DEVIANTART:

bio:

gender: female

age: yeah like i'd tell u that. how do i know you're not a creeper?

hair color: light brown

eye color: dark brown

I love writing poems and like to draw (but i really suck). i hate people who think everyone should follow them(keep in mind i'm in school so i mean the popular kids who think they're all that :O ), shallow people,people with big egos, pricks, etc., so yeah pretty much everybody in my school. i get super pissed when people touch my stuff without asking, I get easily pissed(VERY EASILY!). I like my friends because they are different, not following what everyone else is doing just 'cause it's "in" .I'm crazy(not insane asylum crazy though, lol),and get annoyed very easily, so if my friends can deal with me, i can definently deal with them. my freinds are like a big family to me, with sisters, and brothers(love you guys!!). people call me goth/emo/freak, but you know what, screw them, i know who i am, they don't, and i don't give a flyin' fadoodle (lol i really wanted to say a funny word) about what they think of me... they call it freak, i call it REAL. :D (sorry i tend to rant!)

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school functions or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (I actually decline when asked out.)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with superhero comics, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict, gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis, GhostAuthor, PyrusAngel, Twikadevra, CatchingWind, OwlheadAthena, Zii Raevyn, Riqis Inna Sunja

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Thank you people who are nice,AfterDarkHours, OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost, DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14, CatchingWind, OwlheadAthena, Zii Raevyn, Riqis Inna Sunja

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost,DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14, CatchingWind, OwlheadAthena, Zii Raevyn, Riqis Inna Sunja

Copy and paste this into your profile if you know you'd give anything in the world to be a little kid again, so that you could run to your parents and share everything with them.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you know that it's never going to happen.

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FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Purple

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My friend (Siobhan)

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping :P

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Watching Smallville

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Butterfingers!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Hell No!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"COLTON, GET THE F%#* OUT OF MY ROOM!"

8, What is your favourite flavor of ice-cream?

Chocolate Vanilla Twist

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Pepsi

10, Do you like your wallet?

Absolutely

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Chicken And Dumpling Soup

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope

13, The last sporting event you watched?

I don't watch, I only play :)

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Movie Theater Butter

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My Friend (Sevita)

16, Ever go camping?

For three days at 6th grade camp...

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No I'm Atheist, Even if I wasn't, I would be Jewish

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope, I'm freaking white as snow

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Nope, Pizza over Chinese

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes

22, What did your last text message say?

Answer your phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to the Hell-Hole called School

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Skull Lights :) and I'm in my room! Awesome right?

26, What color is your watch?

Black

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

G'Day Mate! (So Stereotypical)

28, What is your birthstone?

Emerald

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I don't do either, fast food? Bleh.

30, What is your favorite number?

13, I always get good luck on this number :), oh irony, I love you so :D

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

I don't talk on the phone because I get aggravated when the connection sucks :

32, Any plans today?

Make a Plushy as a thank you to my friend (Once again, Siobhan)

33, How many states have you lived in

Just one, haven't moved yet :)

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My Brother, 2 years older, many many many muscles stronger, and loves to constantly knock on my door to piss me off :(

35, Last song listened to?

Nickle and Dime by Do It With Malice (Punk Band)

36, Can you say the whole alphabet backwards?

Yep, ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Black Knee-High Chucks

39, are you jealous of anyone?

Why would I be?

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

How the hell should I know? People don't just say “Hey, I'm jealous of you.”

41, Do you love anyone?

Nope

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Other than school, Argue with my brother, watch TV, do homework, Exercise occasionally, and text friends.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Just 98% of my school

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No, I say Hey

46, What color is your car?

I can't drive yet, but I want a Black '67 Chevy Impala, Or a Black '67 Charger

47, Do you like cats?

I despise them with every fiber of my being

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

...Yes

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yes, when I was little...er

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I jumped at my brother and he moved, I bashed my chin on a table and had to get... I think 14 stitches.

Phantoms Jump xCityx: Rewrite

Phantoms Jump at Justice: paused for Rewrite

It Gets Better: Hiatus

Clowns, Clones, and Getting Home: Reweite