Thanks for stopping by to check out my profile! Obviously, you wish to know more about me(smart people!) so here is a disorganized profile chock-full of utterly useless information(and a few lies mixed in for good measure) about me.

Height: Somewhere between 5'2 and 6'4 (don't you wish you knew the specifics!)

Weight: Ha!

Hair Color: Ebony with red highlights

Eye color: Bright Blue

Personality: Insane. Brilliant. Kooky. Spasmatic. Chocolate-addicted (hee, hee). Indescribable.(don't you wish you were me? of course!)

Favorite TV show: STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES. UNMATCHEDLY AND UNBEATABLY. I also love Criminal Minds, and NCIS, and Big Bang Theory, and Supernatural, and Beauty and the Beast. But mostly, Star Trek.

Favorite Books: The Harry Potter Series; The Noble Dead Series; Anything by Tamora Peirce, Gail Carson Levine, Meg Cabot, Nora Roberts, Anne MacCaffery, R.A Salvatore, Margeret Peterson Haddix, Edgar Allen Poe; The Hollow Kingdom triology; Pride and Prejudice; My Sisters Keeper; The Inheritance triology; The Lies of Locke Lamora; Dragon's Bait; Beauty: A Retelling of Beauty and the Beast; Summer of Fear; The Third Eye; Down a Dark Hall; The Gift of Magic; Chronicles of Narnia (EXCEPT for The Horse and His Boy *shudders*); The Secret Garden; A Little Princess; and the list goes on...and on...and on, but you get the idea.

Favorite Movies: Star Trek: Reboot, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan(KHAAAAN!!), Star Trek: Search For Spock Star Trek: The Voyage Home, Star Trek: Final Frontier, Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country, basically--Star Trek. Period. Labyrinth; Transformers; Terminator; Taken; Knowing; Princess Bride; Willow; Music From Another Room; Harvey; Howls Moving Castle; Spirited Away; Dragonheart; The Harry Potter Series; Sense and Sensibility; Pride and Prejudice; National Treasure; Mulan; The Lion King (ALL of them!); Beauty and the Beast...what can I say? I love Disney!

Favorite Manga/Anime: (this one could take awhile) Inuyasha; Ranma 1/2; Fruits Basket; Ouran High School Host Club; Wallflower; Vampire Knight; Vampire Game; Captive Hearts; Anything by CLAMP; Suzuka; Angel Tales; Alice 19th; Reborn (technically its manhwa, but oh well); High School Debut; Naruto; Lovely Complex; Rurouni Kenshin; Bleach; Hellsing; Mugen Spiral (it's only TWO books long and has NO ENDING!! But I love it anyway); Tokyo Mew Mew; Sailor Moon; Princess Ai; The Melancholoy of Haruhi Suzumiya; D N Angel; Read or Dream/ Read or Die; Kare Kano; Black Butler; Trigun; Kodocha; Pet Shop of Horror; Moon Phase; DAZZLE (yay Alzeid!!); I could go on for hours, but...Let's move on, shall we?

Favorite Quotes:

"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -- Unknown

"A woman is like a teabag: you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

"Don't do anything, don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: mess with the past end up with monkeys ruling the future." -- Cyborg from, Teen Titans.

"Nothing? Nothing? Nothing tra,la,la?" -- Jareth from, Labyrinth

"I don't feel like thinking about it so I'm just going to go kill them all." -- Alzeid, from DAZZLE (heehee, a personal fav!!)

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a more pleasant form of misery." -- Unknown

"If I were rain that joins Earth and sky that otherwise never touch, could I join two hearts as well?" -- Bleach, inside cover

"When life hands you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and laugh while people try to figure out how you did it." -- Unknown

"All intruders will be shot. All survivors will be shot again." -- Unknown

"When a woman steals your husband there is no better revenge than to let her keep him." -- Unknown

"A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished." -- Unknown

"If you want your spouse to listen to you and pay attention to every word you say talk in your sleep." -- Unknown, but obviously on to something

"If it weren't for marriage men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all." -- Unknown

A woman's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and patience, for his moods, because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most. Love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

ABUSE IS WRONG

My name is Sarah,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three.
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking, saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

And there you have it! Me in a nutshell. Turned out more organized than I thought...hmmm, now why isn't my house clean? sigh.

Bye!

--MegKevin