Just call me Andromeda.

Gender: Something

Age: about 16 months old

So its been quite a while since I've last been on here... Like about SIX YEARS. But I'm back and while probably not back to writing much fiction I do have a bit of other things in the works. Its been a lot of ups and downs these past six years and I've learned a ton about myself and the people around me. Maybe I'll work on more of my stories, but what's most likely going to happen is I won't and for that I'm sorry. I'm more on the Archive site anyway and will try to be posting some redo's of my silly old stories from here onto there. If anyone's interested in my penname over there just ask for it. Right now nothing's up but I've almost finished the first story.

Okay the first story is up on Archive of our Own. It's called Starlight if you want to find it and its just a remake of my very first fanfic. For anyone coming here from the Archive site I'm so sorry for all this word vomit. But enjoy.

Results from What's Your One Piece Doujinshin Personality

You are: Chopper-type.

Analysis:

You feel a craving for love, affection, and attention. However, for some reason, you.are so convinced that you're unlovable that you try to shut others out. This confuses people around you, because, guess what? You're just about the cutest thing since the Easter Bunny and the sweetest thing since C&H. For some reason everyone knows it but you. People love your kindness and your willingness to care for others. Why not let them return the favor sometime?

You are very innocent and shy. Sex is not as important to you as friendship and affection in general, and ultimately you find snuggling up with a loved one the most fulfilling of any activity. You love having attention and care, for instance, having your hair brushed, your nails done, or being bathed. Little things like that become very intimate and meaningful to you. As well they should be-- it's hard to earn your trust, and if you let someone close enough to you to clean your ears with one of those little poky sticks it says a lot about how you feel for them.

You are most compatible with: A Luffy-type has the same sort of feelings about friendship and love being the same as you. A Sanji-type would give you all the love and attention you crave, too..

Advice: Let someone make you their little teddy bear.

Shut Up Asshole. Your compliments don't make me happy. Does happy Dance

Stuff that I like

Favorite Anime/Manga:whistles:well I like Naruto, Shaman King, Bleach, Anime, FullMetalAlcamist, InuYasha, Ouran Host Club, Fairy Tail, Claymore and many others that I'm to lazy to put down :P

Favorite character's and why:

Sakura(Naruto):I like Sakura (after Shippuden) because she's determined to bring back Sasuke even though he's left the village to go to Gay guy for power. I think she could be one of the strongest characters on there. Think about it. She's a medical nin whitch means she knows all of rookie 9 and Team Gai's secrets. She know's their limit and weaknesses. A person you don't want to fight.

Naruto(Naruto) :Who doesn't love the guy. he's funny, charming, loyal to his precious ones and always brightens up peoples days. He's a hard worker that you can trust to get the job done in his own special way. I have yet to see a Naruto Bashing story.

Edward Elric(FMA): I personally like to meet him and call him short. Just to see him explode. But that is not the only reson I like Him. He is also a really talented person and I cannot wait to read the end of the series.

Roy Mustang(FMA) :Who doesn't like the guy. I know die hard Edward Elric fans don't really like the guy but come on cut him some slack. He and Full metal are on Good terms now.

Kakashi(naruto) :Yes I know he is a pervert Reading those books all the time but well He doesn't read it all the time. Just on special occasions. But I will not stand in the way if someone get's his books and burns them.

InuYasha(InuYasha): Cut the guy some slack people. I mean, I can't tell you how many people bash the poor dude. He is mean because his mom died when he was like five. He's mean to Shippo because Shippo is mean to him (but word is going around that now Shippo likes InuYasha as a Dad or at least older brother). I would be mean to everyone (especially Kagome) too if I had a girl sit me in the ground all the time Yeesh. All he's trying to do is help and What does Kagome do to say thank you. A big ol' SIT BOY. though it is funny to watch him being sat like in episode three and movie one. About Kikyo though Well he is free to make his own choice and if you remember they do live in diffrent times. Plus Inuyasha feels really guilty about Kikyos death. But if he didn't love Kagome more than Kikyo he would have gone to hell long ago. RIGHT?!

Fluffy(Inuyasha)you people who read Inuyasha know who and what I'm talking about: Well I like this guy because under all that coldness and headslicing off He's just a Big ol' puppy. Rin proves it so. But that doesn't mean I don't respect the guy. I respect him quite a lot. I still wonder what that thing around his shoulder is a tail or a boa

Sango(InuYasha) Three words: Kick ass girl. She totally can beat anyone and everyone (exept Fluffy) Especialy Miroku.

Ichigo(Bleach): Well I don't like him that much but He's ok I guess.

Rukia(Bleach):I like Rukia because...well her drawings. I mean come on Who doesn't love those mutant bunnys and weird Hollows

Haruhi(Ouran Host Club): 8 words. The most unromantic person in the Anime world. It's always funny to see her completely diss guys (on accident). I always do love to see Hot guys who have big Ego's get a little Deflation. sigh but I don't like how she acts towards the end a little. Oh well.

Kyoya(Ouran Host Club): He is above all my most favorite male Character. Who doesn't love the way he flashes those glasses when he thinks about money. I still have to learn that trick. How he can get everything under control with a single glance. And how he's the first Demon. Ahh good times good times.

