...Secrets Don't Make Friends...

Basic Info

I'm a college student studying Creative Writing and Fine art who writes fanfiction in my spare time. "Spare time" will vary depending on classes and various personal issues. But if I start a multi-chapter story, I promise to do my VERY BEST to update at least once a week.

Also, please don't judge me based on my earliest work (mainly the "Heroes" stories) I was young when I started this. _

Feel free to message, comment, constructively criticize, or flame my work. I like hearing people's opinions.

"Bitter Medicine" Series

This is something new I started. The idea is a series of one-shots of different Bleach characters getting a "taste of their own medicine". So far, the two written are a bit more on the serious side, but I may add some humorous ones too! And I'm totally open to suggestions, cause I'd be curious as to what you guys would want to see. The stories currently completed are:

Bitter Medicine: First in the series and its namesake, this one focuses on Yumichika and Ikkaku. Yumichika is tired of Ikkaku's attitude when it comes to fighting on his own. See what he does about it!

Kicking The Purebred: Second in the series and focusing on Byakuya. Ok, I have to admit, this one was a bit more for me then anything. I really disliked Byakuya at the begining of the series. I really hated what a jerk he was to Renji. He's slightly redemed himself recently, but still. I felt he needed a taste of his own medicine, so... I am aware that Byakuya and Renji have been on better terms since the Soul Society arc, but for the sake of this story, we're going to pretend his former feelings still lingured. Basically, Byakuya gets stuck in Rukongai and gains a new respect for his lieutenant.

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY

1.) Playing with your food and calling it ‘art’

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession’s favorite color.

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None.

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it.

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it’s obviously not.

12.) Silence.

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you).

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way).

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!!

17.) Dancing in the rain.

18.) Befriending a werewolf.

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can’t even keep his hair flat.

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can’t even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high.

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you’re doing.

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything.

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren’t written by you.

28.) Falling in Love.

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.

37.) Braiding people’s hair every time you get bored.

38.) Losing your wand when it’s behind your ear the whole time.

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period).

42.) -!!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!!)!!-

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking

48.) Therapy

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!

50.) Nightmares

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection

52.) Switching names

53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS

54.) Forgiveness

55.) Breaking things for fun.

56.) Running away

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything

59.) Miming

60.) Growing Up

Final Words:

If you read my stories, PLEASE REVIEW THEM! Even if you hated them, I want to know cause otherwise I wont learn and that's what I'm really aiming for.

Thanks for visiting my profile and I hope you enjoy my writing (and if you don't, see above).

Arrivederci!

~~~...But Friends Make Secrets...~~~