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Additional/uncensored fic can be found on my AO3 account here.

Notes on (selected items of) posted fanfic:

(Complete)

Residuum (8/07)
- Written for a friend on LiveJournal. Yes, I know incest is sick and wrong, and no, I don't support it...but the Sand Sibs have a screwed-up relationship, and for some reason, I can't help but think of the ancient Egyptians and their customs just a little bit when I think of Suna.

Read The Fine Print, Yeah (8/07)
- Y LOOKY THAR, IT'S NOT ANGST. 8D That being said, I am extremely proud of this fic. lol
- I absolutely love Deidara, and couldn't resist the chance to poke fun at both him and Akatsuki; essentially “MY version of how Deidara got roped into joining the Akatsuki”. XD A bit crackish, I know.
- I know it's a bit AU now due to chps 359 & 360, but whatev. I wrote this before those came out.

Myopia (4/08)
-Because Akatsuki crack fic rules all. (Also, MORE NOT-ANGST. GO ME.)
-NO PAIRINGS INTENDED. You can think what you like, but MY view of both SasoDei and DeiTobi are that they are PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS. With a lot of hatred in there, actually, and no real warm-and-fuzzy feelings. So don't fangirl at me about the "pairings" please. You'll be wasting your time, because I will ignore you completely. Or maybe snark at you if you're being particularly stupid about it.

Vested Interest (9/08)
-Inspired by this fanart by KorinaCaffeine/Fallacy.
-Crack AU. One-shot for now, though a sequel is a distinct possibility.
-DeiSaku maybe be a noncanon pairing, but it's my favourite Sakura pairing after SasuSaku. Deidara doesn't get nearly enough het love. Not...that there's much love in this particular one-shot... XD

Proxime Accessit (12/08)
-My first Tales of the Abyss fic. :DDD And there'll (hopefully but almost definitely) be more where that came from.
-I HAVE WRITTEN THE FIRST FIC ON THIS SITE WITH GUY AND ANISE AS THE MAIN CHARACTERS. WHY IS THERE NOT MORE LOVE FOR THIS PAIRING. C'MON GUYS IT IS HILARIOUS. (Even if this particular drabble is mostly angst.)

Just So You Know, I Still Hate You (A Lot) (4/09-4/10)
- NOT. YAOI.
-Slightly AU now, due to recent chapters, but eh. I like the story and storyline too much to care.
-Written because a friend of mine used to RP Sasuke, and I used to RP Deidara, and the sparks that flew were hilarious and wonderful. X'D

(Works In Progress)

More First Than Sun, More Last Than Star (3/09--)
- Guy x Older!Anise. Because I love it. (Madly. Passionately. Oh baby, oh baby. X'D) And BECAUSE THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE FIC FOR THIS COUPLE. Y PLZ.
- Written for 10_passions on LJ. (Or...at least using their prompts. XD;)
- Might have to change the rating to M for one of the later drabbles, but most should be worksafe and funny and/or cute. :3
- These aren't in chronological order, but later drabbles should explain things a little more, never fear.