Call me Ishmael. Actually, it’s just Angie.

Angie is fine. Jiji is fine.

Please, uh, no full name.

I’m old enough to lecture you about drinking. While drinking like a badass.

Female, legit geek, 5’7” (or something like that either I shrink or grow at will or my doctors are twats), Bi and Proud. I speak English and it’s Brit-ish.

Mega dorkness and dangerous when distressed. Easily distressed. Proceed with caution.

I read, write; listen to random music. Shop till drop. Traveler with packing issues. Bowling is about as far as I do sport. That and swimming (floating on the water and hope not to drown).

I Drool And It’s A Problem

Daniel Craig, James McAvoy, Hugh Laurie, Hugh Dancy, Mads Mickelsen, Jensen Ackles, Benedict Cumberbatch, Johnny Depp, Taron Egerton, Colin Firth, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey Jr.

Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie, Gemma Artenton, Miranda Kerr

Pompous Arse Reading

American Psycho, Murakami Haruka (Norwegian Wood, Kafka on the Shore), Agatha Christie (And Then There Were None), Good Omens, Lolita, Life of Pi, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Kalooki Nights, The Little Prince, Perfume, Moby Dick, Slaughterhouse Five, Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, Catch-22, 1984, To Kill A Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Never Let Me Go, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

TV Is Going To Ruin Me

Hawaii-Five 0, Supernatural, Damages, House MD, Sherlock BBC, Law & Order, Castle, Hannibal, The Walking Dead

But Not Too Foreign

TVXQ (AKTFive, JYJ, 2VXQ), CNBlue, Fiction Junction, Linked Horizon, TM Revo, Cinema Staff, AKB48, Gackt, Hamasaki Ayumi, Nana Mizuki

Manga

Dota, League of Legends

Discounts.

Sephora.

Pinterest.

Unhealthy perfume obsession. And sunglasses.

Apple.