Sorry Everyone, but I am on a hiatus at the moment, both in reading activity and in writing. I am so sorry but life is way to crazy right now. I will return when I can. Love you all *

Name : Morgan. yes i know its also a boy name, blame my mom who liked it.

Nicknames: Momo, Rori, Shorty(dont ever call me this or i will hunt you down)

Age: 20:o) yay!

Birthday: November 4th

Sexual Orrientation: Girls

Status: Taken ;)

Horoscope: Scorpio (thats right dont mess with me)

Zodiac: Rooster (water Rooster to be Exact)

Location : Canada, prairies...(no it does NOT snow all year round, and i do not live in an igloo or ride dogsleds, or see polar bears. we do have summer)

Height : Five two on the dot...dont make fun of my awesome shortness. its called funsized duh.

Weight : yeh right as if im gonna embarass myself to random strangers like that

Likes : skittles, pasta, rice, reading, writing, twins, swimming, sleeping in, warm days, sun, cuddling with my blanket/dog/pillow/stuffed animals, talking with people as weird as i am, my computer :) and sarcasm

Dislikes : seafoood of any kind, meatloaf, cabbage, running, being called short or cute..., loosing, being woken up by anything other than my alarm, people telling me what to do rudely, writing tests.

Fav anime/manga (no order) : Ouran High School Host Club(okay maybe this one is first for a reason!), Fruits basket, FMA, Black Cat, Lovely Complex, Fairy Tail, Kimi ni Todoke, Dengeki Daisy, Boys Over Flowers, Shuffle, Soul Eater, Avatar: the last airbender(okay technically not an anime but whatever), Kaichou wa Maid-sama! (which is now an anime woot)

Fav colour : Blue, Green, Purple, black

Least fav colour : pink (bleh), orange, yellow (double bleh), lime green(well i dont mind it occasionally..but some people have ruined it for me by over using it)

Neutral colour: red, brown, gray, white

Fav Season : Summer

Least fav season : Winter (Ironic since it lasst too freaking long in my country...and againjust because im canadian does not mean its always a freezer here get your facts straight)

Enjoys : fluff, cheese and drama!! yes i am also a bit of fangirl, sue me - okay don't actually sue me cuz i dont have teh time or patience for it.

Personalitly in a nut shell: okay so i am shy attimes, though anyone one ive talked to would disagree. at other times, i am extrememly hyper an dtalkitive. i love talking to people and making new friends, but i am slightly a hermit and will spend hours alone in my room. i am a computer addict and proud of it dammit! i tend to ramble, a lot. i also an random, stubborn and bossy. ironically, everything about my hororscope, Scorpio, fits my personality. id paste it on here...but meh. im also lazy :3 anyways, for thos eof you who actually read this stuff,...stalkers..., hope you have fun with it! i personally always check out profiles, especially before i talk to people. STAY AWAY FROM ONLINE CREEPERS CHILDREN! and that is all. -

Hey there. So I don't actually care if you like or hate my stories. Personally, I just want your honest opion. Like it says above, I am sixteen. I am now on summer break, but I am going into grade twelve. So yes, I am a student currently. I live in Canada, which is where I set my one story, Totems. My newest story, Warped Reflections, is set in Japan, because it's an Ouran one. If you like either Fruits Basket, or Ouran High School Host Club, feel free to read. If not, whatever. If you need something to read, then check out my favourites list. I have quite a bit there including; Ouran, Deathnote, FMA, Fairy Tail and Black Cat. Oh, and I love to read others peoples stories, and I enjoy reviewing. I enjoy it even more when I get the chance to talk to some other writers. Feel free to message me any time. I am a computer freak and get them very quickly and will most always reply back within the day. Well, that's about all. Oh, R&R! Flames are welcome, but will be flamed down by Bob, my fire breathing monster. Yes, I have a fire breathing monster named Bob. Be jealous...very jealous.

Aurora-16

I, Aurora-16, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Cause seriously, think about it. I'm a writer, and it just plain SUCKS when you have like 3000 hits or so and only 10 reviews. WHAT IS GOING ON??

Stereotypes - A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image. Or, people being stupid and putting someone into a catergory to satisfy their own mindsets. personally, I fit into so many stereotypes that I'm not even sure what I would be classified as... For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (kay not actually indian, i am native american but get called indian. get it right)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I'm a girl! I CAN'T have a "big one"!)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Again, girl!)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(was in band anyways, and most of my friends still are. go band geeks!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (okay i try and fail...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's called a kilt, fuckers!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(I hate hockey, a lot...)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa by their last/first names
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best-friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "You have seven days to live and maybe less if I feel like it"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you’re rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap.

