His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **NEWLY REVISED & REWRITTEN VERSION NOW UP!

Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

A Marriage Law fanfic. Ginny Weasley is paired with Lucius Malfoy. There are no immediate fireworks between these two. Rated M for a reason in later chapters. Does not adhere to HBP or DH.

When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.

Voldemort thinks he has been very cunning in using Harry's blood for his resurrection, the blood containing Lily Potter's love. But dark magic always has consequences.

Bender never thought he would actually want someone who understands. Bender/Basketcase.

What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!

Harry's second year belonging to Voldemort. Traumatised and unable to speak, Harry fears he is to be replaced when Voldemort brings home a new pet.

Written for the 2015 Harry Potter Kinkfest on Live Journal. Harry is stuck in detention with Snape, Again. But this time is different, something doesn't feel right... or maybe something feels very right. Surely Snape is to blame? It just has to be his fault, Harry's never felt this way before. And just what in bloody hell is an Omega! And why does that make Snape so very happy?

...All it takes is a little push. A Joker/Batman fic, based on 'The Dark Knight' film. I am trying to do this as realistically as possible because, given the right circumstances, it COULD happen, so I hope you will all stay with me.

When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.

It's a question of biology... Vulcan biology. Towards the end of the 5 year mission, Kirk realizes that his feelings for Spock are requited, but Spock has already decided they can never be together. Kirk/Spock pre-slash to slash, with plenty of angst. (A full, clean copy for download - minus author notes, but including translations - is linked from the author's profile.)

With the Light's victory came the slow downfall of Magic as the Wizarding World remained unchanged. But when The-Boy-Who-Lived comes across a hidden surprise within the Ancient and Noble House of Black, the prospect of change suddenly glows brighter than ever, and it all began with an accidental word in Parseltongue. HP/LV SLASH. Explicit. Not Epilogue compliant!

Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.

Bruce Wayne is finished playing Dark Knight. Done. The Joker is MORE than displeased. Can the clown ensnare a falling bat? SLASH. Joker/Batman

Severus Snape finds a way to amuse himself. A series of insights. Multiple characters, but ultimately SS/HG. Mature readers, please.

She runs. He chases. She loves. He hates. She tries to leave. He pulls her back in. She tries to stay. He pushes her away. There is no life outside of addiction. Rated M for torture, excessive drugs use, blood, sex, language, near death experiences, and anything else that's mature. Loving yourself isn't easy. Joker/OC

Ileana, the niece of Victor Frankenstein, finds her world swept into a storm of nightmares when a man turns up at their Romanian home one evening, proclaiming a strange interest in one of Victor's experiments; the ability to create life through science.

Everyone needs a little more Bender/Basketcase in their life, no matter how many times it's been done before. Just a short oneshot about their relationship after the film.

Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry

Luna Lovegood approaches a wary Lucius Malfoy with an unsettling proposition...

Continuation of Smiles. Joker is released from Arkham and Crane redoes his Toxin. They are drawn to each other and Scarecrow uses that to his advantage. Scarecrow/Joker/Crane.

Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.

'Vlad had heard of women falling at one's feet before, but, truth be told, in three hundred years it had never happened to him until tonight.' A troubled nun throws herself upon the mercy of Count Dracula.

Was it the dancing? Warnings: Nolan-verse, Batman/Joker, Bruce/Joker, sex, language, bottom Bruce, angst, straight up PWP. This is set in the same universe as 'Mine Is The Heart I Will Save,' right after the hotel scene, but can be read as a stand alone.

"It's time for Batsy to take his medicine." Joker drugs Batman, with some interesting results. B/J slash, hard NC-17 rating for sex, violence and language. Mind the warnings and the rating.

"Their bodies know the truth of things, even when their brains do not." Batman has disappeared. Joker aims to find out why. B/J slash, NC-17 for sex, violence. Please mind the warnings and rating. Sequel called 'Laughing at the Sorry State I'm In' can also be found on this site.

