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 Hello! Thank you very much for visiting my profile. Due to having deleted some of my stories (like All About Your Heart, Lego House and oneshots) I decided to move my fanfiction elsewhere. You can find me on Ao3! Same username. |
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Liquida Tenebris by DoYouMindIfISlytherin reviews
Something is 'wrong,' with Harry. He's hearing voices. or rather, a voice. Its telling him he's been on the wrong side since the beginning. Harry doesn't believe it. But for how long? Dark!Harry, eventual HP/LV slash. Don't like don't read. Complete with epilogue. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,890 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ashes and Wine by Nillen reviews
AU. Slash. "This may be insanity but I'm telling you; I'd live with his ghost if that is all I can have." Tom Riddle/Harry Potter. Tom Riddle Senior/Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Palatable by CatherineSommers reviews
Kurt didn't know how it happened, or how he was supposed to react. So he allowed himself to lose in his emotions. With boypussy!Kurt & Puppy!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What's Mine Isn't Yours by EmilianaDarling reviews
On Blaine's first day at McKinley, it takes him less than five minutes to realize that Dave Karofsky *wants* his boyfriend. And over the course of the next while, he can't seem to stop himself from getting more and more bothered by it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mr Butterfly by MoWa reviews
Kisses, bow ties, French phrases and butterflies - or: the receipt for a nickname -sort of- takes years to prepare. Klaine-Futurefic! Rated M to be sure.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Save the last dance by JBTForde reviews
House and Cuddy go to a fundraiser. Cuddy's promised House a reward but he can't wait and decides to take it in to his own hands.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
A Blunt Question by StormsInNeverland reviews
Cooper Anderson is a therapist who volunteered for the Trevor Project, until one night he fears he failed to save a struggling boy named Kurt, and steps down. One day he meets Blaine's boyfriend, and dares to ask a blunt question.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cooper A., Kurt H. - Complete
Oranges by Da Klainetrain Is Coming reviews
Where Kurt is, Blaine feels safe.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Why I Really, Really, Really Like You by rayychel infinity reviews
"You laugh at my jokes," "You get me," "You're witty." Blaine brings Kurt a rather unique Valentine's gift to school that leaves Kurt actually enjoying the holiday for once.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When you give yourself to me by Da Klainetrain Is Coming reviews
Kurt loves waking up next to Blaine. He's so beautiful and soft under Kurt's hands, so perfect and just made to be loved.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Atelophobia Fixation by Nillen reviews
AU!HouseMD. Fear of imperfection. Doctor Riddle is sure he has none. He just seeks perfection in everything he does. Yes, that's right. Pre-slash TMRHP if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Full Of Sound And Fury by rayychel infinity reviews
He lives in his world of silence; he lives in his world of sound. When Kurt meets Blaine and finds out he's different, he doesn't run: he does everything he can to keep him in his life as they grow up. Deaf!Blaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lovely Kisses by sheetamoon reviews
short one shot. implied slash. Lots of fluff. Tom/Harry twisted brotherly love. Don't like, you don't have to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
It'll Linger by Zavocado reviews
Part of the Anderberry siblings verse. After Rachel rats Blaine out to their dads, Blaine and Kurt decide that her bedroom is a much better place to spend some alone time than either of theirs. Anderberry, Klaine smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Every Evening I Died, And Every Evening I Was Born by rayychel infinity reviews
"Blaine feels his knuckles dig into the soft flesh of the guy's temple and down he goes, crumpling to the ground faster than Blaine could blink or shake out his hand." Student by day, Tyler Durden by night: Blaine runs his own fight club.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Misguided Ghosts by Calasse reviews
A formless individual has entered little Harry's life. As he grows up, a voice constantly whispers in his mind, eventually shaping the saviour of the wizarding world into someone he wasn't supposed to be. Dark!Harry. LVHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
No Turning Back by rayychel infinity reviews
"'Deal,' Blaine replies, his breath tickling Kurt's lips when he pulls away, eyes flickering to a soft honey hazel before inking up again like dark clouds covering the sky." Demon AU: Kurt summons a demon at a crossroads and makes a deal.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Over Coffee by Aeria reviews
Snapshot look at the next however many years of Kurt and Blaine together. I suppose one of my many headcanons on where they go, where they end up.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Think We Kissed But I Forgot by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
Blaine's drunken escapades post-Scandals in West Lima: Stumbling out into the darkness after his fight with Kurt, Blaine is determined to walk all the way home. Luckily he has a good boyfriend to look after him when he's not being so rational.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Flicker by Aeria reviews
SPOILERS: for episode 5. In particular an image of Kurt and Blaine shown in the Australian promo. Beyond that...Kurt/Blaine fluffsmut.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dirty Triptych by Senri reviews
Kakuzu/Yugito/Hidan. A long gallows walk, a prodigal son, a woman in a dark corner. Persimmons, peaches, tangerines. Gods move in strange ways. Thank you my lovely reviewers for reminding me to update before 3 years passed again!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Yugito N., Hidan - Complete
Nonchalance by TheDullYellowEye reviews
He used to be a handsome man with blood red eyes. And now Harry doesn't really care about anything but him. Weird slashy oneshot drabble thing. Lolwhut. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Weather by DareU2Bme reviews
Blaine realizes he's in love with Kurt... but is he willing to risk their great friendship for something more? Klaine FLUFF
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Eyes Leave Me Breathless by rayychel infinity reviews
"'I know we're not ready for actual sex, and I totally respect that. But we agreed that any and all fantasies are on the table. We said we'd always be honest and never hold back.'" Blaine wants to try something.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Have A Moan All Of Your Own by rayychel infinity reviews
Everything is so easy between them that it should almost be a problem, but all Kurt does is push out a laugh and swat at Blaine's shoulder, breath hitching when Blaine slides his hand up, then down. "I think this will end a lot better with you inside me."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Seconds by Aeria reviews
Future Blaine/Kurt smut fic. Just really desperate, fast sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Someday by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Immediate reaction fic to episode 2 so spoilers for that ep. Just a resolution to the cliff hanger and closure and stuff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All I Want Is Your Touch by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine is wearing glasses. Glasses with a thin, rectangle-shaped frame, just simple black and nothing gaudy and fancy or even with a blatant designer logo like Kurt would go for if he ever had to wear them. He doesn't get why he's so turned on right now.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Mother's Wish by Calasse reviews
Clammy fingers of whimsical dreams fail to retain her, the crash of reality cold and unforgiving against her deathly pale skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Merope G. - Complete
Time Together Isn't Ever Quite Enough by rayychel infinity reviews
"When Blaine sings, his blue aura is strong, steady, like he's at his most calm. When his eyes lock with Kurt's, it fluctuates slightly, jumps around like Kurt's heart is doing inside his chest." Kurt can see auras; Blaine's is the same color as his mom's
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Straight Laced by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Blaine is a jerk in a suit who works behind a desk and needs a new secretary. It's a good thing Kurt is perfect for the job. Basically just an excuse for lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Oh Poor Me, Oh Poor You by rayychel infinity reviews
"It's a boy, Blaine realizes after a minute or two. A very, very pretty brunet boy with pale skin and green-blue eyes that shimmer and change colors seemingly whenever they feel like it." Treatment facility AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
How The Other Half Lives by Zakksu reviews
AU IchiKai. I knew what I was getting into. What the end result would be if I continued with this wonderful disaster. I guess, because I chose to love him back, this is the crap I get as a result. But you know what? I don’t f-ing care! Ne, my baka Berry?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Kaien S.