Pick 10 characters from Ouran High School Host Club and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Hikaru Hitachiin

2. Haruhi Fujioka

3. Kyouya Ootori

4. Kaoru Hitachiin

5. Tamaki Suoh

6. Mitsukuni Haninozuka

7. Takashi Moriozuka

8. Ritsu Kasanova

9.Renge Houshakuji

10. Umehito Nekozawa

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

ahh what the hell are you doing!...no, dont even think about making me wear that! *tosses pillows at him* HELPPP MEEEE!!!!!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

ummm, haruhi are you a les? wait, please dont answer that.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

what the hell do you want shadow king!?!? get the hell out of here! *throws shampoo, conditioner and soap at him*

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

whoa! kaoru is gonna marry the otaku!!!!!!! what does hikaru think about this? *ponders thoughtfully before exclaiming* i wanna be in teh wedding party!!!

everyone sweatdrops*

5 cooked you dinner?

...tamaki never ever go near a kitchen again*runs for teh bathroom to be sick*

suks in the corner* i was just trying to do something nice for my duaghter...

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

awwwww hes soooooooo cute! *strokes his hair softly*

watch ready to run if he wakes up*

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

yay!!!! now i have a big brother! *glomps mori* our names match!

pats her head*

tears up* but what about me?

glomps him* dont worry hunny you can me my honorary little brother!!!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

twins: oh tono, haruhi wants to see you downstairs

tamaki: i must go see my daughter! im coming haruhiiii*slips on teh conviently placed banana peel and falls down teh stairs*

twins: *high five then ditch*

9 made fun of your friends?

me: ohhh that otaku better run cuz im gunna go all ninja on her butt!!! *strikes a pose*

hikaru: give it a rest your not scary

10 ignored you all the time?

...its because im tan isnt it?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

me: help hikaruuu!!!

hikaru: why should i?

me: uhhh because?

hikaru: *scoffs*

me: you'll lose a toy?

hikaru:...okay *calls kyouya* but you owe me a game of my choice

me:...great...

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

me: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!!!

haruhi; *calls kyouya*

kyouya: *reluctantly helps*

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

me: *opens teh box and finds nothing* hey what gives?

kyouya: the box is your gift, enjoy. oh and you owe me for teh ripped wrapping paper

me:...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

me: oh my god!!!!

kaoru: ahhhh help uss!!!

me: hey arent you supposed to do something?

kaoru: are you crazy!

me: no but your useless!

haruhi: you two are aware you already ran out while you were panicking right?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

me: *pouts* i dont wanna

tamaki: but daughter it will be soo cute! please come out?

me: *reluctantly steps out in teh frilly pink dress*

tamaki: *squeas*

twins: *burst out laughing*

me: *runs back into teh changeroom and preforms a curse of teh dress*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

...but rora-chan, why are you gonna marry neko-chan? *tears up* dont you wanna eat cake with me?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

me: wahhhhhh!!!

mori: *pats me on teh head*

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

me: gah!

ritsu: *shows me his garden*

me: *hugs him* yay your not so scary!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

renge: oh i will have to dress up and cheer you on! now lets see..what cosplay should i do...*rants on and on*

me: *sweatdrops and sneaks away quietly*

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

nekozawa: its too bright...she must be a demon sent to kill me with light...

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

...well, he is hikaru and i am obsessed with him so duh!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

...wait, your a lesbian for real?..nevermind. again, i dont wanna know

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

...probably since he will be his usualy fakey host self around them and charm them...dam shadow king..why is he so sexy anyways?

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

me: ...kaoru are you crazy!

hikaru: yeah i withh shorty

me: *hits him* meanie!

hikaru: *snickers* oh right, i mean funsized..

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

not unless hunny does soemthing really cute and tamaki kisses him on the forhead...

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

...hunny! oh noes! i thought you were innocent! please just stick with cakes and bunnies!!!!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

...does it look that bad mori?

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

...well, maybe its cuz your yakuza...

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

me: *stares at it* uhh is this safe to eat?

renge: of course i made it myself!

me: *throws it out quickly*

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

...its already beenn ten seconds. its too bright...*faints*

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

grins* okay sure!..you dont have any dirt twincest stuff on here right?

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

kasanova would go emo to too make her happy!

