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Joined 07-10-13, id: 4867017, Profile Updated: 07-05-18
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Mortal Instruments, and Hobbit.

Hi everyone! I'm 14 and just trying my hand at writing a bit to see how it turns out.

I like a wide variety of books and movies and stuff, and they’re mostly all fantasy.

Favorite Movies

1. Lord of the Rings. This movie series is boss. Seriously. I once tried to watch all of the extended edition movies in a row at night, but I ended up falling asleep halfway through The Two Towers at like 3:30 in the morning, and I didn’t wake up until around 7:00, so then I was forced to watch the rest when it was light outside, and it is so much cooler when everything is dark. If you haven’t tried watching LotR in the dark, go do it NOW. And Legolas and Aragorn are total babes. Despite the fact that it creeps me out for guys to have longer hair than me, I would totally make an exception for Legolas. :)

2. Star Wars. Yes, I am a total nerd. I love Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. But seriously, who doesn’t? They’re just freaking amazing! I would kill to have my own lightsaber. So if any of you are secretly hiding one, you better watch out, because I will come to your house and kill you so that I can have it!!!

3. The City of Bones. (And the rest of the Mortal Instruments movies that still haven’t come out yet.) That movie was the . And the first book didn’t even have that much action and drama, which means that the next movies are gonna be EVEN BETTER!!! But the first one was stellar. The Jace/Clary kiss was absolutely perfect. And the action scenes were extremely good. Is anyone else jealous of Isabelle’s whip? Because I am. But, I have got to say that there was one part that I absolutely loved, even more than all the rest. And nobody can argue that this part was not AH-MAZING. I mean, come on, people. MAGNUS BANE HAD NO PANTS. It does not get better than that.

4. Tron Legacy. I so want one of those lightbikes. They are so cool. And having a disc would be awesome too! Plus, Sam was gorgeous in that movie! And you have got to love Zuse. End of Line was awesome, and Daft Punk is the best. Tron Legacy = 2 hour long Daft Punk music video!!!!

5. Pirates of the Caribbean. I love Orlando Bloom. He is just so great. And Johnny Depp is amazing, too. Seriously. I love these people. And they’re in a movie together! It’s perfect!

Favorite Books

1. Mortal Instruments Series. These books are the greatest. I got them in the bookstore because they looked interesting, and that was probably one of the best ideas I ever had. Magnus and Alec are so perfect! And that City of Glass kiss!! SO PERFECT!! But I was so sad that Cassie Clare broke them up in City of Lost Souls! I swear, if they don’t get back together in City of Heavenly Fire, someone is going to die a very painful death.

2. The Starcrossed Trilogy. These books are unbelievably good. I got the first one from one of those library reading programs because there were no good books to pick from as prizes, and that one looked semi-interesting, so I got it. It was the best random decision I have ever made. Seriously. If you have not read these books, GO DO IT NOW. They suck you into their world and you never want to leave.

3. Rick Riordan’s Books: Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Lost Heroes Series. Rick Riordan has got some serious talent, man. I have liked all three of his main series, and I can’t wait for the rest of the Lost Heroes. The movies for Percy Jackson don’t do the books justice, although they are still pretty good.

4. The Matched Trilogy. I was enthralled with these books. They were not really what I expected when first started reading, but they had a very interesting plot and a complicated love triangle. Who doesn’t love a good love triangle??

Favorite Shows

1. Doctor Who. Everyone loves Doctor Who. And David Tennant, OHMYGOD. He is beautiful and perfect. But I also like 11 and 9 as well. That show is just awesome. I would so love to travel with the Doctor.

2. Sherlock. Benedict Cumberbatch is just OHMYFREAKINGGOD AMAZING. ‘Nuff said. Oh, and that Mind Palace thing and the deducing stuff are so cool!

Pairings I Ship

Lord of the Rings - Aragorn/Legolas, Legolas/Elrond, Legolas/Haldir, Fellowship/OC’S (But only if they’re good.)

Star Wars - Luke/Mara, Han/Leia, Wedge/Luke, Luke/Han, Jaina/Zekk, Jacen/Tenel Ka.