The Scarf by AnneM.Oliver reviews
His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Speechless by CatherineSommers reviews
Their eyes traveled over the body in front of them, exploring what they had seen, touching where they had left marks which symbolise what was theirs. Words weren't need to know what the silence beetween them was hiding.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Disorder by SocksForDobby reviews
AU after GOF. Fifteen-year-old Harry Potter expects his decomposing corpse to be used as a footstool after being kidnapped by Voldemort, but is kept alive. "Potter has no training of the mind. He will be very easy to break."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,292 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cold by Veterization reviews
Harry/Cedric oneshot. As the tournament begins, Harry thinks he may have a thing for Cedric Diggory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 5,096 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Which Things Happen by YoungSasuke reviews
And Tom decides to be a prat. TR/HP, AU, OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Fever by TheKatInTheShade reviews
Grimmjow thinks he's got it rough. He couldn't be more wrong. Changed my pen name from Ichigo Aisukuri-mu, sorry for the confusion!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Like Rabbits by kc creation reviews
Misaki takes matters into his own hands.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Companionable Silence by pococurante reviews
In which Harry has an almost friendly conversation with a future dark lord. Rated T for language. – implied time-travel. oneshot. un-beta'd -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Disorientation by Miastic reviews
AU/AR. Shiro has been captured, but does he really want to escape? Same Universe as 'Close Encounter' and 'Summer Madness' but can stand alone. Warnings: yaoi, mild bondage, hints of dub-con/non-con GRIMMHICHI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Grimmjow J., Dark Ichigo
Howling Moon: A StarrkxIchigo Collection by bowlerhatfringe reviews
On the edge of the cliff the wolf cried out to the moon. A StarrkxIchigo collection full of one-shots, drabbles, and multi-chaptered StarrkxIchigo stories. Will do requests! Story 6: Don't Let Go pt2
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,149 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - C. Stark, Ichigo K.
This Could Be the Day by Rairakku Hana reviews
Their friends always thought getting the two of them to actually confess would be the difficult part. After declarations, came dating, followed by debacles. With these two, nothing was ever that simple. Ichihime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,829 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Personal Detail by spookytus reviews
Blaine Dalton has just been elected America's first gay president. As such, he needs secret service agents of an unusually high skill level. Agent Kurt Hummel is assigned to President Dalton's personal detail. HIATUS. Not sure when I'll get back to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Snake and His Lion by iWannaPetYourPetPeacock reviews
Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4276 - Favs: 9,249 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dinner Etiquette by kc creation reviews
Misaki has an idea of what lovemaking should feel like, but, of course, Usagi-san has never been the conventional type.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 4074 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Its really Sumisempai's fault by WoahWaitWhat reviews
Misaki's present to Usagi wasn't taking the initiative. Which he does. So then what is it you ask? Its a surprise, of course! Warnings; malexmale sex, implied crossdressing.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Genophobia by BonneNuit reviews
Ichigo has a fear of sex because of something that happened when he was young. He’s unable to get over it until he meets Starrk. Ichigo thinks he may have finally met someone who was actually worth it, then his past rears its ugly head. StarrkxIchigo yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Ichigo K., C. Stark
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss and Run by LizardBot reviews
Ice cream cones and kisses. Minor Sasuke-bashing. If you squint. AU - Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Three, Two, One by UlquiorraNoKokoro reviews
Krum clenched his fists, unclenched them. Took a deep breath. One, two, three. Three, two, one. Go. Now. \\ My rendition of how Krum asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. K plus for one swearword. May become a series of Krumione one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank You by Desperatembrace reviews
Ichigo is cursed, doomed to walk the earth forever. When he comes across Grimmjow, a young kid wrapped up in the wrong crowd in the modern setting, he can't help but interfere. AU; Oneshot; Warning: Violence, language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Deliciae, Rosa Beatitudo by Dowash reviews
'Yes… Oh, yes…'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
My own Hell by No name Nada reviews
He absently touched his abdomen under sweat damped shirt and whimpered curling in to a ball in a corner on the floor. Smell of vomit and sweat making his head sway, he lay there as alone as he was, since the cold days he remembered.The ultimate sacrifice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Simply Need to Know by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGVK: Viktor soon hopes to retire, but he may only do so if Hermione allows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
I am known to night and horses and the desert by tasteslikemiso reviews
They shouldn't have to belong to anyone, he thought sleepily, yawning and stretching out his arms. Grimmjow/Shirosaki. Animals bite but they obey their own rules.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - [Grimmjow J., Dark Ichigo] - Complete
Stag by Violet Garnets reviews
A late and terrifying stripper, an insanely attractive bodyguard, a very drunk bachelor, and a handful of secrets: ah, sometimes the bachelor party is even more exciting than the wedding. KakaNaru. Lemon. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Twist in Time by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,753 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Steamy Reunion by Fancy Kagome86 reviews
A friend and i got real bored, so we wrote this hot, steamy, sexy, erotic YAOI. Enjoy I know we will RATED M FOR A REASON! BOY ON BOY DONT LIKE DONT READ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
More Than I Bargained For by hylian-dragoness reviews
Ichigo gets running to the grocery store in rain and ends up meeting a tall and handsome stranger who kindly takes him home. Or, would've. He ends up taking him to his own flat. Just who is this mysterious man...? For GrimmIchi day 6/15 yaoi lemon slash
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Swallow by dancingtothistwister reviews
A horny Ichigo gives Grimmjow a blowjob. Obviously, a PWP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
I Will Wait One Week by TheKatInTheShade reviews
"Are you mentally retarded?" I hear him exclaim from behind me. I spin around on the sofa to look at him, scratching my itchy testicles. "Huh?" GrimmIchi REVIEW
