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 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. Weeeeelcome to my profile :D My name is Erin, and I am a Canadian vegetarian writer-person who drags out the letters of words waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much :3 MY ONGOING STORIES
Note on Harry Potter and the Lonely Mountain: I deleted this story because I was finding it almost painful to write. It wasn't going very smoothly and I decided to just put it out of its misery and delete it. I'm so sorry to those who liked it :( :( :( About me: As I have stated, I am Erin. I like music, specifically Of Monsters and Men, Coldplay, Daughter, Regina Spektor, Imagine Dragons, Walk off the Earth, Florence and the Machine, etc. I love LOTR and HP. I love writing. I'm not too fond of snow, which sucks because I live in northern-ish Canada. I love chocolate. I love tea. I love orange juice. I love Ovaltine (as long as I add sugar, or else it isn't very good :/) I love milk. I miss bacon. And fish. If bacon and fish were vegetarian, I'd be very happy. Oh, and of course I love poutine and maple syrup...eh? :D |
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Lord of the Rings: The Truth Revealed by elfchicks reviews
Here it is, at long last! The disturbing tale of Lord Elrond's mental toying with the citizens of Middle-earth... how he duped all the world with the ratings bonanza reality show most people know as "the Quest to Destroy the One Ring." The scandal! The passion! The drama! Go behind the scenes with those of us who are now in the know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,948 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Samwise G., Elrond
The Fellowship Of Insanity by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Join the Fellowship as they drive each other crazy on their mission to destroy the One Ring. And making sure that Merry doesn't eat it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,796 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas
Raps to Rule Them All by TolkienGirl reviews
A wide range of characters-the Fellowship and more-give an account of their adventures, rap-style. Absolute nonsense; hopefully amusing; author's assurances that rhymes are clever, my precious. Read and review, if the mood takes you! (*All rights to their respective owners*) UPDATE: Bilbo's take on DoS now up! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Gollum
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Hello, My Name Is by SparklesAreMyLife reviews
Lord of the Rings parodies of Inigo Montoya's famous line from the Princess Bride! ... Prepare to die!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013
How Reading Changed My Life by Artista321 reviews
This is a short little poem about more then just Lord of the Rings. It is about how reading changed my life and I hope you like it, I think more people will relate to this poem then most would think or admit. Don't care if you think I'm crazy, it's true.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
MagnoliaCinderellaCupcake by Psycho Tangerine reviews
What happens when the most beautiful, magical, and intelligent lady falls into Middle Earth? My take on Mary Sues. Not to be taken seriously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Complete
Aragorn's Diary by elfchicks reviews
Forget the noble, well-spoken, and knowledgable Aragorn you think you know. Recently, top scholars and linguists have begun translating a long-forgotten, dusty, leather-bound book from ancient Westron. They believe it is nothing less than Aragorn's personal diary, and it's a shocker!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
This lousy t-shirt by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
Oneshot. Frodo is given a present in honour of his achievements, but he's not exactly pleased with it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
Letters to Thranduil by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Forget Me Not by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
A little one-shot with Frigga and toddler Loki. (Cover photo by gamingcharacter on deviantART)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
The Reluctant King by nyx thranduillon reviews
Short poem LOTR based
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Curiosity by nyx thranduillon reviews
A short LOTR poem featuring Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Young Elf, there's no need to feel down by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
Oneshot - Legolas is haunted by the Village People. 'Nuff said.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Legolas - Complete
Lord of the Rings Limericks by Llinos reviews
Just a few limericks based on the quirks and thoughts of the characters who appear in the book and film. Starts with one each for the Fellowship. For future chapters, I am taking/took requests. Chapter 4 - A few more, just for luck - and to fulfil outstanding requests.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 7/30/2005
My Heart, My Home by fakeasain56 reviews
Two funerals. One Hobbit. One Elven. A heart being put to rest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Gandalf - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
What the Sorting Hat Said by Bittersweet x reviews
Exactly what did that faithful old Sorting Hat say to everyone? *Complete.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Who to Trust, Who to Hate by livelifetothefullest4e reviews
15 year old Larisa returns for her fifth year, in more danger than ever before, outside and inside the walls of Hogwarts. Takes place during OoTP. Rated for swearing and violence. Sequel to "Torn Between Beliefs". COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 95,393 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Torn Between Beliefs by livelifetothefullest4e reviews
14 year old Larisa is the first witch ever to transfer magic schools. Placed in Slytherin, she thinks everything will be normal, right? Wrong. Takes place during GoF. Rated for swearing and violence near the end. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Welcome To VoldeMart! How May We Help You? by HappySmilesVarietyHour reviews
Voldemort has a new plan to take over the Wizarding World, but this one is different than all the others. This one starts at Walmart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Voldemort
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
The Three Hunters Revamped by elfchicks reviews
What were Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli after at the beginning of The Two Towers?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Dumbledore and his Lemon Drops by The Next Marauder reviews
Ever thought Dumbledore got a bit out of hand with his Lemon Drops? A little parody about this. OneShot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Hello, Flower! by elfchicks reviews
Aragorn insanely proceeds through a scene in the Two Towers. And he greets flowers...for many hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Dark Night Seems Endless by Juliet Anders reviews
(AU) Gloating over his golden treasure, he left him there to die slowly in the heart of all worldly evil, while he slipped off like a thief in the night to the South and forgot about the humble gardener's love and devotion for ever. He left him there. He left him there. Oh, Sam. Oh, dear Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Gollum - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Fellowship Ficlets reviews
Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
The Fellowship reviews
The Fellowship randomly gets transported into our world and is placed in several odd situations with two 'guides'. Rated T mostly because of the language. There are no Mary Sues :D Chapter 11 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,042 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
The Fake Letter reviews
Harry sends a letter to Dudley saying that he is accepted to come to Hogwarts. Will Hermione approve of this prank? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