Tron Legacy - Sam/Quorra, Sam/Gem.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Will, Jack/Elizabeth, Will/Elizabeth.

Mortal Instruments - Malec (Magnus/Alec) 333 (BEST PAIRING EVER!!!), Clace (Clary/Jace), Sizzy (Simon/Izzy), Jalec (Jace/Alec)

Doctor Who - 11/Clara, 11/Amy, 10/Rose, 10/Martha, 9/Rose, Captain Jack/Rose, Captain Jack/Martha, Captain Jack/9,10, or 11, Amy/Rory, River/11, River/10.

Sherlock - Johnlock (Sherlock/John), Sherlock/Irene, Mystrade (Mycroft/Lestrade)

Whew, that's a lot!! But anyways, I love fanfiction, and MALEC!! They are the definition of perfect!!

Fanfiction Stories That I Love


Teaching Assistant by ArouraStar


Trying to Push the Past Away: 1 & 2 by Grey Pigeon


Worlds Apart by SleepyHollow5


Reading City of Bones by Bloodlines Fan


Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-Chan

Shot Up Love by Jagger3

A Napkin's Worth a Thousand Words by blacknails512

Gra' Solas by Hardwood Studios

Manu Qualme by Annymc


Walking Proof That Karma's Important by ElvenPwner

Don't Panic! and Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM


I like a whole lot of stories, but these have got to be my all time favorites. If any of the authors of these are reading this bio right now, you should know that you are absolutely amazing authors. Don't ever give up writing!

Side Note: I've decided that from now on, if you guys review any of my stories, I'll respond. Because if you can take the time to review, I can take the time to respond. And I also set myself a policy that any story I read I will review, regardless of whether or not I like it. But I usually do, and it really boosts people's spirits to get reviews, and I want to be able to do that.

Thanks, Bye!! :)