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
It's Always Been You, Mate by Northen reviews
Hermione accepts Ron's invitation to accompany him to the Yule ball. Ron likes her but she likes Viktor...and Viktor likes her. Ron is a nice boy in this story. I like this Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Damn Tear by TheKatInTheShade reviews
"I love you too." There is no hesitation. Suddenly there is nothing stopping us. He lunges forwards and kisses me until I am sure I am no longer of this world.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag by TheKatInTheShade reviews
I can feel the saliva clog up my throat as I look down at his very hard and very large phallus. Slowly and, feeling like a bit of a moron, I reach forwards and grasp him in my hand. GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Killing is not the answer by writertron reviews
AU warning - aftermath of torture, death fic. Harry has come to the conclusion that no matter what the muggles have done him, killing is not the answer. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Strawberry coloured reiatsu by Clio S.S reviews
There's a trick to it: try to replace -you're an idiot- with -I love you-. Dedicated to manjuria in her special day. I wish I could be there, Ranchii.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Truth the Dead Know by salty-sarah reviews
In his Fourth-Year, Barty Crouch was sentenced to the Veil, not Kissed. Years later, Harry gets his lover back. Warnings for slash. Barty/Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Barty C. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
To Hell with Chastity by Pollux Unbound reviews
Ichigo wonders why he has to be a virgin at this critical time. To think he is alone in the desert with an Arrancar dude, Grimmjow Jaggerjack, why indeed? One-shot GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Midnight to Midnight by Rebel-Aquarius reviews
Ichigo doesn't know why he let it get this far, as he takes in Grimmjow's rumpled blue hair, the hard muscles of his chest. He shouldn't be doing this. But he can't…make himself stop, either. Grimmjow/Ichigo, yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Love Lessons by Heroes Can Save You reviews
AU fic: Teacher Grimm x Student Ichi. With a beauitfully cliched title. With all the problems they face, can they really be together?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,292 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy: Expansion Pack by Mistress Penelopye reviews
An extension of the AU fic Strawberry Bad Boy. Occurs four year after the end of the original story and follows Grimmjow and Ichigo as they make a tough life decision.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sweet Venom by ZaaaR reviews
Tom Riddle could conquer anything, conquerable or not. So how is it that Harry Potter kept slipping through his fingers? TRHP, SLASH, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,013 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The idiot and the prude by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo learns the hard way why going shopping with Renji is a bad, bad idea.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Reparabilis by Rhyte reviews
AU. Tom Riddle makes an unorthodox attempt to reclaim something of his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Those Eyes by zfirze reviews
Grimmjow wanted to see those eyes again. GrimmIchi, oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Game by Lord Kieran reviews
Challengefic. After centuries of fighting the Dark Lord, Harry Potter has given up trying to destroy him. Or has he? CharacterDeath. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Photo Booth by bowlerhatfringe reviews
An innocent photo booth is the inspiration for a wild ride with Sousuke's adorable lover, Ichigo. AizenxIchigo AU Request done for mixmixchocolate93!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/10/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Humiliation by Alphabetical reviews
Pointless/shameless act between Grimmy and hollow Ichigo. HollIchi/Grimm.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Eternal Prison by Lord Kieran reviews
Locked alone in a tower, he waits for his captor to remind him what it is to be alive. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Material World by BonneNuit reviews
Grimmjow and Ichigo are sparring when Shirosaki Dark Ichigo materializes. GrimmIchi ShiroIchi threesome. There will be NO GrimmShiro! Oneshot, yaoi, please read the warnings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
First Thing by bethalaina reviews
You'd think Hermione Granger would be happier about Valentine's Day, with what she's got waiting for her!" Viktor tries to convince Hermione that Valentine's Day is worth celebrating. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
God's Sin by Shinigami240 reviews
AizenxIchigo. Spoilers. One-shot. “I can practically touch your heart.” Aizen murmured softly. His fingers pressed firmer against the boy’s fluctuating chest...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/6/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Satisfaction by LyricalSin reviews
Sequel to the 'Ladies and Gentlemen' segment in 10 Clicks on a ShiroIchigo Ipod. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Given Freely by ichkak reviews
Aizen won and in punishment, Ichigo knew he deserved to be used as the power mad mans toy. But it seems that Aizen hasn't got the heart to dish out as much punishment as the kids wants. Set after the death of Ulquiorra with Aizen Ichigo pairing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Traitor by Troublesque reviews
His late night activities are swimming around in his mind: making him second guess himself. He knows the wrongs he's done. He knows the consequences of his actions. But the real struggle: how he's going to deal with the reality. Will he survive the pain?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Instinct by Nakimochiku reviews
He could eat king's heart one. bite. at. a. time. oneshot, onesided Hichi x Ichi, enjoy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Stray by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi A/U : Ichigo was walking back from school on a rainy day when he passes an alley and finds Tomcat!Grimmjow injured and unconscious. He decides to take the cat home to the family clinic and patch him up. A series of lemons with some plot. :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Seven Days by Confusion No Hime reviews
They have seven days to be together before Christmas. Ichigo was excited about it but Shirosaki’s job was on his way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
22 Ownership by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Obviously, they'd never been in love before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Internal Bleeding by Vegx reviews
El detective se despierta de una pesadilla envuelto en una confusa realidad donde se reflejara ante su otro yo BBxL
Death Note - Rated: T - Spanish - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - L, BB - Complete
How to Fall Out of Love by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Family Ties by Gryvon reviews
Isshin discovers Chad and Ichigo's relationship.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K.] - Complete
Imprisonment by Daaro Moltor reviews
