Night Worlder 13
 Author has written 6 stories for Night World series. Age: That would be telling Height: 5'6 nearly 5'7 Hair colour: black with a red chunk Eye colour: Brown Favorite books: Any Vampire books and alot more Favorite music genre: Rock, Metal, Gothic, Screamo Favorite band: Black Veil Brides :D Favorite films: The twilight Saga, The Vampire diares, The vampires Assitant and many more As you might of guessed I am totally random and can go from super hyper to really quite. I am Insane and Crazy and proud of it. Favorite charaters: John Quinn Rashel Jordan Keller Jezebel Redfern Morgead Blackthorn Timmy Lupe Nilsson Delos Redfern Galen Drache Shane Collins Michael Glass Jamie Carpenter Alice Cullen Jasper Hale Damon Salvatore Stefan Salvatore Bonnie McColough Darren Shan Night World Oath When I see a girl with Cancer, I will remember Poppy North. When I see James Dean, I will think of James Rasmussen. When I look up at the stars, I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter. When I see a lazy cat, I will remeber Ash Redfern. When I see sibiling rivalry, I will see Blaise and Thea Harman. When I see an animal, I will think of Eric Ross. When I see snow, I will remember Gillian Harman. When I think of Heaven, I will remember Gary(Angel). When I see something burn black, I will think of David Blackburn When I see an orphan, I will think of Rashel Jordan. When I see a cold hearted man, I will remember John Quinn. When I Get deja vu, I will think of Hannah Snow. When I see sadness in someones eyes, I will remember Thierry Descouedres. When I see fire, I will see Jezebel Redfern. When I see someone being cocky, I will think of Morgead Blackthorn. When I see someone who's determined, I will remember Maggie Neeley. When I see royalty, I will think of Delos Redfern. When I see a black cat, I will see Raksha Keller. When I see a golden Lepard, I will see Galen Drache. Go soulmate principle!! Copy this on your profile if you believe in it. My stories Nixie- Nixie is a half breed; half shapeshifter, half human. Her and her brother, Erik, are sent to a boarding school by their parents. But Erik gets kidnapped on their very first day of school. Who has kidnapped him? and what will Nixie do? Father's Shock- James and Poppy go to stay with Poppy's dad. There are also more one-shots about when the characters join circle daybreak. There is one about when Ash goes back to Mary-Lynette. Dragons Redemtion- Candidus White is the most powerful dragon. And she is back. She is willing to join Circle Daybreak but they are having trust issues. Can Candi persuade them that they can trust her? Candi- http:///dragons/imagenes/white_dragon.jpg Boys vs. Girls- Thierry has sent the soulmate couples to a boys vs. girls bootcamp. But something dodgy is happening. How will the boot camp go? and who will win? Forgotten Princess- Phoenix is Maya's forgotten daughter and she needs help. She needs Thierry. Flame- http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Phoenix_by_WhiteRaven90.jpg Midnight- http:///bulkupload/fotos-de-unicornios/Fantasia/Unicornios/Black_800.jpg Demon souls- What if Demons and Angels were real. What if one of the worst Demons had something to do with Thierry when he was Theorn. And what if they saw each other again, nearly 25,000 years later. WEIRD QUIZ THING 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "I once had wings as mighty, he remembered with overwhelming sadness." (From "The Fallen"!) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Air 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Kerrangrequests - Fallen Angels by Black Veil Brides 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:12 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Music 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday, picking my sister up from school. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Youtube 9. What are you wearing? Black Tank-top and Purple and black checkered skirt 10. Did you dream last night? Yes 11. When did you last laugh? About 1 minute ago 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A mirror, shelves, a clock 13. Seen anything weird lately? A ancient vampires getting his head chopped in half on Underworld 14. What do you think of this quiz? Its weird 15. What is the last film you saw? Interview with the Vampire 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Books, grand piano and a big garage to put the piano and my books in. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I am more then half crazy 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I want NO ANIMAL CRUELTY so no one can hunt or hurt animals! 19. Do you like to dance? No 20. George Bush: Who?... 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Chance 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Chase 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? I already have 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "Hi." List twelve of your favourite characters from your fandom, in no particular order: 1. Rashel Jordan 2. Jezebel Redfern 3. Morgead Blackthorn 4. John Quinn 5. Raksha Keller 6. Galen Drache 7. Timmy 8. Miles Neely 9. Ash Redfern 10. James Rasmussen 11. Iliana Dominick 12. Poppy North 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Galen/Iliana? It’s a common topic for fanfics 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? John Quinn? Smokin hot 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Poppy got Miles pregnant? Wouldn’t that be the other way round... And I think James would be annoyed 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Well, duh 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Jez and Galen? No I don’t think they would and anyway they have soulmates they are totally devoted to 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Keller/Ash or Keller/James? Keller/James coz Ash would pee Keller off 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Timmy walked in on Jez and Poppy having sex? He would scream and run to Rashel then Rashel would burst in and realize that Timmy was hallucinating and that it was actually Jez and Morgead 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Morgead/James: Morgead has been sent on a mission with James and spends the time to bond with him. It don’t work and everything goes wrong. 