Still more to come.

Favorite Quotes I found everywhere:

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Remember there's no such thing as a small
act of kindness. Every act creates
a ripple with no logical end."
- Scott Adams

"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”

The Twilight Quiz, Are you a Sparkly Vampire?

"You, off my planet."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge"

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you

-We're all a little weird. And life's a little
weird. And when we find someone whose
weirdness is compatible with ours, we join
up in mutual weirdness and call it love.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

For all the little funny quotes that made me laugh and laugh. This section is for them.

She then tilted her head up and laughed. Nobody thoght she was sane any more.- From "Boys. Hell no"

Sakura was not a very happy girl right then. Happy no. Panic yes.

There stood Haku in all his feminine glory with Hinata and her team. The brunette was gaping at his follower while Hinata fell into the ditch named ‘WE R 4 LOLITA SAKU’. Current inhabitants: Miyuki, Lee, and Tenten.

Sakura reddened like a Christmas light and quickly looked off to the side with a deep scowl. Haku slowly advanced forward, and Sakura retreated for every step he took.

“Sakura… Sakura-chan…” Haku mumbled out, his own cheeks dawning pink. Sakura became squeamish as Haku nearly collapsed on her as a very happy boy. Hinata squealed (a sound her team didn’t know she could make) and ran in place. Sakura marched out of the dango shop, only sparing a small hello and goodbye.

“…Was that Sakura?” Kiba asked; mind still not ‘in the zone’. Shino slowly nodded, he too not able to grasp reality and mirage. Hinata literally exhausted herself with unbearable adoration and Haku still leant in an odd angle. Kurenai was desperately whispering ‘kai!’ under her breath.

‘…My life is complete and I can die happy,’ Haku thought as he slowly fell farther to the ground.- From "Frost"

When Naruto mentioned Sasuke's name, she turned to him quite slowly and deliberately, only to give him the brightest, happiest smile of all, which seemed to be screaming out: I don't like you! Just you wait until I get a chance to beat your brains out!- From "In Time"

The most powerful man in Konoha suddenly found himself wishing he could cower behind his desk, as a vicious wave of killing intent washed over the room. Kakashi felt sweat trickle down the side of his face while he watched Sakura's eyes transform into slits, and then burst into fire. Her fists turned white as she clenched them

"Oh don't worry. We are good friends. Actually, we'll be the bestfriends ever." her voice was layered with a tinge of pure evil. Kakashi actually found himself taking a step back. The temperature in the room dropped by at least ten degrees. Evrything was going red...

And suddenly, it was all over. Sakura was back to normal, smiling just as sweetly as she had been before. For some reason, that scared the two shinobi more than her little outburst had. She turned and walked to the door.- From "In Time"

Naruto grinned up at her when she arrived, patting the ground next to him and scooting next to her. He silently showed her the correct buttons to press to move her car, seeming to know without being told that she hadn’t a clue what to do. On the screen, under his instruction, her sleek car ran over eight people on the side walk, uprooted two telephone poles and managed to earn her two of the stars he’d warned her meant that police were chasing her. She hit the gas trigger, speeding around a curve while Naruto and the other laughed.

She wasn’t sure what the point of the game was--if there even was one--but it was fun either way, even though instead of loosing stars she continued to gain them as she clumsily sped around corners. Naruto seemed impressed by this. “Wow Sakura. It took me a long time to get four stars!”

“I-Is that a g-good thing?” She wondered, narrowly swerving around a police barricade, unable to shake the helicopter that was flying overhead.

“Not at all!” The blonde laughed.

Sakura smashed head first into another car, sending it sliding across the street. Her hood had begun to burn and Naruto told her to get out of the car and she scrambled to do so, running from the flaming vehicle as it blew up. She blinked as the police officers around her exited their cars, shooting at her as she ran down the street and away from the chaos.

“Good god, Sakura,” Temari gasped, having come back in the room to find that twenty minutes had been enough time for Sakura to rack up five stars. “How have you not been caught yet?”

“The army is about to come in. I think.” Naruto explained to Sakura, trying to remember what had happened the last time he’d gotten that high. Sakura gasped as a police officer tried to run her over.

“W-What a v-violent m-man,” she stammered, watching her character get pummeled on all sides by at least thirty officers. Her health dropped dangerously as she stole one of the police cruisers, speeding away. “I’m g-going to d-die.”

“Yeah.” Naruto agreed, watching as she turned towards an abandoned mountain road. “You should drive off the cliff. It’s better than letting them get you.”

Sakura followed his directions, having a hard time steering with the cars behind her ramming into her tail. Finally, able to see the gray ocean before her, she crashed through a gate and over the pavement, moments later sailing through the air, the rock station screaming in the car’s stereo. She hit the water hard, watching the car sink slowly as her life drained away in a matter of seconds. She handed the controller back to Naruto, feeling strangely exhausted. - From "Blue Romance"

"Ino…" I said as I was patting her back thinking of what to say.