For some unknown reason, fate decided to play a cruel joke on Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, so fate chained them to a wall. Face to face. Fate can be real fun sometimes, don't you think...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 159 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Memories Of Angels and Demons That Won't Return by Ashuri009 reviews
My life was destroyed by a broken promise,or so I thought But then he gave me a new out look on life and for that I am greatful." Rated M for Hidans mouth.. nuff said POSSIBLE ROMANCE IF FANS DEMAND IT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Umbridge gets hers by Fonkirby reviews
The arguing between Harry and Umbridge reaches a head, but what happens if a certain dark wizard decided to show up early? Funny stuff that's what! Rated M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Sideways City by UchiHime reviews
My first memory is of my twin brother disappearing in the Sideways City." Complete Summary inside, rated M for reference to Rape noncon , Incest, twincest, child abuse, cutting, attempted suicide, character death, angst, and an overall Tormented Soul
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Narcissus by seventhSINwrath reviews
Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 359 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Kuso Gaki! by Zyu The Last reviews
Grimmjaw's eye twitched as he stared in disbelief, "So you're telling me... That Kurosaki Ichigo, assumed dead, was actually turned into a snot nosed Brat?" Aizen Tutted, "Language, Grimmjaw." [Abandoned]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
The Wardrobe Debacle by TeaMongrel reviews
Grimmjow brings to light a little problem with Ichigos bankai. shounen-ai
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Sacrifice by crabby crab reviews
I could die for them and knowing that their lives continued would be enough. Grimm/Ichi. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Fulfilled Fantasy by Val Skia reviews
Before the Last Battle can commence, a train ride is in order. Unfortunately for Harry, Death Eaters have to ride too. While on board, Harry's luck runs out, and he finds his seat next to a bored Dark Lord. Trainlest, HPLV, Smut, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 286 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
To Save and Enslave by Pollux Unbound reviews
As it's bound to be, Ichigo falls into the hands of Aizen and his minions. For convenience, they're chopping his head off. But that's not gonna happen, is it? Because someone is having a few problems with that. GrimmIchi One-shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
In Sickness by Black Storm Van Pendragon reviews
Ichigo and Grimmjow rediscover their feelings for each other, in a small way...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Piece Of Art by ms.jester reviews
Hidan, the top art student, dreams of being just as good as his older brother, Hideki, a genius tattooist, in art. Kakuzu is an art major in college who comes to teach Hidan's class for extra credit. Can he help Hidan achieve his dream? KakuHida AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Time changes everything, yet nothing by Kiasohma reviews
How much can the hollowness in a hollow shatter? Perhaps it's for the best. 5 years before and after the war and the events in between. The “is”, the “was”, and the “could-be”, and everything that matters between a king and his horse. HichiIchi, R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Remember by Desperatembrace reviews
Young Grimmjow keeps running into the strange orange haired child, wondering how exactly such a child could claim to see ghosts with such a straight face. Fate seems to enjoy having them cross paths multiple times. AU, fluff, Grimmichi, shonen-ai
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Home by wrtr74 reviews
After Ginny's death, Cedric and Harry grow closer. There are still adjustments that they need to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Everything's Legal in Las Vegas by Nakimochiku reviews
it's Las Vegas, Ichi, Las Vegas! Hichi x Ichi, AU, oneshot for Affie and Rysh, enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Little Red Ichigo? by Grotesque Allure reviews
Ichigo is going to his grandmothers house to drop off a basket. On his way he meets a Grimmy-Wolf. GrimmIchi. I suck at summaries so just read it!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Innocence by Airanke reviews
What she lacked in confidence she made up for in innocence. That's what they really liked about her. SasuHinaHida, Hidan Hinata Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,854 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Lesson Learned by Desperatembrace reviews
Grimmjow leaves for work, leaving Orihime and Ichigo home to converse and hang out. Bad thing is, Orihime decides to gift Ichigo, who still has a bit of missing memories, with some of her cooking. That poor kitchen... E&S oneshot, AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Endure and Survive by Desperatembrace reviews
When Grimmjow is on his way home from overtime at work, he never expects to pick up a bloodied, half-naked, orange haired man off the side of the street. Nor did he expect to fall in love with him. It's funny how life works that way. Grimmichi, AU, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,596 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Age Old Question by Shadow of Arashi reviews
I can’t believe you put bets on my sexual life! What kind of friends are you!" Of cliché and nagging sidekicks. Poor Ichigo never saw it coming. Ichigo/Grimmjow, silly humor, boylove. Rated for swearing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Kitty vs Pineapple by MCrind reviews
The Winter War is over and everyone's at school.Both Grimmjow and Renji want Ichigo but only one of them can have him. Yaoi Boy X Boy GrimmIchi. If you don't enjoy Yaoi, just don't read or flame. That simple.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Kiasohma reviews
When people say that "it's not the getting IN part that's the problem, but the getting OUT," they KNOW what the hell they are talking about, Ichigo can't deny that, not by a long shot. GrimmIchi. R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Quiet Night by JigsawHalloween reviews
Grimmjow was perched atop the roof of a building and stared back over his shoulder at Ichigo's window. Regrettably, the arrancar faded into eternity. GrimmxIchi Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Opposite Ends by The Crack Fairy reviews
In a way, Kakuzu had always known that he and Hidan would end up meeting again. Somehow, he had also known that it would not be pleasant. - AU, character death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Domination by soloego reviews
Ichigo comes back home from an exhausting day of work and fights off his inner hollow "urges"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Just One by RazorCardz01 reviews
Hichigo never really studied normal human behavior, explaining his ignorance to romance. Feeling generous one day, Ichigo decides to help him understand a seemingly innocent gesture. -One Shot-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Lucifer's Angel by Yoshimara reviews