9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Rashel/Miles? NOOOOOOOOO 10. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Timmy/Poppy: Empty souls- Timmy get really upset that he doesn’t have a soulmate and Poppy is the only one who he can talk to. 11. Does anyone on your friend list read Three yet? What is a friends list 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? As I said what is a friends list 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I am not repeating it again 14. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Miles? Um... I don’t actually know 15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Keller? Not that long ago 16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Rashel and Timmy are in a happy relationship until Ash runs off with Quinn. Rashel, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Iliana and a brief unhappy affair with Poppy, then follows the wise advice of Keller and finds true love with Morgead. 17. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens? Quinn invites Morgead and Miles to their house for dinner. Quinn and Morgead start talking about how much Jez and Keller are alike and Miles sits and listens. After a while he gets bored and leaves. 18. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens? Ash tries to get Keller to go to a yoga class. Keller slaps Ash round the face them kicks him where the sun don’t shine and walks off to Galen. 19. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six? Rashel or Galen? Tough one. It would be Rashel because she is just awesome. But then Galen if I need someone to talk to. 20. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in... Their reaction? Jez and Timmy are making out. James walks in. James says, "TIMMY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO JEZ?" 21. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Morgead falls in love with Galen. Miles is jealous. Then he finds Timmy just walking out of Morgead’s bedroom holding an empty love potion bottle. 22. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven? Quinn jumps me in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? James, Jez, or Timmy? James, because Jez would be somewhere with Morgead and Timmy wouldn’t be able to do anything apart from prank Quinn. 23. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens? Rashel decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later she storms out of the kitchen followed by a burnt camera man and the fire alarm going off. 24. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Morgead has to marry either Miles, Quinn, or Ash. He chose Miles because he doesn’t back down from a dare and Rashel and Mare would kill him if he chose their soulmate. 25. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? Timmy kidnaps Jez, and demands something from Keller for Jez's release. What is it? He wants her to make Rashel play with her instead of being with Quinn. 26. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose? Rashel or Galen? BOTH! 27. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why? James challenges Quinn to a chariot race. Because he was getting paid by Ash. 28. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens? Everyone gangs up on Morgead. What happens? He looks at Jez and pleads with his eyes and she helps him. 29. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react? Everyone is invited to Jez and James's wedding except Miles. He doesn’t care because James and Jez are drunk and will get over it. 30. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Galen is afraid of Timmy because Galen has seen what Timmy does to Ash and Quinn. 31. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. How does it go? James gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. They all laugh at him apart from Poppy who kisses him. 32. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens? Why were they late? Rashel arrives for Jez and James's wedding. Jez and James don't care because they are drunk and they don’t know what they are doing. Rashel was late because Thierry sent her to kill a bunch of rouge vampires. 33. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Keller and Ash get roaring drunk and end up at my house. I persuade Ash to turn me into a vampire and go back to circle daybreak with them. 34. Three, Six, and Four all go to the zoo for Eight's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get Eight? Morgead, Galen, and Quinn all go to the zoo for Miles' birthday party. It goes great! Morgead gets him mountain boots, Galen gets him some climbing equipment, and Quinn gets him a dead mouse. 35. Everyone gets together and start protesting outside your house. What are they protesting about? What do you do? Everyone is protesting about how I need to stop fantasising about becoming a vampire and just become one already. I would walk out and beg Quinn to make me a vampire. 36. Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them? Ash murders Jez's best friend. Jez would hunt down Ash for killing Morgead and just as she is about to stake him she wakes up. 37. Six and One are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Six save themself or One? Galen and Rashel are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Rashel saves herself while Galen goes Leopard and saves himself as well. 38. Five is trapped in a cave. Ten come to rescue them. What happens? Keller is trapped in a cave. James rescues her. Then they go back to the mission they were on. 39. Three starts a day camp. What happens? Morgead starts a day camp. He forces the rest of the Daybreakers to help him but the kids end up running for their lives from the camp... 40. Four, Six and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens? Quinn, Galen and Timmy are doing the Hokey-Pokey. James walks in and thinks he is going insane. 41. One starts to write a story where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction? Rashel starts to write a story where Ash and James are going out. Jez is laughing her butt of thinking about what that would look like in real life. 42. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good? Timmy makes an apple pie. He put something in it! 43. Eight and Three go camping. For some reason the forgot to bring food. What do they do? Miles and Morgead go camping. They forgot food but it doesn't matter because Morgead just finds some blood to drink and Miles phases and hunts in his falcon form. 44. While they are camping they run into James(from Night World). What will they do? Tell him to camp with them and they have great fun. 45. (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship. Keller, Quinn, Timmy, Rashel and Morgead are playing Truth or Dare. Keller asks Timmy, and Timmy says Truth. Keller asks who Timmy loves, and Timmy, after some prodding from Morgead, confessed their true love with Quinn. Quinn does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Morgead. Timmy is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Rashel while Morgead and Quinn run into the sunset together. However, Keller is secretly in love with Rashel, and become so jealous of Timmy, who, after the comfort from Rashel becomes in a relationship with Rashel, and so Keller decides to murder Timmy, but is stopped just in time by the police officer James and is sent to prison, allowing Rashel and Timmy to continued their relationship. YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED- 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 79 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 40. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 42. Shave. 43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 45. One word: Flatulence! 46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 47. Do Tai Chi exercises. 48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!" 49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" 55. Leave a box between the doors. 56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 57. Start a sing-along. 58. Play the harmonica. 59. Lean against the button panel. 60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 61. Bring a chair along. 62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 63. Blow spit bubbles. 64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers. 67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. 70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!" 71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. 72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. 74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part. 75. Make chalk drawings on the walls. 76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!" 77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. 78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. 79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away. Bad pick-up Line Come-backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Text you. On Sears hairdryer: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On artificial bacon: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: To maintain a healthy level of insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Everytime someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping and you are woken up shout "AMEN!" 5. Put decaf in the cofee maker for three weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to Expresso. 6. Skip down the hall instead of walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 8. sing along at the opera. 9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 10. When leaving the zoo, satrt running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your life! Their loose!" this is the sweetest Mary-Lynette and Ash paragraph ever read the whole thing really it amazing - Mary-Lynette: Do I ever cross your mind? Ash: No Mary-Lynette: Do you like me? Ash: No Mary-Lynette: Do you want me? Mary-Lynette: Would you cry if I left? Mary-Lynette: Would you live for me? Mary-Lynette: Would you do anything for me? Mary-Lynette: Choose--me or your life Ash: My life Mary-Lynette runs away in shock and pain and Ash runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Now isn’t that the cutest thing you've ever read! I love Mary-Lynette and Ash! A stranger stabs you in the front This is weird, but interesting! If you If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile. If you want to be a Wild Power, Copy and Paste this to your profile If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile If you think LJ smith deserves More credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile If you Can't wait for Strange Fate, Copy and paste this to your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. ~If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile If you really hate those e-mails that say 'Make a wish! If you don't send this to 50 people in 1 minute, it won't come true!', but still send it on anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If, you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile. Reality is for people who lack imagination. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I don't forgive people because I'm weak; I forgive them because I'm strong enough to realize people make mistakes. Friends believe in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, and things go wrong, but just remember: life goes on. Life's too short and nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bull crap, and never have regrets, because at one point what you did was exactly what you wanted. Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic; but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you. If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (Night World, House of Night, Vampire Academy, Twilight...) If you have ever Fallen UP the stairs, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (I'm really clumsy ._.) If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Edward Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile (Morgead is way more manly and sexier than Edward) Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE On with it! This story is Amazing I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism (\ _ /) This is Bunny. On the other hand, this is Kitty. ／l、 Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! WARNING!! This next bit is seriously random. Just like meeeee! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. I ran with scissors - and lived! Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing... Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you? People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho - things even out. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had! You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!" I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Love your enemies. It pisses them off. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. I intend to live forever...so far so good Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you I am not weird... just plotting I don't obsess! I think intensely! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry. If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile! - My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. - You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder - A day without light is, well, night - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me - Tell the truth and run..a long. long way away... - Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls - The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. QUOTES TO LIVE BY - Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. - Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler - Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? - Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? - "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown - “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown - “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown - When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! - Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head - "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." - You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder - They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead... - I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. - Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. - You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. - Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. - Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. - There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. - 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! - You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. - Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls. - I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. true fact ppl! if you loveeeeee magic stars. copy 'n' paste this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you Can't wait for Strange Fate, Copy and paste this to your profile If you think Rashel Jordan is better than Bella Swan copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever Fallen UP the stairs, Copy and Paste this to your Profile If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile when you hear the word or see a Lama you think if Lamia Vampires "When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell... I WANT JOHN QUINN!" Your a book-aholic if... You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or trying to change into a panther, YAY KELLER!!!) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Quinn is fictional) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??) You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. Your idol is a character from a book. Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end How to survive a Horror movie When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone. As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum or any other house of the dead. If you are searching for something which caused a loud noise and you find out it’s just the cat, leave the room immediatey if you value your life. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out. Do not take *anything* from the dead. If you find a town which looks deserted, it’s probably for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away. Don’t fool around with recombinant DNA technology unless you’re sure you know what you are doing. If you’re running away from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it’s still moving fast enough to catch up with you. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, developing a fascination with blood, glowing eyes, foaming at the mouth and increasing hairiness, get away from them as fast as possible. Stay away from certain geographical locations. Such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Bermuda Triangle or any small town in Maine. If your car runs out of gas late at night, don’t go to the nearby deserted looking house to call for help. Likewise if your car has broken down, and the only refuge for miles is that creepy old mansion/castle on the hill. Stay in the car. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, lawnmowers, butane torches, smoldering irons, band saws or any device made from deceased companions. Listen closely to the soundtrack and pay attention to the audience. They are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be. Never listen to music that contains staccato shrieking violins. If you are a woman, never strip and take a shower in slow motion. Do not keep all your sharpened kitchen knives in one of those wooden block thingies on your worksurface. The first woman to either lose or remove her clothing is dead meat. The guy with the testosterone overdose is also dead meat. Along with the guy that is always making jokes When you are searching a house because you think there is something dangerous there, turn on the damn lights! Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you. If you are traveling with friends, never let any hitch hikers into the van with you. It’ll be the worst (if not the last) day of your life. Never babysit.There are enough babysitter-in-danger-thanks-to-a-stupid-killer flicks out there already. If you ARE stupid enough to babysit, never try on the mom’s nightgown collection. You’ll only end up showing more skin. Remember: Skin=Death. If you are being chased, never lean against the wall when you think you lost him. He’ll just pop through and kill you. Same goes for leaning against the window. If you are at your Senior prom, and the school reject has just won prom queen, slowly back away and run for the exit. All hell is about to break loose. If you are a stoner among other stoners, be the quiet one or the lovable one. All the other stoners will be killed. If the killer has stalked you over the phone lines, don’t take a job as a phone counselor. Never let someone hypnotize you at a party. Stay away from sewers. If you sense something is behind you, don’t bother turning around to check. Just run. If you are trying to escape the killer, sliding through the cat door in the electronic garage door will not help you any. After you manage to kill the monster/killer, never sit beside it and cry. It will suddenly pop back up to finish the job. Never go to camp or become a counselor. You’ll be dead by the end of summer. Never say “I’ll be right back.” You won’t be back. End of story. Don’t ever do something just because someone dares you to. If you ever visit some distant planet and find objects that look like eggs, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! Then when one of your spaceship’s crew members finds a hideous parasite attached to his body (as a result of breaking the pervious rule), don’t let him back on the ship. When a hideous alien menace is hunting you (as a result of breaking the previous two rules) NEVER wander off alone to hunt for the ship’s cat. If someone tells you to do or not to something (example: DON’T fall asleep, DON’T go out there, DON’T go look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding psychopath by yourself) by all means, LISTEN TO THEM!! A small town’s little summer celebration might sound like fun. But if you hear the locals say things like, “Why you’re the guest of honor! We couldn’t even have the barbecue with out you!”, run like hell. If you are trapped in a house surrounded by demons, making coffee will not help anyone. Always be nice to the shy, quiet, unpopular girl in school. Clowns never have, nor will they ever be helpful to hang around while in a horror movie. As harmless as the might seem, they WILL kill you once you let your guard down. Never go back for anything you lost. Avoid people with pointy teeh. Avoid people with lots of facial hair. Avoid people with pale complexions who sway and moan, If the barber remarks on the “666″ tattoo your kid has, abandon the kid and move to Irkutsk. If you see a burly man wearing a hockey mask and toting a chainsaw, DO NOT stick around to see if he’s with the Philadelphia Flyers. Never buy your kid a toy that talks back. Remember: Just say “NO” to human blood. Never watch a horror movie while you’re in a horror movie. Never, under any circumstance, plan a camping trip that coincides with Friday the 13th. Pigs blood is not now, nor has it ever been funny. If the young girls of the neighborhood start singing songs about boogeymen while jumping rope, consider moving. If you hit a man with a car in the middle of the night and try to roll him off of a dock, make sure that he is dead! Never EVER play with any Ouijia board that you find in the basement of your newly bought, run-down house. Never run into a deserted graveyard at night, If you are running away from the killer/monster, don’t even try to start the car. It doesn’t matter if the car is brand new, it won’t start. If running from the monster/killer, try to make the least amount of noise possible. Especially if you are female. Panting, crying and screaming is not going to help you hide any better. For pete’s sake…NEVER stick your hand down the garbage disposal. Especially if you just heard strange noises in your house or while sinister music is playing. Don’t marry a guy that has Satan Worshippers as friends. They will want you to birth the new Anti-Christ. Never answer the phone when you are babysititng. Just get the hell out of there and leave the kids for dead. If you think you see your girlfriend/boyfriend and they are wearing a mask, not talking, or conspicuously hiding their face, it’s not them. Don’t be mean to the new kid. They will just end up killing you. If you hear a strange noise coming from upstairs that sounds similar to, oh let’s say a severed head falling to the floor, don’t go trying to find out what it is. Never touch something that just oozed out of a comet that landed near an abandoned farm house. When battling zombies, always sever their head or shoot them in the brain. If you they still want to eat you after that, just surrender. There’s no hope for you anyway. Never wait until you NEED the gun to check and see if it’s loaded. If you have to stay out in the woods or at camp you’re pretty much screwed. But at least you’ll have a fighting chance in the cabin. Never EVER take the tent. Never try to unmask the killer. Never hide in a closet. If you buried your child in a strange place and he came back as a demon, DON’T bury your wife in the same place. If you find the mangled body of a friend, camping partner, janitor, or whom ever, don’t stay and investigate. Run like hell. Don’t spend a lot of time in houses decorated with an excessive amount of medivel weaponry. It will be used eventually. Don’t make a documentary that requires you to hike through the woods while looking for a witch that leaves stick figures hanging in trees. If you are going to the bathroom in a movie theatre and you think you hear a guy and a girl making out in the stall next to you, don’t put your ear closer to the wall to listen. If you see a short guy wearing green and wearing a shamrock hat, I wouldn’t stick around to ask about his