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I'm Back Again by Secret Moon Princess reviews
*SEQUEL TO I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS* Ever since she left Middle-Earth, Wynter can't seem to want anything else but to be back with the prince she left behind. What will she do when she's taken back to Middle-Earth, 60 years prior to her first arriving? *Book and Movie mix*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,357 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Legolas, OC
The Silent Ballad by Anki-Shai reviews
Thranduil has done what no other Elf has done before him, Thorin has decide in his pride to ignore the signs of what really is happening between the both of rhaps, Thorin should be careful for there is only one sickness that could take an Elf's life away and for the suffering of the heart the only cure from a certain death is to leave the shores of Middle-Earth.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Elvenking Thranduil, Thorin]
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 409,587 - Reviews: 4276 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Made to Endure by dancewithitsghost reviews
In this not so new take on a GGDIME, a loud-mouthed, ostentatious, tempestuous, and rambunctious girl finds herself stolen away from her time and thrown headlong into a world at war. Middle Earth is facing an extraordinary evil…and Arianna just wants to shave. LegolasxOC, Legomance
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,776 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Legolas, OC - Complete
To Be Willing - DISCONTINUED by DeLacus reviews
*** This trial-run story is now discontinued, and an Author's Note explaining why has been updated to the end of this fanfiction. The re-written remastered version can now be found on my profile.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,105 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Thranduil, OC] Glorfindel, Elf - Complete
The Shadow War by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
As Iãgaw slowly and maliciously destroys Arda, Legolas and the Fellowship head to Rhun in a desperate search for the only things that can slay the demon: the Black Weapons. Meanwhile, Thranduil and his allies struggle to hold the Darkness back, a war unlike any other rising up to drown the world in chaos. All the while dangerous new enemies hunt them from the shadows. HIATUS. Sorry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,433 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil
To Live Again by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 607,746 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC - Complete
A Snowflake in Spring by RetiredCel reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,005 - Reviews: 6730 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 6,857 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,402 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Reasons to Hope, Reasons to Live by HanaHeart reviews
SLASH AND MPREG In the Battle of Helm's Deep, Haldir leaves Legolas with more than he bargained for. H&L turning to A&L... Chapter 21 is up! Special thanks to my Beta Lotrspnfangirl for her hard work
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,672 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 5/21/2004 - [Aragorn, Legolas] Haldir
Teaching Assistant by ArouraStar reviews
AU All human. The characters are at college. Magnus is getting ready for another two hours of boredom when certain blue eyed, black haired boy comes in the room in place of his teacher. He instantly decides that he needs to get to know this "Alec" guy better, the only problem is he's never seen him before & doesn't know how to find him again once class is over. Malec & Heronstairs
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 273,206 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B.
Letters to a High Functioning Sociopath by Pakmai reviews
Picking up after Letters to a Soldier, John is back in Afghanistan and Sherlock is still in London, with only letters to connect them. Will absence make the heart grow fonder, or will the distance be too boring for the consulting detective? Johnlock. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 88,812 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rebirth by EvilDime reviews
There is something familiar about this dragon, like they have known each other in a previous life... crack!fic. - Chapter I: Sherlock/Hobbit crossover, complete. - Chapter II: Crossover with Doctor Strange and Captain America: Civil War that builds on the premise of the first chapter.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone by tanithcooper reviews
Kili/Thranduil. Cornered in the forest, Kili finds himself face to face with an Elvish King. For Kili, not accepting Bofur's offer for an escort was just one stupid move in a great line of many before and after this monumental disaster. For Thranduil however, this is an amazing opportunity...
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 126,612 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil] [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
Alec Lightwood's Guide to Romance by miss Amysong reviews
Alec Lightwood is a genius, blessed with exceptional intelligence despite his difficult upbringing. However after winning a scholarship to one of the most prestigious boarding schools in America, his world is flipped upside down. What will happen when Alec is asked to tutor troubled bad boy Magnus Bane, someone who leaves him utterly clueless. Malec and a lil' Clace R&R lovelies xx
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,958 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] [Jace W., Clary F.]
Darling by BaneFiction reviews
Alec Lightwood, a High School student just trying to get by catches the eye of a rich boy named Magnus Bane.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,035 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B., Ragnor Fell
The Adventure of the Silver Scars by tangledblue reviews