Even when I saw him smile at the fairy woman, it wasn't what it could have been and a thought struck me. I wanted to make 'em smile and actually mean it. Warnings inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Enough is enough by tant-gredelin reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo doesn't like himself very much anymore. Thankfully he has just found the perfect way of dealing with it. Drabble. Implied non/con.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Kon - Complete
Do Not Walk Gently Into The Night by Tiro reviews
Harry is sick of life, and writes his final letter… to Voldemort. However, Voldemort will not let the teen die. So what happens afterwards? Slash-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 881 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Grimm Themes by dragonmaiden50 reviews
Grimmjow/Ichigo relationship in a series of one word themes. Mild kissing yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Splinters by OrigamiGirl reviews
Sasori/Sakura - One Month Word Challenge - Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by hyenateeth reviews
Do you think your impending death can wait a bit so we can get some coffee?" "Are you asking me out?" ItaHida, yaoi, profanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Shut up Hidan by skydreia reviews
Hidan's constant complaining drives Kakuzu into being more creative in shutting him up. This in turn makes Hidan a little more then just paranoid.Chapter4: bathroom renovating and painting tips! Eventual HidanXKakuzu.Rated M for Hidan and further chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
KakuzuxHidan oneshot by nowherenew reviews
HidaKaku prologue/first part to Beast and the Harlot. Hidan thought he hated Kakuzu with all his being, but is that really how he feels? M for later yaoi and Hidan's mouth. kakuzu hidan kakuhida hidakaku hidankakuzu hidanxkakuzu READ BEAST/HARLOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Frenzied Waltz by ChiharuSato22 reviews
Don't let it bother you because, in the end, what does it matter? After all, to them, it's not love or a game. It's just a dance - a frenzied waltz. Pairing: KakuHidan KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Question's by Lecture reviews
Kakuzu asks a few weird questions that threaten Hidan's sanity. Like he has any left.Slight Yaoi. Rated T for Hidan's Tourettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Strong At Heart by Katsumi Sinclair reviews
Ulquiorra ponders as Orihime eats, Orihime wants to know what he's thinking about. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Cream Kisses by KivaEmber reviews
AU random drabble. Damn Shiro and his clichés. HichiIchi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Money Trails by MaestroWalrus reviews
What happens when Hidan decides to set a trap for Kakuzu, using his money as bait? The usual Akatsuki-related madness, of course. Crack-ish fic, bit of OOC-ness. Rated for Hidan being...well, Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Going South by Axolotlabulous reviews
-Drabble Collection- Some brief insight into the lives of Team Zombie in no particular order. Tells the story of two immortals, and their adventures in relationship, bounties, and oceanside cities of steel. -KakuHidan- Rated T for Hidan being Hidan...ish?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Haircut by GoldenGrimoire reviews
It doesn't suit you at all, and neither does the Uchiha brat that you've been throwing yourself at while I was gone." Sasori pays Sakura a little visit after a long absence. Drabble. Sasori/Sakura, mention of Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Lazy Man by KivaEmber reviews
Very slightly implied StarkxIchigo. It was just a simple trip to the supermarket involving an uptight redhead and the laziest man on Earth. Request fic by TropicaIna.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
The Flower That Shattered The Stone by iamofthedesert reviews
Hidan just moved away from the perfect life. Good friends, doing good in school, hot girlfriend. He now has to make it in the most stereotypical school in the U.S. Can he make it? Akatsuki fic AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Doctor, Doctor, Knight by Tinker Misa reviews
Hidan and Deidara in medieval Europe. Hidan is a knight, and a famous one at that while his squire, Deidara, is left with his confused feelings. What happens when a mysterious masked doctor comes into the picture? Who will be left with Hidan's heart?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Just to Get High by PeinSaku reviews
I stared in shock at the scene. My best friend — my only friend — was slumped against a dirty brick wall in an alley. There was just enough light from the full moon to reveal it to me. Something in the pit of my stomach told me exactly what was going on. [AU. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] - Complete
More Than Fifty Cents by ms.jester reviews
Hidan is a editorial columnist. One day, Kakuzu, a reporter, implies that Hidan is not even worth fifty cents. Since then, Hidan spends more time with Kisame instead of Kakuzu and the latter gets jealous. Will Kakuzu humble himself and say sorry? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Harry Has Sex at the End by aelursadgod reviews
In which Harry is so horny that OoCness is seen as something funny. Sort of crack, Harry/Voldemort. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You and Me by nuriiko reviews
Dateme Mar09 Contest. Kakuzu, Hinata pairing.Hinata wailed but close her mouth with her hands when she discovered that her intimidating superior was again standing in front of her desk, with a glint of amusement in his eyes, holding up a power cord.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hinata H., Kakuzu - Complete
Jealousy by Tinni reviews
Ichimaru can be a very jealous creature. Gin x Rangiku. Kind of dark, kind of funny.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
KakuHida Retrobution Comes Swift by ShadyMidna reviews
NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED - ANGST! This story is based off of the song 'Goodbye, I'm Sorry' by And Then I Turned Seven... Hidan knows something's coming. Jashin will surely committing the mother of all sins... Falling in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
i m m o r t a l a n g e l by Areazel
Just a bit of a drabble staring Hidan and Kakuzu. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Scythe by flaafo reviews
There's a definite reason I'm not allowed to write KakuHi. I screw it up so bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Digging for Diamonds by Atopos reviews
Kakuzu always makes Hidan do the dirty work, especially if it makes him richer. Sometimes the work i just a little degrading. Warning for Hidan's language of course .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Storyteller by iSpanky reviews
Master Sasori, tell me a story. She said, basking underneath the evening sun that lazily kissed her face before it left the sky. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Masochist by Twisted Badger reviews
I had always thought I was a masochist. I guess it would explain the early stages of puberty. You know. Cutting myself. Jacking off with a bloody wrist. That sort of thing. Grim/Ichi. Dark themes, Yaoi, Incest, Drug Abuse, Cutting.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Quiet by dftreaper reviews