3 told 6 she started her period.

hunny: *blinks* whats that?

me: *bursts out laughing*

kyouya: *turns angrily to the twins* what did you put in my tea?

twins: *smirk* nothing...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

uh oh love triangle between the devil, the stoic, and the otaku! *gets popcorn*

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

tamaki would never swear at haruhi. but if he did, kyouya would have to recontruct his plans about them

6 got high.

.me: oh noes hunny!..did someone spike his cake! *glares at teh twins*

twins: *walk away whistling*

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

bursts out laughing and falls down* hahahahahahahaha

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

hes not in it

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?

renge: *goes all medusa and starts chasing hikaru*

10 starts working at a bar.

..mayeb a bit longer since its dark, but he would probably quit by the end of the night unless it was some goth bar

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

...wait, what! hikaru you cheated on me with haruhi! how could you!

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

no way in hel. the water would freeze instantly

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

mori hands down. hes way more athletic

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

...commoners theme.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

about his undying love for me! no, more like about a fight with his brother but i can dream.

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

does nothing and hides in teh darkness

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

probably more stuff for his garden

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening CreditsCross My heart - Marianas Trench

Waking Up: We Need your Love - Unhindered

First Day At School: Sound Of Melodies - Leeland

Falling In Love: My Immortal - Evanescense

Fight Song: Shouldv'e Said No - Taylor Swift

Breaking Up: Live Liek we're Dying - Kris Allen

Prom night: Burnin' Up - Jonas Brothers

Life: Ignition - Toby Mac

Mental Breakdown: Mean - Taylor Swift

Driving: Whatya Want From me - Adam Lambert

Flashback: Falling Dowb - Selena Gomez

Getting back together: All To Myself - Marianas Trench

Wedding: The Way I Loved you - Taylor Swift

Birth of Child: How We Roll - Britt Nicole

Final Battle: The boy is Mine - Glee Cast

Funeral Song: Umbrella - Rhianna

Final Credits: This Kiss - Faith Hill

Hmmm, Interesting -

The iPod Shuffle-
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. What is your motto?
More than it seems - Kutless

2. What do your friends think of you?
Loser Liek me - Glee cast

3. What do you think about most often?
Just Dance - Lady gaga

4. What is 22?
Someday - Flypside

5. What do you think of your best friend?
Gives you Hell - Glee Cast

6. What do you think about the person you like?
We're in heaven - vanessa Carlton

7. What is your life story?
Stand in the Rain - Superchick

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Fearless - taylor Swift

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
My First kiss - 3OH!

10. What do your parents think of you?
According To you - Orianthi

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
One more - Superchick

12. What will they play at your funeral?
Yes You Have - Leeland

13. What is your hobby/interest?
Here Without you - 3 Doors Down

14. What is your biggest secret?
Like A Star - Britt Nicole

15. What do you think of your friends?
Just So you Know - Jesse Mccartney

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Life is a Highway - Rascall Flats

17. How will you die?
Save teh last Dance for me - Michael Buble

18.What is the one thing you will regret?
Hey - Leeland

19. What makes you laugh?
Breathe - SUperchick

20. What makes you cry?
My freedom - Krystal Meyers

21. Will you ever get married?
Wake up Paige Armstrong

22. What scares you the most?
Lean on me - glee cast

23. Does anyone like you?
Gotta be somebody - nickleback

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?
never alone - barlow girls

25. What hurts right now?
i'd le - taylor swift

26. What will you post this as?
stuttering - Fefe Dobson

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me: THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me: STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me: BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me: ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: GENETICS
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me: MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me: JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.Tamaki Prince Type:

Tamaki Princely Type
xYou are French (part anyways :P)

xyou’re a very romantic person

xYou flirt a lot with girls/boys.

xEasily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.

You're overly eccentric in everything you do.

xYou care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings

Your birthday is April 8th

xYou're slow when it comes to your own feelings.

Total: 6 (yikes...)

Kyoya Cool Type:

xYou wear glasses

xYou are known for being "evil".

xYour favourite foods are anything spicy

xYou excel in everything you do

xYour birthday is November 22.(okay its the fourth but close enough)

xYou hate waking up in the morning.

You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit

Total: 6 (o.O)

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

xYou're the shortest out of your friends.

You love cakes and sweets.

xYou have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.

You are/have taken a martial arts class

xYou are close to your cousins.

xYou look a lot younger than you are.

You're born on February 29th

Your favourite subject is math

Total: 4

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends

You only talk when you need to

xYou're protective of people you care for.

You favorite food is Japanese food

xWhen bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.