It's been thirteen months since Mary shot Sherlock and John finds he's still pissed off about it. Sherlock had thought everything was settled: John and Mary, domestic bliss. But when John turns up at Baker Street with suitcases, the world's only consulting detective might not be prepared for the consequences. A new case. Certain danger. Concertos, waltzes, and whisky.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,753 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
That Holiday Magic by sultrysweet reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Snow and Charming have an announcement that causes Emma to revert back into her 18 year old self - literally. Angry and heartbroken, Emma seeks comfort and refuge with the person who least expects the teen at her door: Regina. Post-Neverland
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,493 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills
Christmas on The Naughty List by AlessNox reviews
Sherlock knew that he was not nice. He couldn't be, because every Christmas he was on the naughty list. That was the only thing that could explain why he never got what he truly wanted for Christmas. Day 6 and Day 23 of Hudders and Hiddles 25 days of fic-mas Christmas writing prompts.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Complete
Worlds Apart by SleepyHollow7 reviews
He was beautiful, captivating, even with his perfect skin stained with blood and his lips looked so soft. Maya mentally chided herself for even thinking this. Are you nuts! She thought, This guy could be a psycho! And how the hell did he get in here? Despite herself, her heart went out to him. He looked genuinely confused and scared. Some chapters will be M rated. Now COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 311,391 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Legolas - Complete
Sherlock: Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 105 - Words: 399,261 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
From childhood by Faendal reviews
Magnus and Alec become best friends, sadly Magnus moves. When Magnus comes back seven years later.. I am not sure how to continue this summary.. READ! IF YOU MUST! (Rated M, for maybe future lemons and Yes language) :3
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,344 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Doubt and Debts by Achromos reviews
Thranduil saved Thorin's life, and Thorin doesn't know why. Finding out might have side-effects; wanted and unwanted ones.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Falling For You by SiriuslyFour'sGirl reviews
An AU Malec story. All human. What happens when a socially awkward art student meets a sparkly dream? Will, Jem, and Tessa will make appearances as well. Rated M for the reasons we like Malec fanfics to be rated M ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,051 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Dragon and a King by tanithcooper reviews
Smaug/Thranduil. When Thranduil goes looking for his wring, he ends up in an agreement to save his life with only a small favour in return, What could possibly go wrong? Smut later on.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Smaug, Elvenking Thranduil] OC
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Road To Rohan by AlmaGemela reviews
Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,164 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Legolas, OC
Home Wrecker by MilaBelle reviews
Ever since his Father got caught with another woman and thrown out of the house, cheaters have disgusted Alexander Lightwood. So what is he to do when he falls in love with one? / AU, more chapters to come.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 139,644 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Investment by XxIrisxX reviews
When darkness threatens to rise, Thranduil agrees to an alliance with Thorin. But Thorin won't just take his word for it and Thranduil is desperate enough to agree to the conditions of an investment. Political marriage, Same-sex marriage, Thorin/Thranduil (Rating upped to 'M')
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,066 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil] Legolas, Balin - Complete
Merge by WowbaggerForever reviews
The "downworlders" go to one school, the "nephilim" go to another, and the students rarely mingle. But when the two schools merge, all hell breaks loose, and when Magnus and Alec meet, sparks fly. AU, AH. Mostly Malec but with hints of Sizzy, Clace and others. The Infernal devices characters are there but not as major characters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
There's Always Something by Resrie71 reviews
How could Sherlock have missed this very important fact about John?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
New Beginnings by FoxClove reviews
Alec's life is the epitome of perfection; with a loving family, excellent grades, countless friends and the star of the school football team. What will Alec do when he comes face-to-face with a new student with a dark but not so mysterious past. While his heart, mind, body and soul tells him to get to know and help this new student, he is told to stay away. Which will he choose?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,529 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
How To Survive In Middle Earth When You're A Teenaged Girl by Peppery Mints reviews
When you get dumped into Middle Earth, you start missing things. Little things. You know, like toilets. And hairbrushes. And tampons. And people who speak English. You know what else? Canon is super-easy to mess up. Now the whole world may end and it's all because of me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,101 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, OC
Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,647 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Pave the Way by couchbarnacle reviews
Filled for a Kink meme that asked for Kid!John in love with Babysitter!Sherlock. Basically, it's just an excuse for fluff of epic proportions.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,675 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
An Eye-Opening Education by RedBear5 reviews