Ichigo catches his brother Shiro and his boyfriend Grimmjow giving the emoty hallway quite a show. Grimmshiro. Implied Ichiishi. AU. For FreakyPetaChick!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stripped by Loid reviews
The line between unbridled hatred and unconscious lust takes front seat in this story about an unconventional relationship between Shinigami and Hollow. GrimmIchi. Rated MA for violence, strong sexual content involving males and language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,089 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Rukia's Day Out by katzemadchenchan reviews
Sequel to Byakuya's Day Out. Seireitei has gotten hold over what happened that night and Rukia is in BIG trouble. She goes from supposedly kissing Byakuya to...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
hidan bad day by Jade07Fun reviews
this is a kakuhida fic i think its just fluff bu ti rated it M anyway i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Odd Couple by Subieko reviews
No one really understands why Kakuzu and Hidan get along, not even the men themselves. Kakuzu/Hidan oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Virtue by Metamorcy reviews
Ichigo has always cursed the rain and believed that it was against him since forever as it constantly catches him at the worst possible moment but when someone else gets stuck with him, maybe the rain ain’t so bad after all. ShirosakiXIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Freudian Slip by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi. "The ... 'Sexy... Freakin' Espada?" Renji repeated, tone one of disbelief. Ichigo could just picture small quotation marks around the words... "Why Ichigo, I never would have guessed..." Rukia said lightly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
KakuHida Music Meme Drabble Thingies by Sunshinecackle reviews
Ten little drabbles based off of songs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pet Hates by Grievous daydreamer reviews
This night, however, fate was determined to show them that sleeping in the same room could not work when both occupants hated each other’s guts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
LET IT GO by with eyes looking up reviews
He knew he'd never let her go. KakazuSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Vacation by zfirze reviews
What happens on the beach stays on the beach... or not? - AU, GrimmIchi, oneshot -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
You believe ? by X.ScOrPiOn.X reviews
Hinata. Hidan. Nothing left to say, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Ritual by kunoichixakura reviews
.SakuHidan. What happens when Hidan decides to create a new ritual for Jashin? One that just happens to include one other person... mainly Sakura? .ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Lullaby by Reykja reviews
A Hidan X You'll have to guess yourself one shot done for a challenge. Slightly cracky, full of profanity. A different take on a potential future life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hidan - Complete
I Thought by VyxenSkye reviews
Inspired by a picture. Grimmjow learns that there’s more to life, and Ichigo is the one to teach him. But when Aizen hears of Grimmjow’s weakness… GrimmIchi, some OOC action.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Fighting is Just Another Way of Speed Dating by Reykja reviews
Hidan and Hinata meet as enemies on the battlefield. Who knows how they'll leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Sand in Her Eyes by Reykja reviews
A short piece, slightly emo, on impossible love. Gaara X Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Spill by jin.toshikazu reviews
The waiter stood up and pleasantly shook the lawyer’s hand. “Pleased to meet you, Mr. Uchiha. So, you’re the jerk who dumped her for a Victoria’s Secret model on the day of your fifth anniversary?” Ino, Sasuke, Hidan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Session by Metamorcy reviews
Poor Shirosaki has to stay after school for some ‘forced’ tutoring for his grades but who knew he’d get a hot student for it. Maybe it won’t be so bad after all. IchiHichi. Now beta'd! Finally the lemon has arrived!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Inn by citrusE786 reviews
The keeper of an inn is about to have the day of his life when Kakuzu and Hidan walk in for some service. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implications. Implied yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Reminiscence by Luinuial reviews
The façade of Las Noches never changes. It reminds me too much of myself...I hate this place. I hate the petty power struggles that go on daily between the Espada. But mostly, I hate the fact that you're not here. GinRan oneshots, Gin's POV. Part 15 up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
To Kill a Blasphemer by Shikirou reviews
Kakuzu finally got Hidan to make a Myspace. During the process of editing his details, the Zealot's reaction to Tom was to be expected. Crack!fic. One-shot. Please R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
For Hisana by Boo-82 reviews
Byakuya and Rukia share an intimate moment together, on the eve of Rukia's return to Earth and Ichigo. One shot. Bittersweet ByaRuki, mentioning of IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Just the Music by Ruyu-san reviews
Ichigo and Hichigo learn how to listen to the music and maybe how to listen to each other.Yaoi,anal,OOC,songfic, Complete!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Why do you love me? by Airanke reviews
She was at a loss as to why he loved her. Hidan & Konan one-shot. Inspired by Garbage's song "Why do you love me?". was supposed to be SO much longer...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Keep Me Close by VyxenSkye reviews
RenIchi. A silly mistake leaves Ichigo temporarily blind, and Renji is sent to protect him. But through the ups and downs of fully healing this injury, as well as attacking Hollows, Renji discovers that Ichigo means more to him than he thought…
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,195 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Love For Profanity by Awesome Anonymous reviews
-::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Enjoying the Quiet by my.mary.alice reviews
Once again, Kakuzu has to stitch up Hidan. A short one-shot, KakuHidan, if you want it to be - no lemon/actual yaoi. Rated for: Hidan's mouth, and maybe a bit of violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Devil Wears Pantera by somewhatAped reviews
AU. Moving out away from the comforts of home, Kurosaki Ichigo found himself a job in a local company: but can he survive working under the hottest boss from hell?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Patience is Virtue by Nakimochiku reviews
all good things come with time. Shinji x Ichigo, one shot, lemon, enjoy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Shinji H., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Line Between Love and Hate by Eia San reviews
Isolation can breed a great many dangerous things; Love and Hate was beginning to blur in Inoue Orihime’s eyes. *IchiHimeGrimm* Warning: Rated for Violence and Sexual content
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,166 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Hidan is a nuisance by sweetlittlecherry reviews
