summers been kinda busy...

Upcoming stories;

Paper Stars

Summary: Sakura teaches Near how to fold a paper star. Naruto/Death Note Slight Near x Sakura

Type: Friendship; Fluffy One-Shot

Shy Conversation

Summary: Hinata has a talk with Alphonse, short, shy and sweet. Naruto/FMA Alphonse x Hinata

Type: Romance; One-Shot

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, lemonsinyoureyes246

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke-teme is a jerk for leaving Sakura-chan on a cold hard bench then copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

This is a poem about a little girl who was abused. If you care at all, post this into your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

my eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could've made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When mommy does come,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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Title: Switched!... For now...

Summary: "Sasuke Uchiha, your mission is to work for the Soul Society for a few months. A person from Karakura town will take your place." Tsunade said as she handed him the uniform. '...Crap.' he thought as a door appeared behind him.

Pairings: Uryu x Sakura, Orohime x Sasuke

Rating: T