If I told her that there were other fish in the sea she'd be a smartass and say 'BUT I DON'T WANT A FISH. I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM BACK! WAHHHHHH' Then I'd be a socially awkward penguin.

I can't tell her that he was stupid for what he did. She'll be a smartass and say 'I WAS STUPID FOR LOVING HIM! WAHHHH.' Then I'd still be a socially awkward penguin.

I really can't say that he didn't deserve her, and that she was too good. Again she'll be a smartass and say, 'IF I'M SO GOOD, WHY DID HE DIDN'T HE WANT ME? WAAAAAAH.' Then again I'm the socially awkward penguin.

So what do you say to your best friend who's suffering from a heart break? What you say is…

"INO! GET THE FUCK UP. WE'RE GOING TO WAL-MART. WE ARE BUYING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM FOR YOUR MOPEY ASS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO CRY ALL FUCKING NIGHT. YOU WILL WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING. WE'LL GO SHOPPING AND BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BITCHES ON THE PLANET."

She can't be a smartass now, can she? And I am no longer caught in a socially awkward situation. I will not be a penguin, I am practically Jesus!

"Thanks, but no thanks…" Ino said. My image of me being Jesus cracked into a thousand pieces as I found myself sweeping them up. Did Ino…Ino Yamanaka refuse to go shopping? Oh the world is going to end! - From "Sakura Kiss"

I shook my head to dispel any impulses of throwing myself onto Edward right then and there. “So how’s that gonna work exactly? We stand on stage looking pretty, you say something to make me blush, then I say something to make you play the piano, after which I break down and cry because it’s too touching? Oh, and then somehow the microphone I’m holding just whacks me on the face?”

“What a wonderful performance,” murmured Jasper sarcastically.

Edward lifted a single eyebrow in curious amusement, but nodded. “That is actually possible. Now, if you please, choose our salary.”-From "Just a Human Game"

He went into the lounge and was greeted by the sight of Luffy trying to steal food from Zoro's plate, and Zoro resisting very little to Luffy's advances. He was about to burn the swordsman alive when the blond cook put more food on Luffys plate with a small smile.

Great he had to kill two guys now.

Then Ussop did the huge mistake of telling Luffy to stop stealing food.

Three guys to kill…

Luckily Chopper offered him his seat next to Luffy.

When I come back for Luffy, I'm going to kidnap this reindeer too!

And breakfast with the Straw hat crew went uneventful if you don't count the times Ace tried to burn the three guys on the ship. - From "Himitsu"

"Unleash your fury, kitsune. I am rea-."

The squeal and tackle-hug that came next took him very much by surprise, of course.

"Thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-THANK-YOU!"

"Wha-?" Sonic managed but gasped as his slender midriff was squeezed by two thin furry arms, driving the breath from his lungs as the weight seemed to settle on top of him. The hedgehog now was flailing wildly underneath his attacker, effectively cancelling any attempts at samurai-like dignity forever.

"I thought I was done for!"

"Help! Get OFF!"

"No one EVER helped me, not never!"

"Amaterasu! Kannon! Merciful Buddha! Any of you! HELP!"

"Can you take me home with you?"

"RAPE! …wait, what?"

There was a certain moment of silence. Sonic blinked as his brain tried to compute the conflicting audio information in relation to expectations. For the first time since the fox spirit had started attacking him, the hedgehog calmed down enough to properly behold the creature on top of him.

"Can we be best friends forever?" The fox now sounded vaguely hopeful.

"Huh?" Sonic replied intelligibly. "What did you say?"

"Whether we can be friends now," the kitsune repeated happily, twin tails now wagging in a disturbing manner. "I mean, 'cause you saved me 'n all!"

"…you're not going to unleash your magical fury on me?" Sonic frowned. The smaller kit was still straddling his chest and this encounter wasn't really playing out as expected.

"Uhm. Should I?" The kitsune looked puzzled.

"No!" Sonic hastily assured, then tentatively tried to sit up, which the spirit let him, sliding effortlessly into his lap. The hedgehog felt a bit out of sorts, as if they were trying to perform a Shakespeare play and someone had substituted his script with a Monty Python quotes collage. -From "Tails of a Samurai"

Due to the fact that I probably am not allowed a full whole story on here I'm just going to tell you to look up "Girl Days" for a good time. That is all .

The Price of Children

This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with 160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But 160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.

It translates into:

· 8,896.66 a year,
· 741.3 month, or 171.08 a week.
· That's a mere 24.24 a day!
· Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.

What do you get for your 160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For 160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:

finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to: keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For 160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:

retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:

· first step,
· first word,
· first bra,
· first date, and
· first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits.

So . . one day they will like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!

Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!

I am posting this for Lil' Yasha. Whom I belive is the BEST writer on here. If you think I'm Joking or Just Don't Agree please look at my fave Authors section. I promise you 95 of you will love her evin if you don't like InuYasha. And if Your Reading this Lil' Yasha Then thank you for the wonderful stories.

P.S. I like to put up my favorite quotes from fanfics stories. If you see your quote here and want me to either take it down or add your name to it just say so.

P.S.S I take no credit for any of the above quotes/

thank you people for listening to my Rambling. That is all.