I have no idea what the heck I'm doing. Is this how you do profiles? Something is telling me no. Other people's profiles are all pretty and have fun things on them, but I just don't know how to do that. So I'll leave it like this. MWUHAHAHAHAHA.

OH WAIT. I understand now. This is where I tell you things about myself. Yes, I went unashamedly creeping on other people's profiles. And I had a blast doing it. Creeping is my specialty, in case you're wondering. I'm so good at it, it should be illegal. Actually, it is illegal. What am I talking about?

You can call me Leah. Why? Because I'm cool like that. And it's close enough to my real name, anyways. So yes, Leah will do for now. I'm a raging bisexual, as it would seem, and it feels so good to say that. Even if it isn't TECHNICALLY true. All right, fine, I'm straight, but I've always wanted to tell someone I'm a raging bisexual. It just has such a nice ring to it, ne?

INDIAN REPRESENT. Enough said.

NEVER WORK AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK. IT IS THE DEATH OF ALL JOY IN THIS WORLD.

In other news, I obsess over things easily. I have an everlasting Harry Potter obsession. Harry Potter forever. HARRY POTTER FOREVER, I SAY.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Itachi, Sasuke, Pein, Minato, Gaara, Kakashi, Naruto.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NARUSASU ALL THE WAY. *cowers in fear* no, i'm totally kidding. for once in my life, i actually don't care about who ends up with who, so long as naruto ends up with SOMEONE. really, the only couple i think i legitimately support is ShikaTem...
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I haven't decided how I feel about yaoi yet. Sometimes I love it, sometimes I hate it. EWW HENTAI IS ICKY. =)
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not even a little bit. Though the people who do that have my undying respect and devotion.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: NOTHING. My parents would NEVER buy me anything like that, though now that I have my own money, I should seriously invest in something like that...
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? ITACHIIII. Hahaha but not really. As much as I have the biggest crush ever on the Uchiha brothers, I just...no. I think I'll stick to real boys, for now.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Can't stand KibaHina, so I suppose I'll go with NaruHina...the thing I respect about Hinata is that she truly does love him, and did love him before anyone else did. I can dig that.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? That's a toughie...WHY THESE QUESTIONS BE SO DIFFICULT, YO? I like SasuSaku, but not at all in canon. I would love SasuNaru in canon, but that's never gonna happen. So, I suppose I'll go with SasuNaru!
9. Which team(s) is your favorite? TEAM SEVEN LOVEE =) and Team Ten is pretty legit, too...the Ino-Shika-Cho bond is pretty damn legit when put into practice, ttebayo?
10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? LAWLZZZ. Not even a little bit! *spoiler alert* it was already revealed in the latest manga that Tobi took Obito's other eye (I have no idea how the hell that happened...or maybe I just interpreted it entirely wrong?) In any case, no, Tobi is most definitely NOT Obito. (And now *SPOILER ALERT* I feel like a massive idiot because Obito is Tobi. DAMN YOU, MASASHI KISHIMOTO. DAMN YOU.)
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Erm...does anyone NOT support that theory? I didn't even think that WAS a theory. Just, you know, a fact.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI NO FREAKIN DUH (though Pein comes in a pretty close second)
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? GAH. DON'T ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS. I think Itachi-san said it best: "No matter what you do...I'll love you forever." So yes, though Sasuke is the world's biggest t-bag, he's still fantastic. Though he went a little crazy somewhere in the middle...
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Unfortunately, yes. Those filler episodes were freaking painful, but I got through EVERY. LAST. ONE OF THEM. And I sincerely wish I hadn't.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope, just the most recent.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nah, he's just cool like that.
17. Sub or dub? Sub all the way. I don't know, I just think that it was originally meant to be in Japanese, so that's the way it should be watched. In any case, all the suffixes and the random cuss words they throw in are super entertaining.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti. Even though there are times that I feel I can really relate to her...she was SO ANNOYING in Part I. I guess I don't really mind her in Part II, she actually has some pretty kick-ass moments, but she needs to get over Sasuke already...the bastard hates her, for goodness' sake!
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? BOTH! At least when he's not trying to destroy the world and steal Madara Uchiha's identity...that's when he just gets annoying XD
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Er, yeah. He's Tobi. Are you referring to his actual identity? Because in that regard, I have no idea who the hell he is. But if you're not, then I don't think I really get this question.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? SEXY BEAST NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. Hahaha just kidding. But he is konoha's green beast, after all, so even if he doesn't quite have the 'sexy' part down, I'm sure he'll get there...
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara. No contest. I mean, I know it's a problem when I'm jealous of a guy's hairstyle. And I am ridiculously jealous of Deidara's hairstyle. It's so cute.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AMAZING. Okay, his bowl cut is absolutely strange, and his eyes are a tad bit creepy, but he is one kick-ass shinobi, and he's got to be one of the sweetest guys on the show.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Oh gosh...too many options...have to go with Sasuke, though. Thinking about him being some sort of a girl-obsessed player is absolutely hysterical.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? ...why else would I be here?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Not good ones!
27. Do you like lemons? Teehee. I'll leave it at that.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Not a bit. I tried to get my parents into it, once...they gave me their best "What the hell is wrong with you" look, and I kinda gave up after that.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I am right now. And it is PURE FREAKING GENIUS.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Never heard of it! But I'll look it up...
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? YES! Me and my friend brought one of our other friends to my house and FORCED HIM to watch the first five episodes. Two weeks later and he's watched all the way through episode 100 in shippuden :D
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Nope. I try and keep all my anime obsessions in the closet, thank you very much.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? Explained in previous statement.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope! But I have to say, I think I really have become a better person after watching this show...is that entirely screwed up? You don't even need to answer that.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. I don't spend any money. Ever. Not even for Naruto.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm not sure if this is a legitimate question or not. So I'm really not sure what I'm supposed to say to this.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? I'm nearly a 100% that that isn't a real theory.
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? YUP. I suck at it, but I have way too much fun doing it to ever stop!
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Honestly, yeah. Even though his wings are the creepiest thing ever, and he has like, a nose star, and the whites of his eyes turn black, and his hair grows out and turns cadet blue, and his skin is gray, he's still got it! The boy is sexy no matter what he does...
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? NEVER. NEVER NEVER NEVER. *throws any possible OC's into a fiery pit*
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Heh. Hehe. I plead the fifth.

You know, I'll continue with this profile business later. I need to start, oh, you know, updating my stories. Or something. That's another thing. I only have four official fanfictions up right now, three of which are one-shots, the other being a Konoha High School story, starring MY FAVORITE COUPLE EVER SASUKE/SAKURA LAWLZ JK NOT REALLY. In canon, I hate this couple (please don't hurt me). But I feel as though in any alternate universe where Sasuke isn't the world's sexiest jackass and Sakura isn't just there for kicks and giggles, they would be pretty damn cute. SO THERE. ASSERTED. BITE ME, PUNKS.

Love forever, my pretties! Thanks for visiting this entirely useless profile. Seriously, why are you here? There is nothing even remotely interesting on my profile...

Peace out, suckas.

-Leah