The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]

It takes vital seconds for Bruce to realize that he is not alone in his room. Warnings: Nolan-verse, character death, mentioned Bruce/Selina, implied Bruce/Joker gen or pre-slash

"You know there's nothin' I wouldn't do for ya, Bats. If you'd just bend a little." Joker makes an offer that Batman cannot refuse. Batman/Joker slash, Nolan-verse, sex, violence, language, angsty!Bats, drunk!Bats, gentle!Joker

I have a plan.

Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.

The story of The Dark Knight, in the style of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Wrong place, wrong time.

Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...

Spock is going through Pon Farr, and Jim is suffering not only from the horrid Vulcan heat, but also at his Vulcan's unbearable teasing. Dominant Spock/Submissive Kirk. M for LANGUAGE AND M/M SLASH! dedicated to AmyCoolz.

But when she puts the cigarettes to her lips, she sees a playground in L.A and she watches it crumble.

Bruce Wayne wakes up and finds himself blindfolded and tied to a chair, captured by his arch enemy. It's going to be an interesting night. B/J SLASH. M/M. Mature. Oneshot. Nolanverse.

You have to take the skeletons out of the closet before you can bury them. Sequel to Shadow Selves. Wayne/Crane.

What would have happened had Spock's primal side not retreated at the end of the episode "All Our Yesterday's"? Lemon. Kirk/Spock

Blinking, she sat up and turned to see John, soaking wet and perched outside the window above her bed, stooped forward to avoid knocking the overhanging eaves. Bender/Allison one shot

Dracula becomes bored with his toys and wants a new one.

Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.

Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.

It's never easy to reconcile a friendship, especially if you broke the friendship by breaking your friend's ribs. Sequel to The Accidental Therapist.

An obsession that destroys everything it touches.

Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.

Joker POV. The shrinks at Arkham decide it would be therapeutic for the Joker to take up writing. This is the result.

Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH

Jonathan Crane and the Joker "celebrate" their third year together. Not really a part of my series, possibly a sequel? to "Newfound Desires." VERY explicit J.Crane/Joker slash. Easily-offended viewers be warned.

Dr. Crane has a new patient, and he presents a challenge. Snarky Joker, egotistical Crane, and cliche lines. Psychological concepts and intrigue.

Batman/Joker. Slash. Sometimes, hate and love really are closer than we think, and hate and need are even closer than that. Obsession might not be healthy, but since when have either of them ever been healthy?

BRUCExJOKER SLASH! The Joker knows Batman's true identity. Now, Bruce must his break his one rule to protect his secret, or find some way get through to the madman before it's too late. Can Bruce see past the make-up and find the man behind the insanity?

This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.

What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG

Tom/OC ; Elodie fancies bold Tom Riddle, the apple of her eye... and he knows it. All the better to take advantage of her!

A short little verse about how I personally think Voldemort loves.

Non-Nolanverse, Batman/Joker. When Bruce is kdnapped by Gotham's most wanted, he needs a distraction to escape. SLASH, 18

Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.

Why is it that whenever Batman is hanging on for dear life, the only one who ever shows up is the Joker? One shot, slash. You know the routine! JokerXBatman

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

A bomb threat has the Dark Knight visiting Arkham to have a conversation with everyone's favorite Clown Prince of Crime.

Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.

Oneshot Drac x OC . She is always calling for him. She has been calling for him since the day she first wrote his name. Dracula's nightly visits to a nameless young woman come to an inevitable conclusion. On the darker side... Read & review please!

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Bruce Wayne has an unexpected visitor on his night off. BatmanJoker slashiness

Voldemort is imprisoned and tortured. Harry visits him and gets off with him. Torture, swearing, sexual references. HPGW, RWDM, HPLV.

He thinks that once upon a time, he had been able to control himself around the clown. BatmanJoker.

“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.

DracOC. Dracula was in love once, to a young woman when he was human. But when they are both killed and brought back to life by the devil, staying together becomes difficult, and poses the question : Can love survive the test of immortality? The tale of