chris lockehide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Lord of the Flies, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. I I saw a dead man's finer part II I looked there as the seasons wore, III His fellow-yearsmen passed, and then IV Lastly I ask--now old and chill - ~Thomas Hardy, "His Immortality" o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o -It's a key! --No! Much more better! It is a drawring of a key! o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o BEST VIDEO EVAR Censored Naruto NaruSasu moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTdA8HRAF_A o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR. o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o Hi, I'm Chris, I live in the magical US of A and I like to write stories :) I also love learning languages, so if I ever use a different language in any of my stories that's why. I know English and Spanish, a bit of French and Italian, an even smaller bit of Russian and I'm currently learning Icelandic. Woohoo! Yeah! -cricket chirp- ...yeah... ALMOST even more than languages, I love anime and manga. Mostly I write for Hetalia: Axis Powers (my longest running fandom, aren't you proud?), but I have a few Naruto stories I don't plan on continuing. So sorry if you read those. They're crap anyway. I also have a soft spot in my heart (read: obsession) for yaoi, slash, shounen-ai, boyxboy, gay, WHATEVER YOU WISH TO CALL IT. I'm very sporadic when it comes to updates and I have the attention span of a small rodent, so many (-cough- almost all -cough-) of my stories I may not finish. Currently, the only one set to completion right now that isn't a one-shot is "Es Sólo Tu Corazón." But I do plan to finish it! So never fear! Bwah hah haaa! I have a DeviantArt but it's all crap so I will show you the only thing that's remotely worth looking at. http:///#/d42ayho You'll probably be able to find the rest on your own, but I'm warning you... | |||||||
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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 218,234 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Love, Insanity? by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
"They do what they want, Toris. Even when we're sane, we're crazy in here. You take care of an old person or a sick person because they can't do it themselves. But we are neither of those things. Once we're here we're stuck. And they do what they want."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,287 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
When You Need a Friend by Narcolepcy375 reviews
(Multi POV; HS-adulthood) Stan has relationship problems and latent mental-health issues, Kyle has a bad rep from Rebecca and some serious apprehensions. Meanwhile, Cartman has selfish plans, Kenny has shitty friends, and South Park still hasn't changed. Follows Stan and Kyle as they navigate into adulthood and into the murky waters of a relationship with their best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,191 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Burr by ohnodontlook00100 reviews
I have no goals, no focus, no plans, no wants. Nothing to really make me human. So what does that make me? It makes me a liar- Rated M as of Chapter 15.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,071 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Businessman and Barista by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Alfred loves to engaged in flirty games with the customers who stop by the small coffee shop where he works. But he has no idea that his game is about to pique the interest of a certain up and coming businessman named Ivan. Rated for sex and agekink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Russia, America
Best Cup in Town by OukamiYasha reviews
Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
The Companion by Ahmerst reviews
Having had all his little buddies stripped from him after the fall of the USSR, Russia is all kinds of lonely. He rectifies the situation by kidnapping America for company. Eventual Rus/Ame. Also, there's no torture or super psycho Russia in this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,556 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Russia, America
The Handbook by Smart-chan reviews
USxUK. WW2. American soldiers are stationing in England... Alfred F. Jones happens to be one of them. Rated T for now for Arthur's language but it may and will go up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,813 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - America, England/Britain
Catch You, Catch Me by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
These Instances by Akavet reviews
Creek. Craig absent-mindedly kisses Tweek one day. Tweek kisses back. Both being clueless about these things, choose to forget instead. However, they end up forced into a certain situation where they'll finally get it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,080 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Hetalia Ancient Chronicles: The GrecoRoman Era by Lord Mokey reviews
The first installment in a series of stories about the Ancient Hetalia characters, like Roman Empire and Ancient Greece. It is more of a screenplay written like an acutaly Hetalia episode than a true fanfiction. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Ancient Rome
Solace by devotedtodreams reviews
Another village has burned down. Ivan is suffering greatly from the drought and the distress of his people. While they try to comfort each other, he finally doesn't have to deal with everything on his own anymore. Oneshot about the 2010 Russian wildfires.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Of Ducks and Desires by devotedtodreams reviews
Alfred takes Ivan to a special place, but when the Russian suddenly gets lost in thoughts, he's determined to regain his attention. Fluff ensues. Birthday fic for a friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
1940: Lithuania by Servant of Anubis reviews
Subjugate. Verb.: to bring under complete control or subjection; conquer; master. To make submissive or subservient. What happened to Lithuania and Poland in 1940 and '41 .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,541 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
What I've Always Wanted by devotedtodreams reviews
It's the end of 1993, and Ivan is suffering from loneliness after the USSR broke apart. But just when it looks like it will be another lonely birthday, he receives a present... AmericaxRussia. Human names used. First Hetalia fic. ::ON HIATUS::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Russia, America
Love's escaping servitude by bookwormkrissy reviews
Bella is a human servant for the volturi, tortured by vampires everyday. Can a simple human find love in a world of monsters? or will the volturi stop at nothing to make her life a living hell? please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Children by Babbitt reviews
All the Piper wanted was a friend.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007
Can't Stand The Heat by RiaRia reviews
Jacob imprint fanfiction. Done alot, I know. But I think this one has alot of potential. Lots of humor, romance, and drama. Give it a chance. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
I Spy and other stories by Coronfrim Crelumin reviews
A soon to be selection of humorous Eldorado drabbles. Please review!
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2007
Love, Hate and Jealousy by TalesFromPerdition reviews
Another 'The ship didn't come' fic. Jack lets Ralph live, and Roger gets angry. Slash. [JackxRalph][RogerxEric][MauricexRobert] "Любовь, Ненависть и Ревность", by Death Kenny God: ficbook[.]net/readfic/5780443
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,086 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
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Es Sólo Tu Corazón reviews
Lovino has been in love with Spain for as long as he can remember. All he wants is to be with his former caretaker, but he soon finds out that the Spain he knew as a child is no longer there...and the real one is far more dangerous. Spamano, yandere!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,582 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Raising America reviews
So, America finds a baby. Yes, a baby. Nobody's sure where he got it, but now he has to raise it on his own. Well, not entirely on his own, seeing as the practically the whole world -kolkolkol- wants a say in how it grows up. Easy? Nope. Fun? We'll see...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2011 - America, England/Britain
My Prisoner reviews
Belarus is more obsessed than ever with her older brother, and she will not tolerate anyone else getting close to him. But, then again, he and America are just friends, right? Bad summary :P Country and human names used. Russia/America ftw
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,308 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
The Only Thing We Have To Fear reviews
Someone is picking off the countries one by one. Nobody knows who or why. But a situation that should bring them closer together is instead ripping them apart. Lots of death and some violence. Slash later. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - N. Italy
So Cold reviews
Neji has never been very close to Hinata, but they were cousins so he couldn't hate her...and he'd probably save her life if the need arose. Their relationship has always been complicated...but what if there's something more there? Hyugacest...duh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Love of the Unforgiven reviews
Jack has been kicked out of his tribe, with nowhere to go. He's hurt Ralph too much to go to him. Right? Jack/Ralph
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010
Takani's Night reviews
Takani is a 5 year old girl, just out of the Ninja Academy. And she may be the most powerful ninja in the Hidden Leaf Village. Multiple OC. *Edit* Sort of slow in the beginning, but when it gets going it REALLY gets going.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Neji H.
Things Are Never As They Seem reviews
Neji already has enough problems. But when he gets a letter from Tenten professing her love and is partnered with her and Sasuke on a mission, how will things work out for him when he has to choose between his team and love? Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Hopeless Situations reviews
This is a short list of situations you never want to get into in the Naruto world.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009
Demyx Corner! reviews
Time to see what REALLY goes on in the Organization...with help of Demyx! Caution- Major Language and Sexual Themes
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009