pot of gold. Never transport the killer in an ambulance from one place to another. Even if they’ve been in a coma for 10 years, they’ll wake up. Never listen to strange voices on the telephone. Never say “Who’s there?” If your hand has been possesed by the Force of Evil, do NOT chop off your hand. Doing so will merely allow the disembodied hand the freedom to wreak havoc independent of your body. And now you have to spend the rest of the film trying to track it down, If you have a feeling you’ll end up being chased by zombies during the night, remember to wear comfortable running shoes. After babysitting, don’t walk down any deserted streets with lots of trees and bushes, but no lights. If you are a girl with long blonde hair, blue eyes and big boobs, well, you are pretty much screwed. Always check the backseat of your car before you get in. When running away from the killer/monster, NEVER run upstairs. If you see someone who is within screaming distance while running from the killer/monster, for the love of god, SCREAM!! If a giant shark is chasing your family, don’t go swimming. Actually, stay away from the water, period. If you are babysitting, don’t let the kids play with the Chucky doll. If one night you see a dark haired girl carrying around dolls with the eyes scratched out, back away slowly, then run like hell. If you go to your school library and there are a lot of books having to do with vampires and demons…move away ASAP If you are fleeing from a killer or supernatural being and you see a cop car, run right by it. There are three possible ways that things will turn out if you try to get the cops attention and none are good: A. The cop is already dead in some gruesome way that will cause you to scream and alert the killer/monster as to where you are. B. The cop will probably end up dead as he tries to help you, this will only distract the killer away from you for a few seconds, but chances are you will end up getting killed anyway. C. The supernatural being has assumed the form of a cop and just when you think you are safe…he will kill you. If the locals say the camp is haunted, it probably is. If people in your neighborhood have been disapearing and there’s talk about a surge of any type of insect…move. Stuborn home owners always die. When and if you fall while running and the killer/monster is near you, don’t just sit there screaming like someone will hear you. Get up and RUN!! Kill the Scientist. No matter what else you do, kill him off right away. They always want to study “it,” or take “it” back to the corporate masters, or learn from “it” at the expense of comrades lives. Eggheads are always trying to understand the unknown, and get nearly everyone killed doing it. Get a clue, kill the guy with the pocket protector, he’s going to sacrifice you anyway. If the killer if after you and you somehow manage to knock him down, If the movie is directed by someone named Wes Craven or John Carpenter, you’re pretty much screwed. If the killer/monster is dead, don’t dig up his grave to try to do a final resurrection. He will only come back to life. If you disobey the previous rule, don’t try cutting off his head or anything If the killer is standing three feet in front of you, don’t just stand there and scream while he comes running towards you. It may comes as a shock, but he DOES in fact want to kill you. A female should never wear a white shirt without a bra while escaping the monster. It will only increase your chances of falling and causing a freak rainstorm that will make your shirt transparent and result in your immediate death. If you live in Maine and your hometown includes a clown driving a car he calls Christine with a large ,rabid St. Bernard in the backseat, while residing in an old, haunted hotel near a strange Pet Semetary and hangs out with teenage girls with telekenetic powers….you’re pretty much screwed. If you DO happen to get killed, make sure it’s in a cheap low-budget gore-fest with no plot, so you can come back and kick ass, no explanation needed. AVD is Addicted to Vampires Disorder, copy and paste this onto your profile if you have it. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, 'THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!' A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and pushes you back down. Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! My reality check bounced. It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em. What to do, what to do... The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below. Out of my mind, please leave a message. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. People are like slinkies, basically usless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs. I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb. If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. When you’re stressed just... YODEL! Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public. I'm cool, you're cool... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! Take candy, not drugs. Be crazy... well behaved girls never made history. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. My imaginary friend thinks you have problems. I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me. I am absolutely awesome (agree or die) Caution, water on road during rain. Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to? The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth. If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. (Amen to that) Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My - ...BUTT! If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. Even the best fall down sometimes. Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much. Read my lips : Olive Juice. Thanks for listening, have a nice day. Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C. Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you... I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK! Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate! There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can! Welcome to the internet, pants optional. 