Creature of Habit
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Joined 01-20-02, id: 157601, Profile Updated: 01-09-11
Author has written 11 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairly OddParents, Gundam Wing/AC, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

DISCLAIMER: As I am not as faithful as I should be to adding proper disclaimers in my stories, I am going to state right here, up front, that, no, I do not own any of the fandoms I write for, nor any of the characters - save those that are my painstaking originals. I am not presently offering them (my original characters) for use in other fiction. I could make an exception to the rule, possibly - but you would need to get a hold of me first and explain your reason for wanting to use them and how they would be used. In closing, again, I own nothing and I am not making one red cent on any of this.

Update: January 9, 2011: I have no idea when, or if, I will return to writing. My father just passed last month - we were very close and I am very distraught at this time. I also have a lot to keep up with; bills, estate issues, and so forth. You are free to leave me a message or contact me if you like - I can use all the support I can get right now. It is a pretty scary, heart-breaking time for me.

Wise Quote of the Moment: The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
Comical Quote of the Moment: Even the "voices" question my sanity.
Song of the Moment: "Yes, Boss" - Hess is More
Reading Material of the Moment: News junk.

Fresh Baked Novelties:

Schadenfreude (Yugioh): A work in progress. Marik and Bakura help us explore the psychosexual stages coined by Sigmund Freud. I honestly never intended for that to happen. On the upside - literal toilet humor! Perhaps I need a shrink... (In Progress)

Toy (Yugioh): An eccentric, Coin Operated Boy inspired, Yugi POV, exploration of the relationship that is Yami/Yugi. (In Progress)

Creature of Habit (aka "Cat in the Hammock")

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Drabbles: The Life of Yami Marik by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Ever wonder what Yami Marik does in his spare time? Rated T for silly humor and some interesting language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Yami Marik
Are We Human? by weatheredlaw reviews
One-shot. The night before the final battle, Yugi and Yami share a final moment.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Night Owls by weatheredlaw reviews
He heard him say it through the shadows and that was enough to put him to sleep.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Metaphorical by Crystilia Aerosine reviews
“So hypothetically, if we had sex in here…" Thiefshipping, two-shot in the making, light yaoi will be heavy yaoi, rated for kissing and seduction. Forgive me for vagueness it is explained at the top of the story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Fallen Leaves and Broken Windows by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Bakura/Malik. Dedicated to mystralwind. Because sometimes you have to think of answers to questions you don't understand yourself.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
A Little Understanding by Skyhiatrist reviews
It's not his fault that she's in love with him, but then she can't really help it either. Fate has locked Vicky's eyes eternally on Timmy, but Timmy's thoughts rest on Wanda and the now condemmed Cosmo. How to save him, what to do? VickyxTimmy.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Timmy, Vicki
All of Me by Lonestarr reviews
He loves her. She loves him. But someone doesn't love him loving her.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,845 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005
Having a wrong First Impression by Sunny Day in February reviews
Anti Cosmo doesn't like his life, wife, mistress, work, or whatsoever. But maybe he's just having a wrong first impression?... Find it out! Yay!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,829 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda
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Toy reviews
To Yugi Mutou? Toy. Toy? Yes... Toy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Schadenfreude reviews
When is an innocent lick not an innocent lick? Oh, Marik. What will we ever do with you!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Said the Actress to the Bishop reviews
Why is it that when we cannot see two people talking we always assume the perverted? Rated M to be super-safe.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Sweet Rolls From The Grave reviews
A companion set to Last Rites and Lemon Meringue. Rated M because Marik and Bakura do a lot of cursing.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Last Rites and Lemon Meringue reviews
The lesson here? Never forget the green bean casserole.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
You Owe Me A Dollar reviews
A penny for your thoughts. A dollar if you flash me.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Tortilla Chips reviews
Everyone loves something - even if it's only tortilla chips. Angst-speckled Ryou/Bakura fluff.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Shadi, Take Your Clothes Off! reviews
Someone decides Shadi needs to get out of those clothes. Devilish female OC. Terrified Shadi. Amused Yugi and Katsuya. Not so amused Yami and Kaiba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Shadi - Complete
Fire Escape reviews
One Shot. Quite dark. Heero angst. Please read the cautionary note at the beginning.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Heero Y. - Complete
Chinese Paper Cuts reviews
OneShot. Just a simple peek into Wanda and her life postCosmo. Rated to be on the safe side. Reviews are muchly appreciated.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Let Me Love You reviews
OneShot and Sequel. Pairing:SpongebobSquid. A bit on the dark side but a good read I promise. Rating is M just to be on the safe side. Nothing explicit. Feedback is much appreciated. Originally titled: Stupid
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete