Not much to say, I like to read more than i like to write, as you can see from my lack of fics. I enjoy a variety of different animes, not limited to just Naruto. Now I may not agree with what kishimoto is doing with Naruto, but it is his so if he felt like it he could end it today with out a reason so I'm not going to complain. CoughJirayaCough...

I do not own anything pertaining to the lyrics/songs of Manowar Nor do i own Naruto. So now at least if someone sues me i can laugh at them.

Alright! time for my ideas! reading the manga and watching episodes of Naruto has lead me to have a few theories about some of the jutsu that are used. WARNING! Spoilers ahead! don't complain to me after you've read them. I warned you.

1). Kage bunshin no Jutsu: A.K.A. Shadow Clone Jutsu:

This one is extremely interesting. after seeing the elemental training Naruto did with Kakashi and Yamato I came up with this. When using the Kage bun. it takes the chakra of a person and divides it up between however many clones were made. its the only logical reason for the kyuubi randomly taking over the clones during training. My theory is that it takes the users whole body and divides it among the clones. thus making every clone the "real" person. which is also the reason Neji's eyes were fooled. However I also believe there is a key clone, which is more "real" than the others. this also has other applications. it could be used as a teleportation jutsu. making one clone, sending it somewhere then dispelling yourself making the clone the original. the smoke is another useful application. instead of smoke i've read stories where is was poison or acid of some form. this is an extremely good idea kudos to you who used it.

2). The Harishin (sp?) A.K.A. The Flying Thunder God Tech.:

Also interesting. looking at the jutsu I believe Minato found a way to break his body down on a molecular level using lightning based elemental chakra. This also explains why he needed the special kunai, them being a lightning rod of sorts, Allowing for some form of control over the jutsu. However this also leads me to wonder. what would happen if someone managed to rip the seal tag as he was using the jutsu? would he be able to reform? Many writers use the excuse of Minato having some sort of bloodline to explain other people not being able to use this tech. I do not believe this to be true. if it were Jiraya would not be able to use the Rasengan, thus Naruto would not be able to learn it.

3). Iruka:

Oh c'mon! do you honestly think a ninja village would trust a mere chunnin with the job of teaching the new recruits? I don't think so. What if the academy were to be attacked? I think Iruka is ANBU lvl at the very least. it doesn't make sense otherwise. srsly, its a military village. would you leave the teaching of new recruits to a newbie?

Original tech. ideas (ask permission to use.)

4). Futon: Rasenbakudan A.K.A. Wind Release: Spiraling Sphere bomb: (S-rank kinjutsu, best used with the element of surprise)

One of my original tech.s. Naruto makes an exploding clone and two shadow clones. the shadow clones makes a rasengan in each hand, the exploding clone attaches itself to the opponent halting mobility. the shadow clones then rush them, slamming a double rasengan into their chest. as the person is repelled by the force of the duel rasengan the clone on their back explodes. extremely hard to pull off, but if Naruto manages it your pretty much screwed. however if you know its coming it wouldn't be that hard to avoid.

5). Taijutsu style: Sho-ro Rei A.K.A fighting style: The Weeping Soul

another of mine, this style focuses on forcing wind elemental chakra out of the fist at the point of impact. shredding muscles & organs, but leaving the skin intact. this is a combination of tsunade's strength tech. and the gentle fist style. powerful punches with internal destruction. this style, while extremely powerful is dangerous to use. constant amounts of wind chakra need to make the style effective causes the muscles in the hands to rip in several places. normally this would cause a buildup of scar tissue in the hands causing massive arthritis eventually causing the user to lose all use of their hands., but thanks to Naruto's little secret, the wounds don't develop scar tissue, but the longer he uses the style the more it hurts, and it takes more time for kyuubi to heal him. ((the person who teaches the style to naruto doesn't use wind chakra for the style thus no muscle damage.))

DON'T READ IF YOU DONT LIKE SWEARING. By reading the following you agree you are of legal age and absolve the author of all blame. (srsly if you cant control your own kids while they are online consider the fact that at least they aren't watching porn. Yet...)

OK! Rant time!!

People, its called spell check. Fucking use it. I can understand people occasionally misspell a word that the program wont catch because its a different word or it won't be in the programs dictionary so it will show up as a bad word, but c'mon people Google exists for a fucking reason!

Another thing. there are two U's in alot of the names in Naruto. 2! count with me 1. 2.! see? not fucking hard. Hyuuga. Kyuubi. its not fucking difficult. if your going to write a fan fic for something do some fucking research first. At least KNOW about the fucking show.

Also, don't try to write japanese into your fic unless its a jutsu, or you can speak the language fluently. Seriously, it just looks fucking retarded.

And another thing, If your going to write a lemon into your fic read some porn for Christ's sake! nothing turns me off from a story faster than a shitty lemon. Practice it first. Also stop making naruto's dick like 10 feet long. It just gets annoying after a while.

If your not going to be writing for a while let us know! How fucking hard is it to say your not gonna be here for a period of time?! the only excuse if you suddenly lose your internet and have no way to get on. (Hiatus exists for a fucking reason!)

Ok i wanna stress this fact with Hinata. she stutters around Naruto cause she likes him. she does not stutter all the time! she is a soft spoken person, and she has confidence issues. but the only person she stutters around is Naruto. stop making it seem like she has a speech problem, jeeze!

Srsly fucktards stop using the whole "my kits were killed by orochi. please avenge them for me and i'll love you and fuck you and blah blah blah." its srsly starting to piss me off. It has been revealed that Madara, using his Sharingan, pushed the kyuubi into a blind rage somehow in order to get rid of the fourth Hokage because he wasn't strong enough to kill him himself. ((all I can say is Valhalla help him if Naruto finds out.)) now go back to chapter one or whatever chapter you bitches wrote that trash on and change it. And I swear to god if one more person makes the Kyuubi call Naruto "Kit" I'm gonna kill someone.

And last but certainly not least, DONT SNEAK LITTLE "AN:" OR (BLAH BLAH BLAH) IN YOUR STORY. WAIT TILL THE FUCKING END! HOLY FUCKING ZOMBIE CHRIST YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN I'M READING A PERFECTLY GOOD FIC AND YOU FUCKING GHEY DICK-WEEDS SNEAK A LITTLE STUPID FUCKING COMMENTs IN IT. STOP IT!

Rant end. Phew! i feel alot better...

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