Combine an overtly sexual female university student looking to explore her kinks, but having no real experience with violence or primitive conditions, and a sexually naive fellowship looking to destroy a ring. Shake and destroy everyone's innocence. Legolas/OC pairing - Complete - but spin-offs to follow...;-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,917 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
Accidental Youth by Pakmai reviews
After Dartmoor, Sherlock becomes obsessed with his current experiment, which has to do with the hallucinogen that affected them. Unfortunately an accident creates a mix of chemicals and a small explosion which has unexpected results. Now Greg Lestrade and Mrs. Hudson have two small wards until Sherlock can fix it. Kid!Fic, Paternal!Lestrade, Sherlock/John, post HoB. NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dust, Letters and Love, maybe? by Leoithne reviews
John Watson is left alone in the flat by Sherlock, leaving him time to do some cleaning. Little he knows that cleaning may lead to interesting discoveries of which Sherlock won't be in the least amused. Johnlock. I don't know where it leads. It's my first attempt. It's rated M because I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Dark as Night by lotrjesusfreak reviews
She is Sauron's daughter, as dark and evil as Sauron himself. But will a young elf princling change her heart? LegolasXOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,866 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Legolas, Elf
No Malls in Middle Earth by Lothelen reviews
Ellie has a perfect figure, perfect nails, and a perfectly perfect life. What happens when she wakes up in Middle Earth and has to deal with dirt, bugs, bird poop, stinky men, and a really weird prophecy? T for language and minor suggestive themes. DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,448 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas
And Then it Hit Me by Riveting Red Pants reviews
John didn't think, he just saw the bullet racing towards Sherlock, the man he loved, and he jumped.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 5,210 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Daughter of Hope by crescentmoonthemage reviews
This is the story of Estelyn, Legolas's childhood friend. When she leaves Mirkwood, she doesn't expect to see him ever again. But, when she joins the Fellowship, their friendship is rekindled and... perhaps something more? Eventual Legolas/OC *CHAPTER 10 UP!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Legolas
Wrong But Right by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
They met at a different place. A different time. In a slightly different world. But their love is the same...Everlasting and true. Basicly same caracters but different plot. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 118,284 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
To Keep Up The Appearances by SabArtFan reviews
"I was starting to wonder about his state of un-filthiness, after all he was homeless, when the apparition let out a low chuckle in a deep sensual tone. I shivered like a teenage girl, trembling from the inside, and obviously, blushed!" - Alec Lightwood meet an interesting man and wish to know more about him... although Magnus is homeless. My first A/H story, hope u like it! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,191 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Chairman Meow - Complete
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
NO! by rosethorn59 reviews
King Thranduil invites many guests to a celebration...but for some reason, most of the guests are wooing and hitting on Legolas. What is going on?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Blood by Snow Tempest reviews
A girl from the twenty-first century dies and becomes a vampire. But she isn't in Montana anymore; now she lives in Middle Earth. Her hunger for blood leads people to belive she is evil. But when she joins the fellowship, can they see another side to her? Maybe a certan elf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,225 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Legolas, Human - Complete
The Secret Passage by MindfulEscape reviews
Kelsey had the life that most average people have-a job, a hobby, and a place she called home. But she still longed for more. She dreamed to be in the land her books illustrated in her mind. What she does not realize, is her wish did not fall on deaf ears...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,492 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Legolas, Elf
Reasons Why by The Trix Rabbit reviews
"Alec. Not Alexander, he hasn't been Alexander for a long time. Alexander was the boy Magnus seemed to find captivating enough to keep. Alec was a chore. Maybe whatever amazing trait that Alec seemed to possess the first few weeks, months, years that they've been together was gone. Maybe that's why he wasn't loved anymore. Maybe that's why he didn't matter anymore." MPreg/COLS
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,733 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Waiting For You by ForeverinNeverlandXO reviews
Jack Brewer was never one for the sappy love crap. Love just didn't exist in his book. He refused to believe in it and if by some chance it was real, he promised himself he would NEVER fall in love. That is until he meets Kim Crawford, the sheriff's stubborn, spontaneous, crazy, hell raising daughter. Hold on tight Jack, you're in for a wild ride...
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Tangled Web by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Legolas has been summoned before the King's Council to answer for a mission that went disastrously wrong. Sequel to "Hours of Darkness".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Will You Still Love Me by GiveUpResistance reviews
Post-CoLS: Magnus is surprised one night by the knocking on his door, something that hasn't happened since… And it's the person he most wants to see and never wants to see, but he can't lie when Alec asks him that question. And he can never lie, when Alec asks him that question, no matter how much time passes, the answer is always the same. (Written because Young and Beautiful)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