This is just some random story. Read if you really have nothing better to do. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
f i r s t s by cherrySUNSETx reviews
do you believe in love at first sight? · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Teenage Wasteland by Pollux Unbound reviews
Ichigo transfers to an all-boys' school and gets acquainted with all sorts of teenagers, including one with whom he ultimately falls in love. For Grimmjow happens to be the most popular jock in school, while Ichigo is just your typical teen. AU GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,241 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Music Meme: Grimmjow J and Ichigo K by xxBoogeymenxxArexxComingxx reviews
GrimmIchi: Something I saw and decided to do myself. Most of them I think are crap, but some of them are good. P.S. I suck at summeries. 8D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The ChildMaker by zfirze reviews
“Grimm…it’s impossible. Males can’t get pregnant. It is physically impossible,” Ichigo said gently.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Scarlet Letter by RobinRocks reviews
A gothic romance of L Lawliet, Beyond Birthday and Light Yagami as the tales of serial murderers tangle on the streets of London, shrouded by the shadow of the single letter that started it all. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - L, BB - Complete
Their Passion by Black Karasu reviews
Sakura has always been a quiet girl. But, something deep inside her just burst out with colorful language, right in front of the loyal Jashin follower! Hidan and Sakura Rated: T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Nine Out of Ten by sauskegirl15 reviews
One night when Sakura, homeless, wandered in the snow, she met him. He was elegant and cursed a lot. Yet, when she finds out that she only has ten months to live, he offers to take care of her but only for nine of those ten. HidanxSakura hidasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
the prettiest girl by yrume reviews
NaruSaku One-Shot - the one and only hetero story I've ever written and will ever write - Naruto has come back to the village after years, and meets Sakura again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
heat by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Exposed! by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi/ Ichigo thought he had his hands full dealing with Aizen, what is he going to do when Tatsuki, Keigo and Mizuiro are thrown into the chaos? You can find the original smutty version on my writing tumblr.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,463 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Massage by Metamorcy reviews
AU Forced into going to a massage building by his friend, Ichigo gets a little more than he expected. HichiIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Immaculate by KivaEmber reviews
AU. ‘You know, when you’re fifteen, you’re not supposed to be sharing a bed OR shower with your twin brother.’ IchiHichi. Twincest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Seizure by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi, noncon UlquiIchi; rated M for torture, rape, references to sex/ "The Espada's eyes followed the droplet of blood as it trailed down his lover's neck and into his gi before Ulquiorra's voice caught his attention."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Cinderelle Night by AnnaRedhue reviews
What really happened between Hermione and Viktor the night of the Yule Ball after Ron left her crying on the stairs? Warning:citrus content. Note the rating change people! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Strait Jacket Feeling by Nakimochiku reviews
this strait jacket was just a little too much like his hollow's arms. rape, insanity, hichi x ichi, oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Black Knight Narutostyle by Nukenin reviews
Featuring Hidan as the Black Knight! Shameless rewrite of the Monty Python skit. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Orange by Metamorcy reviews
AU Shirosaki has always hated the color white, especially in the hospital, but when he gets a new doctor assigned to him, perhaps his way of thinking switches, particularly when mixed in with the hue of orange.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Normal by zfirze reviews
An Arrancar and a Vaizard don't make a normal couple. Never ever will... GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Funeral March of the Marionettes by VesperChan reviews
She made the mistake of becoming his obsession. With eyes lit with fire she soon became his dark desire. Sakura Sasori one month word challenge
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,860 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Moments of insecurity by Artificial Starlight reviews
Hidan wants a date with no mission related themes, but Kakuzu has a reason why he may not be able to give Hidan that satisfaction. Rated for Hidan's language, of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Glaring by Naraku'sKoibito reviews
Short fluffy oneshot with Kaku/Hida. They've gotten used to working with each other, but there's still something about Kakuzu that bothers Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Let's Go Fishing! by Atopos reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu have to get their hostage back to the hideout safely and feed themselves... One out of two isn't too bad for them. Rated for Hidan's swearing mostly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Exchanging Body Heat by KivaEmber reviews
AU ONESHOT 'And that's how I met the unpredictable Shirosaki Hichigo.' IchiHichi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Orange by 1mAg1nE reviews
Know what the color of unbridled, raw strength is?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Imperfaction by Plushielover177 reviews
Hidan's always been the perfact Jashinist in Kakuzu's eyes. KakuHida, rated for blood and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Interactive Akatsuki Valentine by dead drifter reviews
No more submissions, please! This story is no longer interactive, so sit back and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Secret Santa by highonpixistixs reviews
Pein gets an outrageous idea to make the Akatsuki members participate in a foreign tradition called 'Secret Santa'. Chaos ensues as the Akatusuki try their best to get each other the perfect present. Lots of swearing. General sillyness. And HidanXItachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Execution of Dora by K-YanNyako reviews
Two crack fiction ideas I thought of. R&R A Dora the Explorer sort of cross over with Naruto. Rated T for Hidan's swearing. The Death of Dora: Everyone's perfectly sane wish. Now a two-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Gift of a Second Chance by Silverhair Theory reviews
SEQUEL NOW UP. With everyone he ever loved dead around him, Harry Potter uses a secret weapon and goes back to kill the one who caused it all. But when the one he came to kill becomes the one who means the most to him, will he follow his heart? HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Thousand Words by Nakimochiku reviews
A Picture says a thousands words, and he had a thousand words to say. Grimm x Ichi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
I Feel Like Dying by Zaxel reviews