Your birthday is May 5th

xYou're not much of a leader but more of a follower (sometimes)

Total: 3

Hikaru Devil Type:

xYou and your sibling have a strong bond

xYou're a very cynical person.

xYou like to mess with your sibling

xYou're the oldest sibling

Your birthday is June 9th

xYou like Italian food

xYou get jealous easily

xYou don't make friends easily

Total: 7 (nice)

Kaoru Devil Type:

xYou like to play games

xFavorite subject, English

xYou enjoy cosplay

xYou're nicer than your siblings

Your birthday is June 9th

xYou're very forgiving

xYou'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy

xYou like playing tricks on people

Total: 7 (yay!)

Haruhi Natural Type:

xYou don't care about trivial things like appearance

xYou're tight with money

xYou get along with guys well

xYou're blunt about everything

You're an excellent cook.

You have a hard time understanding love

Your birthday is February 4th

xPeople feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 5

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Dark green, black, dark blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total=12/25 (..._' okay saw that coming...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (NEVER PINK IS EVILLL!!!!)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer-leading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.( i dislike people touching me, especially my feet...)
You like wearing jewelry. (no rings though)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (mostly flats and sneaker and flipflops...that other people gave me :P)
You care about what you look like. (sometimes)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing (just no)

Total=12/25... (interesting...my guy and girl side tie? so what does that make me? O.o)

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend (rich bastards)

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka (soo cute!)

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day (teehee that would be fun)

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen (ouch...poor haru)

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot (I WANT ONE)

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender (so knew it from the start)

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt (the girls at that school are morons)

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins (also my all time favourite one ever!!! sorry kaoru its true.)

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be (but is he? dun dun dun duuuun)

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai (MY FAV EPISODES EVER!)

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (okay yes hes sweet...and i do still luffs him)

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand (

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type (and a dam smexy piece of furniture)

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back (oh oh oh i love neko!)

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business (evil shadow king...who is uber hawt...)

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff (I WANT A BELZENEFF!)

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori (again, SMEXY!)

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color (meh, roses are over rated)

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear (i bet they would)

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club (YAY ITS TAMA!!!)

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny (awwwwwwwwwwwwww)

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot (gah otaku!)

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother (this was an odd episode...)

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had (...no comment)

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins (bleh i dont like yaoi...just the twins)

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join (EVIL LESBIANS!!!!! GAH I HATED THEM THEY ARE SOOO ANNOYING! [nothing against gay or lesbian people, i just disliked them and who they were in teh show])

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile (did anyone else notice how many times the twins were mentionned? :) its a good thing they're my favourites.)

Suicide: (Latin suicidium, from sui caedere, "to kill oneself") is the act of a human being intentionally causing his or her own death.
Abuse: improper usage or treatment for a bad purpose, often to unfairly or improperly gain benefit, physical or verbal maltreatment, injury, sexual assault, violation, rape, unjust practices; wrongful practice or custom; offense; crime, or otherwise verbal aggression. Abuse can come in many forms.

To all of you bullies, all of you being bullied, all of you who use and abuse in any form, all of you who want it to be over, there are so much better things in life to think about. no matter how mad, its never the worst it can be. i found this poem somewhere once, and it made me realize that things are a lot worse for others...and that life is very scary and very real outside of your own little self absorbed bubble. this is not the original, but one i made based on it. read, love it hate it whatever, just hope it makes you think.

I am the One

I am the one that you hit; the one that you scream at.; the one that day after day, you abuse.

I am the one who was told that I didn’t matter.

I am the one that will never reach my dreams because I do not have any other than to leave.

I am the one who sits alone in the corner because I have no where else to go.

I am the one who is wondering why no one else cares.

I am the one that is afraid to go to school and can’t make friends because no one talks to me.

I am the one wondering why my mommy won’t look at me and why my daddy is always angry.

I am the one who holds a cold blade to my skin, trying to make the pain stop.

I am the one who swallowed a bottle of pills to see if they would help.

I am the one who is laying on my bed, with the world slowly fading.

I am the one who couldn’t take it.

I am the one who killed myself.

I am the one you won’t miss, or even remember.

I am the one that you will be glad to be rid of.

I am no one anymore.

My names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Morgan

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Morizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Blue Dolphin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Rae Momo

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Carmonal

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Green Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ordaval

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Gail

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shyane

WORLDS BEST QUOTE!!!

Life is a bitch, because if it was a slut, it would be easy.