New Dictionary Guide to Lord of the Rings in Everyday Use by Pornell Fangirl reviews
Erm... yeah. Does exactly what it says on the tin... Absolute nonsense...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Complete
Shot Up Love by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus Bane is the top fashion designer in all of the United States, but despite all of this, he still doesn't know his photographer until barging into his office one day. He's struck immediatly to the bone with this blue eyed, black haired man and sets off to win his affection. But when a rival company tries to unseat Magnus's fame, they target his blue eyed weak point. M for Yaoi
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,905 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Letters to Thranduil by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Love Is Blind by Lexia Clark reviews
Magnus is a sarcastic party boy but will he settle down when he meets a funny blind boy at his party? *I suck at summaries but please read it's my first story* hope y'all like it I also apologize in advance for my crap editing skills. Errors will most likely abound
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,746 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Camping Trip by Fiona Church reviews
This is a story of a camping trip that Jace, Clary, Isabelle, Simon, Alec and Magnus take- you can decide when it's set. Planning to focus mostly on Magnus and Alec. Rated M because of certain things that certain couples do. Chapters are posted based on reviews
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Gra' Solas by Hardwood Studios reviews
AU: Will, star attraction of Tortuga's favorite brothel. Jack, miscreant pirate and all around troublemaker. They need each other, they just don't know it yet. [Jack/Will]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Alarmed by RosaPotentis reviews
Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Stand By You by Celtic Blades reviews
AU - Updated - Legolas and Boromir can be friends, can they be lovers? And will Legolas be able to save Boromir from the call of the ring? Why is Legolas kissing Aragorn? How much is the ring's fault? Lots of Gimli/Legolas humour SLASH Legolas/Boromir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,712 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Legolas, Boromir
Manu Qualme by Annymc reviews
Apparently an oath and the act of making love is all that is really needed to be spiritually married to another elf. So what does that mean, when Aragorn is Legolas' ex-lover, and now wishes to marry Arwen? Legolas is forced to act.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Broken Stars Shine Brightest by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus has become completely infatuated with a school mate of his; Alexander Lightwood-star of the football team and brother of the most hottest person in the school. He decides to make the blue eyed beauty his, but Magnus didnt realize that it might mean Alexander will have to see a side of him he was ashamed of. Rated M for yaoi, AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Obedience by jessa-beth reviews
Sherlock's submissive fantasies finally come to light, and begin an intense relationship of ownership and obedience between him and his army doctor. M Johnlock kink.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock: Let's Play A Game by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Sherlock's not allowed to play Cluedo. There are quite a few things he- and Mycroft- aren't allowed to play because of various reasons. John and Greg should have realised they were serious. Mystrade & Johnlock. See warnings inside. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
This Is What Happens by AlexDayLover reviews
... when consulting criminals get bored. They flirt with consulting detectives. Somebody get the first-aid kit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
The Fetish by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
It started out as a fantasy. A sexy, naughty, cover-little-children's-eyes, make-adults-turn-their-heads-in-disgust sort of act. It was Alec's dirty little secret, something he didn't ever EVER want Magnus to find out about. Too bad for him that Magnus was never one to just sit back and wait for answers to come to him… Though it's not like Alec's complaining. Dom!Magnus Sub!Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Symphony of Broken Dreams by DisturbingEmily reviews
Alec is an art student and he needs new model for his project. Magnus can't deal with his past, and falls deeper and deeper. What will happen when they meet? AU, Warnings:prostitution, violence, anorexia, sexual and domestic abuse. mature content! R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Game of Life by HikariMelody reviews
Magnus, Alec, Izzy, Clary, Jace, and Simon are altogether waiting for a sign of Sebastian, but it's been almost a month. They are rather bored of waiting and have gotten off track by playing mundie board games. Specifically The Game of Life. Mostly Malec, but with a bit of Sizzy and Clace. Lots of crack and NO SPOILERS from COLS.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
DAILYDOSED: Sary by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
A relatively obscure badfic that takes everything wrong with the cult-classic, 'legolas by laura', and brings it to a whole new level of disturbing. Now, it's been dredged up from the darkest depths of the Internet, and DAILY-DOSED for your safety.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Aftermath by FullFathomFive reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR CoLS. The aftermath of Alec and Magnus's conversation near the end of CoLS. Will decisions be regretted? Can something lost ever be found again?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Boy In The Mirror by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
Alec never believed in ghost stories. How wrong he was.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Innocent by blacknails512 reviews