Ichigo can’t live without it. Once he runs out, he feels like dying. AU. Rated for dark, suicidal themes, heavy drug and alcohol use, and implied GangStreet violence. Character Deaths.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
the bats are pooping by closedofHeart reviews
Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Reading Material by dead drifter reviews
Hidan leaves his Bible in the open, and a certain missing Falls nin picks it up on his way to the john...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Seventh Hour by ejunkie reviews
Why do you fear god, Sakura? You can't fight the inevitable. Pein and Sakura. PeinSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Memories by Moya-chan reviews
Chad recalls the events of his relationship with Ichigo, from the first moment they met to first night spent together. NC17 slash, rated for sexual content. Mature readers only.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2007 - [Ichigo K., Chad/Y. Sado] - Complete
Finally by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan, shounenai, fluff, 2story arc.] We've gone all the way, but somehow it keeps feeling like we've missed a step somewhere. [Hidan's POV, then Kakuzu's on 2nd Chapter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Third Hour by ejunkie reviews
“If you are not Miss Haruno, then what is your name?” She was watching the gun with narrowed, analysing eyes, and he heard her curse as the beeping increased in frequency. Glancing up distractedly at his words, she replied evenly. Margaret. HidaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
October Weather by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan fluff, AU, shounenai] Hey... my hands are cold... can't blame the wind, can you?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Masochistic Tendencies by Dreamless Infinity reviews
Hidan’s a masochist, and Konan has to get a little rough when push comes to shove… Kodan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Difficult by ejunkie reviews
Drabble written on a word I randomly picked out of a thesaurus with my eyes closed. Dedicated to LoneGothic, and influenced by Gunpowder. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Four Letter Words by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida fluff fest! Sometimes they wonder what they feel for their partner and the answer's only four letters long. Fluff fluff fluff! And more fluff! Characters are God's, aka Kishimoto's. Smile! [oh, and it switches pov at the line]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Joy killing by UrKid reviews
A group of ninjas find out about Akatsukis hideout and Hidan goes for killing them a greater force on his side: the power of music! Kakuzu is there to witness this [KakuzuxHidan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Vivien B reviews
Four years after the defeat of Voldemort, Hermione finds she has a chance to defeat him again. This time, however, she faces a much different enemy than the monster she knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lessons in Survival by Gryvon reviews
Sequel to "Levels of Torture" and "Lies of Resistance". Aizen's been watching his captive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/16/2007 - [S. Aizen, Ichigo K.] - Complete
Exersising Control by TextBookDreams reviews
The real way Ichigo keeps his Hollow under control. IchiHichi oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 543 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
ReEducate by Duchess of Darkness reviews
Molested with eyeliner, ravaged in an alternate dimension for the bad guys, and now visited at his school! What is WRONG with Grimmjow? Doesn't he get a clue? Ichigo doesn't want him always popping up everywhere! ...Then again, he changed his mind.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Next Time by kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Food by Honeyfish reviews
Lunchtime in the 4th division holds a gruesome secret... *that people tend to spoil in the reviews*
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2007 - R. Unohana - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 5,507 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hollowed Sins by nightwishspark reviews
What did Ichigo really do to suppress his hollow. Yaoi IchigoxHollow Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Greetings from Hueco Mundo by Deathberry15 reviews
“My patience has a limit, Orihime.” If you don’t mind, Aizen sama, Orihime san would like to test that. Kind of parallel to Coming Undone, tho AU and thoroughly random. The real adventures of Inoue Orihime in Las Noches.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Orihime I., S. Aizen - Complete
Morning Fun by Duchess of Darkness reviews
Grimmjaw plays a joke on Ichigo, just to rile him. Ichigo tries to get back at Grimmjaw, but the winning hand ends up in the Arrancar's favor before the morning is even done. Rated as such for language and molestion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Glass by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
He'd rip the wings off a bird just to watch it fall.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K. - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Touch of silence by Moya-chan reviews
"Chad, of course, says nothing." Small drabble about how Ichigo deals with idea of people disliking Chad for his looks, while they are already in relationship. Slash, Chad/Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2007 - [Ichigo K., Chad/Y. Sado] - Complete
The Bonds of the Heart by Batsutousai reviews
CHALLENGE FIC: When Harry Potter and Tom Riddle say they can't live without each other, they really aren't joking. Obligation and affection are two very different things. –Postwar, ignores HBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 187 - Published: 1/5/2007 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D. - Complete
Warmth by Delu reviews
Captured in the middle of the night, Harry is taken to Voldemort. But why doesn't He look like the snake man we all know and love? What happens at the end of their little 'encounter? No real plot, just slash. TomHarry Oneshot. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Some Peace Inside by HPhaeton reviews
Written for the Tom&Harry Winter Ficathon on The Chimera Cafe. Voldemort takes Harry to a Christmas fair. VoldemortxHarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Embrace Me by holyturtlemonkeys reviews
If it is within the heart of men that the devil lingers, I feel at times that hell itself must live inside me.' Rated for Extreme Violence and explicit language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Summer in Bulgaria by inell13 reviews
Hermione visits Viktor the summer after sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Rebirth Of A Phoenix by Cella N reviews
He will not kill her, though. He will just turn her into something…beautiful. ORIHIME. AIZEN. GIN. ARRANCAR. Lessons on the human mind: when in danger, you make the best of it. Or you die. [DARK]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2006 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Suffering Angel reviews
Because sometimes broken mirrors reflect what's really there, even when it's of the opposite colors. Ichigo ANGST. Episode 59 SPOILERS! you were warned.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
