Right. So, um, I think it's time I changed my obnoxiously long profile to something shorter and less complex. Let's see, my name, age, etc. shall not and will not be mentioned because I am quite paranoid.

If you're reading my stories...just know that I am quite random, and at first my stories seem very, very, (what's the word) Mary-Sue ish, but nonetheless I'd like to think I've developed as a writer and developed my own way of writing (seeing as every writer does have their own way to...write) and I hope you enjoy the stories despite how crappy they sound in the beginning.

Uhm, I have a website, where you can do website-y things...[Click here to go]

And...yeah, there you have it. My new (and improved) profile. Though, how can something be new, yet improved at the same time? Hm, English is stupid. It really is.

~I'm Amazing Deal With It~I solemnly swear, that I am up to no good~

We've just witnessed what I like to call misdirected rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass. -Shigure Sohma

~*~! Now, I have requested all of my OHSHC fanfic readers to draw the girls and post them online. One person did! YAY! Idk, if she has an account but on my website, her name is kc-desu! so check it out! I personally think they're fantastic..seeing how I can't draw a stick figure to save my life ^_^"

Ash&Chris

Jane

Kay-Kay

Zee

So, please please please check them out, because they are brilliantly magnificent! I'd really appreciate it if more of you drew the girls too! Hm, maybe I could make a contest outta that...*thinks for a while* maybe a post-1st fic thing. So checkemouttttt(: mkayy thanks. ~*~!

‎''You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe, a harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars." (August Rush).

Ginger wizard you just called fat? He's skipping the chicken during supper. Muggle-born you called ugly? She spends hours trying to shrink her teeth to normal size. Potions teacher you just attacked? He's been abused by the husband of the love of his life. Boy with the lightening-shaped scar? For 11 years, he's lived in a cupboard under some stairs. The Slytherin you just made fun of for crying? He had to kill his Headmaster to make his parents proud. Copy and Paste if you're against wizard harassment.

That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the dozen for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today.

Put this as your status if you're against Pokébullying. Help save a pokémon a visit to The Pokémon Center.

You say Twilight. I say Harry Potter.
You say Vampires. I say Wizards.
You say Renesmee, the Half-Blood vampire. I say Professor Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince.
You say Jacob Black. I say Sirius Black.
You say Team Edward. I say Team Weasley.
You say Edward Cullen. I say Cedric Diggory.
You say Bella & Edward. I say Ron & Hermione.
You say Bella. I say Bellatrix.
You say the Volturis. I say the Malfoys.
You say Stephenie Meyer, the joker. I say J. K. Rowling, the Queen.
You say shapeshifters who change when they're pissed. I say werewolves who contort in the moonlight.
You say romance. I say adventure.
You say emo girl who can't fight her own battles. I say feisty ginger who packs a mean punch.
You say Washington. I say Scotland.
You say American. I say British.
You say divorce. I say death by evil leader.
You say Victoria. I say Voldemort.
You say Charlie. I say James.
You say 'Oh my gosh their making the final part into 2 movies'. I say 'Yeah, they're copying a series they can never live up to'.
You say 7 amazing years worth of emo girls and I-had-spicy-tuna vampires. I say 14 PHENOMENAL years worth of suspense, adventure, drama AND humor.

You're in a phase that will blow over in a year or two. I'm in an era that will never not see the light(:

~Because Twilight is just a phase...Harry Potter is a way of life~

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Disney channel was good. Rascism was encouraged.If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, mysticdesertrose. kianna-chan, i'm amzing deal w/ it, Escape to Ouran

:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Getting-up-for-the-let-down, UzumakiNasadi, Escape To Ouran, I'm-amazing-deal-with-it

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile

Hermione Granger is proof that bookworms can be cool.
Neville Longbottom is proof that cardigans can be bad-ass
Luna Lovegood is proof that conformity is boring.
Ginny Weasley is proof that just being yourself will always attract the person you love.
Fred and George Weasley are proof that even in a dark situation there is laughter to be found.
Draco Malfoy is proof that ferrets can be cool.
Voldemort is proof that looking like a snake is not a good thing.
McGonagall is proof that there is no age-limit to awesomeness.
Mrs Weasley is proof that a mother's love can conquer even the most evil of people.
Snape is proof that love can last a lifetime.
Lily Potter is proof of how far a mother will go to protect her child.
Remus Lupin is proof that no matter what you are, it's who you are that counts.
Percy Weasley is proof that family is always more important than anything else.
Dudley Dursley is proof that even the most horrible of people can change their ways.
Mad-Eye Moody is proof that even the toughest of us can fall.
Fleur Delacaour is proof that there can be more to a pretty face.
Bellatrix is proof that even insanity can look good.
Harry Potter is proof that love will truly conquer all.

I LIKE TWILIGHT. But this is funny and somewhat accurate hahaha

Dear Twilight,

Our Charlie works with dragons - yours is a bad parent.
Our Bella was a psychotic fighter - yours couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag.
Our James was a Marauder - Your's was a creepy guy.
Our Alice still loves her son even though she lost her mind - yours is an irritating, overly preppy child.
Our Blacks are a complicated ancient family warring between them over the rights of good and evil - yours are two idiots who think they know everything.
Our Robert Pattinson is good, loyal, man who died fighting Voldemort - yours sparkled in the sun.
Our werewolf died trying to create a better world for his son to live in - yours fought over a girl who was already taken and then fell in love with her daughter.

Sincerely,
Harry was here first.