Name: Candied Sweets xD.

Gender: Female

Nationality: Chinese.

Languages: English, Cantonese, Mandarin, Spanish, limited Japanese (VERY limited) Also trying to self-teach German and Russian... not working out so good...

The avatar is from 'The Gang' comic in Scandinavia and the World by Humon. Love that comic thing. Go read it if you haven't!

So I decided to clean out my profile, finally. Yay.

Don't Click Here!

Manga/Anime:

Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kaichou wa Maid sama, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Hana Kimi, Bleach, Case Closed, Doraemon, Amatsuki, Akagami no Shirayukihime, Faster Than a Kiss, Girl who Leapt Through Time, Studio Ghibli, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, D.Gray-man, Naruto

HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER.

Get the hint yet? xD

Quotes

"不過我聽說鬼是吃泥的。没有番薯吃。" (I heard that ghosts eat dirt. There aren't any sweet potatoes.) 竇勝雪，碧血鹽梟

"Apparently it is not morally wrong to lie to children at Christmas." Dr. Temperance Brennan, Bones

"Silence! No matter what reason, to he who disrupts this households iron harmony, only a punishment of blood can be rendered!" Isshin Kurosaki, Bleach

"It's indescribable. It's like nothing. There's nothing. There's a tree." Vladimir, Waiting for Godot

"For man is a giddy thing, and that is my conclusion" Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing

Chinglish FTW

On some random wall- DYING RIGHT HERE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED (The Chinese is weird as well- 严禁就地死亡) Wasn't planning on it anyway

At the edge of a cliff- Please take children, jump off cliff carefully Uh... no thanks?

On a menu- This photograph is a picture When is it not?

Some random sign in a park- Mind Crotch (当心碰头) Thank you.

Next to a urinal- No shitting (严禁大便) For those who have never seen a toilet

In some restaurant- Keep table cleaned after dying EVIL TABLE!

In a clothes shop- Please don't touch yourself. Let us help you try out. Thanks! (试戴请让营业员协助) Yeah... I'd really like that.. =.=

I... really don't know where... Grape: Eliminate Horniness Essence (清除角质白净无暇) Got too many kids?

This is for the fat girls.

This is for the little brothers.

This is for the school-yard wimps, this is for the childhood bullies who tormented them.

This is for the former prom queen, this is for the milk-crate ball players.

This is for the nighttime cereal eaters and for the retired, elderly Wal-Mart store front door greeters. Shake the dust.

This is for the benches and the people sitting upon them,

for the bus drivers driving a million broken hymns,

for the men who have to hold down three jobs simply to hold up their children,

for the nighttime schoolers and the midnight bike riders who are trying to fly. Shake the dust.

This is for the two-year-olds who cannot be understood because they speak half-English and half-god. Shake the dust.

For the girls with the brothers who are going crazy,

for those gym class wall flowers and the twelve-year-olds afraid of taking public showers,

for the kid who's always late to class because he forgets the combination to his lockers,

for the girl who loves somebody else. Shake the dust.

This is for the hard men, the hard men who want to love but know that it won't come.

For the ones who are forgotten, the ones the amendments do not stand up for.

For the ones who are told to speak only when you are spoken to and then are never spoken to. Speak every time you stand so you do not forget yourself.

Do not let a moment go by that doesn't remind you that your heart beats 900 times a day and that there are enough gallons of blood to make you an ocean.

Do not settle for letting these waves settle and the dust to collect in your veins.

This is for the celibate pedophile who keeps on struggling,

for the poetry teachers and for the people who go on vacations alone.

For the sweat that drips off of Mick Jaggers' singing lips and for the shaking skirt on Tina Turner's shaking hips, for the heavens and for the hells through which Tina has lived.

This is for the tired and for the dreamers and for those families who'll never be like the Cleavers with perfectly made dinners and sons like Wally and the Beaver.

This is for the biggots,

this is for the sexists,

this is for the killers.

This is for the big house, pen-sentenced cats becoming redeemers and for the springtime that always shows up after the winters.

This? This is for you.

Make sure that by the time fisherman returns you are gone.

Because just like the days, I burn both ends and every time I write, every time I open my eyes I am cutting out a part of myself to give to you.

So shake the dust and take me with you when you do for none of this has never been for me.

All that pushes and pulls, pushes and pulls for you.

So grab this world by its clothespins and shake it out again and again and jump on top and take it for a spin and when you hop off shake it again for this is yours.

Make my words worth it, make this not just another poem that I write, not just another poem like just another night that sits heavy above us all.

Walk into it, breathe it in, let is crash through the halls of your arms at the millions of years of millions of poets coursing like blood pumping and pushing making you live, shaking the dust.

So when the world knocks at your front door, clutch the knob and open on up, running forward into its widespread greeting arms with your hands before you, fingertips trembling though they may be.

Shake the Dust, Anis Mojgani

Quick word about my writing: updates can get pretty unpredictable, sometimes I'll get loads of work or a giant writer's block that won't go away for months, and sometimes I'll just write a chapter a day. So yeah, I apologize for all the crazy updates :(

人 最難打敗的是 自己... CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC ^^ (taken from Show Luo's 箇中強手 MV)

Links

Bluebird99's profile- http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1943530/bluebird99

Joint account with Bluebird- http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2564896/omnomnomagon

Cerulean Fox Blog- http:/// Not mine (please, if only). This is the bloggy-thing of my good friend who is awesome :) HAI! Wonder if you're still stalking my profile? :D Keep up with the good work! :)

Uh, you've just had the almost imponderable joy of reading Candied Sweets xD, which makes you, like CANDY :D