'Zoey isn't dead. And believe me, i know dead. I've been there, done that and got a frikin tee-shirt.' Stevie Rae - Burned Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? WHAT IS 2 + 2? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST CHILD? IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? WHAT SHOULD YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED? WHAT IS YOU'RE THEME SONG? WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR NEXT RELATIONSHIP? Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile. If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever Fallen UP the stairs, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (Doesn't everyone do that?) If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Edward Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile (Definitely. Edward is too... pansieish. Morgead is a REAL vampire _) If you think that Iliana Dominick could beat Rosalie Hales beauty by a mile, Copy and paste this to your Profile (Of course!) If you think LJ smith deserves More credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves the little things in life, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, bookwormgrl101, Night Worlder 13 Signs of being a true bookworm/book lover: 1. Book lovers/bookworms spend a lot of their time in bookstores and libraries. (yuppers ^^) 2. Book lovers/bookworms are the ones under most or all umbrellas at the beach. (whenever I stop reading to go to the beach, check) 3. Book lovers/bookworms tend to put many neccissary activities (like eating, using the bathroom, sleeping, etc.) second or even with reading. (to, to true... checkarony...) 4. Book lovers/bookworms love everything associated with books. (I LOVE BOOKLIGHTS!!! XD check, check, check) I had a dream!!!!..Then i woke up and forgot it. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face! Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China? If two people are happy together, then leave them to it. It's THEIR lives. Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you ... WITH MY SHOE ...good spider Hey mom!?!... WHAT!!!!! ...woah, nevermind then!! im going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger. When we were little, Why were we so scared of our parents counting to three? I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Rawwwr means I Love You in dinosaur :) paper beats rock? ok, i'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Whoever said SUNSHINE brings HAPPINESS ; Has never DANCED in the RAIN =D Warning! You might fall in love with me. Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping! Blondes may have more fun but brunettes remember it the next day. When everything else fails, look cute. Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won`t make you cry. Bad spellers of the world UNTIE I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up!! I wish I was a monkey, then I could throw poo at people and it would be legal. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit, when theres footprints on the moon. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. When nothing goes right, go left. To be old and wise, you first must be young and foolish. What do I do when I see someone completly gorgous? I stop, I stare, I smile, and when I get tired I put the mirror down. Good friends are like stars, You dont always see them, but you know that they're always there If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. Random Sayings If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. One bright day in the middle of the night, Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favourite dress tied with a bow. Take the time to live . . . and love. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. "REMEMBER WHEN REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now I completely fell for him, but he didn't even stumble. I don't forgive people because I'm weak; I forgive them because I'm strong enough to realize people make mistakes. Sweetie, if you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Friends believe in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, and things go wrong, but just remember: life goes on. What's this thing you call "normal"? Is it contagious? OMG! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal"! Keep your head held high; there are people who would kill to see you fall. You should see me when the meds aren't working. I want a man that when I come running up to him with tears streaming down my face, the first thing he says is, "Baby, whose ass do I have to kick?" Life's too short and nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bull crap, and never have regrets, because at one point what you did was exactly what you wanted. I name inanimate objects. She's so scared to get close to anyone because anyone that ever said, "I love you. . . I'll be there. . ." left. I expect a hug the next time I see you. Her favorite song will say more about her than she ever will. What upsets me is not that you lied to me; it's that from now on, I can no longer trust you. Never underestimate the power of a good cry. In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic; but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. ~If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste. If you want to be a Wild Power, Copy and Paste this to your profile If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile If you think LJ smith deserves More credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile (Yeah, such amazing books but she's not noticed that much TT_TT) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (um... all the time.) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile ╔══╦══╦══╗ If you have been diagnosed ...V...Put this Updates on my Stories: Nixie: Complete (Just to put you out of your misery. I will be doing a sequel called 'Out for Revenge') Dragons Redemption: On hold Boy vs. Girls: Complete Father's Shock: On hold Forgotten Princess: Complete Demon Souls: In-Progress |
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