Alexander Lightwood is sentenced to Idris Boot Camp for Juvenile Delinquents for a crime he didn't commit. He planned on staying there for the year he was sentenced to, but when he meets Magnus Bane, his own little world is flipped upside down. AU/AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,112 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by Ezra Fell reviews
Jim texts Sebastian throughout the day. Seb is not amused. Mormor. Now with 100% more chapters!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty
Black Doctor by mapplepie reviews
TGG. Ghost Sherlock watched as the paramedics pronounced him dead. John however, confident as ever, clung tightly onto his limp, pale body, and insistently denied it. Necromancer!John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your First and Your Last by LaughterNeverDies reviews
John discovers Sherlock is a virgin. He wants more than anything to help him overcome his fear and insecurities. Please review x
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Regeneration by Lintilla reviews
Sherlock does not like the interest John takes in Jim from IT.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,466 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Falling Slowly by WhoMe-2 reviews
Temporarily separated from the TARDIS, the Doctor and Rose must adjust to living life on Earth while struggling with their feelings for each other, which are becoming much harder to ignore. Pre-Doomsday, and eventually AU after Doomsday. **1st in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,944 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Finally Found by MissGiaDarcy reviews
Sometimes, the one you love is right in front of you. But for some, like Jace, it takes awhile to see it. Jalec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Alec L., Jace W.
Who the Hell Is Jim Moriarty? by farawisa reviews
And why is he pretending to be me? John Moriarty would really like to know who the hell this weird Jim bloke is and why he's impersonating him. Like John would ever try to kill Sherlock, the only truly interesting person he's ever met.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [John W., Sherlock H.] J. Moriarty, Mycroft H. - Complete
Master and Servant by WhiteGloves reviews
Heading towards Bree,Strider witnessed a slave trade in which he saved a beautiful Elf from his doomed fate.The Elf swore him his allegiance in turn.Now Strider needs to decide, will he take the offer or neglect it? Will he deny his feelings? SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,036 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Trying to push the past away: by Grey Pigeon reviews
Enslaved in his childhood and continually abused, Legolas leads a hard life in Mirkwood. One horrible day changes everything, and the Elf's very fëa is at stake. Finally Legolas ends up given to the Lord of Imladris. What will his new Master do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,709 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Burn by CastielsDemon reviews
As the Master and Jim Moriarty meet each other for the first time; their energies collide in more ways than one. Rated M for langauge and sex. Master/Moriarty
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2010 - The Master, J. Moriarty - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 394 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Every Little Thing He Does is Magic by Chloe Winchester reviews
Magnus and Alec's relationship is threatened by a man that's everything Magnus isn't. And to make matters worse, he's a Shadowhunter, and Magnus fears he may lose the best thing that's ever happened to him. Emotionally!HurtMagnus Malec and Jary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 310 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Wish Me Joy by ak-stinger reviews
MPREG, slash. When Aragorn dutifully marries Arwen, Legolas vanishes with a secret. What will happen when he comes back 5 years later? AL, AA, LEomer later. Longer summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,142 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Legolas
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Truth or Dare by Alexi Lupin reviews
The Fellowship are playing Truth or Dare and a few secrets come out! Warnings: SLASH. Go on, no one's looking! RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2004
Nin Calan by Gil-calan reviews
Aragorn and Legolas meet for the first time, but they aren't too happy about it. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,743 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
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Pippin's Guide to Annoying the Fellowship reviews
Want to know how to get on the Fellowship's nerves? Well, now you can! With Pippin's help, you'll be an expert in no time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Peregrin T., Legolas
How I, Thranduil, Saved Middle Earth reviews
The traditional story of the Battle of the Five Armies is all wrong. Here, Thranduil, the King of Mirkwood, tells us the tale of how HE was the true hero of that battle.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2015
Meant To Be reviews
Alec feels like he is worthless as a Shadowhunter. That will all change when he meets a man who turns his world upside down. Alec is about to embark on a rollercoaster of endless ups and downs that will make him see his life in a different light. The young Shadowhunter is in for the ride of his life, especially since this mysterious man is... a Warlock?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Hello, My Name Is reviews
Lord of the Rings parodies of Inigo Montoya's famous line from the Princess Bride! ... Prepare to die!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013
Jewel of the Water reviews
Nemireth has always despised the royal family of Mirkwood. What will happen when she finds the Prince of Mirkwood near death? Will she save him, or leave him to die? And what about her mysterious powers? Follow Nemireth as she struggles to accept herself, as well as the world around her.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2013